Continuing the A Day in the Life of a porn star series, we have the honor of presenting to you, bombastic sex lady Helly “Hellywood” Hellfire. This fierce betty is a DJ’ing legend, having schooled dance clubs internationally with her illustrious music knowledge repertoire. Helly is also a fine star in the adult entertainment world as well. So ogle over her beautifully crafted ink and go on to read what a random day for her holds.
10am: I wake up and make fresh juice (my favorite is spinach, lemon, apple, ginger). Then, I finalize my packing so I can hit the road, because I’ve got a long drive ahead to Vegas where I’ll be DJ’ing and signing at the Exotic Dancer Expo.
noon: My boyfriend Tak has just pulled in the drive and I’m ready to leave the house. We make a quick pit stop at the tanning salon to get a last minute spray tan…Gotta have dark bronzer for extra shimmer!
1:30pm: I’m picking up my new business cards and DJ booth banner from Next Day Flyers. Now, I can finally be on my way.
3:30pm: Now, I’m sitting at an auto shop just outside of Los Angeles. There seems to be a problem with the thermostat on Tak’s car. This wouldn’t have happened if we’d taken my Mustang. This reminds me why I don’t buy foreign cars! American cars for life!
4:30pm: Its going take about 2 hours to replace the part, so I head over to the AM/PM station next door for an iced coffee.
6pm: One thermostat & a fan clutch later, we’re back in business! Not even in Vegas & we’re already $400 down. I’m going to have to manifest some luck and make that money back at the roulette table tonight. Tak is kinda pissed off right now, so I suggest we go around out back of the garage and have rough sex to let off some steam. He said he’s afraid he might hurt me. I assure him I can take it! 😉
6:15pm: I take a quick rinse in the sink. My spray tan is coming in nice & dark! I head back to the car & we’re back on the road. I play Judas Priest “Heading Out to the Highway” to get us back in road trip mode.
11pm: I’m finally checked into the hotel room. I’m going to jump in the tub and get caught up on the latest episode of True Blood. What a day! I’m going to bed early tonight, because I have to be up tomorrow at 7am so I can be ready to hit the expo tomorrow.
midnight: I check into my Facebook & Twitter profiles to retweet press releases from my amazing publicist Erika Icon at The Rub PR. I wish my friends and fans “Good night Peepz!” Now, I’m ready to crawl under the sheets with my Zombie Bear: Dead Ted.