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What a year! 2007 is almost over and we here at HotMoviesForHer.com are ready to send it off with a bang. HM4H has been through lots of changes in the last twelve months - like adding a ton of rockin’ movies over the last year, and updating to scene-by-scene descriptions to make it even easier to find exactly what greases your engine. Varooom! Oooh, and let’s not forget about our fabulous new guest columnist Audacia Ray! We know we can’t wait to see what this awesome blogger/sex writer extraordinaire has to say in the upcoming year.
Unfortunately we’ve had to say goodbye to Essin Em, I.M. Butch, and Dutchie VanDyke, who have moved on to explore all sort of other fun things. We definitely miss them and wish them all the best, but we’ve also welcomed the newest members of our team, J.D. Bauchery and The Porn Librarian! Though she’s been with us for a while behind the scenes, The Porn Librarian has been writing up a storm in the last few months, reviewing everything in site. And joining us with only a few months of 2007 left, J.D. has taken up post as resident sex tipper, reviewer and all around HMFH writing fool.
To finish up the year right, we’ve rounded up everything we love and dished out the best of our picks for you guys (Essin’ Em even came back to share her top picks too)! Not only do you get each of our Top 5 movies, you get our Top 5 toys/books/life picks as well. Luck you! So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride into 2008! Happy New Year!
 J.D. Bauchery |
Top 5 Movies:
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Full Load: Insanely hot butches banging each other. For me that’s enough said, but really I could go on for hours about drooling over their strap on action, playfulness and perfectly placed mirrored closet doors (for enjoying all angles)… and I’m only talking about one scene - there are four others! Nice.
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Chemistry 3: My guilty pleasure love of reality television drew me to this one like flies to honey. And I was far from disappointed with this Tristan Taormino-directed porn star reality sex romp. While of course I liked watching all the hot fucking, it was the surprisingly in-depth conversations about how the starts negotiate working and having sex with people on and off camera that was the real turn on. What do you expect from a nerdy academic pervert?
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Girls Go Hardcore: Oh AbbyWinters, you got this one so right. For me there is nothing like watching real girl-lovin-girls get down and really get off. That goes double for hot dreadlocked, pierced up chicks. Thumbs up for down under!
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Squirting 101, Vol. 1: While I can’t tell you if everyone who squirts in this movie is legit, I can say that I believe it enough to Top 5 this pseudo-instructional, infomercial-esque squirtfest. And I love me some Cytherea - when she lets loose, you know she’s for real. And even though this was not released or added in 2007, I first watched it this year, so I decided that was reason enough not to have it miss the cut.
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Top 5 Books/Toys/Life:
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Bandito: I wasn’t so sure when I first laid eyes on this lavender, swirly patterned dildo, but after it did what no other g-spot toy could do for me - actually hit my g-spot - I was totally sold. Thanks Fun Factory!
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Working at HotMoviesForHer.com: One of the major highlights of my year was being hired here at HMFH and getting to pass along all kinds of hot and healthy sex advice and reviews to you guys! Not to mention being surrounded by the best porn for women out there! Oh, and I’m not complaining about having health insurance either. |
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Discretion Bullet: I don’t wear makeup all that often, so this mini bullet vibe disguised as a compact wasn’t as discreet for me as, say, a vibrating cell phone. Luckily I could care less about hiding my toys, so I was good to go on purely enjoying the super strong vibrations and minimal noise. And enjoy I did!
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Blogging: The HMFH blog is my very first consistent blogging experience. Sure I’ve dabbled in LiveJournal in my personal life, but always gave up after about two posts. But for you guys, I hunker down, troll the web to find the most interesting stuff and update that blog at least once a day, if not more. Can you say shameless plug?
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| Embroidery: As you guys know, I am a Human Sexuality grad student as well as work here at HMFH full-time. Basically, I am surrounded by sex, sexuality, talking about sex, writing about sex and thinking about sex all the time. I eat, breathe and sleep sex. Now, I’m not complaining, trust me, but every once and I while I need to get as far away from sex as I can, hence learning to embroider. I love it! And this is not your grandma’s needlepoint - it’s all hot tattoo flash and sexy pin-up girls for me. Damn, I really can’t get away from sex, can I! |
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Female Chauvinists: Even though this movie was released in 1975, I didn’t know it existed until a few months ago, so I’m counting it as one of my favorite things of this past year. You’ll find yourself laughing out loud and actually paying attention to the plot during this classic spoof of the Women’s Liberation Movement.
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Girls Go Hardcore: This year Abbywinters.com released a lot of great titles, but my favorite was Girls Go Hardcore. This one skips the foreplay and gets right to the action as dread-locked Shane tops two girls in separate scenes. Compared to the other billion pornos that were released this year, it’s definitely not hardcore. I’d say It’s better described as an action-packed dyke’s dream!
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Damon and Hunter - Doing it Together: I can’t say enough good things about Comstock Films. Their movies feature real-life couples and these two boys definitely shine on camera. The documentary starts with an interview where we learn more about the couple’s history. Following is a passionate scene between two men who know exactly how to please each other and desire to do so.
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Skateboard Kink Freak: This is a movie I always meant to review, but never got around to it. It was my favorite punk rock porn of the year! For over an hour, two inked girls explore their kinkier sides by engaging in bondage, spanking, strap-on play, and more. Even if you’re not into fetish films, the red rope scene is one everyone should see.
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Even More Bang for Your Buck : It’s hard for me to pick between Buckback Mountain and this one as my favorite Buck Angel movie. I finally settled on Even More Bang for Your Buck because the first scene is my favorite Buck scene of all time! I rave about it in my review so I won’t go into further detail here. Just know that the chemistry between the two stars if off the charts and makes for a rockin’ good time!
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Top 5 Books/Toys/Life:
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Heartbreaker Vibe: I’ve reviewed some really good toys this year, but I don’t use any of them as consistently as this vibe my girl picked up. It’s ridges add a little something extra, has a strong vibe, and is easy to clean. I’d definitely love to try out others from Fun Factory in the future. Be warned, I’ve read reviews that some people have had problems with the motor breaking down, but we haven’t had any.
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| Dinah Shore: This year we sponsored the Dinah Shore Weekend in Palm Springs and we headed out to spread the hm4her gospel. It was a great weekend filled with sun, insane parties, and Jane Lynch. We got tons of great feedback from gorgeous women about porn, sex, and other things that are typically inappropriate to talk to strangers about. If you haven’t been, and you can get there, you should. We’re sponsoring again in 2008 so come find us |
| Reel Mowers: This year i bought a house and with that house came a lawn that my neighbors expect me to maintain. So i bought a reel mower, you know the kind you see in movies about the 1950’s. Now, twice a week, I pull up my argyle socks, grab my pipe and mow my lawn to the soothing clicking of my push mower. |
My New Niece: Having a kid was the best thing my sister ever did, and she’s pretty awesome.
I also really enjoyed the word underpants, Kanye West’s new album, fall in New England, my new bike, and sock skating. |
 Essin’ Em |
Top 5 Movies:
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Afrodite Superstar: A couple friendly film with a plot that has straight AND lesbian sex AND portrays people of color in a non-exploitative way! Plus; sex on a bright red hummer. A-W-E-S-O-M-E!
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The Bi Apple: A masterpiece of sexuality exploration, featuring people of all different orientations, backgrounds, races, preferences and turn ons. One of the only movies I’ve even seen that acknowledges true bisexuality (particularly in men), rather than “gay for pay”. It also uses rockin’ sex toys; a big plus in my book!
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Xana and Dax - When Opposites Attract: A sex-positive feminist “sex-umentary” that features a real couple who happens to have really hot sex. I loved the conversation that proceeds the sex; it made the sex itself that much more interesting to me.
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Nina Hartley’s Guide to Female Ejaculation: This movie had my eyes glued to the screen; I literally COULD NOT take my eyes off the screen as Nina demonstrated female ejaculation. I really enjoy how Nina shows techniques in both an instructional manner, and then in action. Not a 2007 release, but too good to pass up - plus I first watched it this year, making it count.
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Hitachi Magic Wand: I like my vibrators to be weapons grade, and this one certainly qualifies. I have 3; one for home, one for travel, and one in case one breaks. You cannot go wrong with the Hitachi; your clit will thank you forever and ever and ever.
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Njoy Pure Wand: Two words; Stainless steel. You can make it cold, you can make it hot, you can sterilize it. It’s great for use vaginally or anally, and is designed to stimulate both the G and P spots. It also helped me to ejaculate for the first time (along with Nina Hartley’s movie). Basically, an all around amazing toy!
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Raquel: I hate pink, but this dildo overrides that ten fold. It is designed perfectly to hit your g-spot, and it is harness compatible. When used, it warms up to your body heat and feels absolutely exquisite. I was never one for penetration until I tried this hot toy, and now I’m a convert.
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I Love Female Orgasm: One of the few “pop culture” sex guides that I can give my stamp of approval to as a sex educator, as it gives out good, solid (and sex-positive) information that can be used by people of all orientations that have female partners (or who are female themselves!). It’s extremely well written, and I whole heartedly agree; I <3 female orgasm!
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Nina Hartley’s Guide to Total Sex: A fun book written by the feminist goddess of the porn industry (PS - Nina, I love you) that covers all sorts of interesting topics from oral to anal and threesomes to light BDSM. It’s well thought out, and I love the lists to dos and don’ts that she includes at the ends of each chapter. A great coffee table book!
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Happy New Year!
-The Girls of HotmoviesForHer
PS: Keep an eye out in the new year for even more new and exciting changes and additions!
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