Happy Memorial Day: The Boys Of Summer

As we head into summer, we’re looking forward to those steamy few months where we get to wear as little clothing as possible and, if we’re lucky, rediscover the magic of summer romance. There is literally, absolutely, definitely no better way to celebrate than to listen to Don Henley’s 1984 classic, “The Boys Of Summer,” while looking at photos of male porn stars.

Timo Hardy
Timo Hardy

Nobody on the road

Jay Smooth
Jay Smooth

Nobody on the beach

Mickey Mod
Mickey Mod

I feel it in the air

Danny Mountain
Danny Mountain

The summer’s out of reach

Tyler Nixon
Tyler Nixon

Empty lake, empty streets

Ryan Ryder
Ryan Ryder

The sun goes down alone

Rob Piper
Rob Piper

I’m driving by your house

Giovanni Francesco
Giovanni Francesco

Though I know you’re not home

Small Hands
Small Hands

But I can see you

Chad White
Chad White

Your brown skin shinin’ in the sun

logan pierce in sunglasses
Logan Pierce

You got your hair combed back and your sunglasses on, baby

Isiah Maxwell
Isiah Maxwell

And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong

Chad Alva
Chad Alva

After the boys of summer have gone

Brad Hart
Brad Hart

I never will forget those nights

Alex Legend
Alex Legend

I wonder if it was a dream

Michael Vegas
Michael Vegas

Remember how you made me crazy?

Wolf Hudson
Wolf Hudson

Remember how I made you scream

Alex Jones
Alex Jones

Now I don’t understand what happened to our love

Xander Corvus
Xander Corvus

But babe, I’m gonna get you back

Giovanni Francesco
Giovanni Francesco

I’m gonna show you what I’m made of

Jared Grey
Jared Grey

I can see you-

Dean Van Damme
Dean Van Damme

Your brown skin shinin’ in the sun

Steve Rodgers
Steve Rodgers

I see you walking real slow and you’re smilin’ at everyone

Ryan Driller
Ryan Driller

I can tell you my love for you will still be strong

Seth Gamble
Seth Gamble

After the boys of summer have gone

Luke Hotrod
Luke Hotrod

Out on the road today, I saw a DEADHEAD sticker on a Cadillac

Mickey Mod
Mickey Mod

A little voice inside my head said, “Don’t look back. You can never look back”

Alex Legend
Alex Legend

I thought I knew what love was

Xander Corvus
Xander Corvus

What did I know?

Bruce Venture
Bruce Venture

Those days are gone forever

Damon Dice
Damon Dice

I should just let them go but-

Ruckus XXX
Ruckus XXX

I can see you-

Jay Smooth
Jay Smooth

Your brown skin shinin’ in the sun

Bryan Gozzling
Bryan Gozzling

You got that top pulled down and that radio on, baby

Rob Piper
Rob Piper

And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong

Bruce Venture_Instagram_Field
Bruce Venture

After the boys of summer have gone

Logan Pierce
Logan Pierce

I can see you-

Wolf Hudson
Wolf Hudson

Your brown skin shinin’ in the sun

Danny Mountain
Danny Mountain

You got that hair slicked back and those Wayfarers on, baby

Ruckus XXX
Ruckus XXX

I can tell you my love for you will still be strong

Tyler Nixon
Tyler Nixon

After the boys of summer have gone

Judy Hologram burns easily. You can follow her on Twitter @JudyHologram and the rest of us @HotMoviesForHer.

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