Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch! It’s getting into that time of year when we smut peddling pervs at HM4Her start gearing up for our crazy spring, which includes heading to both Dinah Weekend and the Feminist Porn Awards. What better way to spend a few weeks right? No complaints here! It just means that we are extra busy and looking forward to the weekend as much as anyone who doesn’t watch porn as a profession. That said, it’s time to celebrate Humpday, so let’s get to steppin’ with a little link love!
- While I might not want Gene Simmons to be a part of my sexy action, I guarantee that there are people lining up in the wings for these rockin’ condoms. Check out The Frisky’s round up of celeb-branded condoms.
- The Russian bomb squad were called in when a package started making strange noises. Turns out it was just a vibrator that accidentally turned itself on. And apparently this isn’t the first instance where the bomb guys were called to defuse a sex toy. People, remember to ship with the batteries separate from the toy! (via Jez)
- Be sure to check out Girlfriends Films contract star, Prinzzess, on Maury Povich tomorrow (March 17). She’ll be talking about how porn has empowered her. Very cool!
- Don’t you love it when mom learns something new? At least this time it’s not autocorrect’s fault.
- A female professor as fired after appearing in a burlesque performance?! C’mon people, it’s 2011, time to get over the whole Puritan thing!
- The Great Wall of Vagina. I want to go to there!
- And lastly, though I don’t see it all that often, I love when cartoons and porno cross paths to create amazing things. Especially gay porn! (thanks Fleshbot!)
Hope this gets you through til the weekend! And don’t forget that with this weekend comes Spring!!
xoxo
-JD
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We recently added Carlos Batts’ latest movie, Artcore, and you won’t find it available online outside of the HotMovies network. That got me thinking about all of the amazing movies we offer on an exclusive basis and I thought I’d share some of my favorites here.
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Cecil Howard’s Foxtrot: Cecil Howard is a legend and I think it’s amazing that you can watch his classics online now. Technology is the best! Foxtrot follows a rowdy crowd of NYC folks as they ring in the new year by getting busy. I recommend it and anything else Howard directed! |
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Machine Screwd: There is no Fem-Dom I admire/fear more than Irene Boss. If you’re looking for top-notch fetish material, I totally recommend her studio BossDVD. Machine Screwd is a great flick with a variety of fucking machines and a bunch of gorgeous women. |
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Porn Fan Fuckfest – Budapest: I’m over a decade removed from college, but that doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate a good college fuckfest every once in a while. I’m a big fan of Shane’s World because they make porn fun and that’s important to me. In this one, you’ll see a bunch of hot Euro lady stars fuck and suck regular guys like Dougie. It’s pretty awesome. |
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Pin-Up Girls Volume 4: Girlfriends Films is the standard when it comes to girl/girl porn in this business. In recent years they started a new line, Pin-Up Girls, that I really like. It has a vintage erotica feeling, but features today’s biggest stars. I know, it sounds pretty sweet. You don’t want to miss scene four of this one – Dia Zerva and Prinzzess are so damn hot together! |
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John Holmes Enterprises: There’s no bigger stud in the history of XXX than John Holmes and we’re thrilled to offer this exclusive classic footage from the John Holmes estate. Some of this stuff was never released before! If you’re a fan of Holmes and the golden age of porn, watching this footage isn’t an option! |
-The Porn Librarian
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I see a lot of forced feminization movies out there but when I came across “Mommy’s Boi” and its forced masculization premise, well let’s just say I was intrigued. I’ve never watched a movie from Girlfriends Films before either and I’ve heard a lot about them lately so now seemed like as good a time as any to begin my introduction.
My first thoughts while watching this are “huh” and “why did you pay for those boobs if you’re just gonna squish ‘em down with bandages?” I’m confused is playing ‘boi’ supposed to be a turn on for your average lesbian the way that playing nurse or something would be in a hetero relationship? Cause this has the same kind of ridiculous oversimplification to it that happens in many roleplay type pornos.
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