Welcome to Wednesday. It’s humpday and that means link lovin’! This week has been a little quiet on the news front, so I scoured the ends of the internet and peeked under a few rocks to find you the best of what’s sexy on the web… umm, besides us. duh.
- Hmmm. The Doritos or the Hershey bar? I think this time I’m gonna get me a mans! When Flossie.com told their readers ‘Whatever You Need, It’s On Us,’ apparently they meant what they said, setting up a Man Vending Machine on the streets of New Zealand. Along with real men coming out when the different buttons were pressed (Mr. Classic, Mr. Romantic, etc.), the Mr. Perfect button popped out a vibrator! Awesome! Check out the video here. (via TheFrisky)
- Apparently the National Organization of Women declared it “Love Your Body Day.” Yay! I’m planning to go home and love my body to the new Bree Olson movie!
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After watching the presidential debates last night, I need a little something to laugh at that isn’t a crotchety old man. Is that wrong? Nah, didn’t think so. This week’s humpday linkage is all about laughing out loud at your desk, to the point at which your co-workers turn around and stare. Or, maybe that was just me. Whatever the case, click and enjoy. Onward to the link lovin’!
- Speaking of politicans, this Boinkology link is what first made me laugh and make my co-workers question my sanity. While fairly SWF, you might want to wait til you’re alone, if even just to preserve your perceived craziness. (via Boinkology)
- A few weeks back, Violet Blue posted a contest looking for the best sex-related ad campaigns. The results are in, and ah-mazing! Check out Blue’s Tiny Nibbles to see what companies have the best sexy adversiting. And can we say what the weird sexual animal personification ad Orangina?!?
- The bargaining power of sex toys. Who knew?!? Which is my total opposite response in the case of Michelle Rodriguez’s sexaulity. “Allegedly lesbianic actress” my ass… (via queerty)
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I’ve never been a fan of math, but I’m pretty sure I’ve got the right equation here:
Wednesday ÷ Work Week = Humpday
Humpday + HMFH Blogger Awesomeness = Link Love for all!!
Link Love + you = An Amazing Way To Get Through The Week!
Onward to the links:
- A little something to ensure that you will never have a naked man under your covers again. Like a chastity belt for your bed. (via Jezebel)
- Deep Throat… the musical. Well, not really, but close. Former GoGo’s Guitarist Charlotte Caffey helped score a rock opera about the life of Deep Throat star Linda Lovelace that opens this month in LA. (via AVN)
- Check out the new ep of Live Girl Review that just went up. Then take Audacia Ray’s cue and watch Good Dyke Porn.
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Literally the hump of the week, Wednesday can really go either way - either as excruciating as Monday and Tuesday, or as anticipatory as the rest of the work week. Lucky for us, Link Love (and Project Runway, of course) help bump Wednesday into the latter category. And this week is no exception, especially with all the good stuff I’ve found on this crazy idea called the interweb. Let’s get to it!
- Sex doesn’t always need to be in the bedroom… or even the bed section, for that matter. I love IKEA too, but try to keep your AKURUM in your pants. Or at least your pants on around the AKURUM. (via Jezebel)
- An Australian scientist has found a way to control sperm flow from the inside. Male birth control by remote-controlled key fob. Wow, how unsexy is the phrase “key fob??”
- Sometimes you just have to be there. Other times, it’s even funnier to hear about it second hand. Case and point:
“Woman:”Sorry, I’m looking for a man much dirtier than you”
Me:”I can be dirty.”
Woman:”No, I mean physically.”
- Lesbian sex. No longer only benefiting lesbians. And no, not in a girl-on-girl porny sense. (via JamyeWaxman)
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It’s Wednesday, do you know where your links are? Right here! Hump day equals link love around these parts and while there are no crazy sex scandals or new celebrity sex tapes this week, we do have a few gems to toss out your way.
- Three years after the release of gay cowboy romance/drama Brokeback Mountain, the story’s writer Annie Proulx says the movie is still “the source of constant irritation in my private life,” because people keep sending her raunchier rewrites of the story. Hilarious! I’m sure she can dry her tears on the money and fame the movie brought her. (via Jezbel)
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It’s Wednesday at the news is flowing. Instead of going on and on about humpday being the best day for loving links, let’s just get to em!
- Dan Savage makes me so happy. Aside from giving some of the best sex advice ever and making Santorum a word I can say again without throwing up in my mouth, Savage has perfectly captured how I feel about Sarah Palin and all the prego scandals. Check him out on Real Time with Bill Maher over at Daily Bedpost.
- Video blogging sexpert Audacia Ray is back with a third installment of her bigger, longer, better Live Girl Reviews. Up this episode are reviews of Fun Factory’s Delight, Tristan Taormino’s Opening Up – A Guide to Creating and Sustaining Open Relationships and a bunch more, including segments with Marisa DiMattia of tattoo blog Needled and sex writer extraorinare Jamye Waxman. Check out the newest Live Girl Review here!
- A whole article about the perils of wearing high heels, then one line that totally makes the bunions and fucked up tendons worth it. (via Jezebel)
- This looks like such a good movie! Even if it doesn’t include Dolly Parton… let’s just be thankful that no one tried to actually remake the original. (via fleshbot)
- What the what? Roald Dahl was a sex spy? That TOTALLY changes my take on Willy Wonka… ok, not really. And he wasn’t a sex spy, per se, but he was a spy and ”A certain amount of hank-panky was condoned, especially when it was for a good cause.” But a sex spy sounds sooo much better! (via TheFrisky)
- Porn star fired from Subway because of his porny past. Apparently an angry customer recongized gay porn star Kurt Wild from his movie days and threatened to boycott the store if he wasn’t fired. A few questions… why?? … and who cares? … and how did this guy even recongize Wild if he wasn’t watching the porno himself? And if he was checking out the old porno, what the fuck gives him the right to judge someone performing as bad, but someone watching as good. Holy hypocritical. Read more about this on $pread Magazine’s blog.
Hope this gets you through the week!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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While my pre-brithday day off yesterday was awesome, unforutantely I missed the hump day link love. I’m not complaining, of course, but who am I to deprive our readers of their weekly porno/sexy news? So, instead of forgoing for the week, I figured I would just take this lovely Thursday afternoon and turn back time (Cher style, of course) to bring hump day once more. I can do things like that, it’s my birthday!
- While masturbation isn’t really a taboo topic over hear in pornoland, it definitely is thought to be in the real world. I get the whole idea of patriarchy and women seen as mothers and sexless beings without a man sexin them up (I was a women’s studies major after all), but I just can’t understand why it is still so damn risque!! Masturbation is the safest sex, totally healthy and the best way to get to know what gets you off. Anyway, the folks over at TheFrisky rounded up a bunch of lady self lovin’ stories that are definitely worth a looksie. (via thefrisky)
- Audacia Ray is back with Episode two of Live Girl Review! Not only does she review Sliquid Organics lube, interview Rachel Kramer Bussel about her new book Spanked: Red-Cheeked Erotica and talk about rabbit vibes, Ray gives us a shout out when she reviews Erika Lust’s newest project, Barcelona Sex Project!! Yeah!
Also check out Audacia’s new porno fashion column on Fleshbot - this week is all about stockings.
- You know you’re an academic when you ven diagram dirty talk! (via boinkology)
Just a quick one to get you through til the weekend!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday! Happy mid-weeking to all!! I don’t know why I am so giddy for this hump day, but I seem to be! Let’s get to the linkage!
- Summer smash hit about cuddly robots might be more fun than originally thought. Gender warrior Kate Bornstein queers up WALL * E while we high five in the background for infultrating Pixar with our agenda! (via Daily Bedpost)
- Possibly the most pointless piece of apparel this side if the International Male catalog (a caftan, really?). I’m clearly ordering both colors… and back ups for each just in case. (via Fleshbot)
- Risque interwebbing strikes again! A Philly magazine accidently went adult when they gave the wrong web address for a store in their Best Of issue. Instead of directing people to Home Grown (www.homegrownpa.com), a home furnishing store in the Philly suburbs, the mag offers www.homegrown.com, the website for Homegrown Video, an amateur porn studio. Hahaha. Ouch. I’d laugh more, but I used to be a fact checker at a Philly magazine, so really, I feel their pain. Anyone else looking for a fact checking job, I think Main Line Today has a new opening. (via AVN)
- Classy accessory or perfect way to keep your vibe close by?
_ Speaking of classy, check out Ron Jeremy’s profile in Time Magazine! The Hedgehog is movin’ on up! (via AVN)
- Back to infultrating Pixar - the real story behind Toy Story. (Via HotMovies The Blog)
- Learn something new every day. Things I didn’t know: Napolean’s dick was cut off posthumously. Ok, rumoured to be cut off and mummified. I guess they really didn’t want no short short man… The Frisky rounds up famous weiners in history. (via The Frisky)
Enjoy your hump day!
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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This morning my girlfriend tried to convince me it was Saturday and we could stay in bed and go back to sleep. I was so excited until I realized the truth. It is not Saturday, and I am not still in bed, warm and passed out. No, I am at work. Welcome to mid-week. Sigh. It can’t be all bad though, because mid-week means hump day and hump day means link round up. And who can be sad when I bring you the most interesting sex links the web has to offer?
- Erika Lust is amazing. Her films are not only thoughtful, engaging and hot like woah, they are of superior production quality and made with women specifically in mind. We are so hot for Lust that we are reviewing her lastest flick Barcelona Sex Project scene by scene - just like we did with her last masterpiece Five Hot Stories For Her. The link love comes via Ms. Naughty who gives us a stellar interview with Erika Lust AND a bunch of sexy behind the scenes shots from Barcelona Sex Project. I am in lady porn heaven!
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And now back to your regularly scheduled programming. I know I just link lurved on Friday, but I wanted to bring it back to it’s regular hump day occurence. Plus, there are lots of interesting things goin on in the world and I wanna talk about em!
- I’m not sure whether this Voice Activiated Rabbit vibe is a good idea or a bad one. It could be the answer to lots of women’s dreams - speeding up with every “oh yes!” Or it could end up being just another partner we have to give instuction to. I get the idea behind it, but I am cynical until I test it out myself. I will, however, be perfectly open to someone sending one over to try out. It’s for the good of research, after all. (via thesun.co.uk)
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