I’ve come to expect a lot from my porno. Whether it’s awesome performers, real pleasure, or extraordinary style – if you don’t have that added ‘umph,’ you won’t be getting more than a few minutes of my attention. But if you just so happen to have all three and more – well, you’ve found a place in my pervy, pervy heart. And once you’re there, it’s for keeps!

I think it’s pretty obvious that we are talkin’ about Carlos Batts. Everything this guy brings to the porno table is more exciting than the next – and this time it’s Artcore, a fucking amazing romp through a whole host of deliciously dirty sex acts featuring my personal favie, April Flores (who is also Batts’ wife). Each of the four scenes is totally different from the next, creating a multi-layered porno adventure that has me glued to the screen in anticipation of what comes next.

I seriously enjoyed this entire movie, but if I had to narrow it down, I would say that my top pick is a tie between scene one – featuring April Flores, Courtney Trouble and Kelly Shibari; and scene three, with April and Drew Deveaux getting busy.

The three-way masturbation between Trouble, Shibari and Flores is so ridiculously ah-mazing. I have a total thing for zaftig chicks, and this trio is so above and beyond hot. Yes, watching them fuck each other is stellar, but the opening with them touching themselves and each other’s tits definitely got my full attention from the first second. And once those Hitachi Magic Wands come out and they start screaming in pleasure… damn. Let’s just say that I’ve found my happy place. When they strap on and go at Kelly Shibari from both ends – I have no words…just a huge smile plastered on my face.

When it comes to Drew Deveaux, I am always a totally smitten kitten. Drew has this way of looking at the camera that hits you right in the bits – and this scene is no exception! Sexiness aside, I just really like Drew’s style, and am usually looking at her clothes and accessories as well as the smutty action. What? I can’t help but notice an awesome ensemble and smokin’ hot boots! I’m only human.

And can we just talk about April Flores in a bowler hat, pin stripes and a drawn-on mustache? Does it get any better? I think not, unless we go a little further to talk about Drew helping her out of those clothes. Things only get better once they are naked and going at each other’s bodies. Smacking, pounding and metal toys lead the way into mind-blowing orgams – just the way they should!

If you are looking for something extra sexy and a little off the grid, this is the movie for you!

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