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Alt Porn
Ever since watching the Audacia Ray’s interview with Marisa DiMattia of Needled, a site for everything tattooed, on the third installment of Live Girl Review, I’ve been thinking about tattoos and sex and how they overlap and influence each other.
Lucky for me, when I arrived into the office this morning, I had not one, but two(!) links waiting for me in my messages. Both were for Marisa DiMattia’s new column on Suicide Girls called Marisa DiMattia’s Erotic Ink, which is all about, what else, sex and tattoos. In her column, Marissa not only talks about sex and its links to both tattoos and the act of tattooing, but shares results of a survey she did with 561 tattooed people about their experiences with tattoos and sexin’.
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 This is quite the little two-in-one. Not only is the movie an alt fuck fest, it’s a Burning Angel tattoo exposé as well. All those times you’ve watched B.A. movies and squinted to get a better look at Joanna’s arm ink while she rubbed her own clit have come full circle! Before each of these tatted beauties gets fucked up and down the screen, they show off their ink for the camera. Then, as their dudes get close to exploding, they each yell out “Cum on my tattoo!” This is kind of kitschy the first two scenes, but by the end you’re like “ok, we get it. You’re coming on tattoos. No need to shout it from the rooftops.” Well, maybe that’s just me. Back to the sex! I was hella impressed with Pinky Lee’s vertical split in scene 3! Not only did it look super cool, it left her nice and exposed for Tommy Pistol to go to town on her pussy with his tongue. And watching Joanna Angel and Kylee Kross’ pile atop each other to get to Ron Rotten’s cock was the perfect way to end this mildly over-the-top, but definitely hot alternative adventure.
-J.D. Bauchery
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This movie was so alt (alternative), I didn’t even get it until half way through. A mix of fucking, sucking, avant garde soft focus shots and music video cuts, this brand spankin’ new release from Vivid offers up an action-packed XXX chock full of hardcore hotness. As a nod to the original Debbie Does Dallas, I expected Debbie to be getting busy with everyone. But no, Debbie really does love Dallas, which in this flick is a band, with frontrunner Punky as Debbie’s main dish, and her hole belongs only to him - except for when she fucks Debbie. That’s right, a cameo from what’s supposed to be THE Debbie (you know the one). How transcendental.
While I think it’s probably too spastic (read: dizzying) for some, I got pretty into the hyperdrive feel of this flick. But in all honesty, the gagging sounds from the deep throating in just about every scene were getting to me. But the scenes keep you watching and the stars are super hot, so I’d definitely watch this again… just on mute.
-J.D. Bauchery
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Is it wrong for a 30 year old yuppie to still lust after punk girls? I hope not, especially after seeing director Vonn Fink’s latest fuck flick, “Sister Midnite.” This alt-porn passage through the sordid world of sleazy motel hook-ups is a little more raunchy than I typically review, but I like my punk girls like I like my martini’s – dirty. I also appreciate that Vonn Fink takes the time to do the girl on girl scenes right. These aren’t just thrown in, like you’ll see in a lot of hetero films. The two lesbo scenes (especially the third scene) are really hot, featuring inked girls going at it. The hetero scenes have the same gritty feel and are pretty good, but I prefer my fucking sans man. If you’re sick of watching the stacked blonde chicks that are so prevalent in porn, you shouldn’t miss this one!
The Porn Librarian
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Studio: VCA Category: Kinky
There’s nothing but fucking and dicking around with this movie. Hot girls with crops wearing fishnets and chiseled guys in jeans with 6 packs get in on in the dark depths of the dungeon. With a healthy dose of sucking and fucking, these girls are not bleach blonde or full of silicone, and they are quite kinky. I wasn’t a huge fan of the first scene, solely because I don’t like the whole “do it for daddy” mentality, but I really enjoy the second scene. Two girls (one with a British accent), one guy, and a whole lot of naughty fun, from a little spanking to cock sucking, and everything in between. It doesn’t hurt that the two ladies make out with each other. The subsequent scenes are also really hot, with sexy outfits (including my favorite - black and white striped leggings!), a totally tattooed guy and a bunch more threesomes. If you’re looking for non-stop, alt-porn action, you should give this one a go!
-Essin’ Em
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 This film has hands down one of, if not THE, hottest pussy-eating scene I have ever seen. It’s between Katrina Kraven and Rob Rotten and damn! It’s 100% real, no fake licking or fake moaning, and you can see her muscles strain as she hits the brink of her climax and pulls his head into her crotch. I also really like the steamy make-out scene (and resulting sex of course) with Joanna Angel and James Deen - you can just see the chemistry and feel the heat between them (in case you didn’t know, they’re a couple in real life). This is a sex sex sex movie; no plot, and almost not talking, unless you count ‘fuck my pussy harder’ as conversation, so if you’re looking for a feature, this is definitely not the movie for you. However, if you’re into alt-porn, hot chicks with tattoos and personality, or just watching a good suck and fuck, then this is exactly what you need. Kurt Lockwood is the other two guy in this film, and he and James each bang two girls a piece to provide some awesome eye candy as well. Check out “Kill Girl Kill 3″ when you get a chance!
-Essin’ Em
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GREAT sex scenes… however, the charm of the pseudo reality show character interviews definately wore off about 20 minutes in. I’m all for reality porn. Real girls, real fucking, real orgasms. I’m not so much into the reality-tv style of production, and if I wanted to see shots of the mojave desert, I’d be watching the discovery channel, thank you much.
That said, any movie with Riley Mason or Charlotte Stokley in it is one that needs to be watched, and this one has both. Riley as Lauren, who Rachel, the angsty virginal closet lesbian (Justine Joli) masturbates to while in another room Lauren is fucking Rachel’s boyfriend Tommy. But that’s ok because when Rachel catches them in bed together later, she and Lauren have an amazingly hot lesbian scene, while Tommy shoots up and overdoses in the garage. Actually, if you’ve ever wished you could watch the cast of the real world fuck, this is the porno for you.
Stokely and Cassie Courtland in a foursome with two punkrock boys. Poolside sex with Veronica Jett. Leah Luv (BRACES!!) on the couch with a santa hat. Nowhere Angels is 25% filler and 75% amazing sex scenes, but definately worth watching.
-Stoya
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