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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Alice In Wonderland

Like many of society’s latest and greatest, there were multiple things about myself that I did not come to discover until late into my twenties. For example, I had no clue I too was susceptible to becoming star struck until Charlie Day was walking by the office, preparing to film a scene for It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. My best friend Elizabeth and I proceeded to stalk Danny DeVito’s trailer waiting for him (she’s obsessed). It was a no go, but we had a very interesting conversation with one of the security ladies and I got this cool ass picture! … Continue reading The Authentic Lesbian Review: Alice In Wonderland

Judy Hologram’s XXX Bachelorette Porno Fantasy

Nothing gets me wetter than watching beautiful people express their most hideous delusions in a highly constructed, high pressure environment on national television. This is why I fucking love The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. This season in particular, with bachelorette JoJo Fletcher’s appalling taste in men and the emergence of one of reality TV’s greatest villains, Chad Johnson, has cemented my love for this shitshow. Now I want a porno version of it. With fantasy suite dates coming up faster than Evan’s erectile dysfunction clinic, I am very graciously throwing the industry a freebie and have cast and written The Bachelorette 2016 … Continue reading Judy Hologram’s XXX Bachelorette Porno Fantasy

Between the Headlines Review

With the upcoming election season dominating the US news lately, it’s only appropriate that we discuss Between the Headlines: A Lesbian Porn Parody from Filly Films. Directed by Lily Cade, and starring Lotus Lain, Nina Hartley, Aiden Starr, Ela Darling, Aaliyah Love, Vanessa Veracruz, and Zoey Monroe, as well as Cade herself, Between the Headlines is a corker of a political satire. If you’re like us, you’re going to love seeing Hillary, Michelle, Megyn Kelly, and Rachel Maddow get the XXX spoof treatment from some of porn’s top female performers. Released in 2014, this lesbian movie came out during a … Continue reading Between the Headlines Review

ZOLA XXX – Lost In The Game

If you’ve been anywhere near the internet in the past 24 hours, you’ve surely heard the tale of how Zola and Jess’s blossoming friendship hit the skids. This absolutely insane story of hoeism, trapping, murder, love, and loss was told entirely on Twitter and spread around HotMovies HQ like wildfire. Zola captured our porno hearts with her gripping adventure saga, beautiful turns of phrase, and entrepreneurial spirit. We want the porno adaptation A$AP, so to make that happen I’m just going to cast it and give y’all an outline of the screenplay right here. *Editor’s Note: We at HotMoviesforHer did … Continue reading ZOLA XXX – Lost In The Game

Kaitlyn Gender: Based On A Not So True Story

When I found out there was porn parody of Caitlyn Jenner’s widely publicized transition in the works, my immediate reaction was to recoil in disgust. I figured it would be tacky, distasteful, and-most of all-offensive. What I didn’t take into consideration was that the studio producing the parody was Trans500: a studio renowned for celebrating the beauty of trans women and their sexualities. When I got a chance to actually sit down and watch the film, I was met with a funny, self-aware, and sexy rendition of the Caitlyn Jenner story told through the eyes of “Kaitlyn Gender,” “Diana Sword,” and Kaitlyn’s step-daughter “Kimmy.” … Continue reading Kaitlyn Gender: Based On A Not So True Story

This Isn’t Christmas Vacation for Featured Fuck of the Day

We know it’s a mind fuck — there are only nine days until Christmas. But believe it, because the halls are decked and there’s a fucking Christmas Vacation Porn Parody out there. It was released in 2010 and doesn’t really star anyone I quite know (also Melanie Rios totally does a double-take likeness to Farrah Abraham), but it’s a parody of one of the best holiday movies ever made so it’s worth a watch. HOWEVER, as one of our previous editors mentioned, don’t ever associate this is National Lampoon and their snot-out-your-nose comedy. This is fuck-to-suck scenes with no real … Continue reading This Isn’t Christmas Vacation for Featured Fuck of the Day

Morning Quickie – GRRM Iron Throne, Remy Declines ET XXX, Should Men Stop Wanking to Online Porn

An exquisitely beautiful song about fish sex and a “Hot Dog in My Buns” – Remy LaCroix straight up declined the offer to star in the “ET XXX” parody, claiming “I just don’t think children’s movies should be made into porn parodies,” and also because she “has taste.” read – Because a man watched so much porn that couldn’t get off with regular sex, he decided to take the no-fap challenge to see if it would help the plumbing issue. read – Lohan * Deen + July 29th = lucky bitchz in nyc read – Prepare yourself. This is what … Continue reading Morning Quickie – GRRM Iron Throne, Remy Declines ET XXX, Should Men Stop Wanking to Online Porn

Logan Pierce is an Adorable Sex Conqueror

At just under 1,500 Twitter followers and only a year in the industry, this cutie pie who knows how to work some holes is by far a brand spankin’ new addition to smut central. But has he ever been noticed, and not just by me. Logan has already picked up two 2013 awards by top award-givers XRCO and AVN, winning Best New Stud and Best Male Newcomer respectively. But that’s not why he’s on this Featured Star profile. It’s — and just roll with me here — his acting. Logan is sincere, believable, and really helps the scene flow to … Continue reading Logan Pierce is an Adorable Sex Conqueror

Google Glass is Getting Porny

In what could possibly be the best thing ever to happen to the uber-wtf device, MiKandi will unleash two apps for Google Glass, hopefully this week. We have absolutely no idea what they are, but considering that MiKandi is the number one company for porn-related apps, this should be…interesting. – Pretty Picture of the Day: Because I like things that look pretty, and trash isn’t supposed to be pretty, this photo set that Barry Rosenthal did for whatever reason is really intricate and beautiful. And I want to share it with you. Maybe it will open your eyes to a … Continue reading Google Glass is Getting Porny

Xander Corvus is My Hot Hot Sex

This man is the definition of sextastic. Though I frequently digress over soft/big/perky/natural/fake/bra-less/bouncy breasts, I’m still a straight girl who drools over sharp, soul-and-panty-stealing eyes and melts over a naked body accentuated with an adorable smirk and husky voice. I’m actually slightly jealous of the girls he gets to fuck. And he’s a porn star. Xander is a master at his porn parody roles, starring in everything from OMG…It’s the Spice Girls XXX to Men in Black: A Hardcore Parody to American Dad! XXX. One of his latest films, Down the Throat, stars his massive penis in all its humongous glory, and … Continue reading Xander Corvus is My Hot Hot Sex