Movie Reviews – Gay

Today feels like a gay porn kind of day, so I decided to give a little love to the gay porn studio I hear so many good things about, Rascal Video.  I’ve watched a few Rascal Video flicks in the past, but it has been a while, so I’m happy to sit back and take in all the super hot man-on-man action they have to offer.  Plus it’s a Chi Chi LaRue movie, so I am extra excited to take a look.  I mean, who doesn’t love porn directed by a drag performer?  I am in awe of her many talents.  Alright, onward to the movie.

Detention is about, you guessed it, detention.  When you are up to no good in the schoolhouse, the teachers have no choice but to send you straight to detention.  But little do they know that this detention hall is anything but punishment.  Full to the hilt with hot, horny guys just aching to get stuffed, detention is what dreams are made of and where bad boys long to go.  And with more than two hours of sweaty schoolhouse action, there seems to be quite the selection of naughty lads – all ready to fuck in pairs, triads and piles.  Yum.

While I liked all five of the scenes, I really enjoyed scene three, with Chad Hunt and Tag Adams.  It features a custodian finding a bunch of porno mags in a student’s locker, and when the student returns to close his locker, instead of turning him in, the custodian asks if he wants to see more.  He brings the student down to the basement of the school and pulls out a stack of porn mags.  Of course they both get turned on and begin to fuck – all over pages of straight porn mags that are lying on the floor.  It’s pretty freaking awesome.

I also really liked scene 5 with Johnny Hazzard as a detention tough guy, who tries to get a blowjob from some straight-laced student when Matt Summers comes to his rescue and tells Johnny to get a bj from a professional – and points to himself.  It’s pretty awesome.  I do love me some Johnny Hazzard.  The whole scene turns into a giant orgy of sexy action, and really I couldn’t be happier about it.  Looks like a need a little detention of my own.

Watch “Detention” Now!

No Comments »

I love stocking stuffers.  Candy, socks, candles, hand cream, chocolate oranges, Starbucks gift cards, mini flashlights, etc.  Unfortunately, this movie isn’t about actual stocking stuffers. Fortunately, I’m pretty sure that “stockings” is code for “buttholes” and “stuffers” is code for “penises”.  Perhaps I’m taking the title a tad on the literal side, but per usual, I do what I want.

I loved the opening of this movie.  The first glimpse is of a lovely toned dude jerking off with a Fleshlight Ice.  In case you didn’t know this about me, I’m a total fan of watching people masturbate.  It isn’t terribly common to get to see dudes using masturbators in porn, so I get super excited when it happens.  I was really enjoying this one because this particular Fleshlight is clear so you can see his penis through the masturbator while he wanks.  Neat!  Anywho, this only goes on for so long until he is joined by an equally muscular stud muffin that slides right in and takes the place of the handy dandy jerk off tube.  They get their merry butt fucking Christmas on.  It is hot, but I have one question: why does the banger give the bang-e the middle finger?

The movie goes on and each scene gets hotter and naughtier with more toned clean cut boys that love to get dirty.  I totally love that each scene includes some sort of Christmas something-or-other in sme capacity.  A lot of movies throw in the word “Christmas” just to get you excited about watching a festive porno, only to leave you disappointed and like your stocking was filled with lumps of coal.  I hate box covers that lie!  That isn’t the case here!  This is one big man on man Yule log filled smut party.  If you’re looking for a porno that will both get you off and get you in the mood for egg nog, this is it!

Watch Stocking Stuffers 1 – Jingle Balls now!

Comments Off

It’s really the simple things in life that I truly love.  Simple things like watching hot dudes jerk off.  It’s easy.  It’s fun.  It’s hot.  It makes me happy.  And what the hell, it’s almost Thanksgiving, I’m thankful for it.

I’m definitely feeling the guys in the Cockyboys movies.  They have an everyday hotness/edge that keeps me watching.  Don’t expect any cartwheels or fireworks, as Horns & Halos is filled with straight up jacking off.  For me, watching hot dudes make themselves feel good is just as awesome as pyrotechnics and acrobatics.

Dayton O’Connor in scene 3 does it up right with his cock poking through his ripped jeans.  He is super into it and holy hotness do I like watching him fuck his clasped hands!  He gets points for creativity and intense pelvic thrusting.  He totally loses himself and that is certainly something I enjoy in solo masturbation movies.

Scene 6 is another re-watchable one for me.  For starters, Hugo Milano had a few more tattoos than the other fellas.  I always like a man with ink.  I also like his willingness to take risks and jerk off in such death defying poses as balancing betwixt a ladder and what I’m going to call a shelf.  Nice job!  He is another one that gets into to what he is doing and forgets the camera is there, even with the whole ladder situation.  The voyeur in me likes to see what people look like when they get themselves off on any random day.  Yep, I’m a big perv.

Clearly, I’m a fan of this flick.  Is it ground breaking?  No.  Does it satisfy that Solo Male J/O tooth?  It damn sure does.

Watch Horns & Halos now!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Love,

Ginger

Comments Off

I totally have a soft spot for muscular boy on boy action.  Watching hot sweaty dudes who are all nice and sliced up give each other the business just lights up my day.

We start Worked Out & Worked Over with 2 sexy dudes hanging out in the sauna.  Hot, sweaty and roasted to the right temperature, the blow jobs begin!  After Damian Rios gets in on some cock sucking action, flips over on all fours and gets ass worked over with his partner’s tongue.  This gives us the perfect opportunity to check out his wing tattoos on his back.  They get to the banging and we get to hear lots of yummy moaning and groaning.  They splooge and call it a day.

Next up, our two fellas are actually in the gym when the need to pump more than just iron overtakes them.  These hunk-o-matics are wearing ketchup and mustard colored jock straps.  Not only did I walk away from this movie with a boy on boy boner, but I also had an intense craving for a hot dog.  Good thing all of that workout equipment ALSO inspired me to do some squats.

You can’t very well have a movie with the words “worked out” in the title without a little locker room banging and my do we get it.  It is one of the most stereotypical places to shoot a porno scene, but clearly it gets the job done.  I know I can’t get enough bent-over-the-bench butt sex!

If you have the same affection that I have for hot boys with hot bods getting it on, then you’ll definitely want to watch this movie.  You’ll be quite pleased with all of the blow jobs and anal sex that fill your screen.

Comments Off

Nothing says Halloween like twink vampire sex – and I am ready to celebrate!  It’s Happy Halloween week and what’s better than some badass haunting in the form of hardcore blowjobs and premium ass fucking.  I don’t know about you, but I am so ready for some tricks and treats!

At this point in my horror movie interest, I am convinced that the woods bring nothing but death and destruction, and this flick’s description isn’t helping dispel those fears!  The description gives us a group of guys heading out to a cabin in the woods for a relaxing vacation, which is anything but. It doesn’t take long for the sexing to begin, but as for the horror, I was deeply disappointed.

Listen closely, porn makers – if you want to make horror porn, then make horror porn.  Don’t just make a movie with people fucking and slap a scary description and a few post production spooky touches and expect me to not know the difference.  Maybe it’s because I’ve been watching porn for so long and have high expectations, but it’s such a turn off to not get the awesomeness that a description promises me.  I start going off to my co-workers about false advertising and it’s no good.

Alright, enough complaining, let’s get to the stuff I did like.  While weird blue lighting doesn’t equal scary vampire porno in my mind, but it does do something to give it an off-kilter vibe, especially during the sexes.  There was a ton of dick/ass/mouth action going on that I very much appreciated and lots of different combinations of people, including a “vampire.”  Another thing I really appreciated was the fucked up, scary cover.  The dude with the blood-covered mouth is in there at the very last minute, which is the only thing that saves this as a Halloween pick.

Hot sex, yes – scary horror porn, no.  I guess sometimes we can’t have it all.

Comments Off

What kind of world would this be if an innocent pinball game didn’t end in raucous sex?  I mean really, I know I wouldn’t want to live there.  Thank goodness this gay quickie from NickCapra.com is most definitely on the same page.   And that the action begins with a pinball game as the sex furniture.

Aside from the pinball, which I could clearly talk about all day long, this flick features the hot bodies of Nick Capra and Nick Piston.  Both dudes are totally cut and sexy, without looking like major gym bunnies.

It only takes them a few minutes to shed their shirts and get into some extended nipple licking that quickly turns into blowjob territory.  Yum.  Capra is super hungry for cock and wastes no time getting Piston’s, well, piston deep in his throat.  We even get a little finger-ass action before Capra drops his own pants and gets a hummer.

It’s so obvious that these guys are really into each other and all the delicious fucking they are doing.  There isn’t a ton of affection or kissing, but they are definitely enjoying all of the ass fuck action and, of course, their return to fucking on the pinball game.  You can only screw on a leather couch for so long before the arcade calls you back…

Watch “Nick’s Fuck Buds 1″ Now!

Comments Off

What’s not to love about hot dudes getting busy in the shower?  I can’t think of anything, especially when toned bods and meaty cocks are involved.

In scene 1 of Sex In The Shower, we see three young studs getting it on in and around the shower.  While the man on man anal sexing is quite the treat for the eyes, I have to say I’m partial to the closing jerk off section.  These guys look super hot and there is just something so satisfying about watching people get themselves off, especially when they share the moment with friends.  All three boys blow their loads, two of which manage to get their man goo on the shower glass.  By the way, there are a couple of seriously thick dicks in this scene.

In the fourth and final scene, we get to watch 4 boys cram into the shower.  They don’t seem to mind the tight quarters!  Each washes up, but of course the real fun begins when they kiss and jerk each other off.  I love the camera angle from below so we get to view their cocks, but also get to watch their make out session.  The foursome splits into 2 couples, but we still get to see the all of the action.  More anal love ensues and we get to watch more jizz-on-the-glass fun.

Sex In The Shower was perfect for satisfying my need for hot dude on dude fucking.  While we did get to see sexy dudes shower as well as fucking IN the shower, there wasn’t any actual fucking while the shower was actually on.  But, I get it.  Someone is always left standing in the cold.

Watch Sex In The Shower now!

Love,

Ginger

Comments Off

With the Lady Gaga-holler of a title, Ride My Disco Stick, how could I NOT review this porno?  In need of filling my gay porn tank, this CockyBoys flick definitely got the job done and then some.

The dudes in this dirty movie are super cute and in shape.  They aren’t all pumped up and stiff, they aren’t twinks and they don’t look like characters out of Zoolander.  They are just straight up hot guys that are really into fucking on camera.

The first scene is definitely the standout part of this movie.  It is everything I want from gay porn: attractive men enjoying protected butt sex.  Simple.  These boys have no problem vocalizing how good the other feels or how hot they are.  Cover boy, Mason Star has a sizeable cock that I don’t mind feasting my eyes on one bit!  Whether he is quickly pumping his fuck buddy or slowly driving his cock home, his muscular bubble butt looks great.  He knows how to work his body and the camera.  Mason makes it obvious to us that fucking his fun!  I also liked that he kept rubbing on his guy’s abs.  Knowing what turns a performer on (beyond a tight hole) is awesome.

The rest of Ride My Disco Stick will keep you satisfied.  Although, I will say that scene 2 lacked the enthusiasm I was looking for.  Scene 6 ends the movie on an up note with a super hot poolside wang-fest.  Count me in!

If you’re looking for a solid man on man flick, you should definitely check out this one.  You won’t be sad you did!

Comments Off

Remember when we used to post photos of ridiculously hot men for the Men Of Monday segment of the blog?  It has been a while since we posted gratuitous photos of sexy men so I thought I would take the opportunity to review a movie featuring all male eye candy.  Cutie Naor Tal is the man of the hour in this particular porno, but he shares the screen with some super sexy co-stars in his very own compilation from Lucas Entertainment.

In scene 1 in The Naor Tal Collection, Naor and Matan Shalav go at it on the beach.  It’s no surprise from this studio, but I have to say that these boys are easy on the eyes.  Naor is a total baby faced cutie, but I’m not sure I could dream up a more perfect looking man than Matan.  Don’t get me wrong, I like imperfections and tend to go for the scruffy and/or geeky type, but there is no denying this man was kissed by the gods of hotness.  He has a perfectly toned body and just the right amount stubble on his face.  His pouty plump lips are nice and chewable.  Is that creepy?  These bubble butted boys are quite the picture perfect pair as Matan fucks the hell out of Naor.  I love watching Mr. Shalav grip and squeeze Naor’s ass as he fucks him.  So strong, so controlled, so… I need another word for hot.

We get to watch Naor get fucked by Michael Lucas himself in scene 3.  You can see the eagerness in his eyes and how excited he is to enjoy this porno king’s cock.  Naor looks up with sparkles in his eyes as he devours Michael and gives him a top notch blow j.  Mr. Lucas remains stoic with his always puckered lips and super serious façade, but the sex is anything but boring.  He properly pounds Naor’s rump and the two get nice and sweaty.  After a little shared masturbation and ball sucking, Michael comes on Naor’s face.  The scene ends with a few passionless kisses.  Yes, I said passion-LESS.  It’s too bad, because the sex itself was quality and Naor seemed to so into in the beginning, but in the end I wasn’t convinced that they wanted to lock lips.

You should definitely check out scenes 2, 4 and 5.  In scene two the boys have at some roof top fun.  Scene 4 stars muscle bound Jonathan Agassi in a posh hotel room scene.  If you’re into big beefy studs, it’s the scene for you.  In scene 5, Naor gets dirty with Baptiste Bremont.  His is most certainly has the least of the chiseled bodies of all the boys, but he definitely has the biggest cock.  What he lacks in muscles, he makes up for in length.

As I’ve come to expect from Lucas Entertainment, this is a great porno starring all hot dudes all the time.  I enjoyed watching Naor Tal in all of the scenes.  He is adorable and to be frank, he knows how to handle dick.  If that sounds good to you, then this movie is for you.

Comments Off

It’s official – I do not watch nearly enough gay porn.  I spend so much time thinking about women in porn that I sometimes overlook that some women who watch porn are into viewing two (or more) dudes fucking each other.  But today I am looking my misstep right in the eyes and reviewing a movie from one of my favorite gay porn directors, Chi Chi LaRue.  And of course I couldn’t just pick a run-of-the-mill dirty flick; no, I had to go for the first ever full-blown gay porn musical!!  Ah-mazing!

Before I even begin, I know this is an oldie, dating back to 1992 (can you believe that is nearly 20 years?!?), but seriously, how could I resist a musical – especially one by Chi Chi LaRue!   So, I’m sorry about the kind of crappy video quality and ‘90s chic, but I’m sure you’ll forgive me once you take a peek for yourself.

Within the first minute we are already privy to the musical stylings of Eddie Jackson (Randy Mixer), crooning about his “just one man” as an up-and-coming artist.  It’s actually a pretty catchy song.  Lots of synthesizer and cheese ball lyrics.  In fact, all the songs are like this – which I’m totally into.  My major gripe about the music is that there isn’t enough of it!  And no one just breaks into song out of nowhere, which I love.  It’s all singing on stages. Bo-ring!  Maybe I’m a purist, but if you aren’t willing to bust out in song at any random moment, I don’t really consider you a musical.  Those Sharks and Jets didn’t need a stage, now did they?

Since this is a musical (well, by porn standards), this is also a love story.  Basic premise: Eddie leaves Ken, his boyfriend (his first boyfriend) to experience the gay sex world and falls for this total douche bag who fucks around on him.  Then he gets his big break musically and realizes he really wants to be with Ken.  Sorry for the spoiler, but it’s the same old happily-ever-after romance, so let’s get to the fucking!

I really like how the sex fits into the storyline in this obviously plot heavy flick.  They don’t just fuck to get it on without being at least a little bit part of the story.  There is some dirty alley sex and a super hot handjob right in the middle of a crowded club, but most of the screwin’ happens in beds, including my favorite scene (the last one),  Not only is it full of super hot blow jobs and but sexin’, we even get a pillow fight at the end!  Clearly I am a romantic above all.

Watch “Songs In The Key Of Sex” Now!

3 Comments »