Joanna Angel revolutionized porn with her vision of hot, alternative women making dirty movies and creative parodies. With her homages to classic horror, pinup couture , and popular culture, Burning Angel Entertainment has become the standard when it comes to modified women in porn. Joanna may have started in the “alternative” genre, but her hard work and creative vision has turned Burning Angel into an authority in the industry. Halloween is the perfect time to sit down with someone you fancy, and watch spooky parodies and horror remakes from the alt-genre master. Happy Halloween!
An abandoned cabin in the woods is the perfect place for four friends to have an exciting and romantic getaway. They discover the book of Necronomicum, which turns members of the group into possessed demons. Watch as Ash (Tommy Pistol), Linda (Joanna Angel), Shelly (Kleio Valentien) and Scotty (Danny Wylde) unleash unspeakable evil from the “Book of the Head.” Evil Head brings you everything you would want in this pornographic horror remake – talking taxidermy, chainsaws, demons, and a gangbang with possessed trees.
Is it better to serve in heaven, or reign in Hell? Raven (Joanna Angel) had a fling with the devil (Xander Corvus) and got knocked up. Now, 21 years later, she must tell her daughter Cindy (Leigh Raven) the truth about her real father. Cindy is presented with the choice: remain on Earth…or be the next ruler of Hell! Follow Cindy’s voyage through the underworld filled with debaucherous demon sex and see her take fate into her own hands!
During their nightly romp, Joanna Angel and Dr. Frankenstein suddenly did something that had never happened to them before! She went wild when he stuck his fingers right in her ass WHILE he was fucking her pussy. Inspiration stuck, and the scientist created a monster whose sole purpose on this earth was to doubly penetrate his wife. Of course, everything got a little out of hand when his monster creation’s ego amped up, and the monster dick got out of control. It’s a XXX-rated homage to everyone’s favorite classic horror flick.
After all other exorcism methods fail; Father Merkin (Tommy Pistol) has no other option but to fuck the hell (and the devil) out of a possessed woman, Regan Teresa MacFeel (Joanna Angel). Her Mother, Mrs. Mac Feel (Kylee Kross) looks on helplessly until she succumbs to the evil and becomes possessed as well. Father Merkin is compelled to fight for his life with his cock.
Wednesday Addams is all grown up! While she’s still fond of black, destruction, and death, she’s found some new interests since growing up; namely, her desire for dick! Mama Morticia had no problem keeping her man’s cauldron hot; now it’s time for Wednesday to learn how to wrap men in her spider’s web as well!
2016 AVN Nominee for Best Makeup
From Joanna Angel comes a fun and sexy set of scenes featuring the gorgeous, tattooed Burning Angels Draven Star, Larkin Love, Sheridan Love, London Lanchester, Annie Cruz and Rizzo Ford. Dressed up in sexy cosplay, these nerdy girls aren’t shy when it comes to fucking like crazy. The dialogue is funny, the sex is hot, and the orgasms are through the roof!
Ever notice how much sexier your favorite geek culture characters look in person at Comic-Con? So did we! We found five hot cosplayer girls to bring your nerdy, dirty fan fiction fantasies to life! Your favorite Burning Angel Girls cosplay the best indie and major comic, anime, and manga characters! Joanna And Small Hands in “The Nightmare Before XXXmas.” Draven Star As “Horny Potter.” Roggie and Nat Turner as “Spectrum and Luke Cage.” Rachel Ravaged in “Star Trek.” And Ophelia Rain as “Vampirella.”
After a month in a hospital bed, County Sheriff Rick woke up from a coma and quickly realized the world has been overrun by zombies. One odd notion was especially concerning; these zombies are hungry for brains…and sex! A jizz shot was the only sure-fire way to return these undead creatures to the grave!
Director Joanna Angel calls her gothic new Burning Angel Entertainment release “a dark and demonic film,” and considering the devilish talents of such stars as 2011 AVN nominees Draven Star and Bella Vendetta, it’s easy to see why. Burning Angel favorites Star, Vendetta, Felix, Asphyxia, and Ranie Mae squeeze into velvet lace and don some dark eyeliner before throwing down nearly three hours of intense screwing. Hot sex and cool goth-punk sounds by Kommunity FK set the stage for two hours and thirty eight minutes of humorous hardcore action in the patented Burning Angel tradition. With Draven and Bella on board, this “dark and demonic film” is a trip to the promised land you’ll never forget!
Re-Penerator is a pornographic spoof of H.P. Lovecraft’s 80’s horror flick Re-Animator. The film is the story of a stripper (Joanna Angel), who after being dead for twenty years, is resurrected by a perverted mad scientist, Dr. Hubert Breast (Tommy Pistol). Dr. Breast vaginally injects the long dead, but exquisitely preserved, exotic dancer with a special serum so the re-penetrated corpse will return for the VIP room in hell and crave nothing but sex. After he injects her with a gooey green potion, the stripper awakens with an insatiable craving for balls and fucks the mad scientist from the gurney to the grave.
The inhabitants of Planet Areola are quickly becoming extinct, and one Earth penis could save them all. Not just any penis – a perfect penis. Experimentation with an imperfect penis WILL result in deadly tit-lasers. With Areola’s impending doom, Captain Sheridan knows she must send Jessie Lee to complete this mission. Why Jessie? Well, because she likes dick a lot.
If you follow this blog, you’ll know that we’re huge fans of fetish studio Severe Sex. Their BDSM education-based series, Kink School, is an excellent resource for anyone curious about the lifestyle or just looking to add kinky elements to their usual bedroom routine. After reviewing Tips From A Dominatrix when it came out over the summer, I was super excited to receive Tips From A Master. I was interested to see what insights were offered from the seasoned Maledoms compared with the advice given by the Dommes in Severe’s previous title.
Like the former Kink School titles, this film begins with an introductory scene interviewing lifestyle Doms and fetish performers. The questions focus on getting each of the performers’ takes on how they discovered BDSM and how they realistically incorporate kink into their relationships. Familiar faces like Tommy Pistol and Mickey Mod are among the men interviewed. I found it interesting how different each of their perspectives about kink were. While some of the men were dominant 100% of the time in their play and relationships, a few of the performers admitted that dynamics change with different situations. Oddly enough, even though it’s an environment that typically focuses on satisfying the male gaze, porn seems to rarely value the opinion of the men who appear in it. It was refreshing to actually get into the mindset of what makes a Maledom tick. If you’re looking to educate yourself about BDSM, this isn’t a scene to miss.
Now to the fun part: putting all the theory to use! In the first scene, we have stunning Charlotte Sartre dominated by the very debonair Mickey Mod. Mickey begins by looking over and groping Charlotte’s various body parts, paying special attention to her mouth and pussy. Mickey fingers Charlotte for a while and informs her that she’s clearly aroused by how wet she’s become, but refuses to let her cum yet. When in Dom mode, Mickey has a great way of speaking softly, and yet somehow simultaneously coming off as authoritative. His dominance is proven by his commanding presence rather than a showy presentation of force. After refusing her request to orgasm, Mickey proceeds to face-fuck Charlotte and test her deep-throating limits. After thoroughly exploring her throat, Mickey gingerly touches Charlotte’s face and asks if she’s ready to continue. There are no words for how much I appreciate Mickey’s consideration for Charlotte’s comfort and consent throughout the entire scene, even when he’s pounding her ass into oblivion.
In his interview, Tommy Pistol admits that he likes to keep his work and private life separate. His Dom persona is something he brings out just for work, and after over a decade in the adult industry, it’s safe to say he’s perfected his craft. In this scene, Tommy is dominating busty, natural babe Charlotte Cross. As a submissive, Charlotte’s stamina is impressive; Tommy chokes, canes, gags, and plays with her tits and pussy in a way that is not for beginners. Charlotte is demure and obedient throughout the scene, ensuring to thank Tommy, who she refers to as “sir,” for every pain and pleasure he administers. While lacking just a little in the sensuousness of the first scene, Charlotte and Tommy’s performances deliver on the D/s front.
In the final scene, Tim Woodman dominates curvy cutie Cupcake SinClair. When submitting to Tim, Cupcake is bubbly and downright giddy in her obeisance. Tim alternates between punishment and pleasure in the scene, flogging Cupcake at first, and then making her cum repeatedly the next. Cupcake is every dominant man’s dream submissive: clearly empowered by giving up her control, she appears to have a sublime experience even while being whipped. Cupcake really made this scene for me, and I hope to see her in more movies soon.
Normally, when we think of July 4th we think of fireworks, Popsicles, and pool parties. We don’t usually think about breaking up with a partner. However, Independence Day doesn’t have to solely be about America’s independence from Britain. It could become a brand new celebration about new starts, moving forward with a fresh perspective, and charging forth into a bright future! There have been several couples in porn who we thought would make it, but after their final facial scene, they moved on to brighter futures. Here are a few of our favorite ex-couples, and the hot scenes they did when they were in love.
Belladonna was already massively famous in the adult industry when she met Aiden Riley. He was the webmaster at Evil Angel, where Belladonna was a successful director; John Stagliano paid Belladonna to give Aiden a birthday lap dance, and the rest is history. They were married in April 2004, and welcomed their daughter in January 2005. Aiden’s presence and technical expertise at Belladonna Entertainment allowed her to focus her energy on the creative aspects of their porn. They were a great filmmaking team, and Belladonna Entertainment continued to make rough, experimental, fun movies that were some of the crown jewels of the Evil Angel empire. However, as time went on, Belladonna began to long for a more romantic relationship than what Riley could offer. To top it off, she officially retired from porn in 2012 and handed the company over to him, thus ending both their romantic and business relationships. They still maintain and friendship and co-parent their daughter, while Aiden continues to direct porn and Belladonna pursues new creative interests.
My favorite now-defunct porn couple is Asphyxia Noir and Danny Wylde, both of whom have also retired from performing in porn. They only have 3 scenes together on HotMoviesforHer, and I actually was charmed by their “real life” sex videos they used to post online. As much as I love all manner of staged and carefully shot XXX videos, I truly do appreciate un-choreographed behavior and actual tenderness and sweetness in videos too, and that is what struck me about Asphyxia and Danny’s relationship. I love a good show, but I really love to see authenticity peeking through as well. While it’s not a personal video of theirs , Asphyxia and Danny’s raucous sex scene in Burning Angel’s Librarians is my favorite featuring the pair, and is also just a favorite scene of mine all around. Not only does it feature library fucking, which rattles my nerdy lady arousal system, Asphyxia plays the uptight librarian (and who doesn’t fantasize about unwrapping a buttoned up library employee?) and Danny drops a line that resonates with my now-demolished art heart: “Anyone who takes digital photos has no right calling themselves a photographer. You’re just some idiot taking pictures.” If this scene was shot on film, I’d have worn out my copy by now.
To watch Asphyxia and Danny’s scenes together, check out the following movies:
Tera Patrick and Spyder Jonez (Evan Seinfeld) were married for five years, between 2004-2009. They were married in Vegas while attending the AVNs. During their marriage, they were a powerhouse couple within the industry, sharing lucrative production companies, Iron Cross Entertainment and Teravision. Once the split occurred, Tera became the sole owner of Teravision, and Spyder continued to play bass and sing for Biohazard in addition to filming adult content. He has gone on to star in HBO’s Oz, and married current adult star, Lupe Fuentes. Tera has made non-adult appearances as well on Last Call with Carson Daly, reality television shows, Chelsea Lately, and has done several cameos in mainstream films. Tera has a child with Tony Acosta, a special effects guru, and she continues to promote her adult material on her website. Although no longer together, we can still remember their magic years while watching their scenes in Flawless, Collision Course, and Tera Patrick is Desperate. They have several other scenes together as well on HotMoviesForHer.
Tommy Pistol and Gia Paloma (or “Pistoloma”) met during their mutual stint working with Naughty America and were married shortly after on December 8, 2007. The almost 6-year marriage lasted until the pair split in early 2013 after having one child together.
The marriage served as a great business partnership vehicle for the pair, as they performed in adult films together including Horat and Joanna Angel’s Totally Screwed Out of A Shower, as well as in mainstream independent films. Pistol cast Paloma in his indie horror directorial debut, The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol, and the two also shared a screen in the trippy fantasy, Frankie in Blunderland.
After the Queen and King of Alt Porn decided to split, the AVN Award-winning Paloma went on to retire in 2012 and serve as a makeup artist on several titles, while Pistol went on to become one of the most prolific and successful male porn stars of all time.
The two have continued to carry on an amicable relationship, and while we are certainly sad to no longer have sexy new scenes from Paloma, there are a number of single ladies here in the HMFH office that are more than ready to become the next Mrs. Tommy Pistol!
Nothing makes me want to “shout at the devil” more than the breakup of sex tape sweethearts Janine Lindemulder and Vince Neil. True Motley Crue fans may recognize Janine from the music video for “Sister of Pain,” or, adversely, true porn fans may recognize Vince Neil from Janine’s celebrity sex tape, Janine & Vince Neil: Hardcore & Uncensored. The high profile couple may only have dated for a month in 1993, but the beachfront blowjob they shared will forever be immortalized in this film that proves even the most fleeting of romances can be relived as long as you have a porn together. Wherever these blonde babes ended up, I sincerely hope Janine and Vince are living their best lives and occasionally paying a visit to “Dr. Feelgood” by re-watching their steamy film affair.
Digital Playground is known for putting out some of the best movies in the XXX biz, and their newest, Sex & Confidence, is sure to please. Sex & Confidence is a HMFH VOD-exclusive packed with strong women that love to take the reins and get what they want. It’s destined to become one of their all time best! Whether they’re looking to hook up at the gym, taking therapy to a whole new level, or helping a friend with his little problem, these ladies are proving that confidence is sexy! And with stars like Alexis Adams, Peta Jensen, Aidra Fox, Darcie Dolce, Audrey Bitoni, Miss Eva Lovia, and Abigail Mac, you know you’re in for one hell of a steamy show! So let’s not waste another moment with introductions and get right down to the nitty-gritty!
John Strong, Mr. Pete, and Karlo Karrera are at the gym beefing up when Peta Jensen and Alexis Adams make an appearance. One is there to work out, but the other one… well, she’s there to have some fun! Alexis Adams flirts with them all, trying her best to tempt them to leave their weights behind and follow her taut behind to the next room and fuck her! Strong and Pete seem shy when the indomitable, sexually brazen Adams gets handsy. But rather than being scared away, Karrera can’t help but to take a taste! Adams may be a sexually confident woman, but when they get down to business, it’s Karrera who takes charge and face fucks Adams before diving into her wanton pussy. Bent over and gripping the ropes of the boxing ring, Adams groans in ecstasy as Karrera slides his cock into her waiting hole. She is finally getting the exact type of workout she came to the gym to get! Karrera switches up the positions – missionary, doggy style – slamming into her hot hole like a jack hammer. Adams rides him cowgirl style for a bit, taking him deep inside and juicing his cock with her powerful pussy! Finally, when he can’t wait another moment, Karerra unleashes his torrent of hot jizz onto Adams’ heaving tits.
Meanwhile, Peta Jensen has caught the booty bug from her gym buddy, Alexis Adams, and is ready to have some fun! Mr. Pete and Jensen just had a nice dinner and she wants dessert. Pete’s suggestion is that they get to know one another, maybe partake in some Netflix and chill. But Jensen prefers to get to know him by pulling his dick out of his pants! She’s a powerful, pushy woman that knows precisely what she wants, and she’s about to take it from the shy, big dicked Mr. Pete! It doesn’t take long for him to get into the groove of things – and by groove I mean Jensen’s sweet little pussy! He dives in, licking and tasting her before taking control and fucking her pretty mouth. When he finally gets inside this tattooed temptress it’s from behind, her cute ass stuck up in the air and her dirty mouth demanding that he fuck her hard! They spend most of their time with Jensen on top, taking back control and riding Pete for all he’s worth! She finally gets her sweet reward – a face covered in hot, creamy cum, courtesy of the generous Mr. Pete.
Aidra Fox wants to be fucked like a porn star. She shares this secret with her sexy friend, Darcie Dolce, and it’s no surprise what happens next. Dolce can’t help but give her friend precisely what she wants, so she leans forward and catches Fox off guard with a quick kiss on the lips. Fox responds eagerly, rising to her knees to engage in a long, passionate kissing session with Dolce. Fox lays back and the dark haired Dolce explores Fox’s pretty pink pussy with her tongue. They move on to toys, including a black one that is much too large for Fox, followed by a pink glass heart that brings Fox to a screaming orgasm! Fox returns the pleasure, admitting that she’s always wanted to use a dildo to fuck a woman. This scene is crazy hot. I mean, seriously, Dolce has some mad pussy eating skills and watching Fox squirm her way through two very real orgasms was amazing. The scene came to a disappointing end for me when instead of more making out, they finish up with some dildo titty fucking. Now, I’m sure there are tons of people who will love that ending, I’m just not one of them. But hey, all you titty fucking fans are in for a real treat!
John Strong is out of the gym (let’s not forget how shy poor Strong acted when Alexis Adams flirted with him at the gym in scene one) and in the therapist’s office. They don’t state the problem outright, but therapist Audrey Bitoni makes it pretty clear the type of therapy she offers. She’s on Strong’s lap with her tits in his face in less than two minutes! Not long after she’s letting him eat her out on her desk. She’s a very hands-on therapist! Bitoni’s methods seem to be working, so she drops to her knees to continue her hard work. Once she’s sure Strong is ready, Bitoni offers the most intensive therapy method available – her sexy ass in the air and her wet pussy ready to be fucked by her needy patient! Strong wastes no time grabbing her hips and driving his cock deep inside her! This final stage consists of doggy style and cowgirl, the latter of which allows the creative therapist to control the speed in which their therapy session comes to an end! Bitoni’s hard work pays off and she gets a hot facial for her efforts!
I’m not sure why Tommy Pistol is being shown around the house by adorable, half dressed Aidra Fox, but to be quite honest, I don’t really care. Fox is too cute for words with those dimples and tits. Tattooed, bearded, and pretty damn adorable himself, Pistol can’t resist her sexual prowess, even though he feels nervous about fucking in her dad’s room! Despite being scared of getting caught, Pistol spends plenty of time using his tongue to pleasure the lovely Fox. He licks from back to front, dipping his tongue into her tight ass and then moving up and lapping at her pussy eagerly. This scene is so hot – Pistol barely able to wait, ripping his pants off and slamming his cock into Fox while he spoons her – it’s definitely one of my faves! Trying to keep her quiet so they can hear if her dad comes home early, Pistol keeps Fox’s mouth covered through missionary and cowgirl positions as she is nearly brought to tears with several orgasms! Fox begs Pistol to make her his dirty little porn star and cover her face with his load; he finally gets his release and gives her exactly what she desires.
Keiran Lee has a little problem. It seems as though he’s a one pump chump. A minute man. A dude who only gives the quickie dicky, if you will. But never fear, Abigail Mac and Miss Eva Lovia are here! These sexy, confident women are going to tag-team this sad English man and help him rise to the occasion and stick it out! They begin with a slow, deliberate blowjob, each taking turns putting his tool in their mouths. But Lee doesn’t want to go too quickly, so he takes time to lick and taste Miss Eva’s pussy before burying his cock in it! He takes turns fucking each one in various positions, seemingly having gotten over his little problem! While one is being fucked, the other gets busy sucking bouncing tits or playing with tender clits. When Lee finally cums, he deposits his load inside the well fucked Miss Eva, and Mac is right there to lick it up as it drips out!
Now that you’ve read all about the action in Sex & Confidence, there’s no doubt in my mind you’ll want to see it. There just no substitute for watching the action yourself! Check it out; you won’t find it anywhere else.
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Dominik Kross & Ela Darling: Ela and Dominik are a married couple that seem to get along on the surface. The movie opens with Ela giving Dominik a jaw-tiring blowjob. Dominik is into it, but whenever he closes his eyes all he can see are two enormous breasts jiggling. When Dominik lets slip that he wants to see her “bouncing while she rides him,” Ela realizes he’s fantasizing about big tits again and she’s had enough. Ela likes her boobs the way they are (rightfully so), and she’s not changing her body for anyone.
Tommy Pistol & Casey Calvert: Tommy is waiting for his wife to come home so they can go out to a nice dinner together. He decides to kick back and put his feet up on the ottoman like any normal person would do. When his wife Casey comes through the door after another one of her exhausting shopping trips, Tommy is immediately scolded for putting his feet on her new furniture and then has to listen to his wife describe all the expensive shit she bought while they’re $50,000 in credit card debt! To add insult to injury, Casey says she is too exhausted from shopping to go to dinner with him. She also says that he could get a better job to pay for all of her new items if he weren’t such a loser.
Tony Orlando & Charlotte Cross: Tony loves nothing more than a good G/G/B threesome, and he’s in the middle of watching a steamy one from Forbidden Fruits Films on HotMovies.com! When his girlfriend Charlotte walks in and sees Tony jerking off to porn instead of helping her around the house, she’s hurt that he didn’t ask her to join him. When Charlotte realizes Tony’s watching a threesome video, he reveals that one of his deepest fantasies is to share a threesome with her. Disgusted and hurt, Charlotte promises that will never happen.
Brad Knight: Brad is a single guy living by himself. He’s good friends with Dominik, Tommy, and Tony, but doesn’t have a lot in common with them. He gets a call that his buddies are in the doghouse, and they all decide to have a night on the town.
Kira Noir: When the guys arrive at the strip club, they’re greeted by Kira, one of the club’s gorgeous, fit dancers. This girl’s got moves for days.
Lily Cade: Lily is an employee at the strip club and not someone to mess with, as Tony will see in his fantasy.
Kiki D’Aire: Just because Kiki is a bartender at a strip club doesn’t mean she’s available for a private dance. When Dominik tries to touch her tits, she puts him in his place. Later, Kiki and Kira pour the rowdy men a shot of their special tequila, which transports the guys into fantasy land.
So long, suckers!
Alura Jensen: Dominik’s fantasy lands him in a room with his dream girl, ostensibly. Alura is a beautiful blonde with a huge rack just like Dominik likes them. However, Alura has plans of her own. If Dominik wants to suck on those luscious titties, he’s going to have to perform a series of tricks for her. Dominik soon finds out that his love of big-breasted women has gotten him into severe trouble.
Tony awakens to see his girlfriend Charlotte in the embraces of another woman. She looks quite similar to the employee at the bar he got in an altercation with earlier that night. When Charlotte tells him that she’s ready to have a threesome with him, Tony is super excited, but when he looks down he sees that his dick is in chastity! Instead of the hot threesome he’d always dreamed of, he is bound to a chair, gagged, and made to watch Lily Cade cuckold him.
In his waking life, Tommy is constantly humiliated by his wife, but in this reality he’s finally the one in charge. Revenge is sweet, and Tommy’s retribution comes in the form of some very sexy BDSM play.
Brad, being the only nice guy of the group, finds himself struggling to figure out if his incredible encounter with Kira Noir is a fantasy or reality. Do not miss Kira going down on Brad while suspended from her stripper pole.
Definitely watch what happens after these fantasies come to completion. You get to know the characters pretty well via their fantasies, and everyone seems to get what they deserve.
Check out behind-the-scenes interviews with director Dee Severe, Casey Calvert, Kira Noir, and Charlotte Cross, as well as an extended blowjob scene with Ela Darling and Dominik Kross, as well as Kira’s full strip-tease.
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By now, we’ve all used a ride-sharing service at least once, but not quite like ScrewberX. Most of the time it works out really well, but there’s always that one-in-ten chance the person you’re riding with is either going to convert you to their religion, try to sell you some of their mom’s homemade goods, or try to take the longest route possible, even when you’ve specified your preferred route. Unless you’re in a hurry, you usually end up meeting some pretty cool people who are just trying to make an extra buck. If you’re like these lucky people and use a ride service called ScrewberX, you end up getting more than a chauffeur…you get an experience you’ll never forget!
First of all, Sovereign Syre isn’t in enough movies, so to see her on the cast list for this film was exciting. She plays an aspiring actress with 20 minutes to get to her audition. Her driver, Steve Holmes, is probably not acting in this scene. He seems so comfortable and confident that it’s not far-fetched to see him offering beautiful women his leftover breakfast, which he does to Sovereign. While this scenario is not brand new or unheard of, the conversation between Steve and Sovereign is so self-aware and funny that it makes the impending sex much more fun to watch. With the clock ticking and an extremely talkative driver, Sovereign is pretty anxious about making her audition. When the car breaks down on a “side road” in the middle of nowhere, Sovereign thinks that she’s going to lose her mind. However, Steve has a plan to calm her nerves. It is a little known fact that Steve Holmes was a very successful massage therapist in Eastern Europe before coming to the States, and his skills are infamous. Sovereign is hip to Steve’s plan, and acquiesces to his advances, but says it’s “all about me.”
I wish I was as ballsy as Dana DeArmond in a ScrewberX. She’s never afraid to speak her mind or tell someone to fuck off. Tommy Pistol plays one of those annoying millenials that actually believes in the “organic tea-dirt from Egypt” served in mason jars “pressed and made by my cousin in Vermont,” and all that hippy mumbo jumbo. Dana has no time or patience for Tommy’s self-congratulatory speeches on a healthy lifestyle, and she lets him know multiple times. Her driver insists on discussing his aspirations to become an actor and his life growing up in Ohio, where was voted “Most Likely To Make It Out Of Ohio.” During Tommy’s long-winded navel-gazing conversation with himself, he says he has an audition coming up with Dana DeArmond. Unbeknownst to him, that’s exactly who he’s driving! When he realizes who Dana is, he pulls the car over and insists on doing the audition right then and there for her. To Dana’s horror, it just doesn’t stop. That’s when she says, “Is there anything else that you’re actually good at? Because maybe acting isn’t the thing you’re supposed to do, and driving for Screwber definitely isn’t.” When Tommy insists that he has 10 stars on Tinder (which isn’t a thing), Dana decides the only way she’s going to get to the office is by getting her rocks off and making Tommy drive her. Tommy, shocked by Dana’s forwardness, asks if she’s consenting to the sex they’re about to have, and Dana replies, “I’m consenting to you shutting the fuck up and eating my pussy.”
Chad Diamond is a religious young man who loves his grandma and proudly wears the sweaters that she gave him. Today, he’s borrowing her car to drive for ScrewberX and make a couple bucks, while also spreading the “good word.” Nothing makes him happier than doing a good deed and helping someone else. This why he loves driving for ScrewberX. But he has no idea what he’s in for when he picks up Layla Price and Cherie DeVille. These girls are wild and do not understand why someone why Chad would be wearing a sweater his grandmother gave him in 90 degree heat. The girls know what to do; they have to help this poor guy. According to Cherie, “he looks like those weird people who ride around on bikes and come to your doorstep.” Oh, poor Chad. If only he had a glass partition separating him from his passengers!
We’ve established that most of us have already been a passenger in a ride-sharing service, but only the bravest of us sign up to be drivers. Check out Dana Vespoli’s crazy luck on her first ScrewberX ride! She gets a little lost looking for her first customers in an industrial area, but immediately sees them after she makes a turn a row of storage facilities. There’s no mistaking it; these are her passengers, and they’re a (literal) bunch of clowns. They refuse to speak actual words and communicate solely through kazoos, instructing Dana where to take them. Since kazoo sounds don’t translate well into English, Dana is frustrated and asks them if there’s anything she can do to make them behave. Suddenly she is transported to a white room filled with balloons and other circus props. At first Dana is a bit scared, but as soon as one of the clowns rubs his dick all over her face and puts it into her ear, she decides “Eh, what the heck?” and starts blowing all of the clowns, including the one with the strap-on!
Be sure to check out this scene for an awesome behind-the-scenes conversation with director Dana Vespoli, Dana DeArmond, and Tommy Pistol.
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Here at HotMoviesForHer HQ, our staff of professional porn watchers clock in thousands of hours of porn watching throughout the year. Sure, plenty of it will make us afraid to ever visit Germany, will familiarize us with the anatomy of the lower digestive system, or make just make us consider joining a convent. But every year, there’s a few movies and stars that we actually want to watch when we get home that prove to us that the adult industry still has artists, visionaries, and people who are just really good at fucking. I asked my colleagues what they thought was the best that the porn biz had to offer in 2015, and here’s what they said:
My favorite movie of the year was Femdom Dream directed by Dee Severe for her studio, Severe Sex. Dee and her husband Jimmy Broadway have produced some really great films, everything from kink instruction to superhero films. I really like Femdom Dream Date because it was funny, sexy, and relatable. If you have ever been on a dating site you know the struggles that the protagonist, Dominick Kross is going through. Especially, if you have ever tried one of the fetish or kink dating sites, this movie pins down the stereotypes of experiences you probably went through. All Dominick wants is to find a kinky chick to explore with, but he ends up on some pretty wacky dates, and in a few messed up (and sort of scary) situations. You really feel sorry for the guy, and you want him to be happy. Without giving too much away, because you really should watch this film all the way through, Ela Darling needs several awards for her performance in this film. She is fantastic. Not only is the sex hot, but she plays this character that I have impersonated several times while explaining this movie to others. This is a must see. And, Femdom Dream Date is up for an AVN this year, so I’m not alone in thinking this was an amazing flick.
Best Movie: Fuck The Police is a perfect mix of comedy, action and sex, plus the entire cast was amazing.
Best Actress: Skin Diamond, because she’s Skin Diamond and if you need any other explanation, you’re not human.
Best Movie: I’m going to go with A Thing Of Beauty because I really liked the creepy Faustian angle Dana Vespoli went with for this. Something about Satan makes everything scary, but kinda hot at the same time…
Best Actress: Adriana Chechik, because nobody has that much enthusiasm for anal 24/7.
Even when I like porn videos, I rarely watch them more than once. However, I’ve repeatedly watched both of these videos. VIP at AVN and Wanderlust are totally different from one another, but they both have carefree and playful airs to them. What they have in common is that I would watch both videos even if they didn’t have sex in them.
VIP at AVN is an especially fun watch as a past attendee of the AVN AEE; it captures the unpredictable fun of being at the AVN, with footage of a number of porn pros clowning around between the sex scenes. Levi Cash really hit the ground running in 2015 with Manipulative Media, and it’s been super cool watching his movies get better and better with every new release. As much as I love the entire movie, the Rahyndee James/Levi Cash scene is my favorite. Their chemistry is unstoppable.
Wanderlust is simply one of the most beautiful movies I’ve seen all year between mainstream and porn offerings. When I saw the stills for this, I was already smitten. Wanderlust, while absolutely being a hardcore movie, feels really intimate. It reminds me of long, summer days in the South, listening to obscure bands while having sex in the middle of the afternoon. The production value is amazing and there’s nothing “porny” about its appearance.
Best Actor: Sebastian Keys! When it comes to fetish and BDSM films, Sebastian Keys is amazing to watch as a top or a bottom. I love this ginger motherfucker. He’s the only guy on Earth who I could still like even if he had a man bun.
Honorable Mention (2014 release): Whore Hole by Foxhouse Films. This is my favorite porn video of all time. The first time I watched it, I was literally breathless. Wow. This is just everything-but not for everyone.
Best Movie: My favorite movie of 2015 came onto my radar late in the year, but Family Secrets from Vivid stole the show from everything else that I saw. Backed by director Kimberly Kane’s slick, economical story telling, a powerhouse supporting cast, and face-meltingly hot fucking, Family Secrets turned to be one of the best high-end pornos of the year.
Best Actress: It’s been well established that I’m a huge Dana Vespoli fangirl, so she’s an obvious pick for lady of the year. As far as I’m concerned she’s got it all: beauty, brains, her own studio, serious acting and directing chops, a booty to die for, and she fucks like her life depends on it. Although Family Secrets was ultimately my favorite movie of 2015, Vespoli directed or starred in tons of high quality smut all year, including The Turning, the Real Sex Diary series, and Fluid Volume 3. She gets pretty twisted, crafting scenarios that push the boundaries of what’s acceptable or normal, even for porn, and I love her all the more for it.
Best Actor: I get excited every time that I see that Steven St. Croix is in a movie. That daddy can GET IT.
Best Actress: Siri, purely because she’s the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.
Best Actor: Tommy Pistol, because he’s the most talented, picks the coolest roles, and was probably the most prolific actor of the year, and was featured in just about every movie.
After 2015’s incredible year in porno, we can’t wait to see what our favorite naked people dish out in 2016! Happy New Year, you perverts!
Filmed two years ago with star Kimberly Kane in the director’s chair, Vivid Premium’s taboo film noir Family Secrets has finally hit the streets. Kane stars Detective Jean Carver, the Olivia Benson to Detective Jim Valentine’s (Steven St. Croix’s) Elliot Stabler, with the added tension of an illicit sexual affair. When Detective Valentine’s step-daughter Vicky (Penny Pax) is found stabbed to death on a San Francisco beach, Carver takes up the case. In a spotlit interrogation room, she grills Vicky’s friends to piece together the series of (very sexy) events that led to the young woman’s death. Kane proves herself to be a masterful porno storyteller, keeping the action and the dialogue moving at a quick pace, and allowing the movie to clock in at a mercifully short 124 minutes. She quickly establishes the personas and motivations of her cast of characters, helped along by performers who can confidently deliver a line. The sex is the real star of the show here, with each fuck feeling entirely different from the next, yet still meshing with the overall moody tone of the flick.
Family Secrets opens with an artfully shot sequence showing a joyful Penny Pax dancing barefoot on a moonlit beach before she is approached by the hooded figure who ultimately ends her life. It’s a tactful bit of storytelling that immediately involves the viewer before we jump right into my favorite part, the fucking. Director Kimberly Kane’s sex scene with Steven St. Croix opens with the characters mid-fuck. It’s a surprisingly non-porno porn scene, wherein the detectives don’t open up for the camera much (save for some reverse cowgirl), instead opting to bang in pretty naturalistic positions. It’s a scene that curiously alternates between intimate eye contact (hot) and animalistic, almost hateful fucking, such as well Jim Valentine pins down Jean Carver’s head with a pillow and growls, “I don’t want to see your fucking face.” It works well and helps to establish the fraught relationship between the two crime solving partners, one of whom is married. After a post-coital cigarette and terse conversation, Jim returns home to his wife, played by Kylie Ireland, only to meet up with Jean again at the scene of his step-daughter’s murder. On working with Kane, Steven St. Croix had this to say:
“I was excited to work alongside Kimberly and [director of photography] Eli Cross as she definitely has ideas and a vision that isn’t standard porn fare. And knowing Eli could capture that made me confident this wouldn’t be a waste of my time. The story was a challenge for me as I had to have a connection with a daughter ( I have no children in real life) and to be able to play that loss in the scene where I discover her at the crime scene. In the end, I felt we made a real strong effort at creating an engaging story for viewers looking for a bit of sophistication in adult releases.”
After the discovery of Vicky Valentine’s body, Jean is on the hunt for the killer. The first suspect brought into Detective Carver’s interrogation room is Donna Huntington (Claire Robbins), a friend of Vicky and one of the last people to see her alive. Her moodiness contrasts sharply with Vicky’s joyful exuberance, especially as she fends off unwanted hetero advances from Jesse Valentine (Danny Wylde) and Ricky Sweeney (Richie Calhoun.) Her savior comes in the form the Mystery Woman (Princess Donna) who leads her quarry into the bathroom for some blistering femdom lesbian fucking. Princess Donna is a legend of kink, and I was thrilled to finally be able to see her in action. She takes incredible control of Claire, alternately spanking her round, panty-clad ass and servicing her pussy. Claire wrote to us about her experience on set:
“Working under Kimberly Kane’s direction was really amazing. It was great being able to see her able to bring her vision to life. I really appreciate her moody aesthetic. My scene with Donna is actually one of my favorites! Kimberly told us generally what she was looking for and we were really able to go wild. I’m so excited that I can finally see the full feature.”
Princess Donna added, “I’ve always thought Kimberly was one of the coolest people in porn. I was thrilled to work with her…I’ve directed Kimberly a handful of times, and always had a crush on her. It was an honor to be a performer on her set and have the roles reversed! Claire is a gem. I absolutely love working with her!”
After Donna Huntington’s story check out, Detective Carver brings in Rick Sweeney, Vicky’s artist boyfriend. When Vicky wanders off to that moonlit beach with a drifter named Vinnie (Tommy Pistol), Rick finds himself in possession of Vicky’s locket necklace, which isn’t so easy to explain away to Carver. Vicky and Vinnie then head to Vinnie’s seedy room, set with a mattress on the floor, bare light bulbs, and empty beer bottles. What follows is the most porno scene yet. Penny Pax’s body and puffy pussy are practically made to be devoured, and Tommy Pistol animalistically sucks her tits and eats her pussy while she jerks his cock with her feet. She whimpers the whole way through as they fuck the shit out of each other in that seedy bedroom.
Unfortunately for Rick, Detective Carver smells bullshit when he tries to pin Vicky Valentine’s murder on Vinnie the drifter, so she brings in Vicky’s step-brother, Jesse Valentine. This troubled young man with the disaffected monotone tells his version of events, which oddly doesn’t match up with Ricky’s. After Vicky kisses him to goad Ricky, the two leave him and he wanders off to his car. Detective Carver asserts that the kiss went further that night, and that Vicky’s relationship with Jesse became much more than sibling-like that night. The sex scene that follows shows a dirty threesome between the two step-siblings and Ricky in the nightclub, their bodies lit with lurid green and purple neon lights. Amid sloppy blowjobs and eager double penetration, the boys are completely enamored with Pax, and she’s deep in her element as she gives a standout performance. On working with Kimberly and Penny, Danny Wylde said:
“Shooting for Kimberly Kane is always a great time. She seems to dance at the edge of what’s acceptable, even by porn standards. This movie, in particular, has a pretty fucked up narrative. And I got to play an asshole, which is perhaps more fun than my typical ‘school boy’ porn performance. Plus, I fucked Penny Pax. She’s really good at fucking, so I can’t imagine that our scene is anything but hot.”
So, who killed Vicky Valentine? I won’t tell you. But if you want to know, you’ll only have to watch one of the best plot driven pornos I’ve seen in a while. With Kimberly Kane at the helm, Family Secrets tells a tight, uncomfortable story that looks and sounds great, featuring some of the best acting that you can find in porn. Above it all, Kane never loses sight of the fact that, when it comes down to it, it’s the fucking that matters here, and uses insanely hot sexual scenarios to drive her story. I’d name Family Secrets one of the best skin flicks of 2015, and I suggest that you don’t miss it.
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Judy Hologram would like to thank Claire, Donna, Steven, and Danny for being some of the least flaky porn stars she’s ever had the pleasure of emailing. You can follow her on twitter @JudyHologram and the rest of the girl gang at @HotMoviesForHer.
It’s no secret that most people don’t watch porn for the plot, let alone the thespian capabilities of its stars. As long as you look good fucking on camera, it’s not a big deal if you can’t deliver a line convincingly or construct a believable persona for your character. But every now and then there comes a porn star who makes us actually want to watch the plot from beginning to end. Here’s my picks for the top porn stars with serious acting chops.
It was no surprise to me when this year’s Best New Starlet also nabbed the Best Actress trophy at this year’s AVN Awards, making Carter Cruise only the second star to do so since Jenna Jameson in 1996. Last year’s Second Chances, about a college senior unexpectedly finding love after a humiliating freshman year, was the perfect showcase for Cruise, who has previous theater experience. The rest of the cast also shines under the direction of Jackie St. James and Eddie Powell, including best friend Jessa Rhodes, the adorably hapless Logan Pierce, and scheming sorority sister Allie Haze.
Everyone’s favorite daddy has been AVN’s Best Actor more times than I care to count, starting with 1995’s Chinatown and continuing with last year’s Wetwork. He nails just about everything that he does, from the deadly seriousness of Fluid 3, to his hilarious turn as a mob boss in Nothin’ But Trouble.
Wicked contract girl Asa Akira is always charming when given a chance to act. She has a fantastic sense of humor about it, playing her parts with a smirking glee. Definitely check out last year’s hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold vehicle Holly… Would.
This guy hasn’t been in many pornos, but his turn as Carlton Banks in the Official Fresh Prince of Bel Air Parody is so dead on that it amazes me that we don’t see him more often. If you can get past the non-existent production values, it’s really worth your time.
This MILF is a mainstay at Girlfriends Films, and for good reason. She has an extensive acting background, and has even appeared in mainstream films. And it shows! She first caught my attention in Mother Exchange 2, where she completely wins over Giovanni Francesco.
The lovely and kinky Skin Diamond is an expert at toeing the line between pure camp and serious artistry. For the former, check out her tribute to Michonne in The Walking Dead – A Hardcore Parody. If the latter is more your game, Skin is excellent in last year’s twisted drama Control.
A legend in the industry, Evan Stone is known for not taking himself too seriously and setting a hilarious goofball tone in modern classics like Pirates and Pirates 2 – Stagnetti’s Revenge. He also knows when to hold back, like his heartbreaking turn as a sick, both spiritually and physically, father in Daddy’s Girls.
Dana Vespoli is my favorite pornstar, not least of all because of her convincing, and oftentimes creepy, acting roles. Even when she’s not fucking on camera, she still often appears on screen in non-sex roles, helping to flesh out the other characters and the plot. Check her out in the recently released The Turning, as well as in A Thing of Beauty, Vespoli’s own adaptation of Faust.
It really says something about your chops when you can carry a porno whole movie without taking your dick out! Mickey Mod is a mainstay of the fetish world, and I absolutely adored him in the kinky softcore feature The Punished Coed.
As one of the most popular (and all natural!) MILFs working today, India Summer consistently wins over audiences with both her acting and sex scenes. Her delivery has an effortless grace that draws us in, even when she’s playing wicked stepmothers and other unlikable broads. Audiences raved about the popular Marriage 2.0, and I loved Summer alongside Maddy O’Reilly and Steven St. Croix in The Sexual Liberation of Anna Lee.
He’s usually cracking us up in screwball comedies like Killer Kleavage From Outer Space, but sometimes Tommy Pistol manages to scare the shit out of us and show some real menace, like in last year’s trippy Bubble Gum Girls.
Mercedes Carrera is another star of The Turning, but she’s also weird and hilarious in B. Skow’s In The Flesh, not to mention the way that she amps up her fear and shame in the wonderfully creepy My Evil Stepson 2.
The stunning Misty Stone gives Vivica A. Fox a serious run for her money in Digital Playground’s Kill Bill – A XXX Parody. She also kills it in this year’s Magic Mike XXXL: A Hardcore Parody as the dancers’ new boss. Misty has an undeniable power and forcefulness to her performances, as well as an ease to the delivery of her lines.
Nat Turnher is a star who doesn’t get nearly enough acting or romantic roles. He’s super handsome and wonderfully plays suave sweethearts. He steals the show from Sean Michaels in Family Secrets – Tales Of Victorian Lust and livens up the old plumber trope alongside Jodi Taylor in Belladonna’s Butthole Whores 4.
Amber Rayne was touring with a musical theater troupe when her contract ran out, leaving her stranded in LA. Sick of the typical Hollywood hustle, but still wanting to perform, she took the plunge into the adult industry. She gets to show off her thespian history in the campy romp The Pornographer from Wicked, and she rocks in in Wanted, a Western feature from director Stormy Daniels.
Xander is great at playing lovable (and not so lovable) bad boys, and has a great, naturalistic acting style. Everyone in multiple award winner Wasteland deserves a spot on this list, including Lily LaBeau, but my shoutout is going to Xander for this one.
She might have the stereotypical blonde bimbo pornstar look, but there’s a good reason why Jesse Jane got lead roles in so many Digital Playgrounds blockbuster features. You can’t help but love the bubbly joy with which she tackles her roles, especially in the Pirates series and Code Of Honor.
Did I forget any of your favorites? Yell at me in the comments and let me know!