Tori Black

As the resident nerd here at HotMoviesForHer, I felt it was my duty to review The Incredible Hulk XXX – A Porn Parody.  It isn’t my favorite of comic book movies (yay for the Iron Man parody), but it’s still my duty.

For the most part, I find XXX spoofs to be mildy amusing.  The sex scenes are hit or miss and there is generally at least some small percentage of humor involved.  I’m not going to gush about how great any one thing was in this porno, but I got sucked into it like an episode of CSI Miami.  You know what I’m talking about.  The acting is pretty terrible and the plot is predictable, but there is still something endearing and captivating going on on the screen.  Dale Dabone grabbed a hold of me in the same way David Caruso does with that corny ass charm.  Dale is more attractive and might actually be a better actor, but David is, well, David fucking Caruso.  Anywho…

I found myself NOT skipping through the movie and eager to see what was coming next.  I’m not saying this is some moving bit of cinema, but it grabbed a hold of me like a porno-comic soap opera.

The movie begins and we see Dale, “David Banner” making sweet love to his wife, Tori Black.  The sexing is fairly sweet and get the idea across this isn’t just some chick that he’s banging on a random Tuesday.  The scene sets the plot in motion – the heart break, the inability to save his wife’s life and his whole reason for letting the Hulk out from inside of him.

I’m not going to give you every detail of the plot, you’ll have to fill in the hole’s when you watch the movie.  David and his partner, Lily LaBeau, start researching cases of people are able to achieve super human strength.  How do they do this?  Sex acts, of course!  We get a good variety – threesome, foursome, girl-girl and OF COURSE we get to see the Hulk himself get down and dirty!  While it was straight up weird, I was happy to see that the Hulk fucked AS the Hulk, not just as a green dude getting it on.  He grunted and moaned and groaned just as I would imagine him to.  Nicely done!

“Was his cock green too?” you ask.  Yes, yes it was.  And yes, he put it in Lily’s vagina.  I was appalled by this at first, but I watched the behind the scenes features and discovered that his body was covered in heavy duty body paint and his wang was covered in food coloring.  Whew… I was starting to feel really sorry for her vag.  The only catch here is that after a bit of suckage and fuckage the food coloring wore off and his dick was flesh colored while the rest of him was very much Hulk-colored.  You can’t have it all!

While Dale Da Bone played the part of David Banner – the regular old Joe Shmo version of the Hulk, the big green guy was played by the part of Lee Stone, who was perfect for the part with his big muscular man body.  He was one hunky Hulk!

If you’re into parodies, this is definitely one to watch.  While I’m not a huge fan of the Hulk movie, nor have I watched much of the old TV show, the XXX version was definitely entertaining.  If anything else, you get to see the Hulk do it.

Watch The Incredible Hulk XXX – A Porn Parody now!

Love,

Ginger

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Happy 4th of July!

In case you’re wondering where the Independence Day themed porno is, I’ll start by saying, too F’ing bad.  Look, I dug through piles (metaphorically speaking) of dirty movies and there just wasn’t one out there.  Well, at least there wasn’t one of any interest.  I still decided to go with something as American as the day we use as an excuse to make things explode in the sky, This Ain’t Happy Days XXX.  If that doesn’t scream wholesome patriotic fun, I don’t know what does.

This Hustler porn parody does a great job of capturing the feel of the original show, complete with canned laughter.  The cast looks great in their 1950’s attire and hair.  Even when they’re fucking, they keep a piece of clothing on to remind us that they are indeed portraying characters.  Anyone out there who fantasized about doing the Fonz, Joanie or any other loveable Happy Days character, this is your chance to indulge.

Beyond the quality of production value, the sex is fantastic in this flick.  The first and last scenes really stood out for me.  In the opening scene the guys are discussing their dating issues and ask Fonzie (appropriately played by Tommy Gunn) for a little guidance.  They go into the boys’ bathroom and The Fonz beckons two smoking hot babes, Riley Evans and Tori Black.  As the threesome unfolds, the guys are still watching and learning in the background and the ladies team up for a quality double blow job to get the party started.  From there, they get fucked from the professional that is Mr. Gunn, most notably in an uncomfortable yet impressive pile driver position.  The girls tend to each other as they enjoy the deep dicking and all involved are happy campers.  Fonze wraps it up by coming on their open mouths, which is followed by a teensy bit of come swapping, which may or may not be your thing.  The scene is punctuated with an “AYYY”.

The last scene in This Ain’t Happy Days XXX also stars Fonzie.  This time he gets to fuck one MILF-tastic Marion Cunningham, played by Racquel Devine.  The sex is hot and Raquel’s big tits look amazing billowing out of her white mom bra as she bounces up and down on Tommy Gunn’s cock.  After getting fucked like never before (sorry, Howard) Marion drops to her knees and takes Fonzie’s jizz in her mouth and on her chin.  Shortly thereafter, everyone walks in on them.  Another “AYYY” and cut.

I can honestly say that I enjoyed this XXX parody for both the production value and the sex.  I often find myself board with these types of pornos, so it was nice to get a few laughs as well as save this one for later viewing.

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I just had to review this one for all of you history buffs out there. I can only speak for my own education, but my schools surely skipped over this piece of American history.

I have to admit this isn’t a complete history, but the best of director Joey Silvera’s oeuvre. What’s really nice is that, in keeping with XXX tradition, the owner’s of the black cocks aren’t even listed on the box cover!

If you’re a fan of interracial or don’t care about race as long as the people fucking are super hot, you’re going to love this one. Silvera has compiled a movie that features the hottest female stars in XXX including Tori Black, Sasha Grey, and everyone’s favorite goddess, Bree Olson.

I should say that a lot of these scenes are just oral, so if that’s not your thing make sure you look at the scene details before wasting your valuable minutes!

Hands down, my favorite scene was Grey’s. She sucks down two dudes and ends up with a face covered in cum. I just love the way this dirty girl attacks every scene and this XXX episode shows why people love to watch her.

The Tori Black scene is also totally wank worthy if you like oral stuff. I would have loved to see her bounce up and down on that dude’s dick, but you’ll learn a thing or two about giving a killer hummer if you check this one out.

If you’re looking for fucking, Annette Schwarz and Lorelei Lee tag team one lucky dude in the fourth scene. It’s a pretty dirty scene with lots of ass play, power trips and a big rubber dong, but super hot in my opinion. It’s definitely got something on your typical g/g/b fuckfest thanks to the kinky nature of it!

This is a good intro to some of Silvera’s work if you don’t know much about him. It’s also just the right amount of dirty for this girl!

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I fell in lust with Tori Black over the course of the last year and she’s become one of my go-to performers when I’m looking for inspired fucking. She’s definitely not bad on the eyes, but it’s the energy she puts forth time after time that has me seeking out her scenes.

In this Hustler collection, Black takes on an all-star cast of XXX performers that includes Sean Michaels, Evan Stone and Bobbi Star.

First up, let’s talk about the threesome that opens the film. Mick Blue and Erik Everhard are hanging out in tuxes and doing their best to ignore Black, who looks as good as ever in thigh highs. The scene is a pornographer’s attempt at art and I really enjoyed something a little different. It’s nice to take away all distraction and focus solely on the sex.

A couple of minutes in, she’s on all fours kissing Blue while Everhard eats her out – it was awesome. For the rest of the action, the guys pass her back and forth taking turns drilling one of the most popular women in XXX. In the end, they unload on her face and we’re on to the next Black scene.

Now I need to talk about Black, Bobbi Starr and a motorcycle. For some reason, I never get sick of watching people fuck on bikes. The women take turns going down on each other before breaking out the toys and going to town. Both women know exactly what they’re doing and really play well to the camera. Good girl/girl stuff!

This is another great collection of Black’s work – there are a lot of them. I’m starting to think someone could release “Tori Black’s Worst Scenes” and the masses would love it!

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For the past three years, Elegant Angel has put out a film that highlights the best of the best and they’re really great. I mean, obviously, it’s awesome to be able to see so many hot performers in one film, but they’re also great for catching up and coming stars who I might have missed somehow!

I guess I’ll start by taking about Tori Black’s scene. I’ve fallen in lust with Black over the past 18 months or so, as has the rest of the industry. When I saw that she was doing the deed with the amazing Manuel Ferrara, I knew it was going to be amazing.

You’ll get a couple of minutes of interview and teasing from Tori before Manuel enters the picture. I sometimes get a little bored with the first couple of minutes of EA scenes (they often do this) but it is nice to see what the girls have to say and to watch them strip down.

After some hot and heavy kissing, they take turns performing oral and their chemistry is very apparent. Of course, it seems like every woman is in love with Ferrara, but I surely can’t blame them having seen him in action a billion times. What follows is an eternity of pussy and ass fucking that is a little rough, but super passionate and hot. I really recommend it for people who love anal scenes or either performer.

The other lady I want to highlight is Gracie Glam. I don’t think I’ve seen her in the past and she’s really gorgeous! She also has the pleasure of screwing Ferrara and it was my second favorite sexing of the flick. This one is a little edgy also – you’ll see a little breath play and Ferrara seems to be obsessed with her feet.

The scene is packed full of hot action, but I personally loved watching her get it from behind. Both performers seem to be insatiable and are just so hot!

As one would expect from a movies that features the best performers of any one year, every single scene is good here – what it really comes down to is personal preferences. If you’re a fan of any of these women, you should definitely watch what she does in this one.

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The 2011 AVN Awards (basically the Oscars of porn) went on this weekend in Vegas and the industry is yet again filled with a whole new crop of fantastic winners!

Before we get into some of the top  accolades of the evening, we definitely need to give a special shout out to Axel Braun and the Vivid folks for their wildly popular Batman XXX: A Porn Parody!

Picture via AVN.com

This awesome movie won not one or two, but SEVEN awards!!  Their list includes Best Renting & Selling Title of the Year, Best DVD Menus, Best Overall Marketing Campaign – Individual Project, Best Screenplay- Adapted, Best Supporting Actor (Evan Stone),
Best Supporting Actress (Lexi Belle), and Best Parody – Comedy!  And director Axel Braun also won Director of the Year (Body of Work)!  Congrats Axel and the Batman bunch!

Other major awards went to:

Best Actor:   Tom Byron, The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody, New Sensations

Best Actress (tie): Andy San Dimas, This Ain’t Glee XXX, Hustler Video

AND

India Summer, An Open Invitation: A Real Swinger’s Party in San Francisco, Kink.com/Private/Pure Play

Best Supporting Actor:  Evan Stone, Batman XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid

Best Supporting Actress:  Lexi Belle, Batman XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid

Female Performer of the Year:  Tori Black (for the second year in a row)

Male Performer of the Year:  Evan Stone

And of course I was super excited about:

Best Educational Release:  Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio, Vivid Ed

Check out the full list of winners on AVN.com

Congrats to all the winners and everyone nominated!!

xox0
-JD

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Along with the rest of the adult industry, I’ve fallen in love with Tori Black this year. What can I say, she’s a gorgeous lady who oozes sex and shoots really authentic stuff. She’s also a very dirty girl, so dirty that all of her filthy fucking apparently couldn’t be captured in just one Elegant Angel feature. Definitely my kind of lady!

I guess the first thing I should talk about is Black’s first DP scene. I’m not super into watching double penetration scenes because they always seem just a bit awkward to me but this one is not bad because James Deen and Mick Blue really go to town on her. If you doubted her sexual appetite in the past, you won’t after seeing this scene.

I also loved watching Black, Asa Akira and Ice Cold in the film’s finale. Watching the two women make out before Mr. Ice Cold joins them was insanely hot – I could have watched that go on forever. While this is a threesome, Akira and Black have amazing chemistry and I loved the way they take care of each other throughout the scene. Cold performs admirably, but was kind of just a stunt cock for me in this one.

The first scene with Andi San Dimas is also worth checking out. Of course, I think she’s one of the most beautiful women in adult, so I’m pretty much always down to watch her fuck.

I’m not sure Black had much to prove before this film came out, but there’s no doubt she’s one filthy woman after watching her in five XXX scenes. Really good stuff and must see for her fans.

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I’m not going to lie – I had no idea who Tori Black was until early this year, when she started  sweeping awards left and right, including three Female Performer of the Year wins (AVN, XBIZ, XRCO).  And once Ms. Black made it onto my radar, she was everywhere I looked – from parodies to apocalyptic erotic adventures!  At this point I was actually surprised that I had never Top Five Tuesday-ed this highly revered leading lady.  Time to make that happen!

Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy: This aptly named smutty romp did not need to win five 2010 AVN awards to prove it’s awesomeness, but it did, which means you should totally watch.

The 8th Day: This is that apocalyptic erotic adventure I was referring to above.  Holy crap is it good.  If you are looking for a sci-fi action porno, you’ve found the Holy Grail.  And it’s garnered more awards than Iwould ever be able to fit into this little box (18 AVN awards)!

PopPorn: The Guide To Making Fuck: Philly’s own PopPorn brings us the freaking hilarious guide to getting busy.  Also a major 2010 award winner.  Yep, apparently Tori played a part in so many of the AVN winnings this year around.

Batman XXX – A Porn Parody: Of all the parodies Tori has done, this is by far my favorite.  She plays Catwoman – need I say more.  HOT!

Pornstar Superheroes: Really the name says it all.  Pure awesomeness and ladies kicking ass from Elegant Angel.  Yep, it’s been a banner year for Tori Black.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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It was all about viewers’ choice this weekend when the 5th F.A.M.E. Awards (Fans of Adult Media & Entertainment) took the stage at eXXXotica L.A.!  While the AVN’s are the Oscars of porn, it’s the F.A.M.E. awards that I think matter the most – I mean who knows what’s really hot in porn better than the fans?  And without further delay, here’s the hotness!

Favorite Female Star: Tori Black (she was fav rookie last year!)
Favorite Male Star: Evan Stone
Cougar of the Year: Lisa Ann
Favorite Oral Star: Sasha Grey
Favorite Anal Star: Jenna Haze
Favorite Breasts: Sunny Leone
Favorite Ass: Alexis Texas
Hottest Body: Teagan Presley (last year’s best ass!)
Dirtiest Girl in Porn: Jenna Haze
Favorite Underrated Star: Lexi Belle
Favorite New Starlet: Lupe Fuentes

Here is a list of the 2010 nominees!

Congrats to all the winners and nominees!

xoxo
-JD

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And the winners are… Industry folks broke out the porno finery yet again as the XRCO (X-Rated Critics Organization) hit the Highlands Night Club in Hollywood last Thursday night for the 26th Annual XRCO Awards Show!

While there more categories than we can list (as with all awards shows),  we wanted to make sure to highlight a few of out favorite awesome wins of the evening.

Female Performer of the Year: Tori Black (She won 2010 Female Performer Of The Year at both AVN and XBIZ too!)

Male Performer of the Year: Evan Stone

Best Single Performance – Actress: Kimberly Kane in “The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Comedy“

Superslut/Orgasmic Oralist: Bobbi Starr

MILF of the Year: Lisa Ann (who else would it be?!)

Congrats to all the winners and everyone nominated! Woohoo!

For a full list of all the winners, check out XRCO!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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