Way to step it up Whorelore. I thoroughly enjoyed the first episode of this epic series, but can definitely tell that tey had more time and money to make the second. The first episode, Rogues Do It From Behind, played out like this – quick scan of the scenery, short sword fight, hot fucking. Pirate’s Booty definitely took more time to develop the plot and it’s pretty obvious that they were working with a larger budget by the costume and special effects.
Mia Rose, our beautiful Elven Princess is collecting herbs when she sees an ogre attack an innocent warrior. She comes to his aid, using some crazy Sabrina the Teenage Witch-type magic, but during her heroic act, her clothes are destroyed! Oh no! Unfortunately, she only has one slutty outfit and has to go to a Pirate to have it repaired. Apparently, said Pirate is a tailor when he’s not pillaging ships and drinking excessively. Because she needs it ASAP (that’s Elven for As Soon As Possible) she has to pay double, which is a problem because she doesn’t have any money. What she does have, is a tight pussy, and the Pirate gladly fucks her in lieu of a cash payment.
The sex is pretty hot, but you won’t ever catch me complaining about a Mia Rose scene. She sucks his long sword with reckless abandon before climbing on top of him. You’ll understand why I love Mia Rose so hard when you see the Pirate fucking her POV style while she’s on all fours – she’s got a fantastic ass for such a little woman.
Anyways, if you want to watch an Elven Princess get fucked by a pirate, this is your film!
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