Every once in a while, I get uninspired when deciding which movie to watch and review.  It doesn’t happen all that often, but when it does, I like to ask the people around me what movie they’d like me to review, or at least what kind of movie they want me to watch.  This morning I was getting breakfast at my boyfriend’s diner and asked his co-worker, who didn’t even have to think about it before deciding on a “thong” movie (which I assumed to mean a panties movie, specifically featuring a thong).

Unfortunately I had to break it to him that I had just reviewed a panties movie a few days ago and I like to have a variety of genres close together, so he would have to give me his second pick.  Again, no hesitation – blowjobs.  Yes, blowjobs I can do!  But how quirky can I get…  Apparently very quirky, with the help of our 150,000+ movies.

I just HAD to pick Choke My Chicken as soon as I saw that the dude stays in a chicken costume THE WHOLE MOVIE!  I mean how could I not!?!  It fits my bowjob criteria and also makes me so very amused.    Sure arousal is the real goal, but honestly, I’d rather be laughing a little than always trying to get hot hot hot.  That said, let’s get to choking the chicken, shall we?

My first question is how on earth does that chicken stay in character as he is getting his knob gobbled?  He clucks and moans in chickeny ways as he gets the blows of his life, over and over again.  Sounds to me like a real professional behind the suit.  I know I certainly would never be able to cum while trying to remember to cluck at the same time.  I’d even go so far as to say that chicken man is nearly as talented as the beautiful ladies that are spending time eating his nugget.

Out of the eight delicious scenes, my favorite was definitely scene six with Kitty Saliery and, of course, Mr. Chicken.  It is so deserving of the Hot Scene descriptor given to it.  Yeah, I know, I didn’t think I’d be giving this movie any thumbs up for the sexin’, but Saliery sucks that chicken’s cock like a total pro.  She also makes sure that we have a prime view of her whole body while she is swallowing his dick down to the hilt.  You know, down to his feathers.

To sum it up in one sentence:  Hot blowjobs that I can only take marginally seriously, but hot blowjobs none-the-less.

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