That we are so very, very grateful for the invention of the vibrator, be it to cure ‘hysteria’ or just get us off! We also couldn’t be more excited for the release of Hysteria, a new movie about the history of the vibrator! Oh, and it may just star one of the only Hollywood actresses that really gives me the vapors, Miss Maggie Gyllenhaal.
Just in case any of you are living in a cave, the holiday season is officially here. There are so many great things to look forward to, but if you’re anything like me, you’re way behind in your shopping. I absolutely love finding the perfect gift for my friends and family, but I abhor the mobs of shoppers I’m bound to encounter if I leave the house between now and 2011. For the past few years I’ve done a ton of online shopping and read a lot of blogger’s guides for suggestions.
Since we’re lucky enough to review tons of great products (not to mention the crap we never highlight) we thought it would be useful to put together an official HotMoviesforHer.com XXX Gift Guide. What follows is a collection of items we love and often give as gifts ourselves!
Form 3:I haven’t had a chance to review JimmyJane’s Form 3 officially yet, but I freaking love it! I think it’s a really great couples vibe and the perfect gift for those of you looking to splurge a bit. The Form 3 is made from body-safe silicone, rechargeable and I love the intimacy of the thin silicone that allows you to direct the vibration with your fingers instead of keeping an inch of sex toy between you and your partner.
I’ll review it fully in the near future, but I couldn’t pass up the chance to recommend it here because it’s one of my favorites of 2010!
Lube!!Lube is a great stocking stuffer and I’ve highlighted a bunch of great stuff this year. Here are my favorites!
Babeland Bondage TapeIf you’re on a budget this year and looking for something a little kinky, you can’t go wrong with a roll of this stuff! It doesn’t catch on hair, skin or clothing, so it’s perfect for blindfolds, gags or binding your partners wrists. It’s really only limited by your imagination!
Iconic Smoothie:I don’t think it’s too shocking to anyone that there are two JimmyJane toys on this list. Pretty much everything they touch turns to delicious gold – even old school hard plastic vibe that’s stood the test of time since they started making modern vibrators specifically for lady bits. This all-white, straight shot shaft did more for me that most of the bells and whistles laden toys I tested this year, thrusting it firmly to the top of my list. And at only $20, it practically buys itself. Plus the packaging is perfect at making this affordable vibe look like a big-ticket buy.
Topsy Turvy:Sex toy or sculptural showpiece for the mantle – you decide. This curvy glass toy is just as perfect for display as it is for super hot romps around the bedroom. Added bonuses include top notch temperature play, a heft that helps it zone in on the g-spot and the a fabulous bulb at the bottom that doubles as an easy-to-use handle. All those features, as well as being phthalate-free, shatter-proof and super easy to clean bring this sexy toy to the top of my 2010 list! Plus, how amazing would this beautiful dildo look underneath the tree?
Soraya by LELO:While everything they do is pretty much genius, high-end sex toy makers LELO has seriously topped themselves with their ultra luxe Insignia line. The line features three vibes (all different styles), but the one that stood out that I just needed to review was the dual action Soraya. Made of the highest quality silicone and ABS plastic, this full water-proof, rechargeable toy rocks two motors that function separately and 8 different vibration modes. I really loved that you can turn off the shaft buzzing, yet still keep the clit going super strong. I give this vibe two thumbs up just for that! Oh and Soraya comes with a special Insignia logo brooch that is elegant enough to pair with fancy duds – which means you can bring the memory of your dirtiest play time with you wherever you go!
Give Santa a run for his money this year and stock up on the gifts people really want!
Happy Humpday. Welcome to the mid-week stretch! It’s been a busy week, per usual, but we’ve made sure to bookmark all the incredible things the web has offered up. And lucky you, this is how we celebrate this humpiest of days! Let’s get to it!
- Sex toy, or classy jewelry… or both! The Sono Love is a sexy toy, but it totally makes a hot necklace as well! Makes we want to get dressed up and rock some fancy baubles… (via The Frisky)
- Check out this awesome diagram of non-monogamy. Woah! Be prepared to sit and read for a minute or ten.
- The true is so much stranger than fiction. After a 50-year-old Italian man’s girlfriend left him, he took her photographs and got an $18,000 silicone replica of her made for himself. He wanted everything exactly to her likeness except one thing – he wanted the doll to have bigger boobs. I am kind of speechless… Read the rest of this entry »
Happy Humpday! Welcome to the mid-week stretch! I always feel like the weekends go super fast, but as of recent, it’s starting to feel like the weeks are catching up. Can you believe it’s only two weeks until September? Crazy, right?! Anyway, today is Humpday and we’ve been scouring the interweb for all that is hot! Gotta love a Link Love day!
- And the race is on!! Who will make the first 3-D porn? There are a few folks rumored to be working on one, but who will make it into dirty movie history? I feel like there must have been 3-D smut before, but probably not with this crazy real technology. Watch out, that gigantic schlong is headed your way!
- Is porn racist? Apparently author Gail Dines thinks so, but folks within the industry beg to differ. Read this! (via Jezebel)
Bikini Kitty’s Kat Nip is an aromatherapy treat that’s supposed to stimulate arousal through the power of scent. Basically this all-natural, vegan, organic, toxic, paraben and cruelty free product is supposed to work its magic through your olfactory senses directly on your brain, getting you up to 30% juicier than without use of the product.
It’s suggested that you apply the role-on to an area between breasts and navel and anywhere else you’d like your partner to pay special attention. Kat Nip even claims that it doesn’t really matter if you like the scent because the effect is subconscious. That was probably a warning sign, as the second I opened the bottle I knew I didn’t like the scent.
Anise hit my nose so strong and powerful it called up memories of imported black licorice or maybe absinthe (I’m not absolutely positive about that having never touched the stuff), cloying and strong enough to set off the delicate balance I’d won with my allergies and sending me right into a sneezing fit. Five minutes of violent mucus covered spasms later, I still hadn’t tried Kat Nip on my skin and was feeling decidedly less than sexy at the thought of the stuff on me. Still, I soldiered on, rolling a nice streak of the stuff from navel to breast and applying it to the crook of an arm and both wrists for good measure, then prepared for another incredibly unsexy sneezing fit.
And nothing happened. My test partner was eager enough to go but, I was under the impression that this particular aphrodisiac was supposed to work on myself. Just to be sure, I wore it to work the next day, to see if I experienced any increased wetness or got hit on by more random guys than usual. I didn’t experience either of those though I did feel rather silly running around the city smelling like an old sweet shop.
Happy Humpday! Welcome to the mid-week stretch. It’s been a busy week here at HM4Her, especially with both FrzKey and I out for one day earlier in the week. This hokey weather is making everyone sick! So before someone else falls prey to feeling not-so-great, let’s get to the celebrating with Link Love!
- Nicolas Cage likes to mix sex and food, but don’t start imagining whipped cream and strawberries. He recently told The Sun that he bases his food choices on how the animals have sex. Cage explained that fish and birds have dignified sex, while pigs do not, which leads him to go for the fish and chicken, but pass on the pig meat. Fair enough. With all the vegans, free-gans, fruitists, rawists and the like – is this really that different? (via The Frisky) Read the rest of this entry »
Happy Holidays! Ah, the holidays. It’s that magical time when the world folds in for one giant hug and all there is peace, joy and happiness. And eggnog… can’t forget that. While holiday time means snuggling under the Christmas tree with your significant other for some people, other folks equate this time of year with waiting in long airport lines and forced family togetherness. It’s not that we don’t love our families, but let’s be real, family time and getting busy shouldn’t even be in the same sentence. And who wants to forgo getting off the entirety of the holiday vacation?!? To help you get through the holiday season unscathed and as little sexually frustrated as possible, I’m taking this opportunity to offer up some tips to keep your sane, sexy and satisfied this year. Really, it’s the gift that keeps on giving.
- Air travel is the bane of the holiday season. So many crowds and delayed flights… do you really want to make the experience any harder for yourself? Your best bet for traveling with sex toys is to stow them in your checked luggage. Especially large or phallic shaped toys. The last thing you need is some cranky security guard emptying out your bag to find the “suspiciously shaped item” (read: dildo) in your carry-on. Sure, they might open your checked bag just to double check that your rabbit is actually a vibrator, but at least it’s not in front of a line of wayward passengers. Read the rest of this entry »
Growing up I had an aunt who was crazy. Not out of the ordinary for anyone really. She was pious and stingy. She always had the final word and it was that you were going to hell. A number of times I was told that the reason I had a cold was due to my lack of prayer. I found this striking, considering her younger years were spent as an x-ray technician.
Her lack of tact meant no one would miss her at family get-togethers. If she was there for a holiday, her first request was a Highball. Needless advice would be dispensed, like where I should put my knife on the plate after it had been used or the proper way to hold my glass. Considering I am fourth generation American, bred from bootleggers and coalminers, I never quite understood where she got her etiquette. Read the rest of this entry »
Happy Holiday Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-mini-week stretch! Since this is a short week that ends with a holiday, I figured we’d need all the link lovin’ ammo we could find to make it go by super fast. Of course, if you are like me and panicked about getting everything done on time, you might want it to go a little sloooower. Eh, fast or slow, Link Love is definitely the best way to spend a halfway to the holiday Humpday!
Let’s get to it!
- While this article on sex toys being sold in Finnish supermarkets focuses on the impact it may have on children, I’d rather talk about the fact that there are sex toys being sold in Finnish supermarkets! How cool is that! I hope they are displayed in a pyramid, just like oranges and canned veggies! (via WSN)
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. It’s been a challenge getting into this week for us, after last week’s excitement of looking forward to the New York Sex Bloggers Calendar Party, but having Belladonna’s Strapped Dykes go live on the site has definitely helped put a spring in our step today. And that’s not as much shameless promotion as it is pure excitement for the movie. What can I say, the cast list makes me want to swoon. Anyway, like I was saying (before I started overheating), today is Wednesday and I don’t know about you, but we are definitely ready for a little Humpday action, so let’s get to it!
- Apparently sex can cause memory loss for some people. It’s called “transient global amnesia” or TGA, and it is a a relatively commonexperience in the over-50s!! Well, I guess I’ll just add that to the list of things to be terrified of, along with this. Ok, I’m ready to hid under my covers forever, thanks! (via World Sex News) Read the rest of this entry »
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