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Caffeine Fix for Your Junk and Bra-Less Boobs

- I get the whole “God it’s 6am and I need five loads of coffee to attack just my inbox” during the work week. But how about if it’s 6am on a weekend and you need coffee to handle the five loads when your partner attacks? Pjur invented just that – a lube infused with caffeine, aptly named pjur espresso.… More

Ready For Arrested Development? Five Morning Links

In addition to hot-dog-face-stuffing this extended Memorial Day weekend, dudes, Arrested Development is coming back via Netflix! That’s a holiday in itself, and the internet is stoked and throwing out all sorts of material. But THIS, a collection of naked movie clips involving the women of AD (no way is Lucille covered in this article…you’re welcome?) has to be the hottest.… More

MASTER-bation May: A Mix Tape for Masturbating

In just a few short days, the nation will gather on porches everywhere to celebrate Memorial Day and the cum coming of summer. But until the 31st actually sees its sundown, we still have eight more days to bang out National Masturbation Month.

So whether you’re a go-hard, get-it-the-eff-done stroker, a candles-make-it-perfect sensitive, or a procrastibator (procrastinate by masturbating), MASTER the moment with this mix that I have set up for you.… More

Movie Reviews

Wasteland Movie Review

We started to review Wasteland a while ago, but haven’t seemed to finish.  I have been looking for an excuse to watch this movie, so when I noticed we had half of the movie reviewed and not the other, I got excited.  You can catch up on the part of the review you missed Wasteland Review Part 1 and Wasteland Review Part 2.… More

Sinn Sage Loves Girls – Sweetheart Video

Sinn Sage is the first person I have ever seen who fucks like I would like to think I fuck.

I have watched many a porno in my day and constantly find myself whinging that I can’t seem to find a pornstar or porn in general that represents the essence of what I love about fucking and how I like to fuck.… More

Happy Easter Fucking!

Incase you didn’t know, Easter porn is totally a thing. Yep. To be honest though, it’s pretty much just pornstars in bunny ears, fucking like out of control rabbits. But hey, I’d rather see that than fucking that literally themed itself around celebrating the resurrection of Christ. Imagine it. Go on.… More

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