Every good turn deserves another, and that’s just what we get in this extra porny re-telling of Guy de Maupassant’s short story “The Signal.” The basic gist of the story follows a woman who plays with fire by mimicking the signal of the sex worker next door and ends up with a john on her doorstep, awaiting the fuck of his life, which is delivered and later fretted about with a friend. While the story is super risqué to begin with, Cinema Erotique makes it even hotter by adding in two fabulous fuck scenes (it’s only seventeen minutes long) to the mix.

I’ll be the first to say that there were a few things about this story that totally got to me in an uncomfortable, not sexy way, but for now I will try to forget about them, as I know that it’s just a fantasy story, and focus on the incredible hotness of the sex. I’ve spent the last few minutes trying to decide what it was about the sex that made it so especially hot to me, and I’ve narrowed it down to two things – the positions and the clearly utilized condoms. Though I know I’ve seen both condoms used in porn and these positions before, those are the things that really grabbed my attention this time around. Hmm… who knows why we find what we find hot when we find it hot? I suppose that’s just the way the cookie crumbles (and by cookie, I obviously mean snatch).

As I said above, there were a few things that got to me in the story – the first being that the woman repeatedly says no once the guy actually comes up to her apartment to fuck and he basically does it anyway. And secondly – the woman and her friend want to have him arrested for coming back, even if she brings him back, and sexual assault isn’t clear. I know, a little murky and confusing, right? At least we know it’s all porno fantasy and don’t actually have to worry about this particular scenario. But I’ll admit that even though I know that well, it’s hard for me to keep it up when I hear a woman saying no and a dude not listening. But other than that, this bizarrely subtitled (though hard to read) porn gets my vote of approval.

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