We’ve been hunkered down riding out Hurricane Sandy here in the great city of Philadelphia for the last couple of days. We made it through safely and feel strongly that the porno must go on! There is no way we were going to let a little wind and rain stop us from one of our favorite posts of the year: Top Five Halloween Pornos!… More
Holy crap, guys! It’s finally here – the week I’ve been waiting for since summer started dwindling down. It’s the week leading up to Halloween, and if you’ve been following us smut peddlers for the last few years, you know that this is the week we dig deep into the depths of the site and pull out all the juicy horror porns to review!… More
It’s not really the time of year that we traditionally review horror porn (it’s why I love October so much!), but when I stumbled across Tails From The Zipper in our WTF? Category, I just knew it had to be today’s review. I mean really, with a description like this, can you see why I wouldn’t be able to pass it by?… More
Since today is Friday the 13th, you really do need to take a look at this awesome horror flick parody porn. I mean really people, they make Camp Crystal Lake into a nudist retreat. Can you beat that? Not likely.
And while you’re at it, check out the other Friday the 13th pornos we have too!… More
I think I actually squealed the first time I heard about this awesome porno parody. I’ve been a total Human Centipede follower since I first found out about it last year and obviously saw it the minute I could convince friends to watch with me (I don’t do horror alone). I am a big fan of both the concept and execution, which isn’t always easy when it comes to a new, unheard of scary story plot line.… More
Happy Halloween week! I am so excited for this first horror porn review of the year!
Alright, I’m gonna cut to the chase with this one. I’m not even totally sure if I would call this movie porn really. It’s more of a softcore sexy flick with tons of naked lady flesh, but not one cock shot to spare.… More
Alright, I was sicko out of almost everyone I know that truly liked The Human Centipede. Yep, I’m talkin’ about that screwed up horror flick about a crazy German doctor attaching three people by their digestive tracks. What can I say? I love me an inventive horror plot!
So, when I heard that porno was taking on the awesomeness that is The Human Centipede, I was so freaking in you wouldn’t believe it. And look what I found today – the trailer!… More
Our beloved Belladonna is branching out from porn to drop in on a different genre – horror!
That’s right, Bella has signed on to be a part of the film Stripped, a horror flick about to brothers and a friend going out on a birthday adventure which turns gruesome after they become trapped in a house with a “family” of malevolent women.… More
At this point in my life, I don’t think I’d be that impressed if real zombies started roaming the world… unless they were porno zombies that were looking to eat cock/pussy instead of brains. Ok fine, they can still crave brains, but I definitely need to see some fucking first.… More
It took me a while to pick this movie out of the bunch to review for today. Halloween reviews are some of my favorite of the year, and I wanted to be sure I was choosing something especially scary/amazing. I literally stopped and started 4 or 5 movies because they just weren’t right.… More