Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the midweek stretch! Well, Valentine’s Day is over (thank jebus!) and Steak & a BJ day is still a whiles away, so we have a little time to sit back, relax and enjoy what the internet has to offer… other than porn, of course! Let’s get to the links!… More
So I probably should have reviewed this one back when we were looking at AVN Award Nominees in December since it was honored with a whopping thirteen nominations, but it just didn’t happen.
With that much praise from the industry and the fact that it stars the wonderful Kimberly Kane, I knew I had to get to it eventually, so here you go!… More
While ‘Bibbity-Bobbity-Boo’ works for some Cinderella stories, this fuck-filled fairytales follows the way hornier Sinderella, who needs a little more than just magic and glass slippers. Nica Noelle and the fabulous folks over at Sweet Sinner bring us this latest retelling of the classic story, adding in a ton of super hot sexin’ and a juicy little twist to the original ending, which, in my opinion, only makes it better.… More
Well, every single time I think that the XXX industry has scraped the bottom of the porno spoof barrel clean, I see a press release that proves me wrong.
I just read that Adam & Eve, a studio I freaking love, is scheduled to release Home Improvement XXX today. This is where I should probably make bad puns about drilling and power tools, but I just can’t get excited about this one.… More
Last Tuesday we presented our top 2011 AVN Award predictions, where three out of five guesses turned out to be correct! Now that the awards have come and gone, we wanted to give a little extra love to the winning movies that topped our lists this year!
Our Top Five 2011 AVN Winners!… More
The 2011 AVN Awards (basically the Oscars of porn) went on this weekend in Vegas and the industry is yet again filled with a whole new crop of fantastic winners!
Before we get into some of the top accolades of the evening, we definitely need to give a special shout out to Axel Braun and the Vivid folks for their wildly popular Batman XXX: A Porn Parody!… More
I have been waiting to see this porn since I first got wind of it via twitter back during auditions. I love Glee (who doesn’t??) and thought there were a billion funny directions a spoof could take.
I do have to admit that while I was initially a bit worried about the fact that this is a show about younger high school kids, I quickly realized that the XXX stars are actually younger than the majority of the performers in the actual show.… More
I’ve been looking over my impossibly long list of movies to review the last couple of days and have decided to tackle a couple that I really should have watched by now including Not the Cosbys XXX.
Because it’s my job to watch porn, I feel like there are certain movies that I MUST watch and this is one of them.… More
I’m not going to lie – there are a bunch of reasons that I wanted to watch this movie, but the first and foremost has to do with my mom (yeah, even writing that grossed me out). Last Hanukkah, Mama Bauchery gave me this random Little Red Riding Hood Barbie doll as a gift. Not because I like Barbies, mind you, but because it looked so damn porny she couldn’t help but send it my way. Touché, Mama Bauchery, touché.… More
Sometimes it’s hard to remember that while we may be living in the golden age of the spoof, the adult industry has been mocking mainstream culture for a very long time. One great example is Fred J. Lincoln’s ode to the now classic television show, Charlie’s Angels.
After discovering her husband is cheating on her, Dorothy LeMay leaves him and heads to San Fran where she ends up as Formal Faucett Minor.… More
