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I could actually see the cock of an actual Cyborg looking like this Fleshlight Freaks dildo.  It is super ridge-y and covered in robot textures.  For some reason it reminds me of the hallways on the Death Star.  You know, the white hallways that the Storm Troopers walk down in Star Wars?  Did I get too nerdy on you?  What I’m getting at is that masturbating with the Cyborg dildo is probably pretty similar to doin’ it to the 6 million dollar man or Optimus Prime.  How about now (in regard to the nerdiness)?

I’m not quite sure how to segway how out of that, so I’m just going to make this a really abrupt transition.  The Cyborg is made from 100% awesomely body safe silicone.  It has a total length of 7.5 inches, an insertable length of 6 inches with a circumference of 5.5 inches.  It isn’t overwhelming, but it has a nice girth, which I prefer.

CyBee (my nickname for it) is all about texture.  It is ridge, bump and crevice city!  I warmed up a little bit, but at first I found it to be uncomfortable.  All of the features are really pronounced and are absolutely apparent.  Once applied A LOT of lube things got fun.  I probably would have achieved the same affect had I warmed up a bit more, but I was excited.  Can you blame me?  I’m not generally into full on thrusting when it comes to dildos.  Instead I go with something girthy that serves as a filler  – heh – or something with a g-spot curve, but it would be a sin NOT to thrust this robo-cock.  It creates sort of a ripple affect which is pretty awesome and unlike anything I’ve ever experienced.  The pointed tip isn’t ideal for more aggressive thrusting, but the texture made up for it by allowing for spine melting vaginal wall stimulation during slow in and out motions.  Neat!

Fleshlight really did a bang up job of creating interesting fun dildos that have totally unique textures.  I loved my Drac, but Cyborg definitely represented.  You can tell the designs were thought.  I love that they serve as items to look at, but follow through with function.  Too often it is one or the other, but not with the Freaks!

I would recommend this cock to anyone who likes to experiment with textures.  Stop by Fleshlight and order your own Cyborg!

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When you’ve got a trunk full of sex toys, it’s hard to be impressed. When I opened up my latest treasure, the Nobessence Allure, I knew I was in for a good time.

This is one gorgeous wooden dildo that just feels so damn good in my hands. It’s as smooth as glass and perfectly weighted. From the picture, you can see it’s an amazing piece of art, but you can’t really appreciate the beauty of the wood grain until you’re holding it.

I know that the first word that popped into mind when you read this is a wooden dildo was “splinters.” I can’t imagine a more horrible place to get a splinter, but there’s no need to worry. Nobessence’s toys are insanely smooth and each is finished with a impermeable polymer coating which makes them waterproof and hypo-allergenic.

The finish is phthalate-free and forms an barrier to chemicals and bacteria, so as long as you clean it with anti-bacterial soap and water or a ten percent bleach solution, you’re good to go! As it turns out, when in the hands of a high-quality company, wood is a fantastic material to make sex toys from!

Besides looking good, I love the bumps and curves offered up by the Allure. I love g-spot stimulation and the longer end is perfect for it. The curve works really well with my body and the firm wood hits just the right spot. I have to imagine it would also be a great toy for prostate massage.

It’s also a good toy for anal play, although I advise you to be careful because there isn’t a distinct flared base. Between the bumps and the curved ends, I personally think it’s a safe toy for butt lovin’ but keep safety in mind and don’t push your luck! No one wants to make that trip to the ER.

The Allure is 10” long, with a 1 ¾” wide bulb and 1 ¼” wide bumps. You know your body best, but I think it’s big enough to satisfy seasoned players but not intimidating to sex toy newbies.

Overall, what you’ll get if you decide to purchase the Allure (or any NobEssence wands, really) is a well-crafted piece of art that was sculpted to get you off. If you’re looking to splurge a bit now that you’ve got that tax refund in hand, I would definitely check out what they have to offer.

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I’m always down to check out any toys that are built for g-spot pleasure, so when I first saw this sleek silicone dildo I got a little weak in the knees. Laid introduced its new line last fall at the 13th International Venus Trade Fair and I’ve been itching to get my hands on something from the new line ever since!

The D. 1 Dildo is crafted from 100% medical grade silicone so, as you probably know by now, it is phthalate-free, non-porous and can be sterilized for safe sharing. Silicone is one of my favorite materials and I really think everyone should own at least one toy made from it. One of the best things about the onslaught of new sex-positive companies entering the market is that prices for high-end toys have dropped, so hopefully more people are able to splurge on quality stuff.

Anyways, back to the D. 1! One end was designed for g-spot stimulation as you can probably tell by the lovely curve. I have a lot of dildos that were made with the same intentions and have to say this one is the real deal. While all bodies are different, it definitely works for me.

The other end is insertable too so you have a couple of options, but I prefer to curved end myself. This one actually reminds me a lot of Lelo’s Ella without the defined flat head. It’s a little bigger, with a circumference of 4.5 inches and 7 insertable inches, so if you like size you should read up on this one.

Silicone is really great for transferring vibration, so I used this wand with a bullet vibe to add a little something extra to the experience.

I really like this toy- the lines are sleek, the silicone is just firm enough and it even comes with a one year warranty against defect. My only complaint is that it can get a little slippery because there isn’t any sort of edge or handle to hold on to once things get wet and wild. After learning that lesson, I haven’t had trouble holding on since, but if you try to manipulate this thing with a hand that is covered in lube, you may not be as in control as you’d like.

This is a really nice toy that has me excited to see what Laid has in store for us next.

Head on over to Babeland to check out Laid’s D.1 Dildo!

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Hello all!  As I mentioned last week, I spent the weekend in New York City attending the 6th Annual BlogHer Conference. And what a conference it was!  More than 2000 lady bloggers descended upon the mid-town Manhattan Hilton for two days of sessions, expo rooms and, of course, more networking than you can shake business card at!

Picture via BlogHer.com, by Justin Hackworth

The sounds of laptop keyboards clicking away and the constant din of estrogen turned the hotel into a magical land where all of the amazing ladies that gathered from around the world were able to create a safe space for themselves to be as open as they are on their blogs.

Not only was I lucky enough to be in the same room as all these fabulous women, I actually got to chat with a good amount of them as well!  And did the ladies love their porn!

As to not bore you too much with every little detail of my weekend, here is a list of my top highlights from BlogHer 10!

- Walking into the lobby of the Hilton into a sea of excited women.  There was definitely something exciting in the air. Read the rest of this entry »

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When you work in the adult industry, it’s easy to get a little bored with the boxes of toys that show up in the mail. I mean, I love sex toys, but how many vibrating bullets does one girl need? Because of this, I always get really excited when I get to try out a unique toy.

When I received Lovemoiselle’s Noemie I couldn’t wait to test it out. This gorgeous dildo is my first ceramic toy and another one that looks more like art than a fuck stick. While performance is key, it doesn’t hurt when you get to play with something that is aesthetically pleasing as well.

Since I didn’t know much about ceramic in regards to sex toys, I did a little research. While apparently not all ceramic is non-porous, I’m happy to report that Lovemoiselle’s toys are. They are also compatible with all lubricants and super easy to clean. You can wash it with soap and water or sterilize with a ten percent bleach solution.

Any of you who ever made an ashtray in art class are probably wondering about how tough a ceramic dildo can possibly be. While I’m not about to drop mine of off my roof, let me just say that this one feels totally solid. The company addresses fragility on their site:

“We use a special manufacturing process to make the Lovemoiselle range exceptionally durable, strong and safe to use. In fact, if you care for your Lovemoiselle toy properly, it will last for a lifetime making it the most very environmentally friendly range too.”

When it comes to getting down and dirty, I was quite pleased with my latest toy. The material reminds me a lot of glass – it’s super slick and is great for temperature play. In my opinion, it doesn’t hold temperature quite as well as glass, but it’s definitely worth cooling down on a hot summer day!

The Noemie’s curved body feels really great and is also handy when things get a bit slippery. It’s about eight inches long and has a reasonable diameter at 1.5 inches. Pretty standard in my opinion, but the material, smoothness and sexy curves make this one stand out. Also, you should know that it is hollow, so it’s not super heavy like you may imagine.

The final thing worth mentioning is the packaging for this toy. It comes in a great black box that can be used for storage and will definitely protect your Noemie if you choose to travel with it. If you’re looking to save space, you’ll also find a nice black pouch included that will keep it clean and prevent your dildo from rolling off of the nightstand.

Overall, I really like this fancy pants dildo. If you’re looking for a good looking and unique toy that won’t break the bank, you should definitely head over to edenfantasys.com and take a look at the Noemie.

Ps. Sorry for using the phrase “fuck stick.” Go ahead and review 30 toys and see how hard it is to come up with new ways to say the same thing.

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And we thought the pointy bra and ”Human Nature” Madonnas were risque, but we hadn’t seen anything yet!  Courts in Sweden just ruled that The Madonna of Orgasm Church has the right be to registered as a faith community.  It was first denied by the country because it was thought to maybe offend christians (hmm… wonder why?), but was later appealed with founder, artist Carlos Bebeacua, brought the case to the administrative courts. 

So, wtf, right?  According to Bebeacua:

“The orgasm is God, the orgasm should be worshiped,” Bebeacua told the Kvällsposten newspaper.

“The orgasm is the ultimate feeling of lust, it shouldn’t be limited to ejaculation. You can reach it through art or by looking at a landscape and thinking ‘Wow!’”

Or, if you’re not looking to pray as much as “pray” to the orgasm gods, check out these awesome toys from Divine Interventions.

I’m not much of a religious gal, but sign me up!  I’d definitely be down for taking “cummunion.”  (yeah, I went there.)

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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Halloween is right around the corner (15 days away!) and I don’t know about you, but I am starting up my sewing machine and getting to it with costume creation.  Sex toy site Adam & Eve are getting in the spirit of the holiday (yeah, I made that pun – deal with it) with a little creativity as well. 

The crafty folks over at their offices each took their favorite sex toy and decked it out in Halloween finery to make one freaking hilarious gallery of the cutest and funniest costumed cocks and masked masturbators. Amazing!  And if I had a few extra toys lying around, I would totally make a few pieces to decorate my desk! 

Check out the whole gallery and vote for your favorite!

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