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While in recent years dyke porn has become an ever increasing market with new videos popping up pretty frequently, it is still barely even a blip on the radar in the massive industry that is dirty movies. So really, it’s no wonder that I get so excited every time I get to check one out. Well, that and it’s usually insanely hot. Not only do I get off on watching hot dykes fuck, I get to see people that I identify with and watch the way that I fuck portrayed on the screen. Really, that’s the hottest part for me. And I’m not talking about delicate girl-on-girl action with long nails and polite climaxes - I mean hot queer chicks pounding into each other with strapped on cocks, pulling each other’s short hair and enjoying real, loud, amazing orgasms. I sweat even writing about it.
Real Butch Lesbian Dykes is such a great movie because it is just that, real butch lesbian dykes. Nothing more, nothing less. It’s more than three hours of dykes fucking, sucking, licking, biting, smacking… and the list could go on for days – where do I sign up?!? The whole ten scene flick is pretty awesome, but there were a few stand-out scenes that especially caught my attention. The movie’s opening hot wax and restraints threesome was not only incredibly hot, it included a differently-abled performer, which in porn is a rarity, unless exploiting or overemphasizing the person’s “disabilities.” But there was none of that here, just a perfect example of someone with a different body gettin’ busy and getting’ off just like anyone else. I also love love loved scene seven, a risqué romp with two butch hotties and lots of big strap-on cocks. And let’s not forget that their humping was totally sexy and safe. SO HOT! I will say that the weird text at the bottom of the screen and commercials during scene transitions were super distracting and frustrated me enough to fast forward. But really, if I let that dissuade me from watching this movie, I’d definitely be the one missing out.
-J.D. Bauchery
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I’ve been curious about fucking a boy up the butt ever since the term “pegging” was coined in Dan Savage’s advice column a few years back. While I’ve never done it and most likely never will (never say never, I suppose), I get my female on male anal kicks via video. Apparently I am not the only one, since we have about a million to choose from. Out of that selection, I chose to go with an amateur delight – mostly because I enjoy watching real people with real bodies, but also because I wanted to bring this commonly done, but not commonly discussed practice to light in an accessible and exciting way.
Though strap on anal was touted as the focus of this video, it was really only one of many activities that made up this hour long roll in the hay. Along with the anal (including strap-on in ass, biological penis in ass and lots of licking), the twosome fucked vaginally in a barrage of positions, as well as enjoyed pussy licking, blow jobs and not one or two, but SEVEN different sex toys! That’s right, seven – everything from a mini vibe and a strap-on, to anal beads on a string and a massive double ended dildo. Watching them utilize their whole toy chest was fun, but I really could have done without the noise of the pleasure balls he puts in her pussy. All the clanking was a definite mood killer for me, but I think other people may feel just the opposite. What was decidedly not a boner killer was the strap on anal scenes. Sure, I think it’s always totally hot to watch a chick fucking anyone in the ass with a strap on dick, but this was extra exciting because you could tell our man John was begging to be filled up from behind. And there isn’t too much sexier than watching someone get exactly what they’ve been fantasizing about.
-J.D. Bauchery
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There isn’t much sexy about a dildo protruding out of someone’s thigh. It’s just true. That’s the funny thing about sex toys. Sometimes they aren’t all that sexy until they are engaged in a sexy act. And there isn’t much sexier to me than being on top of my girlfriend, grinding into any part of her. So while the leg harness is a little odd to look at at first, you get over it when you get into it.
The harness basically works like a knee brace (totally hot comparison, I know), wrapping around the thigh and fastening with Velcro. A sewn-in O-ring holds the dildo base tight against your thigh, leaving the business end of the dildo available for doing business. The Velcro holds the harness in place really well and keeps the dildo from moving around. No matter what position we tested, the harness stayed put. We didn’t even need to adjust it or re-Velcro as we moved around.
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If I invited Nina Hartley to come to my house and shoot a porn video, this is what I would want it to be. Well, minus the big blond hair and tacky sofa, but you get the point. This movie is so great because it’s not only super hot to watch Nina Hartley fuck Jan up, down and sideways with her tongue, fingers and cock, but it looks like they really had fun while making it. It is obvious that Nina loves women and their bodies and it’s so fucking hot to listen to her narrate what Jan is doing to her every step of the way. Watching her body tense and shake as she comes is even better. Also, I love that she spends time giving little instructionals while she’s going to town on Jan’s pussy. If this review sounds like a total plug for Nina Hartley, that’s because it is. She is my ultimate fantasy dream date and after you watch this movie, she may be yours as well. I call dibs!
-J.D. Bauchery
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When it comes to harness and dildo package deals, they’re often hit or miss. You either get a great combo from a thoughtful company, or a cock and harness thrown together for the sake of sales. The Lover’s Super Strap Harness and Silicone Thruster is an interesting combo because while I really liked each separate piece, they didn’t blow my mind when combined.
The silicone dildo is pretty good, but I was a little disappointed in the g-spot stimulation it boasted about and I personally prefer a little more size. While it didn’t provide a mind-blowing experience when strapped on, I did put it to good use on a solo run. With the Thruster in one hand and a trusty vibe in the other, I was a very happy girl.
I would say that the harness is well worth the money spent in this case. It’s really comfortable, the O-ring can be changed to accommodate different toys, and the straps are easily adjusted up to 60 inches. I wasn’t ever concerned with straps coming undone and it was easy to control my cock, which is key in my opinion. I also appreciate the way it looks and the fact that it’s crafted from animal free products.
While I’m not raving about this combo, everything went really smoothly and the harness and cock quickly become a natural extension of your body. I’m going to experiment with different dildos (like my obsession The Bandito) and find the perfect accoutrement for my new harness. In the end, I have two toys I will use again but probably not combined.
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Any time a movie opens up with two really hot girls making out in a bathroom, I know I’m in for a treat. When it just happen to be two of the cutest girls I’ve watched in a scene together in quite some time, it’s even better. Lucky for us the entire movie focuses on their insane hotness. Dylan Ryan is a thin platinum blonde who really knows how to work a dyke cock, and London is an inked futch with a totally hot/weird shaved Mohawk thing going on.
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I like penetration. No two ways about that. To me, there is nothing better than having a girl on top of me, face to face, fucking me like there’s no tomorrow. And while using fingers to get the job is never a bad thing, I much prefer having my girl’s hands free to explore. Lucky for me, dykes of the past came up with the perfect accessory to make sure my favorite sex activity is easy as 1, 2, 3! And by 1, 2, 3, I mean 1. pull the harness straps tight; 2. slip in my favorite silicone dildo; and 3. fuck all night long!
So by default, I love me a good harness. And better than that is a harness/dildo combo that makes it even quicker to go from vertical to horizontal in no time! That’s exactly what happened when the Make Me Blush Leather Harness and Dildo Set landed on my doorstep. Sure, it sat on my desk for a week getting looks of distain from the hideous packaging (When it comes to sex toys, I sometimes get caught up on the packaging. I just can’t help it. I see a box that has a chick on it that doesn’t look like me or anyone I’d be even remotely interested in sleeping with and I tend to think less of the toy. Logically, I know packaging doesn’t dictate toy quality, but my brain just makes the connection on its own.), but as soon as I got past the picture and opened it up, boy oh boy, was I in for something good!
With this twice-as nice kit, not only do you get a high quality leather and nylon harness, you get a 100% silicone dildo as well!! But let’s not get ahead of ourselves (literally)! As the strap-on savvy know, a good harness is key to really making the experience. Make Me Blush not only passed the test with its super sturdy fasteners that keep the straps held tight, it was really comfortable and soft against the most sensitive of bits. With no chaffing or moving around, we were free to fuck for hours without having to continuously stop and readjust.
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Well, I think this is the last stop on the Fun Factory train for a while. After reviewing and loving most of their catalog, the Amor was only OK. Please know that this isn’t a reflection of the quality of this dildo, it’s just not the best suited for me personally.
It’s totally a quality product and if you’re looking for a basic dildo for strapping on, I think you’ll be pleased. The Amor also has an excellent suction cup base that’s great for hands free fucking and is a compact little guy with five insertable inches, and a respectable 4 ½ inch girth. It has a slightly curved tip and abstractly resembles a cock, but is far enough removed for any haters out there, especially when you consider the fact that mine is red and white swirls.
Like I said before, this is a high-quality cock with a very reasonable price tag. One thing consistent in Fun Factory toys is their amazing silicone. There’s something luxurious about it that makes their products, including the Amor, superior to most in my opinion. This is a good basic toy for anyone looking for a no frills dildo to get off with.
After falling in love with the Bandito, I’m not sure the Amor ever stood a chance but I’d recommend this as a great starter dildo, especially for someone who’s looking to experiment with strap on play.
It must be Amor!
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I saw this sort of review of Bleu Productions’ Strap-On Motel over on fleshbot today and figured I would share it for those of you who don’t spend your day reading about porn online. I really like Maria Beatty’s movies and assume this one kicks ass too. I’ve added it to my list of movies to review, but didn’t want you to have to wait if you’re looking for a new movie that might actually capture the elusive lesbian in action.
You can watch Strap-On Motel here or read my review of Ecstasy in Berlin 1926, if you’re so inclined.
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Everything negative I’ve ever said about instructional videos just doesn’t apply to the fabulous “Nina Hartley’s Guide To…” series. Nina has a special ability to get info across in an easily understood, totally laidback and captivating way - all while making clinical anatomy diagrams hot. And that is nothing to sneeze at! As for this awesome strapping-on how-to, I really enjoyed how the movie stressed that strapping on can be enjoyed by both men and women, then demonstrated both for us, the lucky viewers. While I honestly enjoyed the whole thing, scene two was especially fun for me. Watching a cock-bearing Nina Hartley fuck her friend Mika up, down and all around was really fucking hot. Mika gets so worked up it almost seems like she’s faking, but it’s pretty much sacrilegious to fake an orgasm with Nina Hartley, so it’s really tantalizing to see that her intense pleasure is for real.
-J.D. Bauchery
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