Back when I was a mere dyke of 20, I went online and bought myself a vixen creations dildo, the Woody to be exact. Without even a glimmer of my sex writing/sex toy connoisseur future, I actually got myself one of the best dicks on the market. Guess my love of quality silicone toys has always been in my blood. This gold sparkly 6 3/16” x 1 ½ “ 100% silicone cock turned out to be the first of many amazing dildos in my possession, but the only vixen creation to ever get below my belt. And since purchasing that first toy, I’ve been dreaming of bringing more vixen cocks into my bedroom.

Fast forward six years. I still have my glittery gold dick, but I actually have just begun to realize something that I hadn’t noticed before I started really testing out other dildos to review – I prefer girth over length. And while I still love my Woody sometimes, it is usually a little too long and a little too thin to really hit all my right spots. In my older age, I finally realized that I don’t really need to settle for sometimes painful sex and can get a toy that really works for me. I decided to check out a thicker, shorter Vixen cock. I clicked on over to EdenFantasy.com, and lo and behold, what do I find? Champlette!

Measuring in at 6” x 1 5/8”, Champlette is basically a shorter, fatter version of Woody (although it doesn’t have the same super pronounced head as Woody, but I’ll live). PLUS, it came in glittery silver! Squealing as I typed, I ordered my Champlette up and eagerly awaited the package to arrive at my office. Tearing the box open once it arrive, I prominent displayed Champlette in all her sliver sparkle glory (I work in porn – that’s how we roll) and let my eyes wander to it all day long as my mind raced with anticipation and thought of the evening to come… literally.

Once home, I grabbed my Make Me Blush harness and tried to push Champlette through the rubber “O” ring to strap her in. No go. The ring was too small to accommodate the pure girth of my soon to be favorite cock. Shit. Oh wait a second… one of the best parts of the Make Me Blush harness and dildo set was that it came with three interchangeable rubber “O” rings, just in case you wanted to fuck with a thicker toy. I rummaged through the toy box, found the biggest ring the harness came with and switched out the ring with little effort (thank god for metal snaps!). Perfect fit! Nearly passing out with giddiness and excitement, I watched the girl slip into the harness and adjust her cock. Dripped on a little water-based lube (silicone lube + silicone toy = melty silicone mess. Don’t do it!) and we’re ready to go. HOLY CRAP! This is THE dick that was made for my body. Seriously, I’m pretty sure Vixen had the dimensions of my vag posted next to their workbench as they designed this particular dick.

While some people might find that they need to work up to Champlette’s diameter, the girth is perfect for me be able to enjoy without a lot of foreplay. This is awesome for times when I just want to get straight to fucking without a ton of getting my vag good and ready with fingers.

Not only do I love this cock for its measurements, I love that I feel totally comfortable and safe using it because it is 100% silicone, which is phthalate free and hypo-allergenic. I’m pretty happy with my pussy, and I’d like to keep yucky chemicals out of it, thank you. Silicone is also super easy to clean – you can wash it with antibacterial soap and warm water, or if you want to sterilize it or share it with others, just boil it for 3 minutes or toss it into the dishwasher (top shelf, no soap) and voila, shiny clean toy to go get dirty with!

While Champlette may seem a little pricy at first, when it comes to the happiness of your bits, it is usually cheaper to pay. And with good silicone toys, you buy one, treat it right and it will basically last you forever. Or at least $60 bucks worth of orgasms… if you can really put a price on pleasure like that.

Champlette’s awesome size, perfect slight curve and top of the line material make it my #1 go to toy!

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