In just a few short days, the nation will gather on porches everywhere to celebrate Memorial Day and the
cum coming of summer. But until the 31st actually sees its sundown, we still have eight more days to bang out National Masturbation Month.
So whether you’re a go-hard, get-it-the-eff-done stroker, a candles-make-it-perfect sensitive, or a procrastibator (procrastinate by masturbating), MASTER the moment with this mix that I have set up for you. I promise, “I Touch Myself” is not on here. Neither is the sound of crying.