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“Fifty Shades of Grey” Closer to Production, Sovereign Syre in Playboy and more Morning Quickie

So Courtney Stodden got a boob job. My first question: Who the fff is Courtney Stodden? After doing a little research, I still don’t know. But I do know she’s 18 and looks older than me. Anyway, my second question: Why would anybody do this to their own body?

I’m a bit behind when it comes to this magnificent interview of Sovereign Syre by Playboy, but I honestly just got around to reading the Friday piece. If all you’ve seen is her work and you haven’t really had a chance to “meet” her, soak all of this right up. She explains everything from her intro into porn, “My first step into it wasn’t because I was interested in doing lesbian erotica; it was just the first step you take when you start doing porn,” to stepping around to the other side of the camera.

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This map is COOL. And whether you admit it or not, you know that all maps are cool. But this one, this one, is just on another level. It shows you, in an antique-y spread, the literal meanings of the United States. I just can’t help but spoil this one, Chicago means Stink Onions. Tee hee!

magnetize and explore here

AHA! And we have movement toward the Fifty Shades of Grey movie! The director has been announced, and the award goes to Nowhere Boy alum, Sam Taylor-Johnson. This will be only her second full-length film, which could be good thing. 

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I just can’t get enough of this Courtney Doll today, so here are nine ladies that were so totally rejected from Playboy. And I mean rejected, not just not considered. Courtney Stodden takes the first place, of course.

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Who’s Ready for Exxxotica? And The Rest of Your Morning Links

Count down to one day before Exxxotica explodes all over South Florida. And we now have been told the last of the talent line-up, which includes one of my favorite ladies, Joslyn James (it might be the name thing).

Another of my favorites, Mr. James Deen, just announced on his blog that he will be featured in Playgirl PLAYBOY, and he just finished the photo shoot for the appearance. This particular picture is swoontastic.

LOL, OMG, ermahgerd! All you LOLZers get ready for the number one meme, Grumpy Cat, to be the star of a new movie. The female feline (really, a she?) will appear as herself with no CGI stand-in, and Buzzfeed went hard on possible plots.

Not sure if this is normal or not, but a mother/daughter tag team porn duo is scouting out for a father/son tag team porn duo.

Eric Warheim directed Major Lazer’s new video “Bubble Butt”, and reactions are split. You either love it, or as one YouTuber commented, “WTF did I just watch”. Not a Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job fan?

Cringeworthy Crotch Facts and Sexy Science – Link Love Is Here!

Happy Humpday Plus!  Welcome back to the midweek(ish) stretch.  This week has been little less hardcore than usual with the soft opening thanks to the holiday, and that mixed with taking off to celebrate a big birthday, a few things got pushed back a bit, including Link Love.  But not to worry, I am back, and I am on it – getting ready to bring you the best of the internet’s sexy news.

– While it make make us a little squirmy, let’s start this Link Love off with ten unsettling facts about male genitalia.  Any link that referenced penile rupture gets a cringe out of me for sure.

– Apparently New York tops the list when it comes to BDSM porn searches online.  Way to get kinky, Big Apple!

– Ooooooh!  Buck Angel launched a new dating site specific for trans folks!  How sexy is that?!?  If I wasn’t already engaged to the hottest trans man ever, you know where my mouse would be pointed… Thanks Buck!

– Last week we reported on porn outlets seeking the newly legal Courtney Stodden to do movies.  This week we learn that Courtney said nay to movies, but decided to go with posing in Playboy… that is until Playboy declined to feature her, citing too much “enhancement.”

– Speaking of the the Hollywood set, it’s rumored that Shia LeBeouf sent director Lars von Trier his own personal sex tape (with girlfriend Karolyn Pho) to land a part in his latest movie, Nymphomaniac.  True or not, I’d vote to give him the part.

– Sure, we know that texting while driving is a no-no, it turns out that accidents involving cars and sex are actually a lot more common than you may think.

– And lastly, science can be so sexy sometimes!

Hope this gets you through til the weekend (which is so close we can taste it!).

xoxo
-JD

Handy Pleasure and Porno Compromise – Link Love!

Happy Humpday.  Welcome back to the midweek stretch.  I don’t know about you all, but for me this week has felt like it’s already been a 100 days long.  Hows about we skip the witty intro banter and get to the good stuff.


Playboy launches a new ad campaign that doesn’t “beat around the bush” about self pleasure.  Pretty sexy, if you ask me! (via TinyNibbles)

– I am so creeped out by this, but I had to share the terrifying sex organs of male turtles.  You are lucky I didn’t make this the main picture…

– And to stick with the bizarre animal links, here is a detailed blow-by-blow of how exactly a squid could inseminate your mouth.  Yep.  You’ve been warned.  And don’t think it could never happen, because it recently did!

– Onward to less uncomfortable things… kind of.  Late-night comedian/host Conan O’Brien recently unveiled his own .XXX website.  All I’m going to say about it is that the site includes a video called “One Guy, Two Bowls.”  Enough said?  Ah-mazing.

– In really awesome news, Vibe.com is working with some of adult’s most prominent performers to compile “An Oral History of Black Porn.”

–  This new app is designed to make it safer to send dirty pictures over your phone.  Sounds pretty great, though of course someone found a loophole within 5 seconds.  They fixed it, and hopefully people will just let it go and stop trying to find a workaround to mess with people.

– Andrew Garfield, star of the new Spider-Man movie coming out soon recently commented on the Spider-Man XXX parody.

– And lastly, College Humor knows that when it comes to porn and relationships, it’s all about compromise

Hope this gets you through til the weekend!

xoxo
-JD

Bree Olson, Legal BJs and Heat Strokin’ – Link Love!

Happy Humpday!  Welcome to the midweek stretch!  I’ve been off the last five days, so not only does it not seem quite as long as a week for me, I am also so excited to be talking about porno again – especially on Humpday!  What a treat!  So, let’s get to celebrating the middle of the week with a little Link Lovin’!

– Heat Stroke warning, or Heat Stroke warning??  Look at that grip, would ya?!

Bree Olson tells all about her time winning with Charlie Sheen.

Oral and anal sex are finally legal in Louisiana!  Oh, the south, you are so funny sometimes.

How do you negotiate porn watching within your relationship?  Is it a dealbreaker?

– Yes, this house of hammocks is awesome, but is no one talking about the giant boob thing going on next to it??  What IS that?

Levi Johnston’s sister will appear in Playboy.  What is this, a family affair?  Hello 15 minutes, it was over long ago.

– And lastly, as much as some porn parodies drive me nuts, I am kind of excited about the Lady Gaga Hustler parody after watching the trailer.

Hope this gets you through til the weekend!

xoxo
-JD

Women Like Porn!

When The Playboy Channel recently hired a market research team to figure out why viewing numbers were down, they learned a few things. First, that men had mainly abandoned ship because they weren’t into watching the tame, soft-core action of the channel… and secondly, women weren’t all that interested either. It turns out that their research discovered that – shockingly – women aren’t interested in watching crappy porn. Who’d have thought!?! They don’t want to watch fake pleasure and poor quality movies full of dumb stuff. Makes sense to us!

Now, don’t get us wrong, we here at HM4Her know that women’s desires are way more complicated than that. Women like every kind of porn under the sun, and saying otherwise puts us into a box that stifles us as sexual people. We totally get what Playboy folks are saying about many women not being interested in crap, but at the same time, we are the first to say that we also know plenty of ladies that are hot for low-fi porn with sub-par acting and fake moans. Alright, it doesn’t sound that appetizing to US, per say, but anyone who says that women only like certain dirty movies has it all wrong.

But, as a nod to this info from Playboy, we thought we would make sure that all the gals out there that like high-quality flicks with real orgasms and lots of attractive folks know where to find the good stuff! Here are a few of our favorite smart and sexy videos featuring ladies having fun and getting off.

The Bi Apple Lesbian Life – Real Sex San Francisco
Thin Line Between Art And Sex Frisk Me
Five Hot Stories For Her HerPorn (Vol 1)
True Fucking Love When Ginger Met Nina
Nofauxxx Roulette Female Fantasies
Lucky – A Woman’s POV Afrodite Superstar
Life, Love, Lust Female Fantasies
Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex 2
Seven Minutes in Heaven: Coming Out The Deviant
Fluid: Women Redefining Sexuality Behind The Red Door
Voluptuous Biker Babes The Rebelle Rousers
Three Daughters Deep Inside Annie Sprinkle
Dangerous Curves On My Dirty Knees
Lesbian Real Life Sex NYC First Dates
Handcuffs Female Fantasies
Eyelashes Doing It Ourselves – Disc One
Feeling It! Not Faking It! Take This Down
Hug A Hoodie 101 Positions For Lovers
Honey Bunny River Rock Women’s Prison
Lesbian Love Vol. 1 Skateboard Kink Freak
Post Apocalyptic Cowgirls Belladonna’s Strapped Dykes (Disc 1)
My Daughter’s Boyfriend The Doctor
Personal Touch With Jamye Waxman Vol. 2 Candida Royalle’s Under The Covers
Tristan Taormino’s Chemistry An Experiment (Disc1) Afterschool Special & Turn Me Up Over and On
Candida Royalle’s Femme – Twentieth Anniversary Special Edition
Open Invitation: A Real Swinger’s Party in San Francisco

Enjoy!  And feel free to add your favorites in the comments as well!

xoxo
J.D. Bauchery

Link Love

Happy Humpday!  Welcome to the midweek stretch.  Well, for me today is the last day in the office this week since I’ll be at Blogher (which I’ll write more about in a minute), but that doesn’t mean that this week isn’t going to be busy, busy, busy!  In fact, as I write this I just looked down at my to-do list and realized that I still have a whole host of tasks to accomplish before I hit the road!  That said, I still spent some quality time seeking out all the sexy news that’s fit to print, so let’s get to linkin’!!

– Stoya, porno’s sweetheart with a sassy streak, is back and has taken to the Internet, setting up her own Tumblr page and using it to answer fan questions.  Anything you want to know about this porno gem? Here’s your chance!  (via Fleshbot)

– A recent study found that having sex can actually stimulate brain growth.  How awesome is that!?!  Ok, so right now the findings are based on how rats react, but still, what a hot reason to go get busy!  (via Jamye Waxman) Continue reading Link Love

‘Finding Bliss’ – Movie About Porn Comes To Theaters

While making movies about the porno industry is nothing new (remember Boogie Nights?), recently released film “Finding Bliss” is a little different.  First off, it’s based on a true story – which makes is so much more interesting; and secondly, it’s directed by the woman who actually lived it.  Yeah, you heard me, I said woman – and a behind the scenes one at that!

When director Julie Davis moved to Hollywood fresh out of college over 2 decades ago, she hoped to kick star her career in film.  And while she did work with film, it wasn’t exactly what she expected… working at The Playboy Channel, editing hard-core porn.  Davis only worked in porno for a year, but apparently her foray into adult stuck once she made it in the mainstream world.  Based on her time in the industry, Davis crafted “Finding Bliss,” a comedy about a college-educated woman that can only find work behind the camera in the porn industry, then goes on to use her “talent” to shoot her own movie.  Pretty hilarious, right?

Check out the trailer:

We are super excited to see this indie flick once it comes out in wide release.  How awesome is it that they are featuring the porno industry from behind the camera, and from a woman’s point-of-view!?!

(via Jezebel)

I just needed to share the excitement!

xoxo
J.D. Bauchery

Link Love

(picture via The Frisky)

Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-week stretch!  This week we are back in the office!  After shoveling out and braving the cold weather, we are off the couch, back in top form and here to bring you all the sexy news that’s fit to print. So, without further ado, let’s get to the good stuff!

– The G-Point mouse – the closest some techies will ever get to a vagina… complete with scrolling clit and a secret spot that brings you to your favorite website or email.  (via The Frisky)

– Sasha Grey’s band, aTelecine, is set to have their debut LP released on April 27.  Maybe I’m just late to the party, but who knew Sasha Grey made music?  She really is the cross-over-est  of cross-over stars! Continue reading Link Love

Link Love

(Picture via TheFrisky)

Happy Humpday!  Welcome to the mid-week stretch.  It’s a snow day here at HM4Her, as we are right in the middle of the wintry hell-hole that is Philly’s Blizzard 2010.  But no worries, as we are fully stocked with food, booze, and internet goodness, which means that I am still working like a champ… just sitting on the couch doing it.  For those of you who are stuck inside like we are, screw shoveling – just settle in, grab your computer and have your way with us… our movies, that is!  What better way to combat this freezing wintry mix?  If you need a breather after already re-watching all of your old standards and checking out our new releases section, sit back, relax and celebrate the snow with a little link lovin’! And for all those folks not stuck in the snowstorm, enjoy your good weather with a porno party and a little link lovin’.  Happy Humpday to all!

Let’s get to it!

–  Screw boring regular confetti – to get a party REALLY started, toss around cut up bits of nudie mags!  Man oh man, DIY projects are so freaking HOT!  (via TheFrisky)

– Joslyn James is pissed.  The porn star (now best known as one of Tiger Woods’ many mistresses) is not happy the unauthorized use of her image on golf balls being sold by Canadian Novelty.  Apart from being upset about the violent undertones of having someone swing a club at her face, I’m sure it’s super annoying to now we linked to a doucher like Tiger for the rest of your life.  Honey, golf balls are the least of your problem… Continue reading Link Love