Oh HotOldMovies, how I love you so.  With your quirky plots and vibrant characters, I’ll never tire of you.  You take so little of my time, with your 10 minutes if dirty-ness, but you always do me right.

There definitely wasn’t a huge budget used in the making of Danish Pastry, but they made sure to fit in a story with a beginning, middle and end, along with a main character that you identified with right away.  Now this little film clip is silly as can be, but I’m still impressed with the effort that was put in.  Yep, I just applauded a porno for trying.

In Danish Pastry, a customs officer is overcome with temptation when a large crate labeled “Danish Import” comes his way.  He pries it open and low and behold 2 gorgeous girls are inside who are of course willing and ready to have a threesome!  Fun times are had, but I have to say there were a few too many of those up close and personal vagina and cock shots.  I enjoyed this movie, but there were a few moments where I couldn’t tell what was going into who and vice versa.  It gets a little trippy at one point when someone decided to get fancy with some colored gels and a flashlight.  I was innocently watching a close-up pussy licking shot and BAM, balls in my face.  Through the magic of cinema, a vagina turned into a scrotum right before my eyes.

This 10 minute porno was a great mix of goofy and fun with hot and heavy.  Don’t let the little incident above fool you, there is plenty of good sexin’ that goes down in this old school pornographic gem.

Watch “Danish Pastry” now!

Love,

Ginger Leigh

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