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10 Reasons Why Women Watch Porn (Or Should)

Porn is the ultimate slice of cake. It can be tempting, revolting, or have different flavors (and if that’s what your into, it’s totally up to you). Sure, it’s known that men indulge quite a bit, but women are all up in that ish too, because, you know we also have the internet.

 

1. It’s like a 5 Hour energy shot for your sex drive when your partner(s) is/are getting boring or predictable or absent.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Spanking kind of hurts in real life. And [enter your secret fantasy here] would definitely hurt in real life.

 

 

 

3. That multi-speed, multi-angle, multi-attachment Dolphin 5000 vibrator pretty much requires the visual aid of porn to get you off since it’s starting to actually scare you even if you just hold it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4. Your boy really needs to be taught new moves, and the pictures in your Kama Sutra book are just like…no.

 

 

5. Boobs are really, really pretty to look at.

 

 

6. The sitcom parodies, like now I can watch the geeky crush I have on The Big Bang Theory get dirty.

 

7. The lingerie can be flippin gorgeous and would look even better on you in real life.

 

8. Oh, it isss possible to bend that way. That’s funny.

 

9. Female porn stars pretty much have the best self-confidence, and you just gotta support that.

 

10. James Deen, duh.

 

 

 

Porn Ban in Cabs, Dating Profiles for Game Of Thrones Characters, in the Morning Quickie

And the Cup came home! I guess I haven’t shared my hockey obsession here much or…ever…but it’s a dedicated passion of mine, besides boobs, diet coke, and dresses. Being from Chicago, I’m a huge ‘Hawks fan, and just want to offer my congratulations for being Stanley Cup winners again, even if this season was a jumbled, shortened mashy lump. Ah. Brings back memories of being in the midst of chaos on Clark St. just a few years ago.

I’m still mourning over the end of Game of Thrones. And the nudity of it that I can no longer enjoy on Sundays. But there’s a compilation! Of all of the nipples! It’s nostalgic and sextastic.

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I’m also obsessed with this creature known as “Courtney Stodden“. Have u herd of her? Shez so ridic prittY! JK. But she used to be. And she looked eloquently natural and purely blonde. After you see these pictures, go back to this one. It’s funny.

Play this game with me — I have been in a cab when the cab/cabbie has: been in a car accident (yes), been pulled over (yeah), spoke to his family in another country in a different language and have been 110% sure they are talking about your un-brushed hair (on the reg), threatened to punch you and your crew (uh-huh), for not having cash and refusing to go to the ATM (damn, son), watched porn (uhhh, hold up). In St. Louis, it is now banned (what do you mean now?!) for cabbies to watch porn in their vehicles.

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I’m sneaking in one more GoT reference, and then I’ll knock it off for awhile. The group Team Pwnicorn went all “cheapy OKCupid” and made dating profiles for the characters. You can see the rest here, but below are my two favorites. Look at all the ads underneath the profiles.

 

 

“Fifty Shades of Grey” Closer to Production, Sovereign Syre in Playboy and more Morning Quickie

So Courtney Stodden got a boob job. My first question: Who the fff is Courtney Stodden? After doing a little research, I still don’t know. But I do know she’s 18 and looks older than me. Anyway, my second question: Why would anybody do this to their own body?

I’m a bit behind when it comes to this magnificent interview of Sovereign Syre by Playboy, but I honestly just got around to reading the Friday piece. If all you’ve seen is her work and you haven’t really had a chance to “meet” her, soak all of this right up. She explains everything from her intro into porn, “My first step into it wasn’t because I was interested in doing lesbian erotica; it was just the first step you take when you start doing porn,” to stepping around to the other side of the camera.

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This map is COOL. And whether you admit it or not, you know that all maps are cool. But this one, this one, is just on another level. It shows you, in an antique-y spread, the literal meanings of the United States. I just can’t help but spoil this one, Chicago means Stink Onions. Tee hee!

magnetize and explore here

AHA! And we have movement toward the Fifty Shades of Grey movie! The director has been announced, and the award goes to Nowhere Boy alum, Sam Taylor-Johnson. This will be only her second full-length film, which could be good thing. 

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I just can’t get enough of this Courtney Doll today, so here are nine ladies that were so totally rejected from Playboy. And I mean rejected, not just not considered. Courtney Stodden takes the first place, of course.

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Morning Quickie Gives You Virtual Reality Game of Eroticness, Sex With a Goat is Okay

Get ready for the end of 2014! That’s when a bunch of mainstream game developers will release their “Wicked Paradise” — a virtual reality adventure game with a lot of sex involved.

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I grew up with Wu-Tang, and my love for them will never die. They are what you call, legendary. So when Wu-Tang’s GZA stopped by a high school to rap about science (part of the new Science Genius program), the kids started paying attention to their studies.

Aurora Snow opened up about life after porn, and it’s immensely emotional. You really feel your heart getting poked at through certain moments, but there are funny quips as well. “I moved to the Midwest, to a sparsely populated town in the middle of nowhere. My new neighbors were the four-legged kind that moo.”

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Would you go to a party if you were required to wear heels?

they really went that far

The world of Japanese beauty is known for testing the extremes and just getting as weird as fucking possible. In the midst of a list put up by The Frisky however, “boob blush” is hiding, just waiting for a porn star to start needing rose-scented nipples.

seriously

Man claims sex with goat is his constitutional right. Oh the cops just loved this one.

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Google Glass Bans Porn In the Morning Quickie

Even with the greatest announcement that app pro MiKandi was going to release the first round of porn apps on Google Glass, well, Google decided that they just weren’t having any of that. Shortly after MiKandi announced the release – and I mean like just hours later – Google was all “nuh-uh, not in my town!” and revised their policy to rid any hopeful app makers of releasing graphically sexual material.

read about it here

Now that the fans of Game of Thrones are in a serious mourning period, myself included (I may have overdid it on Twitter yesterday in my grief), we get good news! The porn parody of the popular HBO show has been green-lit, and casting will begin shortly in an undisclosed location. WoodRocket.com‘s writer and director Lee Roy Myers loved the social media support for the idea, and is calling it Game of Bones, and they are going “all out for it,” which yes, includes dragons.

read about it here

As I’m sure you do, I appreciate a good fart joke. But a London man might have just taken it too far into the “Gross, WTF” realm. Brian Whitehead is being accused of photographing a woman up-skirt, and his answer to the accusation is along the lines of “what if I was just trying to light a fart on fire?”

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Angelina is looking – still – stunningly gorgeous after her double mastectomy, and due to her much-applauded decision to have the surgery done, we will hopefully be able to have her in our lives for years and years to come. Bravo, lady.

I loathe articles that begin with anything like “why your girlfriend likes/obsesses over/melts for…” but I may have finally found an exception to the ridiculous girlfriend-assumption argument. A Thrillist reporter released an article on her Chick Chat (groan) advise blog on why “your girlfriend likes” comedienne Amy Schumer. I recently fell in love with Schumer on Inside Amy Schumer because of a sketch dealing with one-night stands, and this advice piece covers it.

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