Happy Valentine’s Day to Me!  Instead of buying myself some crap for this couple-y holiday (go team single!), I figured I would give myself something I really want – this insanely hot movie from Anna Devia!  I’ve been patiently awaiting Alpha Femmes since I first heard about it a while ago, and it’s finally here. Along with finding out that it was coming, we received a file filled with some of the hottest porno still I’ve ever seen – featuring both solo shots of each performer, as well as snaps of them in the act.  I didn’t think I could be more excited for this flick, but boy oh boy, was I wrong!  So, now that I am ready and rearing to go, let’s get this special v-day treat going!  Bring on the awesome!!

Oh Anna Devia, with this one movie, you have wooed me so fucking hard.  It takes a lot to impress a jaded porn reviewer like myself, and you have done one hell of a job raising my temperature!  I think one of my favorite things about this awesomely kinky queer fuckfest is the pairing.  Each and every scene has such rockin’ chemistry and features the perfect duo.

Take Akira Raine and Puck Goodfellow.  I seriously can’t imagine this scene with any other performers.  With Akira’s evil temptress looks and Puck’s nerdy submissive nature, the scene just shines.  Even though I’m not super into face slapping and humiliation, I enjoy the scene thoroughly and was able to see puck really appreciate every slap and insult.  Man, I love watching performers really get off!  I’m so glad Devia focused in on Puck’s face so much.  And lastly, condoms on feet for foot play– what a fucking brilliant idea!

I wasn’t even ready for the amazing hotness of scene 2!  The black and white, with just the littlest bit of color – so so awesome.  Sarah Lee Sinful shaves Cadence St. john’s pussy bare, and then goes at it with lube and a gloved hand, followed by her strapped-on purple cock.  I also love that they are randomly in a back yard, among the trees and bushes.

Ashley Blue and Syd Blakovich rule scene three with a swagger that I can barely handle.  Four words – Syd in sock garters.  Can you take it?!?  So HOT! Sock garters and a giant strapped-on cock.  There is something so fabulous about the lighting and camera lens that brings a new, refreshing style to porno.  And if there is something I can appreciate, it’s something new and refreshing!  And I haven’t even gotten to the mouth strap-on!  I can’t even fantasize about things this hot!

And lastly, scene four, with two of my favorite dirty birds ever – April Flores and Jiz Lee!  I can barely describe in words how awesome both April and Jiz look in this movie.  Both done up in amazingly sexy (and hard to describe) styles, they bring a kinky intensity that is seriously riveting.  Featuring a strapped-on mouth tray, double-headed dildo action and everything in between, this scene was the stand out of the bunch.

I’ve given so much away!  You seriously need to watch this – trust me.  Anna Devia, I totally have my eye on you and cannot WAIT for more.  I am bringing my work home this Valentine’s Day!

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