Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. And since we are on the verge of a three-day weekend, this week is even a little stretchier than usual. Yep, most businesses (including these smut peddlers) will be off for Memorial Day, soaking up the sun and enjoying the unofficial start to the summer season. So, hows about we get to making this week fly by just a little faster with some Link Love.
(I found this bush on the Facebook… I’m not sure where it’s from, but I love it.)
- Parents were none too happy when they realized that Miami’s Exxxotica Expo was being held at the same venue (and same time) as a local high school’s senior prom. Sure, I get than folks are concerned about exposure to minors, but honestly, I doubt anyone is seeing anything at the Exxotica Expo that they haven’t seen on prime time TV. I would be more concerned about people mistaking some of the prom attendees for porn stars. Have you seen the skimpy prom dresses that parents are buying for their kids these days?
- A really interesting review of the documentary “After Porn Ends.” I haven’t seen the movie, which is about what the stars interviewed have done since leaving the industry and how their porn careers have affected their lives, but from the trailer, it seems that they are skewing it to look like all porn performers are damaged goods. Hmmm. From what I can tell, it seems a little sensationalized and lacking a fair and fuller representation. But maybe I’m wrong.
- And lastly, here are 18 life-size female mannequin nutcrackers. I’m not even sure what to say about it, though I’m sure I could talk at length about the implication of the objectification of women and the idea of the domineering woman if you gave me a minute…
Welp, hope this gets you through to the three-day weekend!
Happy Masturbation Month!! That’s right, May is the dedicated month to celebrate the awesome act of self love, and we smut peddlers are ready to help with the cause. Not only do we have a butt load of titles for you to get all hot and sweaty to (by “butt load” I mean more than 160,000 movies), here are 20 FREE MINUTES to add to your account. Just use the offer code “RubOneOut” for your viewing pleasure. And to get things started, here our quick and dirty top five favorite solo sexin’ selections!
No Fauxxx: Sophia St James - I don’t have enough time in the day or space on this post to talk about how much I love this No Fauxxx quickie. Sophia St. James is an amazing queer woman of color with a zaftig body that moistens the panties as first glance. Seriously, this woman is a BABE, and watching her get off with an njoy Eleven and an issue of Original Plumbing (a trans masculine zine) is pretty much my wet dream come to life. Thanks Sophia and TROUBLE Films!
Stories Of Oh! Part 1- “Six sexy tales of women in charge of their pleasure!” The initial description of this awesome collection of vignettes is the exact reason why I love it so much. Of course I enjoy all types of porn movies, but it’s really the flicks where women take their sexual pleasure into their own hands (be it through masturbation or just being an active participant) that get me extra excited. PLUS – there is a scene of someone jerking off with tools!! SOLD!
Bottoms Up Orgasms - When it comes to masturbation, there are tons of different ways to do it. But when we are talking about rubbing one out on screen, we don’t always get a ton of variety. Porno tends to feature solo lady lovin’ as a strictly spread eagle affair with women flat on their backs, which, to be honest, can get old after a while. Luckily female-focused studio Femorg decided to switch it up a bit and offer up a video of ladies having all the ass-up orgasms they could ever want!
Orgasm! The Faces Of Ecstasy - This movie blows me away! Sure I’ve watched plenty of people orgasm on screen, and on my bed, but how often have I really only focused on a face? Not too often. It’s so easy to get distracted by tensing bodies, moans and, of course, genitals. But when given only the face to watch, the experience becomes so much more than seeing someone get off. This pornumentary offers up 22 masturbation-fueled “O” faces that are sure to remind you just how sexy the whole body can be!
Barcelona Sex Project – We all know that I have a major hard on for anything Erika Lust offers up, so obviously her amazing masturbation-focused flick would totally make my top five list! A mix of documentary-style interviews and delicious jerk off footage of both men and women, this is a masturbation masterpiece if I ever saw one. Trust me, you want to watch this!
If there was one thing I would wish for all porno to feature, it would be real female pleasure. Sure there are a whole slew of movies out there that offer up women really having orgasms, but in the grand scheme of the porno world, it’s not an overarching theme. Luckily there are some studios, like Femorg, that focus specifically on ladies getting off, and usually on them getting there themselves. Because female masturbation is still so taboo in our culture, it’s extra important that we are talking about it, and shining a spotlight on flicks that give it the props it deserves. On that note, we give you Climax!, a collection of 18 women enjoying their bodies and bringing themselves to, you guessed it, climax.
Packed into a little more than an hour, this self-love extravaganza skips all the solo romancing and the like and goes straight to the buzzing action. Yep, while many women use their fingers to orgasm, most of the gals featured here bust out their faithful vibrating friends to get the job done. At least the vibes are totally different, running the gamut from remote controlled egg, to Hitachi, to hard plastic vibrating dildos.
There is something so exciting about watching a bunch of women climax in a row. I love seeing all the different types of orgasms and hearing the variety of moans and groans. Some ladies are big and loud about it, while others develop a delicious chest flush, but barely make a peep. And some women prefer to lie on their backs, while others are totally into their ass being in the air. What I love best is knowing that each and every one of these women are getting off the way that they like best, with no one telling them how to enjoy it.
There are a couple of scenes where there are more than one person in the action, whether they be getting off themselves or helping by holding the vibrator or allowing the women who is getting off to give them oral sex. There are even some scenes where all we see is a vulva and vagina up close enjoying a vibrator, without any video of the rest of their bodies. I like that all of these types of scenes are mixed in – it gives the film a little more depth. I mean, don’t get me wrong – I’d be happy to watch women going at it all day no matter what, but adding in those other angles, or more than one person, definitely broke up the video so it didn’t feel like I was watching the same thing over and over.
I give Femorg two big thumbs, and two buzzing vibrators, up!
Welcome to Monday, folks. I hope you all had a lovely weekend filled with rest, relaxation and lots of porno. I am hear to ease you into the work week with a little shared masturbation advice. #4 is simply just a good reason as to why you should share your masturbation time. Regardless, I hope you enjoy.
1. Watch and learn: Here is your chance to see your partner in action. Watch their every move and see what gets them going. You may discover a few things that will help you do an even better job of getting them off. Do they favor one side of their clit? Do they go for long slow thrusts or short quick g-spot stimulating movements when playing with a dildo?
2. Give a little demonstration: Verbal communication is awesome and definitely gets it done in the bedroom, but sometimes it’s easier done than said. If verbalizing your preferences doesn’t come naturally to you, this is a good chance for you to simply show your boo what you like.
3. Direction: If you happen to be the opposite and love to chat and communicate, go ahead a give a little direction. It is fun to take control and give explicit instructions on exactly what it is that you would like to see. Your partner could very well enjoy acting out your every wish.
4. Remix: Like many things in the world of sex advice, shared masturbation is simply a good chance to change things up. There is nothing wrong with prying yourselves from each others’ orifices and letting the voyeur or exhibitionist in you do it’s thing. Watching and being watched can make things super intense and damn is it hot.
I wouldn’t say that I have a particular fetish for glasses, but when it comes to these JoyOfSpex movies, I can’t seem to get enough. Whether the ladies are going solo, or with a friend, I am totally transfixed by the screen, unable to look away for the entirety. Good thing these movies are quickies, usually ranging around 20 or so minutes, or I’d never get any other work done!
Ava, the shy redhead in today’s masturbation movie, is super cute, starting her scene off with a little conversation about the first time she started wearing glasses, which was while she was in boot camp for the Air Force. Who doesn’t love a girl in uniform? Yum.
She also goes on about her sexual history and tells us how she first got started having sex. I love that says she didn’t think of herself as a slut – more of an opportunist. Then she starts talking about masturbation and shows us her “little friend” – a giant blue vibrator with a red tip. Yeah, Ava, there is nothing little about that thing. Anyway, on to the jerking off.
Ava tries out some caramel lube this time around, giving it a quick taste before rubbing it all over her nipples and licking it off. Though her shirt comes off pretty early, I like that she takes her sweet time with her bottoms, moving them over to the side instead of straight up pulling them off. There is just something extra dirty about pulling your panties over, if you ask me.
I also love that Ava spends a while rubbing her giant vibrator all over the outside of her pussy, over her panties. Sure ,we get a ton of time with the vibe directly on her clit and inside her pussy, but I really enjoy the added anticipation that comes before the panties come off. But once they do, Ava pours on the caramel lube and give us a hand show, which includes rubbing her butthole a little bit too. Everything is better when you bring a little butthole into the mix!
Once big blue enter the scene, Ava breaks into fits of moans. The subtle flush on her cheeks highlights just how hot she is getting and lets us know that, yes, those moans are 100% real. And all that writhing around the bed? Yeah, girl cannot help herself. There are no explosive orgasms, but Ava definitely gets herself off in her own fashion. Eh, I’d rather have a real, quiet orgasm than a screaming climax that is a total faker.
I can’t believe we are at the final Top Five Tuesday of 2011! Didn’t this year fly by?!? Anyway, one of the things we like to do here at HM4Her is give the ladies what they want. After a careful analysis of our analytics (which sounds so much dirtier than it is), we found that more than anything, you folks are checking out our female masturbation movies. So, what better way to send off the year than solo lady lovin’ – 2011 style! Here are our Top Five Female Masturbation movies made in 2011. Enjoy them… we know you will!
Alone & Loveable – The ladies over at Abbywinters.com must have some serious carpal tunnel issues with the amount of masturbation porn they brought us this year. This awesome video alone has ten stellar solo sexin’ scenes! All natural women, all really getting off – could we wask for anything more?
Bobbi Star’s One – Oh man, Bobbi Starr and her friends are such super dirty birdies! Not only are they offering up more than THREE HOURS of deliciously pervy self lovin’ – some of it includes vegetables and massive toys. I will say that I did actually yell at the screen during scene 8 (if it goes in your ass, it needs to have a flared base!), but all in all, this jerk off fuck fest is some quality hotness.
Veronica Knocks: When it comes to real female orgasms, I know that Femorg will not disappoint. I mean really, the truth is in the name! This particular Femorg flick stuck with me because Veronica is so damn cute – and this is her first dirty movie, which makes it all the more exciting to me. She plays with a different toy in each scene, making it fun to watch a whole movie of her getting off. Thanks Femorg!
Stalker – Chock full of “hidden camera” scenes, this voyeur-themed solo sex video is awesomely hot and packed with ladies rubbing one out… particularly in showers. They even include a pole dancing scene, which makes me so excited because pole dancing is wicked sexy and takes such ridiculous muscles. Yum.
Watch Me Play – Abigail Pictures takes the last spot on our 2011 lady spankin’ it list with something a little more artsy and non-traditional, which I totally appreciate. Maybe it’s just the lighting or the camera work, but these scenes bring something different to the table and make me a totally happy camper.
I can’t wait to see what 2012 has to offer in the masturbation porno department!
Hello and welcome to the first edition of HotMovies4Her Tips! This is where we give you 4 quick bits of advice on a given subject related to sex in some way, shape or form. Aren’t we clever? We are pretty excited to inject some fun yet educational info into our weekly routine and we hope you are too. Feel free to leave a comment and let us know if there are any particular subjects that you could use a little insight on.
Today, I am giving you 4 Reasons To Masturbate!
1) Relieves Stress: Masturbating is a good opportunity to get in on some you time. You get to focus on your needs alone, which is something most of us don’t do enough of. Also, all sorts of things starts to fire off when playing with your bits – dopamine gets released for that sense of pleasure and the endorphins give you that feeling that everything is right in the world. Orgasms are not required, but they do release Oxytocin which gives you that warm fuzzy feeling.
2) Sleep Aid: Masturbating is a great way to stop tossing and turning at night. Releasing all of those endorphins during the act takes a lot of energy and afterwards you peacefully drift off to dream land.
3) Improves your partnered sex life: What better way to learn about your likes and dislikes than experimenting on your own? Spending some time with yourself will help you better communicate to your partner the things that you want in the bedroom. You might even discover a thing or 2 that you’d like to perform on them.
4) It’s fun: Masturbating doesn’t have to be all about the business at hand. Playing with yourself just feels good and there is nothing wrong with just getting off for the hell of it.
We hope you enjoyed our first ever official HotMovies4Her Tips post. Check back next Monday to see what sex info we’ll have waiting for you.
It’s Top Five Tuesday Time and today we’re celebrating solo male masturbation! Why? Because it’s fun to watch. Also, I like it and it’s my turn to pick today’s top pornos. Read it and like it!
Meat Market – Playgirl DVD tends to bring the softer side of porn to the screen. While this isn’t my usual smut style, I like to throw it in the mix every once in a while. To know hardcore, you must know softcore, right? Gentle or not, these hunks still know how to take care of business.
Handyman Volume 4 – This is one of those pornos that gets me all excited in that star struck kind of way. I get to watch Dane Cross and Chris Strokes as they talk dirty to the camera and jerk off to my heart’s content. I dig their work and it was a total treat to watch them all by their lonesomes in this flick.
Adam Frost – Fleshlight Fun – Being the sex toy junkie that I am, I love it when people incorporate them into their on-camera solo sessions. I love watching women use dildos and vibes, but getting to watch a dude play with a masturbator in a porno is both rare and awesome. I’m especially excited that the wonderment that is the Fleshlight gets used here!
Minute Man Solo 33 – Heads Up! – I can always count on Colt to give me a gaggle of hot beefy guys with chiseled rock hard bodies. There is nothing wrong with admiring a man with muscles. A lot of hard work goes into such body, I might as well enjoy them!
Horns & Halos – I did indeed recently review this movie, but it made a lasting impression on me. The fresh young studs that Cockyboys features are fun to watch jerk off. They’re cute, cut and dirty.
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the psuedo-midweek stretch. It’s been a short week that’s moving by super quickly, so let’s get to celebrating Humpday stat, before we blink and it’s Friday afternoon. Also, can we just marvel at the fact that it’s JUNE!?! When did that happen, right? I suppose time flies when you are busy watching the porno! Alright, let’s get to it!
- Awesome weather equals more and more boats coming off of the dock. I’m so glad some of them have such hilarious names. I’m also so glad that I have the sense of humor of a teenage boy and dick jokes crack me up.
- Speaking of things that made me laugh today, this Sensitive Nips video seriously had me from the first second. I couldn’t tell you why, other than the fact that this dude uses the word ‘nips’ over and over. Obviously I’m all for pleasure education (duh, look who you are talking to), but I lost it for this one.
- Now for a little more serious, check out this awesome article that will hopefully re-kickstart the search for a cure for AIDS. (via Tiny Nibbles)
- Sadly Masturbation Month has come to a close. Check out Buzzfeed’s list of top J/O songs! Goodbye May, I’ll keep the vibrator warm while you loop back around next year!
Happy Masturbation Month to all! About sixteen or so years ago, the fine folks over at sex toy shop Good Vibrations declared May to be the month that we truly celebrate all things self love. I don’t know about you, but we here at HM4Her couldn’t be more excited to bring a little extra attention to solo sexin’. To help promote the awesomeness of jerkin’ off, we thought we’d tell you about some of our favorite ‘masturbatory aids’ (don’t you just love that phrase?)!
Holy crap is this thing amazing. Three years after reviewing it, this 1.5lb. hunk o’ stainless steel is still at the top of my toybox. Originally designed to hit the prostate (or P-Spot), it was quickly discovered that this delicious wand has the exact curvature to hit the G-Spot dead on and produce a whole lot of seriously hot female ejaculation. I’m not sure what deal njoy Toys made with the Devil to make such an awesome toy, but I am so very thankful they did.
Speaking of wands, it’s pretty much criminal to leave out the plugged-in horsepower of the Hitachi Magic Wand. Getting folks off for years and years, the Hitachi is a power-packed speed machine that brings one of the most intense sex toy buzzes out there. It may be packaged and sold as a ‘massager,’ but your bits will thank you for years to come. Read the rest of this entry »
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