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Bisexual Pick Ups 2 Review

Bisexual Pick Ups 2 boxcoverWhen I first started this job over two years ago, the first month was spent with some serious reservations about the content I was watching. Most of it was fine, but a lot of what came across my desk had a lot of sex that just seemed downright questionable to me. Between the anal roses, crying Japanese girls, outright racism, transphobia, and all the misogyny that sometimes comes with porn, I often felt that there wasn’t really any smut being made that I could get behind.

And then Fucking Hostile appeared on my desk, like a god damn glowing revelation; rough anal galore, with plenty of sloppy blow jobs, light bondage, filthy dirty talk, and massive cumshots, but done so fucking well. I excitedly told a co-worker that every scene was interracial, but no one had bothered to make a big stinking deal of it. To top it all off, a woman was behind the camera, a woman who teased her subjects and commanded them with a voice of knowing authority.

Aiden Starr gave me everything that I’d been dying to see in one movie.

Aiden recently released Bisexual Pick Ups 2, with an all star cast of performers from the kink and queer scenes. Each scene features boy-on-girl anal (no boy-on-boy) with tons of yummy, slurpy blow jobs for everyone all around. Aiden told me, “This series is really fun to shoot because of all the possible combinations of the performers! Lots of spontaneous double penetrations happen and everyone’s mouth is always full!”

Scene 1 – Ella Nova, Damien Thorne, Wolf Hudson

Ella Nova Wolf Hudson Damien Thorne Bisexual Pick Ups 2

Kink.com staple Ella Nova looks perfectly angelic as she teases the camera in lacy blue lingerie, while Aiden, ever the Domme, commands her to “Roll around on the bed like a horny kitty” from behind the camera. The boys Damien and Wolf come in and hungrily kiss all over her body, leading up to a whirlwind of pussy eating, cock sucking, ball licking, ass fucking, dirty talking glory. While getting her pussy fucked, Ella commands Wolf to, “Make my pussy jealous,” resulting in some of the best spontaneous DP I’ve ever seen. Normally in DP scenes, the girl remains still while the guys work on her, but not here! Ella gleefully rides both their cocks, and it’s fucking awesome.

Ella Nova Wolf Hudson Damien Thorne Bisexual Pick Ups 2

I have to mention that Ella is a bit farty here, and I didn’t mind one bit. It wasn’t fetishized or ridiculed; rather, it was just presented as something that can and does happen during sex, especially when asses are involved.

Scene 2 – Nikki Darling, Wolf Hudson, Jasper Stone

Nikki Darling Wolf Hudson Jasper Stone Bisexual Pick Ups 2

Pretty, lithe Nikki Darling (who was the cover girl for Fucking Hostile, I might add!) writhes on the couch for Aiden’s camera. Wolf Hudson returns with Jasper Stone and Nikki gives them a double blow job, and I can’t help but feel relief that no one is worrying about having their dicks touch. It’s quite the opposite, in fact, as the boys take turns dropping to their knees to help Nikki suck each other off. There’s plenty of ass slapping and lots of focus on the boys blowing each other.

Nikki Darling Wolf Hudson Jasper Stone Bisexual Pick Ups 2

Anal comes towards the end of this scene, which means we get an extended period of double vaginal penetration featuring one of the most novel DVP positions I’ve ever seen. The boys moan and growl as their cocks press and slide against each other inside of Nikki’s pussy; it’s so refreshing for a movie to finally acknowledge that rubbing your cock against another dude’s cock during DAP and DVP probably feels really fucking good.

Scene 3 – Denali Winter, Jasper Stone, and Damien Thorne

Denali Winter Damien Thorne Jasper Stone Bisexual Pick Ups 2

This was the scene that I was initially the least interested in, if only because I’m not familiar with Jasper and Damien and didn’t feel very invested in this. However, scene 3 quickly became one of my highlights of Bisexual Pick Ups 2. Denali Winter is deliciously thick and simply glows under Aiden’s camera. It’s an easy, quiet, sometimes gentle scene, with Denali mostly just laying back and enjoying Jasper and Damien.

Denali Winter Damien Thorne Jasper Stone Bisexual Pick Ups 2

This scene has way more pussy eating than the others, which I always love to see, and Denali even gives instructions to Jasper on how to work their clit.  Of note is when Damien eats Denali’s pussy while Jasper fucks Denali’s ass and kisses them. It’s a surprisingly un-athletic, naturalistic scene from Aiden that I could definitely see myself watching again in the future.

Scene 4 – Daisy Ducati, Ruckus, and Connor Maguire

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And this is the scene that I was initially looking forward to the most! I have a big ol’ crush on Ruckus, adore Daisy, and am always game for a hunky, hairy ginger like Connor. After the tease, Daisy attacks Ruckus and Connor’s cocks with sloppy, slurpy, deepthroaty blowjobs until she leans back and presents her pussy, insisting that it’s her turn now. Connor seems to have a spot of trouble staying hard (whatever, it happens) and disappears off camera, but that’s ok because it results in some mutual masturbation between Daisy and Ruckus and I kind of love watching mutual masturbation so it’s all good.

Daisy Ducati Ruckus Connor Maguire Bisexual Pick Ups 2

Connor quickly returns to start fucking Daisy, who is delightfully bossy and spouts some totally filthy dirty talk throughout the scene. The dudes take turns fucking Daisy’s ass and pussy, and Ruckus seems to be a stronger presence than Connor. In all, it’s a fun, filthy, armpit sniffing, butt fucking, aggressive joyride of a scene.

There’s a line in my notes where I mused that Bisexual Pick Ups 2 feels like the bi threesomes are played out as a fantasy fulfillment scenario for the subset of women who love watching gay porn. I asked Aiden who her intended audience was, and she responded, “This movie is for everyone!!” I can get behind that; it’s a really well done, thoughtful bi movie, and let’s be honest; who doesn’t love watching hot people get off, no matter their gender?

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Judy Hologram is an advocate for cute boys getting lots of kisses. You can follow her on Twitter @JudyHologram and the rest of us @HotMoviesForHer.

Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide To Threesomes

I have a fear of threesomes. There. I said it. I’ve long feared that such super hot fantasy fodder would turn out to be a total reality nightmare. So, I’ve never had one. I’ve been invited to join couples on a few occasions, but have always declined the offer. My train of thought upon those invitations: Ohwowreally?That’ssoflattering.I’msolucky.HOTFUCKWHEREISMYKLONOPIN? The anxiety kicks in and sends me into a paroxysm of fear before I can even get wet over the opportunity. But folks are obviously tripling up and I’m curious to know what it is I actually fear, and what I’m may be missing out on. (OMG, GIRL! DP! DON’T YOU KNOW?)

And who could better allay my, and anyone else’s, fear about a potentially frightening sexual experience but the magnificent and knowledgeable Tristan Taormino. Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Threesomes was my first stop on my phobia therapy train. As the author of several sex how-to books, including Opening Up: A Guide to Creating and Sustaining Open Relationships, The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women, and The Ultimate Guide to Kink, as well as the director for numerous titles for Vivid Ed and Vivid Premium, Tristan has intelligently guided many people through their sexual fears and curiosities. I trust her. And as I watched the Expert Guide to Threesomes, Tristan’s upbeat personality and sensible advice, in conjunction with the flickering sex scenes and perky “old-time” music (what the hell do you call this style?), soothed my anxiety.

Not surprisingly, Tristan discusses the importance of clear communication in determining what we and and our partner(s) would like to do as far as sex acts and partners. Additionally, she cautions us to establish boundaries before any sex about what we don’t want. Tristan reminds us to have fun and to stop worrying about being a porn-y, sexy show stopper. I’m a bit of a workaholic and this is a good reminder for me: SEX SHOULD BE FUN! FUCKING SHOULDN’T BE A CHORE. Repeat, repeat, repeat.

One thing I learned that I’d not considered before was that mixed-gender threesomes have different configurations beyond MMF and FFM (GGB/BBG). There is the “V” Threesome and the Triangle Threesome. The V is when 2 people sexually engage with the 3rd, as opposed to the Triangle-when all 3 people sexually please one another. Call me naive, but one of the reasons why threesomes seemed so daunting to was because of all of the damned work in satisfying 2 people. But hell, be a pillow queen to 2 other people? Taking the 3 person fuck plunge sounds better already.

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Fluid: Men Redefining Sexuality

Ok, ok, I know Fluid: Men Redefining Sexuality has already been reviewed on HM4H, but I really wanted to watch this movie. I’ve been talking about MMF threesomes with a friend from Georgia for the past month, and to say that the MMF3 is on my mind is like saying Jennifer Lawrence might be thinking about the Oscars. So, this one is for you, dear Southern friend, and your box of tissues/sock.

I’m already a fan of Reel Queer Productions, so I had absolutely confidence that this film would deliver. And oh, man, did it! The stars are all so attractive, both to the eye and to the filthy, intellectual mind. While it’s easy to skip around the video and get to the fucking, you’d lose out on the very worthwhile video interviews with these dude cuties. Jack Hammer is into BDSM! Deviant Kade is a puppy and was a pony! (And he was recently featured in Rubber Bordello, winner of the 2013 AVN Award for Best BDSM Release.) YES! YES! YES! My deviant, kinky, queerdo heart is all aflutter!

I like the style-interview and then fucking. I can’t say that I always want realism with my porn, but I do like to know if the players are having fun and if they’re doing something, and someone, they really want to do. Not only are these guys talking about their sexual versatility, but they are mining through layers of sexuality, identity, current desires, and past experiences to let the viewer know who they are and what they want. Knowing that the people are getting off on something besides a paycheck really stokes my fire. (You know, because I mentally add myself in to their scenes.) And dudes who are into dudes rock my fucking world. I mean, do you have any doubts about Rose and Tommy Midas enjoying themselves here?

I feel like this film rendered me horny, joyful, and unable to properly articulate what I want to say. I like to see some cock-on-cock rocking, and I envy the female costars who participated in each scene. Ahem:

Lady Boner Killer: The soundtrack. Sounds like what you’d hear in a topiary store in your suburban mall.

Bonus Clit Sweller: The curtains and vintage dining set Rose’s kitchen scene! They even match his Tommy Midas’s sexy underpants! And is that a giant French press? *

*I have a bit of an interior decorating fetish. We don’t even have time to get into that here.

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