Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. And welcome to February! Sure, it’s still winter in Philly, where HM4Her resides, but it’s also 60 degrees and sunny outside, so you’ll hear no complains from me. I won’t go into the controversial topic of global warming, but… really, there is no denying the weather. Anyway, we aren’t here to talk about now nice it is outside – we are here to talk about all things dirty the web has to offer, so let’s get to it!
- Ginger Leigh sent me this hilarious picture of the future (or, um, the present) of social networking. Thanks Ginger!
- I’ll be honest and say that I know absolutely nothing about Tim Tebow – other than he plays football, is religious, and apparently was in Vegas at the same time the AVN Awards were going on. I don’t know why this is news, since there are no illicit pictures of him and any porn people, but it made Deadspin top stories, so… Now I guess we just wait until Steve Hirsch offers that million dollar deal.
- Wanna up the sexy time fun you have with your partner? Try Mojo Upgrade, an interactive online sex questionnaire. Not only does it offer up a slew of options to pick from, it seems like it would be a great way to bring up all those kinky ideas you’ve been thinking about. Give it a go – I know I will.
- While these pervy vocab words are part and parcel to my usual workday, I thought this dirty glossary might be of use to folks who may not spend their 9-5 looking at smut. (via WSN)
- New findings are saying that some spiders voluntarily castrate themselves and leave their penises inside their female counterparts to increase the likelihood of producing offspring by allowing their bits to continue spewing semen after they leave. They also may be because female have this awesome way of eating their mate when they are finished fucking, so they male has learned to cut his losses and run.
- And lastly, it looks like awesome director Erika Lust has redone her website, and offered up a super cute video of her having a photo shoot. And letting us know that she had a bebe last year – Congrats Erika!!
Surprise! In honor of the upcoming 2012 AVN Awards, this week’s Top Five Tuesday is packed full of the noms that I love. Yes, there are more of you that I want to take home and keep for myself, but I am limited to 5 so work with me. I ‘m not going to yammer on here. Just check out my picks and feel free to let me know who you love!
Belladonna: Sexual Explorer – As soon as I layed my eyes on this title, it was my pick for Best All-Girl Group Scene. I reviewed it not too long ago and it quickly made it’s way to my must-watch-again (and again and again) list. There is definitely chemistry between these ladies and you can tell they are enjoying themselves and each other the way they would if the cameras weren’t rolling. Besides, it’s a Belladonna porno. You can’t go wrong.
Bobbi Starr – I am LOVING all of the movies coming from Bobbi Starr Productions. I have always admired this lady for her porno performing skills, but there is no doubt the she deserves to be in the running for Best Director – Non Feature. She is pervy and smart. It is a match made in my porno heaven. All of her work is stellar, but she happens to be nominated for Shut Up and Fuck. Watch it!
Andy San Dimas – Look, she’s just hot. Plus she is down for getting it on all the time. I never second guess whether or not she likes her job. She is a professional, but definitely puts her whole self into her pornos. I have mad respect for her and I totally have a crush on her. Andy is nominated for Best Actress.
Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex 3: Adrianna’s Dangerous Mind – If there is one movie on the list that I not only love watching, but also hold near and dear to my heart, it would be this one. J.D. and I reviewed this porno scene by scene. I feel like I spent quality time with it, got to know it, had it over for coffee, etc. Rough Sex 3 is over the top fantastic. Watching rough sex scenes spun from the mind of the beautiful and talented Adrianna Nicole is empowering and a total turn on. Nominated for Best Group Scene, this is one movie that will always and forever remain on my “best of” list. P.S.Tristan Taorminois the bomb. Just sayin’.
It’s AVN Award time again! We are dedicating this week’s movie reviews to the nominees and showing them the love they deserve for getting noted as the cream of the crop of the adult industry. Sure, we have a few pornos, performers, studios and directors that we’d like to add, but there are definitely some awesome names on the list. Without further ado, I’ll get the party started with P.O.V. Punx 5.
Burning Angel movies show up regularly on the HotMoviesForHer blog and good reason. They are awesome. They are filled with tattooed hotties that are down to fuck. Super stud muffins like James Deen and Brian Street Team (and beyond) supply the cock and know how to satisfy the ladies without question. Joanna Angel has created a studio that has yet to fail my smut lovin’ soul. Some are indeed better than others, but they all give me girl boners.
P.O.V. Punx 5 (nominated for Best POV Release) was damn hot. I admit, I like getting to see the male’s facial expressions and porno-moves, but this flick was too hot to complain even once. James Deen was behind the camera so it was fun (and different) to only get to see the cock of man I am familiar with and love to watch bang. I was supper excited right off the bat because the very first scene stars Ana Diego who is from Philadelphia. I was definitely proud to have her represent! She has a glorious ass that Joanna herself admires so be sure to check it out. She seemed a little nervous at first, but she let the freak out once it was time for business. She takes James’s wang from behind, but really shines when she rides him. She was no stranger to the blow job and definitely made magic happen there. Yay Philly!
Who likes guns and who likes tattoos? Me! Yes, I admit it. I like making things go pow. Not to worry, I only use guns under the safest conditions. There aren’t any firearms used in this movie, but Indigo Augstine sports two (what looks liks) Dessert Eagle tattoos on her chest. Bad ass. Dead sexy. That is all.
What really sealed the deal on making this a super awesome P.O.V. porn was scene 5. Kylee Kross delivers “amateur” Moretta as the day’s desert. Wow. This scene was ridiculous. Moretta’s bright red hair gets a thumbs up, but her effing skills were off the charts. Even still, what really put a tent in my pants was the shot of M riding James Deen and Kylee rubbing one out right behind her. I liked that there was a female in charge and turned on by the situation. It isn’t totally out of the ordinary, but it isn’t the norm for this genre. I like watching girlies get off on dirt baggery. Rock and fucking roll.
Long story short, P.O.V. Punx 5 gets my vote for Best POV Release.
The 2012 AVN Award Nominations have been released! It’s always fun to see who is up for which award. Being that we watch A LOT of porn around these parts, we like to think we know a thing or two about what’s good. There are so many nominees that we just can’t list them all on here, but we are listing some of our favorites! Of course there are more nominated movies, directors and stars that we love and adore, but in honor of saving us all some time, we condensed it to a handful of our faves. We don’t want anyone to feel left out because you’re all winners in our book!
Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. At the end of this week, it will officially be autumn 2011! These seasons are flying by, but luckily each and every week we get a chance to stop and celebrate the small things like Humpday, that middle-of-the-week bump that we get to ride into the weekend. How do we celebrate, you ask? With Link Love, of course! We scour the internet from top to bottom, looking for the sexiest news, which we then bring right to you here at HM4Her. Now let’s get to it!
- Something there should totally be more of in life – porno blooper reels. Yes please!
- Whether or not you agree that Maggie Gyllenhaal should be lending out her vibrators like a library, the real thing to focus on here is that Maggie Gyllenhaal talks about using vibrators, which means we get to picture her using those vibrators. Grinnnn. Read the rest of this entry »
I’m not going to lie – I had no idea who Tori Black was until early this year, when she started sweeping awards left and right, including three Female Performer of the Year wins (AVN, XBIZ, XRCO). And once Ms. Black made it onto my radar, she was everywhere I looked – from parodies to apocalyptic erotic adventures! At this point I was actually surprised that I had never Top Five Tuesday-ed this highly revered leading lady. Time to make that happen!
Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy: This aptly named smutty romp did not need to win five 2010 AVN awards to prove it’s awesomeness, but it did, which means you should totally watch.
The 8th Day: This is that apocalyptic erotic adventure I was referring to above. Holy crap is it good. If you are looking for a sci-fi action porno, you’ve found the Holy Grail. And it’s garnered more awards than Iwould ever be able to fit into this little box (18 AVN awards)!
PopPorn: The Guide To Making Fuck: Philly’s own PopPorn brings us the freaking hilarious guide to getting busy. Also a major 2010 award winner. Yep, apparently Tori played a part in so many of the AVN winnings this year around.
Batman XXX – A Porn Parody: Of all the parodies Tori has done, this is by far my favorite. She plays Catwoman – need I say more. HOT!
Pornstar Superheroes: Really the name says it all. Pure awesomeness and ladies kicking ass from Elegant Angel. Yep, it’s been a banner year for Tori Black.
And the votes are in! The 2010 AVN Award nominees have been announced, and this year the picks are better than ever. Basically the Oscars of porn, the AVN Awards honor the best and brightest of porno movie royalty. So, yeah, they are a big freaking deal. This year we are extra excited because so many of our favorite performers are on the list! We are super happy for them and know they all completely deserve the nominations. Check out the full nomination list.
While many of the folks nominated have had the pleasure of making the list in previous years, I want to make sure to give a special shout out to some HM4Her crushes that are celebrating their first AVN Award nominations this year. Especially the San Francisco queers that are breaking through the mainstream barriers of porn and bringing their insanely sexy gender/sexuality bending action to the masses. This year is the first that AVN is recognizing the work they do as being on par with some of the most well known names in mainstream porn.
So, who am I talking about? Jiz Lee, Dylan Ryan and Pink and White Productions (dir. Shine Louise Houston)! I remember that last year we were excited when queer performer Syd Blakovich walked the AVN red carpet as Madison Young’s date, and now look at us – cheering on these awesome queers for their own nominations! And surprisingly, it’s not for a queer category either. Jiz is up for Best New Web Starlet, Dylan for Best Solo Sex Scene, and Pink and White for their Best Video Feature, “Champion,” which was shot with a mostly queer/trans/gender non-conforming/people of color cast and crew and with a way smaller budget than any other movie in the nomination category. Hot, right? So, congrats to these rad pervs! Who cares who wins… the nod is freaking awesome.
Some of our other favorite porno gods/goddesses that made the list this year are:
Seriously, there are so many awesome movies and performers nominated, I could spend the whole day making a list. Why don’t you just check out the whole list here.
Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. This last week of Septeber has been crazy with sexin’/porn related news and we’ve been feverishly collecting it for you guys since last Humpday. So less talk, more linkage!
- Cracked mag gives us six horrifying ways to improve your sex life, including poison toad juice and spanish fly, which is actually not a fly, it’s a beetle… a beetle that causes blisters. Hot, right? I think I’ll just stick to sex toys and role playing, thanks.
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