Tag Archives: Vampires

Voracious (Disc 1)

We are officially one week away from Halloween which means we are reviewing related movies everyday for the next week!  I’m starting this porno countdown to Halloween right with a sexy new title from John Stagliano.  Voracious is definitely making my vampire horror/porno loving eyes happy.  Just when you thought you’d had all of the blood sucking you can handle for one life time, Voracious makes you realize you have yet to reach your vampy limit.  I totally sound like a commercial, but it is just that good! First I have to say that I’ve never seen such a well … Continue reading Voracious (Disc 1)

The Vampire Sex Diaries

Holy vampire sex!  This porno manages to be both laughably corny and super hot at the same time.  If you ever want anyone to take your film even remotely seriously, do not use fast forward as a special effect.  Ever.  It’s just bad.  However, if you want to redeem your cheesy porno making ass, feature brunette hotties like Sophia Santi, Tabitha Stevens and Ashlyn Rae.  I will forgive you for your bad choices, but I’ll still laugh at you. A couple on a road trip and a gaggle of vampires in the desert make up the Vampire Sex Diaries.  There … Continue reading The Vampire Sex Diaries

Vampire Sisters

There is no denying that we are inundated with vampires these days.  I’ll be the first to admit that I need my True Blood fix on a weekly basis.  I must say, Vampire Sisters from the always amazing Bleu Productions by no means beats the proverbial dead horse.  The performers, camera work, setting and music work together to create an experience that I’m not sure I have to vocabulary to explain, but I’ll do my best to get the job done. It isn’t often that I truly immerse myself into a porno.  Sure, I get into them, take them for … Continue reading Vampire Sisters

The Vampires

Just when I thought that we had exhausted the supply of hot Halloween porn over the past few years, I stumbled upon this super sexy flick from Television X – The Vampires! I don’t know much about this studio, but after a little research and checking this one out, it’s pretty obvious I need to know more because they’re putting out some high-end stuff. Anyways, back to the blood suckers, The Vampires is a well-shot production that obviously had a pretty decent budget. I’ve seen a billion vampire-themed pornos that apparently only have $5 to spend because the only clue … Continue reading The Vampires

Top Five Tuesday – More Past Hauntings

Every year we go all out for Halloween highlighting our favorite scary pornos on the site. We’ve got some really great reviews in store this week as we lead up to one of our favorite holidays, but I thought today would be a great opportunity to remind you about movies we’ve loved in years past. The XXXorcist: This movie is everything a Halloween porno should be and stars Joanna Angel! It’s totally gross and pretty freaking hilarious. I also highly recommend Burning Angel’s Re-Penetrator because no one can touch the BA crew when it comes to this porno genre. Zombie … Continue reading Top Five Tuesday – More Past Hauntings

Link Love

Happy Humpday!  Welcome to the midweek stretch.  It’s the first full week of September and just so happens to be the start of the Jewish New Year this evening.  Shanah Tovah!  So many things to celebrate today! So let’s get to it! – Teledildonic technology that turns your Wii into a sex machine.  How freaking cool is that?  Must get Wii! –  This is labeled as True Blood Sex Scenes You Shouldn’t Try At Home, but really, it’s just an excuse to post some really hot vampire sex videos.  And yes, don’t try them at home.  But do watch Tru, … Continue reading Link Love

TRU – A XXX Parody

I just finished watching the first season of Tru Blood, so I had to check out this parody from New Sensations. I have to say I wasn’t sure that the porno version could compete with the sex scenes in the real show, which are super hot, but full blown sex scenes win out over thirty seconds of hardcore cable approved fucking without a doubt. We open up a hot scene starring Maryann (played by Vanessa Naughty) and Johnny Castle. This is my first exposure to Naughty, but she’s someone I’ll keep an eye out after seeing her handle Castle’s cock … Continue reading TRU – A XXX Parody

This Isn’t Twilight – The XXX Parody

Studio: Devil’s Films Category: Spoofs It took me a while, but I finally broke down and did it. I read “Twilight.” And I loved it. No shame in my game. Yes, I am a 27 year old woman that thoroughly enjoyed a teen novel. That’s just how I roll. Obviously I saw the movie too. How could I not? That said, it’s pretty self explanatory why I would jump at the chance to watch the porno parody. I am officially a fan. No, I’m not giggly and swooning over sparkle vampires and all that jazz, but taking a fun story … Continue reading This Isn’t Twilight – The XXX Parody