Rabbit Vibes

I never expect much from any toy with the words “my first” in the name.  I usually judge the crap out of it – expecting seam-laden plastic pieces just waiting crack or a blob of jelly with that new car sent.  What else?  Either a pathetically week motor or one that is so buzzily strong it makes my clit want to detach itself and hide in the other room.  California Exotic’s My First Rabbit didn’t necessarily turn me into a believer, but it definitely represented for the “my first” toys.  I could go on a rant about who gets to decide that shitty toys are for beginners, but I’m not really up for that today.

Pulling it out of the box, I didn’t notice a smell.  It is made from TPR so when you put your nose right up against it, you do get a whiff of chemical (not) goodness.  It didn’t knock me out, but you better believe I put a non-latex condom over the shaft before using.  It rocks 5 1/2 inches in insertable length and 1 1/4 inch in width.  It’s not uber filling, but not a pencil thin “beginner” toy.  It has a fat rabbit clit stimulator with 2 mighty little ears and 4 rows of rotating metal beads in the shaft.  Oh and it’s powered by 4 AAA batteries that are not included.

My First Rabbit boasts medium power.  While you can adjust the bead rotation direction, you only get one speed to choose from.  The external stimulator has hi and low settings to choose from.  I could definitely feel the rotating beads and swirling head, but there could have been a little more mmph.  I was surprised that the rabbit shaped stimulator actually reached my clit.  The ears did a nice job of tickling each side of the little man ion the boat, which was pretty awesome.  Even on high it wasn’t super stong, but I don’t like tons of power so it was fine with me.  It definitely made some noise, which was the most annoying part of it all.  Although, I’m not sure I’ve ever experienced a quiet rabbit style vibrator.

It was nice get a pleasant surprise from a toy that I totally underestimated.  Did it revolutionize vibrators as I know them?  No, it just came with a little more swag than I expected.  It actually didn’t stop working after the first try, nor did it crack with a few pressings of the buttons.  I’m not sure i will pull this out of the box too often, but once in a while it will satisfy my hankering for dual stimulation.  It is affordable as rabbit vibes go, so I definitely think you get a good value for money spent.  If you’re a rabbit vibe connoisseur, you’ll likely not be impressed by this thing.  If you’re looking to test the waters with such a toy, if gives a good taste of what you can get if you’re will to spend more money.  In this case, the My First Rabbit would make for a decent beginner toy.  There.  I said it.

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I lusted after this toy the very second I saw it listed. A rabbit type vibe that doesn’t do that horrible twisty thing that I hate? Gimme gimme! But I know what you’re thinking, if it doesn’t do that twisty thing, then what does it do? It ripples, like a wave, which is where the name Passion Wave comes from.

There is one thing I give most rabbit type vibes kudos for doing oddly well – with them all lubbed up, all their settings turned and held parallel to the pussy they do a really great job at simulating oral. I’m mentioning this because it’s this oral simulation that really helps me with insertion of some of these monsters. The Passion Wave Butterfly is ten inches long, a little under half of that is controller but there’s still five plus inches of insertable shaft and that shaft is five and a half inches around. That’s a big toy to get in without a little warm up.

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