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Evan Stone
When you think of scary movies, you don’t usually think about comedy. I think it’s pretty safe to say this applies to porno movies as well. But what about horror porn with comedy? Do two non-comedy genres equal something hilarious? Well, in the case of Hung Wankenstein, the answer is yes. A spoof of a spoof of a scary movie (confusing, I know), this flat-out funny fuck flick follows Dr. William Wankenstein (Randy Spears), a failing veterinarian to his ancestral home, the Frankenstein castle. Turns out Willy has not only inherited the place, but the castle’s hired hands as well, including a certain homemade monster. But instead of needing life or brains, or whatever monsters are looking for these days, this particular monster (Evan Stone) is looking for Willy to, well, enhance his willy.
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I like porn parodies. Much like in my personal life, I think it’s important to be able to laugh at everything - even sexy stuff. I also really like celebrities, so I thought the character names in this movie would be above par, and they were, even for porn.
The scenes were amusing - Lindsay Blowhan can’t make it through the metal detector, Hairless Hilton and Cornhole Richie get some sex-ed on The Simple Life, Katherine Hymen and Sandra Ho get dirty on Grundel’s Anatomy, and Dumi Moore gives Gashton Coocher some head - but they weren’t really sexy. At the end of each scene, Gashton comes in to inform the “celeb” that they have been Spunk’d, and he blows a load all over their faces. Everyone laughs, and licks it all up.
That’s really it. Nick Manning makes a great Gashton - they both have a similarly irritating Midwestern accent. The movie is shot very well and there’s a great cast (Ron Jeremy, Hillary Scott, Evan Stone, Jada Fire, Steven St. Croix, Katie Morgan) and it’s definitely funny. I was just hoping for something a little sexier.
Oh well, maybe next season. Punk’d wasn’t that great at first either.
-M.
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The groom fucks and it’s really hot. The bride fucks and it’s really hot. But when they fuck each other, this movie takes a dive. Thankfully though, that disaster takes place at the end of the flick and we are treated to roughly an hour of threesomes, girl-on-girl action and, of course, Evan Stone, who is in every porno ever made apparently. Most of the movie takes place in the master bathroom, which isn’t the hottest thing ever for me, but I was pretty impressed by the girls getting it on in an empty bathtub. Even though the tub was oversized, I still give major points to anyone who fucks in a fairly uncomfortable place… like the back of a Volkswagen (sorry, unnecessary pop culture reference).
-J.D. Bauchery
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Porn is a good way to broaden your horizons regarding different fetishes, sex acts, and fake orgasm faces. Adam & Eve have compiled three hours of edgy scenes that will satisfy both perverts and curious innocents alike. There are two scenes that standout for me in this excellent compilation. The first features Evan Stone and Amber Lynn in a dungeon scene that is oozing with chemisty and bodily fluids. After releasing his slave from her cage, Stone shows that he cares by eating her pussy and fingering her until she squirts! The action has only begun, as Stone pounds her hard before finishing and locking her back up. You also don’t want to miss the third scene, featuring Nina Hartley and two lucky people in a kinky threesome. I am a firm believer that any scene starring Ms. Hartley is well worth watching. Anyone who likes their sex served up with a side of kink will be pleased with this collection.
-The Porn Librarian
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When it comes down to it, what good did Superman really do? Sure he leapt tall buildings and fought evil and all, but did he ever facilitate even one squirt? Squirt Girl, on the other hand, is dedicated to women’s pleasure and a good squirt for all womankind! And our superhero isn’t just about squirt and run, she makes sure to let us know exactly how to make the magic happen after she’s moved on. Cytherea (Squirt Girl) is my favorite squirtress by far. There is just something about the way she looks when she squirts that lets you know that there is no acting going on and that she is coming for real. Of course we can’t forget the resident villain, Captain Cum, played by AVN nomination stud Evan Stone (he stars in a whopping 10 nominated films!). Even wearing a ridiculous mask and shield, Stone holds his own and fucks like a champ.
-J.D. Bauchery
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Nice thing about being on a tropical island is the lack of clothing and the ease of which what is on comes off. A bikini bottom just seems to fade away here, all thanks to warm weather. It’s absolutely freezing where I am, so I thought I’d live vicariously through these scantily clad beach goers. Shot on location in Hawaii, this almost four hour flick not only gives us hot hardcore fucking on beaches, beds, boats and even in the ocean, they make sure to keep in all the beautiful views the destination has to offer. Not bad when you think that some movies are shot in dirty hotel rooms… The background is nice, but the real star of this triple threat AVN nomination (up for Best Video Feature, Best High-Definition Production, and Best All-Girl Sex Scene - Video) is Evan Stone. He fucks almost every chick in the movie, nearly gets attacked by a shark and licks a pussy while balancing the girl on his shoulders. Very impressive Mr. Stone!
-J.D. Bauchery
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Happy Halloween Ladies! In celebration, I’m reviewing one last fiendish flick and wearing a slutty costume! This monstrous movie features Ava Rose as Evan Stone’s girlfriend, who just happens to be a vampire. He’s a bit concerned when he discovers her dark secret, but it turns out nobody sucks cock like a vamp vixen, so he’s trying to deal. Besides, to quote Cordellia for my fellow Buffy fans, she’s “the cuddly kind. Like a care bear, with fangs.” This one is chock full of notable performances but one worth noting, for all you squirting fans, is scene four where you’ll see Britney Stevens squirt three times all over an unsuspecting Van Damage. This feature is both hot and humorous, just as any good porn spoof should be.
The Porn Librarian
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I wasn’t even born when the original movie “Debbie Does Dallas” was released, but that hasn’t stopped me from taking an interest in the latest remake of this adult cult classic “Debbie Does Dallas…Again.” With an all-star cast including Hilary Scott, Sunny Leone, Penny Flame, Stefani Morgan, Savannah Samson and Monique Alexander, plus well-known hunks like Evan Stone and Derrick Pierce, I had high hopes for this film. Luckily, it went above and beyond my expectations. Read the rest of this entry »
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Yum! Hot guys bringing all sorts of delicious fantasies to life from sex outdoors (in a bathtub to boot) to romantic trysts by the pool, to the real estate agent turned naughty, to my personal favorite; a hot boy and his hot rod, sharing a moment (he’s jacking off, watched by a bobby-soxer, unbeknownst to him). Each vignette is done a little differently, with either a sexy female voice over revealing an erotic fantasy, a first person account (as with Evan Stone as he plays Lancelot), or a really cool almost interview with Randy Spears, as he speaks about how he enjoys women, particularly those who can mentally challenge him. The cinematography is also well done, and while there are certainly cock shots, the focus is on their whole bodies, and their faces as they climax, something I really enjoy seeing. Also; major bonus is condoms - hurray for safer sex! All in all, a fun movie that balances *real* sex with delicious fantasies, an excellent combination.
-Essin’ Em
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