Aslan’s Simple Harness

When it comes to sex toys, there is just about something for everyone.  If you aren’t interested in the shape or color of this toy, that one on a shelf across the room that will make you feel all tingly in your pants.  Same goes for harnesses – some folks dig the glitzy apparatus with all the glitter and embossed leather, while others are just looking for a simple kit to keep their dick strapped on tightly.  Today simple is what we are talkin’ – with Aslan’s Simple Harness, from Shevibe.com.… More

Guess What’s Coming and Squirting Snacks.. Link Love Is Here

Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the midweek stretch.  Who else is ready to wrap up this week and get into the three day weekend?  How’s about we cut the chatter and get straight to celebrating?  Cue the Link Love!

- I’m not sure what the Newport Aquarium thinks is coming, but I’m pretty certain that it’s totally different from what I think is coming, based on their billboard…

- Yes, 50 Shades of Grey has whet a few sexual appetites (and a few panties), but what about other sexy books that are out there?  Check out what sex experts are reading and recommending.… More

The Anaconda Is Serious

The Anaconda is one serious silicone dildo.  It comes in at a commendable 7 inches in length and 1.75 inches in width, but it isn’t necessarily the size makes this thing the alfa cock.  The Anaconda is heavy and dense.  It also has a handle.  If you hit someone with it, there is a good chance you would knock them out or at least confuse them for a few minutes.  But, we’re not really here to talk about violence, we’re here to talk about masturbating with a really nice Tantus dildo.  I’m extremely thankful that the fabulous folks at SheVibe afforded me the opportunity to give it a go.… More

Big Boy Dildo By Happy Valley Silicone

First off, I want to say hello to our new friends at SheVibe.com!  We are pretty excited about working with these folks.  Their site is awesome – they offer up body friendly toys (just the way we like it) and they have some pretty cool art on all of their pages.  If you like comic books, or even just comic book covers, you will love their looking at their site.  I’ll move on to the toy review, but I had to take a moment show some love to our new pals.… More

Smooth Lover Silicone Dildo

I love silicone dildos.  It doesn’t matter if they’re big, small, plain or fancy, I love all of my children.  Body friendly and odor free, they all have a place in my toy bin (nightstand if they’re good enough).

The Smooth Lover is fairly small coming in at 6″ x 1.25″.  It has a flared suction cup base (making it safe for anal play), and a curvy raised design along the side, with two nubs – one at the base of the head and one at the base of the cock.  Aptly named Smooth Lover, this toy has a smooth, slightly rubbery feel that gets super slick with lube (water based lube only).  It is dense and slightly flexible with very little give, which is preferred, and there is a seam running length wise on both sides.  Extra bonus that it is body safe and totally odor free.  MyPleasure knows we love the phthalates free goodness!… More

HotMovies4Her Tips – Picking Out A Perfect Dildo!

For folks that don’t spend their days surrounded by sex toys, going into an adult toy shop can be an intimidating and overwhelming experience.  Even if you have few hang-ups about sex and feel totally confident and un-phased to hit the sexy shop, the huge variety of the products available could make anyone’s head spin.… More

Fleshlight Freaks – Cyborg

I could actually see the cock of an actual Cyborg looking like this Fleshlight Freaks dildo.  It is super ridge-y and covered in robot textures.  For some reason it reminds me of the hallways on the Death Star.  You know, the white hallways that the Storm Troopers walk down in Star Wars?  Did I get too nerdy on you?  What I’m getting at is that masturbating with the Cyborg dildo is probably pretty similar to doin’ it to the 6 million dollar man or Optimus Prime.  How about now (in regard to the nerdiness)?… More

Stainless Pleasure Lever

The Stainless Pleasure Lever is like getting two sex toys in one. Or, if you only like one end, it’s like getting a really awesome toy with a really fancy handle. That is pretty much how it worked out for me and I’m definitely not sad about it.

This stainless steel lever is 9.8 inches in total length and weighs in at 1.12 lbs.… More