Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch! I’m not gonna lie, I spent the early part of this week in Maine, so I’m not feeling the Wednesday groan quite as intensely as other folks who have been manning their desks since Monday. But not to worry, I take my Humpday celebration quite seriously and as usual, I have complied a list of the sexiest news on the web. Let’s get to it!

- Erotic Chess definitely gives me a craving to play. Not chess, though.
- A research team at the University of Pennsylvania has been experimenting with using the HIV virus to turn white blood cells into cancer fighting agents. And it looks like they are making strides. Science can be so awesome sometimes!
- The new Duet vibrator is not only USB-powered, it’s also a 8g or 16 g flash drive. That’s right, this buzzy little friend gets you off, as well as stores whatever info you need to have close at hand. Not porn though, since you need to have the vibe out of the computer to use it. That, my friends, is a design flaw if I ever saw one!
- ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ star Kandi Burruss is designing her own line of sex toys. I’ll admit that I don’t know who she is, but people love their Bravo shows, and I’m sure a ton of you would want to know this.
- Look who’s joining the porno game – PETA! People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals are planning to take advantage of the .xxx domain and launch their own “pornography site that draws attention to the plight of animals.” I seriously cannot wait to see this!
-Shortly after giving birth to her daughter a few months back, feminist porn director/actress Madison Young created an art exhibit titled “Becoming MILF,” which focuses on the intersections between sexuality and motherhood. Last week some controversy around the exhibit surfaced from an unlikely place – another porn star… who called Young a pedophile, on twitter.
Hope this gets you through til the weekend!
xoxo
-JD
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Happy Humpday, friends! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch! I’m not exactly sure what exactly happened to the snow we were supposed to get, but I am continuously knocking on my desk that it never shows up. PLUS, that famous Pennsylvania groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil predicted that we’ll have an early spring this year, and I am so ready to celebrate! Let’s rock the socks off this Humpday with a little link lovin’!

- You know how important it is to make sure your house is in perfect order when you are trying to sell? Yeah….
- Sources say that Lady Gaga requested that her first fragrance smell of blood and semen. While I don’t know if I could get down with that scent on my neck, I definitely appreciate that it’s something totally different than what Mariah Carey and Brit Spears are hawking.
- Not only did studio Girlfriends Films kick off the year by donating $15,000+ to various charities – they had GF stars and crew members choose the receiving organizations and donated in their names. Seriously a class act!
- Yes, Charlie Sheen, I’m sure it was laughing too hard at porn that put you in the hospital with a hernia. Why would anyone assume it was that briefcase full of cocaine?? Man, some people just jump to conclusions! Sidenote – Best. Excuse. Ever. I plan to use it frequently. (via Jezebel)
- The Gap is selling “Pegged Boyfriend” Jeans. How hilarious is that!?! I LOVE it when people don’t do their research! For those not in the know – pegged boyfriend.
- A map of the kinkiest states in America. Results are both surprising and totally not surprising at the same time. Go New Mexico, you pervy little minx! Read the rest of this entry »
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Bob Barker’s message lives on in a much hotter form. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) have tapped the adult industry to help get their messages across in the latest few ads of the organization. The Jenna Jameson (who is rumored to be prego herself) ad above advocates for spaying and neutering pets while Playboy’s Holly Madision takes on wearing fur. Check out this article for more info.
Funny, it seems like these ads sum up the porn industry in a nutshell – no babies, no hair. Yeah, I’m tasteless, what of it? Thanks HotMovies: The Blog for the heads up.
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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