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Hot Reviews: A Thing Of Beauty

When I began watching Dana Vespoli’s A Thing Of Beauty, I knew a few things right off the bat-it was going to be super hot, compelling, and maybe a little twisted. What I wasn’t prepared for was the incredible pornographic psychodrama that ensued. Of course, any porn directed by a woman has my immediate attention, but Dana Vespoli’s directorial work has a specific style and finesse that is nothing short of artistic.

A Thing Of Beauty is, of all Dana Vespoli’s films, a standout favorite of mine. As both a bibliophile and a professional pervert, I was ecstatic to find that Dana based her premise for Beauty off of the 2015-06-18_15-04-16classic Faustian legend of one selling their soul to the devil in order to gain an earthly desire. In this case, Bree Daniels is a depressed, mousy girl working a shitty temp job. She can’t get a man to save her life, and she’s at the end of her rope…literally. Just before Bree is about to end it all, she sees an infomercial on her TV for the “Victoria Hook Two-Part Plan” to turn things around and start living the life that she deserves. Bree watches as the scary-beautiful Victoria, played by Dana Vespoli, works her she-devil magic and sells the hell out of the extremely vague plan that consists of “believing and receiving.” Easy enough, Bree figures, and calls the number on her screen. She has no idea what a fateful, yet sexy, decision she’s made!2015-06-16_11-46-03

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After meeting Victoria Hook and signing some documents (without paying much attention), it’s official-Bree Daniels has made a deal with the devil! Victoria ensures her that the life-changing effects of this pact will be noticeable within 24 hours. Bree goes home, 2015-06-18_15-06-42unaware of the price she’s just paid, and goes to bed. When she wakes up, looking more like the Bree Daniels-sexpot we’re accustomed to seeing, she has an extra pep in her step and she’s ready to see what this two-part plan is all about. As she’s walking down the street, she runs into none other than the dreamy Logan Pierce. Once Logan gets a glance at Bree’s newfound confidence and rockin’ bod, he invites her out for coffee. Sparks fly as they desperately clutch their Starbucks cups in order to conceal the copyrighted logo, and soon the new couple is headed to the bedroom. This was the first guy-girl scene of Bree’s that I’ve watched, and fans of her lesbian work will be pleased to find that she’s as demure as ever even while being ferociously penetrated. Logan starts out the foreplay by eating Bree’s pussy with her perfect ass in his face. I mean, seriously, look at her flawless, porcelain cheeks. She’s got quite the jealousy-inducing booty! After some expertly executed cunnilingus, Bree goes to town on Logan’s handsome cock. The sex that follows was nothing out of the ordinary for a straight, hardcore scene, but watching two gorgeous people fuck is always awesome.

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The following Monday, Bree lands a new job and can’t wait to get started. She takes the bus to the address of her new office, but finds that the directions led her right into the middle of the woods. Things are starting to get creepy! Shadows pass in the forefront and Bree is rightfully creeped out. Suddenly, two mysterious women-Sinn Sage and Karlie Montana-appear out of nowhere at Bree’s side. They’re wearing top hats and all black, and something about the look in their eyes makes evident the fact that 2015-06-18_15-11-54Sinn and Karlie are not of this earth. In fact, I’m pretty positive these chicks are demons sent by Victoria Hook. Well, the demon-girls grab Bree and pull her down into a graffiti-covered tunnel, where they proceed to grope and undress the frightened girl. They laugh and moan and inform her that they’re going to make her “do things she’s never done before.” Soon, Sinn and Karlie have Bree pinned against the wall as they lick and finger her pussy. Bree meekly submits to the Sapphic fiends and a hellishly hot lesbian threesome ensues! For someone who was raised Catholic, the demonic dirty talk hit home in a specifically sexy-but-scary way for me, especially the Jesus-cross dildo that Sinn and Karlie fuck Bree with. This was a seriously twisted, awesome scene.

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I admit this is my favorite scene. Bree must’ve passed out after Sinn and Karlie fucked her brains out, because she awakens in a weird 2015-06-18_15-13-52plane of existence that is surely hell. Bree opens one of the velvet curtains she’s surrounded by to reveal Lea Lexis adorned in a spine-chilling ballerina-doll costume, dancing in pointe shoes like she’s possessed. That freaks Bree out, as it should, so she moves on to the next curtain to see what lies behind. Bree opens the curtain to everyone’s favorite femdom, Aiden Starr, cinched in a leather corset with appropriately black, demonic makeup covering her face. Aiden is caressing Skin Diamond, asking if she’s in pain. Skin Diamond is a fallen angel, and her wings were ripped off, as evidenced by the feathery scars on her back. Aiden makes Skin Diamond say that she’s better off without her wings, and Aiden proceeds to spank Skin Diamond’s gorgeous ass. In typical Aiden Starr style, Aiden says some hilarious shit while she dominates Skin Diamond. When Skin Diamond moans “oh god” as Aiden continuously stimulates her G-spot with her fingers, Aiden stops and demands, “Don’t say ‘god’ anymore.” Because, get it, 2015-06-18_15-16-12they’re in hell! Aiden flogs Skin Diamond while asking her why she’s such a fucking slut, but Skin Diamond doesn’t have a good enough answer. “You’re a fucking whore for no good reason?” Aiden quips, and continues punishing her ass with the flogger. When Skin Diamond pushes her ass out, Aiden says, “This is the naughtiest little pussy I’ve ever laid my fucking eyes on.” Aiden makes Skin Diamond eat her pussy as some really hot punishment, and Skin Diamond is able to make her cum. Aiden is proud of her angel-turned-devilslut, and some really awesome strap-on sex ensues. I can’t give this scene enough credit, so if you like kinky lesbian scenes, just go ahead and watch it already!

 

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Bree’s mind is blown, as it should be, so she retreats back to another2015-06-18_15-19-55 curtain, where none other than the devil herself, Victoria Hook, and Mick Blue are about to get it on. Mick Blue is another fallen angel, and as Victoria gropes his body, she says, “I love turning good boys out.” Victoria shakes her hot ass and tells Mick, “So many bad things have happened here.” That’s all the she-devil needs to say, and Mick rips open her pantyhose and begins to rim her. Victoria turns around and sucks Mick’s huge dick, and soon the two are having hardcore anal sex the way I’d imagine Satan would enjoy it. All throughout the ass-pounding, we know Bree is watching from afar. When the steamy encounter is over, Victoria Hook approaches Bree and informs her that she’s cashing in on her half of the deal. This is the part in all Faustian schemes where the devil collects the protagonists’ soul, and even this porn movie doesn’t skip out on that half of the deal. When Bree realizes she’s sold her soul to the devil, 2015-06-18_15-24-56she puts her head in her hands and calls Victoria “heartless.” In response, Victoria reveals that-indeed-her heart has been ripped out of her chest, right between those perky tits! The only way Bree can get out of this deal is if she offers up another soul to Victoria in replace of her own. When Victoria asks if she’d sacrifice Logan Pierce’s soul instead, Bree admits that she could never do that to someone, and somehow this pure-heartedness frees Bree from the deal! Suddenly, Bree wakes up at home in bed with Logan, and *cue Biggie* -IT WAS ALL A DREAM. Thankful she isn’t stuck in hell with those sex-crazed demons, Bree wakes Logan up and begins to kiss him. Logan pans over to the camera, and the last thing we see before the screen goes black is his face transform into a dark, devilish grin.

All in all, A Thing Of Beauty is one of the coolest movies I’ve had the privilege of reviewing at HotMoviesForHer, and I highly suggest you check it out; if not for the incredible sex, for the insanely cool plot. Dana Vespoli has truly created a porn masterpiece here, and I’m really thankful that intelligent female directors like her are so active in the industry these days. For more movie reviews and sex-related stuff, follow me on twitter @BridgetXXXXXXX and all of us @hotmoviesforher!

 

 

Hot Reviews: Fifty Shades Of A Tranny

2015-06-10_13-06-39Directed by Michelle Austin2015-06-10_15-59-09 herself, Fifty Shades Of A Tranny is an intimate documentation of a MTF and FTM trans relationship as Austin and her partner, Dicky Johnson, delve into their kinks and explore each others’ bodies in a loving and earnest fashion. Spliced between the actual porn content of the movie are interviews with the stars in which Michelle and Dicky explain the extraordinary, awesome nature of their relationship as a straight couple entrenched in the trans-porn community. In this unique documentary-porn, Michelle Austin and Dicky Johnson open up the dialogue about not only what it means to be a straight trans couple, but how it has shaped and changed their personal definitions of their own sexualities, and ultimately how comfortable and happy they are now that they’ve found each other. I have to say that the level with which Michelle and Dicky chose to divulge with their audience set the tone for some really sincere and moving sex scenes. Even when the two engage in a little messy action, you know it’s coming from a place of love-something that’s consistently lacking from sex scenes involving lots of body fluids.

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2015-06-10_13-05-20Michelle Austin and Dicky Johnson are quite the debonair pair as they passionately kiss and undress each other. In the interviews, we see Michelle fresh-faced and makeup free, and she looks stunning when she’s glammed up too! Soon, the “Fifty Shades” element is revealed as Dicky pins Michelle’s hands over her head and blindfolds her. A little sensuous breast play leads to Dicky ripping off Michelle’s fishnets as he begins to teasingly blow her. Things get even hotter when she’s flipped on her stomach and Dicky begins to finger and rim her ass. Clearly, all this hot action is steaming Michelle up for the when Dicky rides her, and ride her he does! Dicky is the Dom in this scene, and as such he requires some affirmations from Michelle in the form of some “Yes, sir” as he continues to ride her and occasionally slap her face. When Michelle gets on top of Dicky, the two whisper inaudibly to each other as they fuck. I wanted to hear more of what they say to each other during sex, but the scene ends before I find out. The scene also ends without a cum shot, which is fine with me, but some may find this a little disappointing.

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The roles are reversed in this next scene as Michelle gets to dominate Dicky. When asked how she feels about being in control of the person she loves, Michelle responds, “The best ways or the best times to be in control are with the people you love, because there’s that trust,” and I couldn’t agree more. While Dicky reveals that he’s usually the dominant in his personal life, he admits that he likes the freeing release of letting someone dominate him for a change. The scene opens with Michelle looking smokin’ hot in a pair of knee-high leather boots, which Dicky proceeds to lick. He’s turned on by leather, and Michelle doesn’t spare him this particular kink with those kickass shoes. Next, Michelle ties Dicky’s hands together and pins him to a door, spreads his legs and begins to finger him. She starts off slowly at first, but as the heat of the moment builds more momentum and fingers are added! Michelle ends the hot encounter with a sweet kiss, and I can tell that the trust they have for each 2015-06-10_13-09-01other extends far beyond the bedroom. Their relationship is as beautiful as it is enviable.

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Now, I’m not the biggest fan of messy play, so I could’ve done without this scene. But, as Michelle and Dicky explain prior to this scene, this is something they enjoy doing, and I’m not in the business of judgment. This movie is an overall exploration of this particular couple’s kinks, and  messy play is something that turns them on, so why not show it? Michelle lays in the bathtub while Dicky douses on her perfectly made-up face. There are plenty of ways to remove one’s makeup, and Michelle chose to go the kinkiest route! Not my favorite scene, but those who like this will appreciate it.

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As someone who enjoys to be dominated by her man, this was my favorite scene. Dicky has Michelle restrained as paddles her voluptuous ass. Dicky looks really hot here with his shirt off in his natural role as the Dom-you can tell this is where he’s most comfortable. Dicky controls Michelle’s cock, jerking her off and denying her her orgasm, demanding “I’m cumming first.” Michelle has no choice but to quiver and obey. Dicky unties Michelle and pushes her down to give him some head, and some face-fucking ensues until, by the sound of Dicky’s moans, it’s evident our girl has completed her task!

While I love watching any real-life porno couple have sex, there’s something undeniably way cooler about Michelle Austin and Dicky Johnson’s relationship. It’s hard enough as a straight cis person to find someone who matches your exact kinks and quirks, so for two trans people to find their perfectly compatible lover is a really great thing to see. Their sex life is something every couple should strive to achieve-mutual respect, love, and overall openness to each others’ wishes and desires.

If you want to find out more about this amazing couple, check out Andi’s exclusive interview with them, & for more movie reviews and sexy stuff, follow me on Twitter @BridgetXXXXXXX and all of us @hotmoviesforher!

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Happy Easter Fucking!

Incase you didn’t know, Easter porn is totally a thing. Yep. To be honest though, it’s pretty much just pornstars in bunny ears, fucking like out of control rabbits. But hey, I’d rather see that than fucking that literally themed itself around celebrating the resurrection of Christ. Imagine it. Go on. Jizzus Christ. Res-erection. Hmm.

Anyway, behold! Three Easter-themed pornos to make your Easter weekend just that little bit filthier! Hop to it!

Easily my top pick for a little Easter weekend masturbation has to go to scene one of Anal Acrobats. The scene features butt magician Dana DeArmond, hardcore hottie Sasha Grey and is directed by the god of capturing circus-style anal sex on film – Jay Sin. I have been gagging to see this film ever since I saw a teaser of it in a magazine once and guess what? It’s even better than I expected. The scene begins like any good Easter porno should – with babes dressed like bunnies. Dana and Sasha hop around and dry hump each other, while sniffing each others butts. Pretty soon they start going at it like rabbits, with Dana pulling Sasha’s thong to the side and rimming her, before filling her butt up with balls that match the colour of her lingerie. In true Jay Sin style, there is a buttload of ass to mouth in this scene, including a particularly hot moment involving Dana choking on Sasha’s post-ass balls, after Sasha holds Dana’s nose closed shut. All in all, Anal Acrobats delivers a very hot, ass-centric scene. Watch Anal Acrobats here.

 

 

Easter Bunny 2 stars Lori Anderson, who looks deliciously cute and Easter-y in a thong, ruffly skirt and fluffy bunny ears. Lori gives us a ‘sweet treat’, as she calls it and undresses while playing with her pussy and talking dirty to the camera. “You getting that cock nice and hard” My 7” Tantus silicone cock is always hard for you, Lori. Our Easter bunny spreads her legs and plays ‘hide the Easter egg’ with herself, emptying the basket beside her and filling up the one between her legs. Easter Bunny 2 is definitely a quality over quantity, with the scene only running for about 8 minutes. But, if you like your bunnies of the Lori-variety, aka, cute as hell but with a mouth that could make a sailor blush, then this scene is for you! Watch Easter Bunny 2 here.

 

 

 

 

Easter Bunny Teenies 1 contains 3 scenes, only one of which is Easter themed. It features brunette cutie Michelle Lynn who clearly loves Easter as much as she loves making porno. The scene starts with her looking ridiculously cute in bunny ears and doing a little Easter egg arts and crafts construction at the kitchen table. Easter clearly gets her frisky as she removes her panties at lightning speed and begins to play with herself, teasing the camera man who makes it no secret that he wants to play with her. It was pretty hot watching Michelle play with herself and make the camera man fetch her Hitachi for her, without letting him join in. Easter Bunny Teenies 1 is cute, cheeky and very amateur but it’s a great ride. Watch Easter Bunny Teenies 1 here.

I’ve run out of time, but honourable mentions of other Easter pornos go to Human Easter Basket and Platinum Bunny Contest!

Enjoy!