Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. We are back at Wednesday, when we celebrate the shift into the end of the week with a little Link Love to get our mood adjusted for humpage! Let’s get to it!
- Just when you think vajazzling couldn’t get any tackier… they come up with a road map. Oy vey.
- Dirty movie makers Adam & Eve donated $50,000 to help fund the Joycelyn Elders Chair in Sexual Health Education at the University of Minnesota Medical School – a position to create lifelong sex education curricula (the first of it’s kind). Not only could I be more thrilled that this position is on the table, but I am so excited that the adult entertainment industry is helping support it’s creation! (via Tiny Nibbles)
- On the topic of donation, lesbian porn studio Girlfriends Films is making a $1,000 donation to Girls, Inc. of Alameda County, CA on behalf of star Jiz Lee. The non-profit’s mission of empowering girls to be strong, smart and bold is close to Lee’s heart. This donation is part of Girlfriends’ monthly program that chooses a star and gives $1000 to the charity of their choice. Oh philanthropic porno companies, you are so awesome!
- Jiz Lee is also working on a project near and dear to my own heart – Valencia: The Movie, based off of Michelle Tea’s novel about a young dyke moving to queer San Francisco. It struck a cord in my own baby-dyke heart when I first read it at the tender age of 18 and has been one of my favorite books ever since. And they are making it a movie – and not just a movie, a movie with 21 different directors – the first being Courtney Trouble! SO EXCITED!
This week my co-blogger Ginger Leigh is out on vacation. Not only do I miss her (she sits within arm’s reach of my desk and puts up with my chatter), I am more than a little envious of her out of the office chill out time. Yes, I’ve been out of the office as well recently, but nothing about that was relaxing – all work work work. Hell, I don’t even need to go anywhere! I am totally fine with holing up in the house and having myself a much needed staycation! While that’s not on the horizon, I still wanted to get my dreams going, so I’ve decided to grace y’all with my top five smutty picks for when I will lock the doors, turn off the phone and spend a few days staycationing and enjoying popsicles and porno!
Twisted Getaway: I seriously cannot BELIEVE that I haven’t watched this queer orgy extravaganza yet! A 2011 Feminist Porn Awards Honorable Mention, this delicious fuckfest features a whole host of hotties that I’ve never seen naked before, including the film’s director Sophia St. James. Are you surprised this topped the list??
Official Revenge Of The Nerds Parody: Oh parodies, sometimes I love you, sometimes I loathe you. This staycation, I’ve decided you are cool, especially when you are created by Philly guys Brian Bangs and Spock Buckton, who make hilarious movies. Plus, how the hell could I pass up a Revenge Of The Nerds spoof?!? I am only human, after all.
Eden: Sure, I might get a little jealous of those beautiful beaches and sparkling ocean (though not the getting fucked on them – I am anti sand sex), but at least I know that I won’t get eaten by a dinosaur while laying in my bed! You heard me, there is a DINO at the every end of the movie!! Sorry for the spoiler, but you had to know to make sure you watch it!
Lesbian Love Vol. 1: Don’t think for one second that I’ve forgotten about my hardcore crush on Michelle Aston. She is the insanely hot smart cookie that rules my porno dreams and it just so happens that this is my favorite scene featuring her. Of course I am bringing it into the bed with me!
Artcore: Sometimes when you staycation, you want to keep your friends close, so why not just bring them along in super hot porno form?!? I love me some April Flores, Courtney Trouble and Drew Deveaux, both on screen and in the real world (sorry, I don’t know Kelly, Damali or Hoodman personally, though I do enjoy their screentime), and I think it’s super exciting that they are all fucking in one extra hot flick! Woohoo!
Here’s to wishing and hoping I get my relaxing day off to hide away and get my porno on!
I decided it was time to check out Teagan Presley’s directorial debut the other day and have to say I’m pretty impressed. Femme Core definitely feels like an Adam & Eve movie but is a bit edgier!
It’s always nice to see all girl movies that explore kink a little bit. I mean, this isn’t a fetish movie at all, but it’s a nice change of pace in a XXX world where lesbian movies put this girl to sleep.
I really want to talk about scene three because it was just the right amount of filthy for me and I love me some Andy San Dimas. She, Presley and Celeste Star burn up the screen in a thirty minute threesome packed full of dirty talk & porno goodness.
There is so much hotness going on in this one (all of it highlighted by good camera work and a well lit room) that I’m not even sure where to start. As soon as Teagan had a handfull of each woman’s hair I was hooked. I loved watching San Dimas & Star devour her but things really heat up when Andy becomes the center of attention.
Teagan instructs Star on how to please San Dimas and from the way her body reacts there’s no doubt she’s a gifted instructor. Star fucks her pussy expertly as San Dimas struggles to retain some form of composure.
The girls turn their attention back to Presley (and her gorgeous heels) and things only get better. She’s a dirty bird and isn’t afraid to tell them exactly what she wants. I’m not usually a fan of the pile driver, but there was just something about watching Star rim her ass that made it seem a little less awkward.
In the end, Presley fucks both women at once with the help of a couple of toys and we even get to see a little bit of after care. Damn does Presley know how to take care of her pets!
Overall, everything about this scene is pretty awesome from the ladies lingerie, to the setting, to the pussy pounding action. Highly recommended for those of you who want to see some of the industries biggest stars really enjoying a little girl on girl action
Happy Humpday! Welcome to the midweek stretch. I’m so over talking about how disgustingly snowy it is here, but today really takes the suckage cake with nearly a foot expected to come down. Gross. There is a silver lining though! It’s Wednesday and we get to ignore our wet socks and celebrate the magic that is Humpday!! And to counter the weather even more, I’ve got a few extra links to love on up my sleeve. So sit back, grab a little hot chocolate (or a hot toddy – whatever poison suits you), and let’s get to it!
- Yep, that’s Betty White. Back when she was a model in the ’40s and ’50s, it looks like she did a few nudie shoots as well. Look how adorable she is! Makes me love that Rose Nylund even more.
Kayden And Rocco Make A Porno is a XXX spoof of a popular Kevin Smith movie that spoofed making a porno. Yeah, my head hurts a little too but I’m a fan of Adam & Eve and loved the Hollywood movie, so I figured I’d give it a shot!
Of course, the fact that it is one of the 2011 AVN Award Nominee for Best Comedy didn’t hurt either.
Sadly, things did not start off well when I realized that the “Rocco” of this film is not the amazing Rocco Siffredi. That guy is like the suavest dude ever and I had no clue who Rocco Reed even was. Reed did eventually redeem himself by servicing Codi Carmichael admirably, but I would have absolutely loved to see Mr. Siffredi in action.
The best scene hands down is the last between two working legends, Evan Stone and Tiffany Mynx. Mynx’s career started back in 1992 and between then and now she’s performed in almost 500 scenes and matured into one hell of a MILF! Of course, Stone needs no further explanation since he’s been in almost every movie made in the last decade.
All of the ladies should like how this once kicks off – with Mynx on her back and Stone down on his knees eating her out. We establish right away that they’re super into each other and that Mynx is very flexible. She returns the favor before getting on all fours in a diner booth. What follows is a marathon of pussy and ass fucking that is a good example to all of the younger performers who are looking for career longevity. The passion these two show as they fuck their brains out is totally inspiring and pretty damn hot!
I also loved watching Barrett Blade and Tommy Gunn tag team Kayden Kross. You should all know how I feel about Gunn at this point and Blade is a great Robin to his Batman. Kross didn’t really blow my mind, but if you like to watch guys fuck, you’ll like it too.
To be honest, I didn’t really love Kross in this film, but think it’s worth a watch despite it. Tommy Gunn is great (as always) and the Mynx/Stone scene was amazing. On top of that, the movie is pretty damn funny, which is worth something to me.
I did a serious double take when I realized that we had never actually given this Jamye Waxman how-to guide a proper write up. Sure, we’ve wrote about it a few times here and there, but when it comes to the sexiest sex educators, we make sure that we check out their awesome instructionals and bring the real deal review to the masses.
And this time around we get Jamye Waxman giving us the low-down on getting down in 101 different positions, all shot on location at the Hedonism II resort in Jamaica. Before we even get into the movie, can I just tell you that when it’s only 20 degrees outside where you are, there is nothing nicer than watching folks fuck outside in the sunshine on outdoor beds. It’s all about living vicariously!
To sum up everything I am about to say in one sentence – this movie is really fucking awesome! Not a porno in the traditional sense, this 2011 AVN Award Nominee for Best Educational Release features couples fucking, but none of the climax, close-ups or hardcore moaning that we’ve come to expect with porn.
Instead of all that, we get three real couples demonstrating 101 various positions, all while Waxman gives us a play by play of how to get into the position, why it’s awesome, and how to modify it to help with issues like balance or being in one position for too long. Along with these great tips, we also get the aforementioned beautiful sex backdrops, as well as interviews with each of the demonstrating couples.
I also need to make sure to make the distinction that all of the sex featured in this video is penis-in-vagina intercourse, but just note that any of these positions can be done with a strap-on dick as well.
While some instructional flicks can be a little dry, movies touched by Jamye Waxman are anything but boring. She is smart, funny, and knows just how to keep the action super hot as she explains the details from start to finish. What an instructional porno gem! I give this movie two enthusiastic thumbs up and urge you to check out the other videos we have from Jamye Waxman.
Also, please note that I had to really force myself not to make any 101 Dalmatians/doggie style jokes. Trust me, we are all better off for not hearing them.
I love Elegant Angel, so I’ve seen a ton of their most popular contract star Bree Olson in my time. I’m pretty sure her contract with them expired earlier this year, but I’m sure we’ll see plenty more from her in the future.
Anyways, I was pretty excited when I found the Dark Side of Bree Olson. She has an outrageous sexual appetite and I assumed that when given a vehicle like this, she’d blow the doors off of it. I assumed correctly.
This XXX flick is packed full of filthy fucking and sucking. Olson takes on half of the industry and I’m pretty sure she could have handled a bus load more. Olson doesn’t mess around as she opens the film by taking on three hung studs: Eric Masterson, Seth Gamble And Tommy Gunn. As you should all know, I love Gunn and was pretty psyched to see he and this crew go to work.
She quickly drops to her knees, servicing the trio, in an oral scene that I have to admit has a little more gagging and aggression than I prefer. After a bit, the guys take turns fucking her in numerous positions and she always makes sure the other guys are in on the action and basically has a cock in her hand or mouth throughout.
If you like group action, his is a really good scene. Sometimes, when a girl takes on numerous dudes, it gets a little awkward and there’s just dudes standing around. Olson was almost too much for this group to take on!
This Olson film has a little something for everyone and there honestly isn’t a dud. I loved watching she and Carmen McCarthy play with a bunch of toys – Olson is one of my favorite mainstream stars to watch in girl/girl scenes. If you’re a fan of interracial, you’ll love seeing her drilled by Jon Jon from behind. Finally, while I’m not really into them, but scene two is a blow-bang if that’s your thing.
Olson fans should have seen this by now, but it’s also a great intro for people who aren’t that familiar with her. It is a little hardcore (hence the name) but I like rough films where the girl is obviously in charge!
It’s already September and that means that bikini season is coming to a close once again. Since I’m not quite ready to give up sandals and shorts, I thought I’d seek out a summer-themed flick to keep my head in the right place and that’s how I came across Bree’s Beach Party 3.
I’m a pretty big fan of both Adam & Eve and Ms. Olson, so I went into this one expecting pretty good things and while I quickly learned there was actually a plot to follow from the previous BBP’s, I was able to figure it out and was not disappointed.
So apparently at the end of Volume 2, Olson and Alan Stafford broke up. We all know how summer romances can be and Olson hooks up with Kris Slater, probably just to prove how over Stafford she is. It’s a pretty good scene – either she’s really into Slater or really trying to get back at her old flame. It really doesn’t matter because I loved watching them get it on, even if it was a bit predictable.
Next up we’ve got a little girl on girl action but even though I love the ladies, it didn’t really do it for me. I’m not sure what the director’s vision was, but it was a bit of a boner killer for me…
If you’re a fan of big booty girls, you’ll want to check out Alexis Texas’ scene with Danny Wylde. There’s a lot of great oral before she bounces up and down on his cock like a madwoman. It was the most passionate scene of the movie and the one I’d recommend if you’re just going to watch one.
Besides that, there’s another scene with a girl I don’t recognize and a final scene with Bree and Stafford. I thought it was a little better than her first scene and worth seeing if you’re an Olson fan, if only for the reverse-cowgirl action.
Overall, this wasn’t a movie that blew my mind but it’s pretty good if you’re looking for vanilla hetero porn. Definitely a good one for a XXX virgin or couple who are looking for something to set the mood.
Happy Humpday!! Welcome to the mid-week stretch. It’s that time again, when the week is half over and we need to get our celebration on in preparation for the downswing into the weekend. And that’s just what we do with Link Love! We scour the interwebs looking for the hottest of the hot and bring it back to you guys for mass consumption. What can we say, we love you guys. Anyway, let’s get it on!
- My my, I do love your… sack. And that touch in the middle – what a fitting treat. (via Buzzfeed, Frisky)
- While the whole Montana Fishburne porn venture has a ton of folks up in arms, only one person is cheering in her on, in a totally pro-porn, sex-positive way. And that person is the fabulous Tristan Taormino!
I’m getting ready to hop in the car for a well-deserved (if I do say so myself) road trip. Four weeks, two girls and a tent. I’m pretty excited, so I thought I’d seek out some Western themed porno to help get myself in the mood for the trip and more!
This week’s Top Five Tuesday features five awesome fuck flicks full of cowboys and cowgirls who are all plenty wild!
Buckin’ Broncos: There’s no denying that Csaba Borbely shoots some the hottest guys in Europe and the stars of this film back me up. Big muscles, big cocks and plenty of hardcore action. I’m not really into the whole twin thing, but I will admit that two Mangiatti boys are definitely better than one! You don’t want to miss them poking a couple of cow hands in the final scene.
Rawhide: This is one of the first movies we added to the site, so I’m excited that I can highlight it so many years later. Adam and Eve does feature films as well as anyone and this is a great example! It’s an epic western starring Carmen Luvana, Randy Spears and Evan Stone and you’ll definitely see why they call it the Wild West!
Barely Legal – Back In The Saddle: I don’t bother with many of the Barely Legal movies, but I love what Hustler did with this themed edition of the legendary series. The scene starring Jenny Hendrix and Nick Manning is super fun and sexy! That girl can definitely ride with the best of them.
Sunshine Highway 2: I reviewed this one back in the beginning of 2010 when the weather was cold and I needed a XXX pick me up. Randy Spears, who I love, is in one scene and it’s packed full of hay bale balling and cock riding. Good stuff!
Buckback Mountain: Last, but certainly not least, is my favorite Buck Angel movie! You thought forbidden love between two cowboys was heartbreaking, imagine the pressure when one of those studs is a man with a pussy! Buck stars in every scene, so fans like me will love every second!
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