Happy Halloween!!! It’s finally here, the haunting holiday! It’s been a pretty scary week for us here at HM4Her, what with all the hurricane business. We are happy to be getting back into the dirty swing of things by preaching the porno gospel and writing our pervy porn reviews. This week is especially awesome because we get to review horror porn, which we love!… More
Halloween is here, friends, which means that we ghouls over here at HotMoviesForHer are ready to announce the winners of The Great Porn Pumpkin Carve Off!!!
We got a bunch of fantastic entries and had the most fun picking our winners. So, who takes the cake? And the winners are…
First up, in Third Place, the winner of our grab bag o’ HM4Her swag:
The fine folks over at Marie Madison Media and Marie Madison herself, who sent us not one, but two awesome entries.… More
Happy Halloween!!! Who’s ready for something sweet? While we can’t smoosh candy bars through our monitors (though we would love to try), we thought it might be fun to see the pumpkin-y debauchery that we’ve been up to in the HM4Her offices. Last week we covered our desks in old magazines and got down n’ dirty with a bunch of pumpkins!… More
We’ve been hunkered down riding out Hurricane Sandy here in the great city of Philadelphia for the last couple of days. We made it through safely and feel strongly that the porno must go on! There is no way we were going to let a little wind and rain stop us from one of our favorite posts of the year: Top Five Halloween Pornos!… More
I’m a huge Nightmare On Elm Street fan. Back in the day I always had to see every Freddy Krueger movie as soon as it came out. I was obsessed, which is why I’m shocked that it has taken me this long watch A Wet Dream On Elm Street. Or maybe I was just trying not to taint yet another of my favorite movies by watching the XXX version. Either way, here goes!… More
Holy crap, guys! It’s finally here – the week I’ve been waiting for since summer started dwindling down. It’s the week leading up to Halloween, and if you’ve been following us smut peddlers for the last few years, you know that this is the week we dig deep into the depths of the site and pull out all the juicy horror porns to review!… More
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the midweek stretch. It’s one week from Halloween and I know I, for one, could not be more excited about it. Sure, I have no idea what I’m going to do for a costume or anything like that, but I have to tell you – reviewing horror porn for the week coming up to Halloween is something I look forward to every year. And we are finally here! Woohoo! So let’s use that added excitement to pump our Humpday celebration up even bigger.… More
While there may be Christmas decorations already on sale at your local Target, we are actually only at October 22nd, which means that Halloween is still a little more than a week away! And though it’s not official, Halloween has become a holiday that gives folks permission to let their sexiest selves out for the evening. Just look at all the racy costumes that are on the racks!… More
Guys! It’s finally here! It’s Halloween time again, and we here at HotMoviesForHer could not be more excited about it. And because we are squirming in our seats for the 31st to hurry up and arrive, we thought it would be fun to have a contest. Not just any contest – The Great Porn Pumpkin Carve Off!!!!… More
Happy Fucking Halloween!! The day is finally here! And as a special treat I decided that I would review a dirty version of one of my favorite Halloween movies – Hocus Pocus! Because who wouldn’t want a porno parody of a classic Disney movie featuring Bette Midler, Kathy Najimy and Sarah Jessica Parker? I know I do! C’mon, a porn version of a Bette Midler movie? They even got curly redhead Audrey Hollander to play the lead role.… More