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Randy Spears
This flick from Playgirl plays out seven common fantasies that many of us only dream of. Ever think about doing it with a friend of your parents? How about the local mariachi? If you’re looking for sexy porn with plot, you can’t go wrong with this one.
My favorite scene had to be scene seven, Tickling Ivory, because I freaking love Randy Spears. In it, Spears basically plays himself, a super-suave rich dude who’s got all the right moves. This scene is all about the woman’s pleasure as he slowly strips off her clothes. He starts by kissing her feet and works his way up to her pussy, where he spends an eternity in porn time. Spears is rewarded with a enthusiastic blowjob before she climbs on top of him. Soon enough he takes control, bending her over the piano bench where her pounds away until he pops. It’s a really hot, sexy scene for women who are looking for a little more than your average gonzo porn flick. P.S. they can fake play the hell out of a piano!
-The Porn Librarian
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Playgirl takes erotica to the next level with this tastefully tantalizing mix of visuals and spoken imagery. Playing out like a book of sexy short stories, this high quality production features five fantasy vignettes complete with narration, acting and some of the industry’s hottest stars, including hardbody Randy Spears. I was especially hot for scene one, where Nicole Sheridan gives in to her inner exhibitionist and seduces a stranger on the rooftop. It just happens to be pouring rain, which makes for an even steamier tryst. And watching Sheridan go into a nearly full vertical split by resting her leg on her partner’s shoulder as he pounds away was pretty damn impressive! Two thumbs up for the flexible! If you’re looking for the classier, more sensual side of porn, look no further.
-J.D. Bauchery
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 There are at least a million Star Trek porn spoofs, but I have officially found the best one ever! XXX Trek features all of the staples of good Trekkie porn - funny story line, intergalactic booty calls, and a befuddled Spock character. What makes this one so great (besides featuring Randy Spears as Captain Qwirk) is that it has been digitally altered, so it looks like an animated comic book! After the ship is sucked into a giant vagina our crew has encountered in space, the men struggle to save themselves. It’s a battle they appear to have little chance of winning as, “The vagina appears to have the power to control our minds.” In the end, Mr. Sperm (Spock) saves the day by explaining the nature of human men to the creature, who decides to return to the lesbian part of the galaxy! This movie is a lot of fun with plenty of great sex thrown in for those of you who are into that sort of thing. I suggest the first scene, but that’s just because I’m in love with Randy Spears and would probably enjoy watching him fuck his pillow.
-The Porn Librarian
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Everybody loves a musical. But what about a porno musical? Apparently, it’s still a hit. After reviewing the 1976 classic “The Opening or Misty Beethoven,” I knew I had to check out this 2004 full-out musical remake of the Pygmalion inspired original. I was a little let down that there wasn’t more singing involved, but what we did get was so worth it. In fact, watching three guys sing about cuming while all getting sucked off by the same chick totally made my day. And let’s not forget about the actual sex. The double penetration in scene 3 was pretty damn impressive, as was Evan Stone hardcore fuck scene in some sort of video control room. With a cast of adult’s hottest stars, including Randy Spears, Julie Meadows and Asia Carrera, and a soundtrack of catchy original tunes, all I can say is that Andrew Lloyd Webber better watch his back.
Oh, and one note: Check out the closing credits. Just trust me on this one - you won’t be disappointed.
-J.D. Bauchery
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Revived from the classic spoof Sex Trek series, “Where No Man Has Cum B4″ continues this hilarious spoof with impressive comedic acting, fun special effects, and hot, hot sex. Randy Spears continues his role as Captain James T. Quirk, and his impersonation of William Shatner alone is reason to watch. I love the girls’ 60s sci-fi sex kitten styles (especially Gabriella Dreams - check her out in scene 3), which I feel is a highly under-used look in adult movies. I’m not a Trekkie myself, but that definitely doesn’t hinder any enjoyment I get from this film. Read the rest of this entry »
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Star Trek gone porno. That is the best summation I can give for this film. Randy Spears is the captain in one of his earlier films (he has a curly mullet, if that says anything), and he proves that he can eat pussy and conquer Uranus just as well then as he can today. The rest of the crew, including Dr. Sperm and Semen Bob, all have fun and interesting characters, and take some time to actually develop them before all the clothing comes flying off. This is by far the best spoof of Star Trek I’ve seen (and there are a lot of them). Best part of the film; the horrendously amazing 80’s clothing worn to the surface. This movie is a ton of fun, good for watching as a couple or in a group, and not only for Trekkies - it’s for everyone!
-Essin’ Em
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Yum! Hot guys bringing all sorts of delicious fantasies to life from sex outdoors (in a bathtub to boot) to romantic trysts by the pool, to the real estate agent turned naughty, to my personal favorite; a hot boy and his hot rod, sharing a moment (he’s jacking off, watched by a bobby-soxer, unbeknownst to him). Each vignette is done a little differently, with either a sexy female voice over revealing an erotic fantasy, a first person account (as with Evan Stone as he plays Lancelot), or a really cool almost interview with Randy Spears, as he speaks about how he enjoys women, particularly those who can mentally challenge him. The cinematography is also well done, and while there are certainly cock shots, the focus is on their whole bodies, and their faces as they climax, something I really enjoy seeing. Also; major bonus is condoms - hurray for safer sex! All in all, a fun movie that balances *real* sex with delicious fantasies, an excellent combination.
-Essin’ Em
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This feature is just that; a feature length film that actually has a plot throughout the film (although the majority of the film is fucking, I’m not going to lie, but I mean, why else would you be here?). Stars are abound in this film with credits that read like the Who’s Who of adult film; Randy Spears, Tommy Gunn, Sunny Lane, Hilary Scott, and more. These girls have sex, lots of sex, in every room and position, and even dimension imaginable; you can never quite tell who is real, or who is just a memory, or a time traveler. Definitely a movie for those who want more than just sex, but still want some real hardcore stuff; it’s got both, and in abundance. Check out some of these famous starlets in their earlier work, and note that this film was lauded for it’s sex scenes and artistry; it is certainly worth a look.
-Essin’ Em
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