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Top Five Tuesday – Election Day 2012 Edition!

You are either living under a rock (or not living in America) if you don’t know that today is election day here in the States and that we are voting for president this year.  I know I, for one, am seriously ready for this election to be done with – not only to finally know for sure who will be leading us for the next four years, but also so we can actually talk about something else.  Though I am so totally over hearing about politics (even though I am a political person and have strong views about the election), I thought we would end this election season with a little porno pizzazz!  Check out our Top 5 Political Porns!


 – Goes together like peanut butter and jelly, right?  Also, it’s actually true that there have been many political decisions made with something sexual behind them – like approving a bill in hopes to cover up an affair scandal.  If I’m not mistaken, I believe Larry Flynt actually just came out with a book about it, which is fitting to mention since this is a movie.

This classic political satire is 1970’s fantastic, with  (of Deep Throat fame) in a fictional campaign to become president.  If you need something awesome to get your mind off of the news coverage of this election, you’ve come to the right place!
Sure, this is a throwback from the 2008 election with our good ol’ hockey mom VP hopeful, Sarah Palin, but hey, it’s pop culture now.  Lisa Ann’s popularity went through the roof as soon as she busted out her skirt suits and chipper Alaskan accent – and then busted out of both of them.  Plus this flick won an AVN Award for Clever Title of the Year.
 I couldn’t get through this list without adding at least one of the Obama porns that came out during the 2008 election.  I haven’t seen any new ones this time around, so I just swiped this oldie-but-goodie to grace our pervy political picks.  I admit that it’s a little on the tacky side, but the alternative was worse, and I refuse to watch Obama Is Nailin’ Palin because that is just disturbing.
And lastly we have another dated beauty, which isn’t a classic really because it’s from the ’90s, though I guess that’s starting to push it’s way into classic status, huh?  Anyway, this cunning candidate is ready to get votes any way, which includes stuffing more than the ballot box.  Luckily he has some constituents that are willing to help, whatever it takes.  Yum.

Take a break from watching CNN and relax with a little political porn!

xoxo
-JD

Larry Flynt Says Strike!?!

Image courtesy of Intermezzo

We all laughed when Larry Flynt of Hustler and Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild appealed to congress for a slice of the bailout pie in January. It was a brilliant joke or toilet humor just a little too soon, depending on who you talked to. No one really paid any attention to Larry and Joe at least partly because it’s hard to take porn guys seriously, especially the ‘big’ porn moguls when they’re asking for a handout. But lately Larry is taking a different stand to make his point and he’s being taken a good deal more seriously this time around.

In a recent op-ed on the award winning news website, Huffington Post, Larry Flynt calmly and intelligently urged the country to strike:

“…I’m calling for a national strike, one designed to close the country down for a day. The intent? Real campaign-finance reform and strong restrictions on lobbying. Because nothing will change until we take corporate money out of politics. Nothing will improve until our politicians are once again answerable to their constituents, not the rich and powerful.

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Larry Flynt is Pissed

Hustler mag man and free speech activist Larry Flynt is back in the courthouse.  This time, though, he is other the other side, suing his nephews Jimmy and Dustin for tarnishing the family name.  Seriously. 

Big poppa Flynt is pissed at the pair for putting out crappy porn using the Flynt name.  After he fired them from his porn empire for unproductivity (and giving them both one hell of a severence), they decided to make it big in the industry themselves.  Making low-rent movies, according to their uncle.  And though Larry thinks that their fledgling business will fail anyway, he’s pissed at them for fucking with the Flynt family name. 

Hmmm.. I wonder how his parents felt.  Just saying.

(via Jezebel)

xoxo
J.D. Bauchery

Palin Porno News

Hustler publisher Larry Flynt has never been one to back down from controversy, so I’m not really surprised to hear that Hustler has a Sarah Palin porno spoof in the works. I’m guessing Nailin’ Paylin starring Lisa Ann will be one of about a dozen, but this one’s got me excited because you know they’ll do it right.

Here’s an excerpt from the piece over on AVN.com:

“Nailin’ Paylin will take the viewer on a naughty adventure to the wild side of that sexy Alaska governor,” the company announced in a press release. “Sara Paylin will not only be showing us some girl-on-girl lovin’ but will also be nailing the Russians, who come knocking on her back-door (wink, wink) and in a flashback, young Paylin’s creationist college professor will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!”

One scene will show the Palin character in a lesbian threesome with characters based on Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice. The movie will also feature a Bill O’Reilly character as the announcer who dishes dirt on the Paylin sex scandals.

“Obviously, the real life antics of Sarah Palin are much funnier than anything we could ever make up,” Hustler exec Jeff Thill told AVN. “Her public appearances seem more like a trailer for a Farrelly brothers film then a carefully executed run at the White House.”

Jeff Thill’s statement is hilarious. and depressing because it’s true.