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The Authentic Lesbian Review: The Candidate

Dana Vespoli is a fucking genius! The last flick I watched from Dana also happened to be a Sweethearts Video title called Lefty that I completely went ape shit over (review here), and following up with The Candidate was exactly what I needed. The plot is beyond captivating, nothing new for my fellow Dana fanatics, the acting is so spot on you once again forget you’re watching a porno, something I really value, and, of course, the sex is great. The Candidate is situated in today’s hostile and terrifyingly politically charged good ole U S of A. Sounds incredibly sexy right!?

Scene 1 – Penny Pax & Casey Calvert

When we open, Democratic Senator Jen Hanlon is in position to be the first woman president of the United States of America, and her ad is playing on TV. From the very beginning you’re going to get this parody because Dana wastes no time setting up parallels. Senator Hanlon can’t help but remind one of Hillary Clinton with the sexy swag that only Brandi Love can bring, but before you even see her the message is going to sound very familiar. “The usual liberal bullshit”, which we’re reminded of by Republican Senator Trip Mathis (played by the convincing Alec Knight), as he so gently puts it before rambling about some clip of him shaking an oriental’s hand missing from his own ad. Right away he’s annoying as fuck (his name is Trip for crying out loud!). Well done Mr. Knight!

Also right away, we get a sort of stick-it-to-the-douche-homophobe-Republican-know-it-all-white-dude moment when it becomes obvious that Senator Mathis’ daughter, Penny Pax (yes, her beautiful breasts are also here!) is a lesbian fucking her best friend, Casey Calvert, right under his nose in his own house (reminds me of some fun times). Casey mentions Senator Hanlon’s new and highly effective campaign ad and the two briefly discuss Penny’s pop before clearing their heads and doing the nasty. I haven’t seen Pax’s big bouncy boobs in a while, so when the pair began taking their clothes off I couldn’t wait. I was so anxious that I seriously think my favorite part of the entire scene was when Casey put both of Penny’s tits in her mouth, a challenge I more than welcome, and gave a quick motor boat. I flipped! I really, really like Penny’s boobs…

Anyway, the sex throughout the scene was pretty basic as far as positions go. Casey started off by fondling Penny for a while before eating her asshole out and fingering her to god knows how many orgasms. It’s Penny’s turn, and she flips Casey over returning the favor with a really sloppy head job that is sure to turn on, and a little dirty talk. They 69 which briefly turns into Penny sitting on Casey’s face because the tongue game is that strong, and at one point I thought she was going to have to jump down, but she rode Casey’s face all the way to the bank and cashed in with a huge thank you in the form of fingers and lips. It was crazy hot for a first scene.

Scene 2 – Brandi Love & Julia Ann

Finally we get to meet Senator Hanlon. She’s being interviewed by Dana Vespoli about her recent heroic act where she ran into a burning school building and saved a bunch of kids from horrible fire death. Turns out her instincts just kicked in and her years of volunteer fire work under her fire chief dad more than paid off. Not only did she save lives, but the publicity she’s getting is right on time and to top things off she gets to go home and sleep with Julia Ann…Julia fucking Ann! Have you ever seen Brandi Love and Julia Ann in the same room together, let alone kissing and touching all over each other!? It’s better than paradise and it’s happening! I mean, look at them up there. You can’t tell me that isn’t a sexy overload. The only thing that threw me slightly off was Julia literally rolling into the room in a wheelchair. Dana, the subtleties are not lost on me! Mostly though I wanted to see if Julia would be able to stay in character with Brandi undressing and sucking on every inch of her body. Getting her on the bed was the toughest challenge I saw in the near future, and my dreams of watching it go down were cut short by editing. I get it though…

What I didn’t expect was the level of sensitivity the wheelchair introduced into the scene. Senator Hanlon loves and respects her partner and it’s obvious in the extra care she demonstrates while undressing and caressing her. It’s also apparent through their words. In-between kissing we learn that the two gorgeous women have been together for quite some time and the passion is still incredibly strong in their relationship. There are millions of ways to introduce sensitivity into a movie scene, especially a lesbian plot-based scene, but the wheelchair was different, creative, and effective. As Brandi gently kisses down Julia’s body it’s easy to get lost in this fake-relationship (see what I did there) and forget this isn’t just a love scene in a made-for-TV flick. I always appreciate when a porno takes me out of the normal porno element and makes me forget where I am, and Dana is great at it. The chemistry really makes this scene and watching it was just as fun.

Both of these experienced women know their way around the female body and they’re comfortable in theirs so the sex is going to be exactly what you’ve come to expect from a Sweethearts title. Brandi is super focused on pleasing Julia, paying attention to every little detail, ensuring she hit all the right spots at just the right moment. Since Julia’s legs don’t work, it kind of forces the pair into moments of scissoring that will force you over the edge. The position is pretty sexy itself, throw these two moaning, making sexy time faces, bumping clits with juices running down every which way into the mix and yeah, it’s a good time! There was a slightly awkward mostly chuckle-worthy part where Julia wants to taste the Senator so Brandi kind of rolls her over and she flaps on her stomach. It made me smile.

After all the lovemaking is over shit gets real, typical for a Dana Vespoli flick, with Julia letting the Senator know she thinks it’s time to come out of the closet and there’s no better place to do it than the LGBTQ rally she’s due to speak at. Possible future prez brings up a good point though. Yeah, while it does seem disingenuous to speak at the rally and not come out as a lesbian, she’s been in the public eye for a really long time without revealing that part of her identity and it could be seen as an attention grab. Plus, she’s a woman running for president! We already know how hard that is and that people will still rather see a crazy too-damn-tan-for-his-own-good man with no political background over an experienced and qualified woman, but hey, I just write about porn…

Scene 3 – Brandi Love & Bree Daniels & Uma Jolie

Meanwhile back at the rich boys club, Senator Mathis sends his campaign manager on a hunt for dirt on his competition, and man is it good dirt! Senator Hanlon made a sex tape back in college with two of her sorority sisters and the shit is out! After locating and securely hiding my college tape fun times (I plan to run as Kanye’s VP next go round – anyone can win right?) I was back to being glued to the screen. Senator tight-ass is stressed all the way out while Trip, who I’m waiting on to trip over something at some point in this movie, loves every minute of watching it. It’s a damn good threesome to say the least! Bree Daniels and Uma Jolie are hot as fuck and make the perfect DTF sorority sisters for a young freaky Senator Hanlon.

I love how the sex starts instantly in this scene. Before you know it Bree Daniels’ sexy redhead ass is sitting on Brandi’s face while Uma sucks her off. I always preach of balance is key in threesomes (and life) and without it the experience doesn’t come across as fun and exciting. You don’t have to worry about that this time around. Every woman in this scene is sucked, fucked, fingered, fondled, kissed, and licked to the point of no return and back again. I think Uma got it the best while in the pile-driver position with Bree fingering her pussy non-stop and Brandi working steadily on her clit. By the end of it all I think I was more exhausted than they were…

Scene 4 – Karlie Montana

Senator Hanlon neither confirms nor denies she’s on the sex tape (we all know what that means) but stands firm on her stance about slut shaming and attempts to divert everyone away from consensual adults fucking on tape to matters of poverty and the education system, you know, shit that matters. She even gives the press a “good day” at the end of her speech. Senator Mathis is still eating this up while giving his take on the sex tape, while Hanlon is explaining things to her wifey boo and trying to figure out how to clean up her image.

In what I’m considering a celebratory move, Senator Mathis calls over a friend who I’d put at least 50 bucks on as an escort (rich man’s prostitute) and has himself a nice glass of liquor while watching her masturbate. Solo scenes fascinate me for a variety of reasons but I found myself more than the usual turned on during this one. The music is sexy, Karlie Montana is hot as fuck, the lingerie is even spot on; this scene just sets the perfect mood. Watching Karlie strip-tease and grind her body up against the bed could have lasted for hours as far as I’m concerned. The heels were a little dangerous in my opinion, but still, great scene and great scene placement. That Vespoli is really something man.

Scene 5 – Kira Noir & Lyra Louvel

Holy shit! I haven’t even dried my fingers when in walks Senator Mathis’ daughter to see Senator Hanlon and my jaw hit the floor. I don’t trust it. Either her pop put her up to something or he’s about to get fucked over major by his blood. Turns out Penny agrees that what her father is up to as far as dragging Hanlon through the mud is wrong, and wanted to come to apologize for his actions. She also reveals she’s a lesbian, a Democrat, and voting for the opposition. Trip is in world war 3 and doesn’t even know it! I almost feel bad for the guy. That conversation ends rather pleasantly and I feel pretty confident Penny will figure out the right time and place to talk to her father, if she ever gets home safely. Just as I thought shit seemed to be getting sketchy, Penny is snatched up and turns up dead the next morning. Dana always know how to keep that mood going…

Now Trip is all fucked up, and I’m all fucked up, and the mood is all fucked up. Plus Penny Pax fake-dead is not a fun thing to see. Dana brings it back to focus by letting this story take us into our 5th and final scene featuring my favorite at the moment, Kira Noir, and the lovely Lyra Louvel. Poor Senator Trip is trying to drown his sorrows in alcohol and lady juices, so he invites these two sex divas over to get it on while he watches (does Dana think Trump can’t get it up and that’s why he’s obsessed with beauty and what can be seen, or is that just me?). Again, we’re right into the sex of it all, but not long before the action starts, Senator Mathis gets up and leaves. I get it. I know I’m watching a porno and sex is the main objective here but something about this scene just felt too soon. I know nobody really died, but you get pulled into the story so deeply that help but feel the plot.

Being the professional I am, I pushed through the hard times and found myself incredibly turned on by Kira and Lyra as well as the dark contrasted theme of the scene. Lyra goes down on Kira first, making her squirm and moan, then the favor is returned and Lyra’s bush was cool to see. Everybody is always so manicured these days. Anyway, they trade clit-jobs for a while before scissoring to multiple orgasms (I swear Kira was fucking Lyra no strap necessary at one point!), but my favorite part was (and usually always is) when the hitachi was pulled out. That thing is powerful, and watching women having orgasm after orgasm with their bodies shaking completely out of control is beyond intoxicating, especially when the women are this hot. Even their moans were enough to push me over the edge. The sex was light and playful in this scene and I’m happy I stuck around for it. At one point Lyra is teasing Kira and Kira responds with a huge laugh “you fucking bitch…” Now that’s when you know you’re having a good time and doing it the right way. I wonder if they even noticed Trip bounced way earlier…

So dig this crazy ass drama going on… Senator Mathis’ own campaign manager killed his daughter. He knew the Senator’s daughter was gay and followed her to Senator Hanlon’s hotel room. He probably thought they fucked and wanted to talk to her in an attempt to protect the Senator. Seeing him behind bars was gratifying but I wish somebody punched him in the face before all was said and done. To keep things moving, Hanlon won the election, Mathis congratulated her on inauguration day, and they even had a heart-to-heart about her last conversation with his daughter. My only beef was the way Hanlon came out during her acceptance speech. Something about it felt sneaky to me, like she couldn’t do it unless she was already elected and they couldn’t take it back. That’s more like a personal problem than an actual critique, but it stuck with me during her final words. Don’t you love with a porno makes you think!?

The Candidate is another classic Dana Vespoli and Sweetheart Video can add to their vault of hits. The story is rooted in real life and completely captivating, and the acting drives the whole thing. I was so intrigued by the acting in fact that I reached out to Brandi Love for a quote on what it was like playing a Democrat when she’s so openly and publicly conservative, to which she replied via Twitter “I LOVED the part! Reminded me that there are a number of issues where I’m comfortably left of center.” And it left me with a feeling of hope people. That’s right, porn gave me hope! At the end of the day, it’s up to us regular everyday citizens to let the government know how we feel, and Brandi Love’s acting and role in this movie reminded me that the only responsible way to do that is issue by issue. Alright, I’ll stop preaching, but real shit, check out The Candidate, follow me on Twitter @authenticlezz1, and let me know what you think of porn, politics and Penny’s precious boobs! You stay classy, horny people.

Mother’s Little Helper Review

Mother’s Little Helper from director B. Skow ominously opens with this title card:

Explanation of Mothers Little Helper song and porno

Alrighty then!

Mother's Little helper BoxcoverFrom the outset, Skow lets his audience know that we’re in for a nasty, wild ride that’s going to push the boundaries of feature porno. To be honest, I’m really not sure how to review this movie. Mother’s Little Helper has a lot to take in, and is one of Skow’s darkest movies yet. Having dealt with disability, kidnapping, grief, psychiatry, and family fantasies, Skow now tackles mental illness and pharmaceuticals as an homage to the Rolling Stones.

Here, the “little yellow pill” is anthropomorphized as a beautiful young Englishwoman in a yellow sundress, Emily, played by the stunning Ava DeLush. Emily is a ghostly presence, seducing housewife Angie (a deliciously unhinged Dana DeArmond) and haunting her family. This family includes Angie’s stepdaughter Bianca (a surprising, standout performance by Kasey Warner), Bianca’s father Mick (Evan Stone), and Mick’s ex-wife, pharmacist Claudine (Penny Pax gamely playing a role that might be a bit too old for her). On the periphery are Kasey’s boyfriend Pete (Dane Cross) and Keith (Alec Knight).

Scene 1 – Dana DeArmond and Alec Knight

Dana DeArmond in Mother's Little Helper
Dana DeArmond as Angie

The flick opens with Bianca and Mick begging Claudine to help Angie by bringing Emily back. We cut to Angie having a breakdown, sobbing on the floor with lipstick smeared all over her face, when Mick appears to help her. She accuses him of having murdered Emily, when he then reintroduces Angie to the yellow-clad Emily. Angie cries with relief and happiness, leading to an abrupt cut to Angie drinking from a bottle in a bedroom with Emily by her side, presumably in a flashback. Mother’s Little Helper is full of strange, abrupt, non-chronological edits, giving the audience a sense of disorientation and confusion. It might be annoying in any other movie, but under Skow’s vision, it works and serves a purpose. Keith appears in the doorway, bottle in hand and smirk on his face, and Emily orders Dana to “suck his knob.” Dana laughs and gamely crawls towards Keith, unbuttoning his pants and giving him a sloppy, gaggy, deepthroaty blowjob leading him to cum in her mouth. It’s a scene that doesn’t quite fit into the rest of Mother’s Little Helper, as Keith never appears again, but it serves to show how Angie’s illness and addiction to Emily leads to infidelity and burdens her family. Other than that, it’s a perfectly sexy BJ scene, and a great intro to Angie’s mania and Emily’s seductive control.


Scene 2 – Kasey Warner and Dane Cross

Kasey Warner and Dane Cross in Mother's Little Helper
Kasey Warner and Dane Cross as Bianca and Pete

We cut again to Mick chasing Angie down the hallway, pulling her dress up, and ripping a patch off her belly so that he can flush it down the toilet against her protests. We cut again to Bianca and boyfriend Pete making out on the couch. It’s a classic “teens fuck before mom and dad get home” scene, and it works beautifully here. Throughout the movie, Bianca shows more concern and compassion towards her stepmother than any other character, and giving her a chance to fuck and have fun and be a normal young woman is refreshing and sweet. I’d never really noticed 20 year-old actress Kasey Warner before Mother’s Little Helper, but she’s definitely someone that I’m looking forward to seeing more of. She has some of the best acting chops that I’ve seen since Carter Cruise, and her fuck skills are sexy as hell. This is probably my favorite scene of the movie, with Pete fingering Bianca’s pussy and giving her tons of head before she returns the favor. They fuck in cowgirl, reverse, doggy, and spoon, and even get a little rough with Pete slapping Bianca’s tits. The cumshot barely registered, but I didn’t mind at all. Skow films the scene brilliantly, keeping his subjects well framed and lit, a testament to his time spent as a fashion photographer.

After the fuckery is over, Mick and Angie come home in the midst of fighting over the car keys; a frantic Angie refuses to hand them over, screaming that Mick murdered Emily. Mick gets them back from her and Bianca and Pete run for cover.


Scene 3 – Dana DeArmond and Ava Dalush

Ava DeLush and Dana DeArmond in Mother's Little Helper
Ava DeLush and Dana DeArmond as Emily and Angie

Well, here’s a bit of a mindfuck. The next scene opens with a shirtless Mick sitting down to breakfast, when Angie comes downstairs, looking radiant and smiley in a blue shirtdress and pretty hair. Mick asks when she had time to make breakfast, seeing as how she’s been asleep for three days after kissing Emily. Apparently this is NBD, as Mick and Angie are all smiles; Angie climbs onto Mick’s lap for some kissing and softcore reverse cowgirl. You thought this would be the sex scene? Think again, because suddenly Emily appears over Mick’s shoulder and a cut leads to a Sapphic session between Emily and Angie on a wood paneled room lit with gold light. They make out on the couch, smearing lipstick all over each other’s faces, before Angie goes to tease Emily’s pussy. It’s an erotic, spitty, playful lesbian scene, with lots of eyebrow raising dirty talk (“I’m gonna take care of you. You’re my little angel.”) Dana and Emily fuck each other like madcap teenagers, sniffing each other’s feet and sucking each other’s toes, constantly changing positions. One standout moment was Emily smothering Angie with her gorgeous ass in 69. They’re very bouncy and smiley, almost devilish in their interactions. Now, I normally love pretty, dirty lesbian scenes, but this was probably my least favorite scenes of the whole movie. Dana and Ava are two performers that I love, but they never quite settle into each other or give the viewer time to enjoy individual moments. But that’s just me; I tend to enjoy slower lesbian scenes, but people who prefer to watch two ladies just tear into each other will probably love this.

Scene 4 – Evan Stone and Penny Pax

Penny Pax and Evan Stone in Mother's Little Helper
Penny Pax and Evan Stone as Claudine and Mick

As Dana cums, the action suddenly switches to some family scenes; Bianca hugs Claudine goodbye, the family and Emily maniacally laughing around the dinner table as they toast to Emily, and an unsettling conversation over breakfast where Angie forgets that Bianca is not her biological daughter. Claudine and her ex-husband Mick have a heart-to-heart over the situation; Claudine is jealous and confused about Angie’s relationship with Bianca, while Mick feebly tries to assure her that everything will be alright. Claudine takes this opportunity to seduce the ex that left her for a nut, and Skow’s bizarre editing shows that Mick’s cock is pretty much magically already out of his pants. She deepthroats his cock, moaning all the while, and he eats her ass while rubbing her clit. They have pretty standard porno sex; they don’t have a ton of chemistry, but they do look great together. I adore Penny Pax, but I think that this scene would have been stronger had Skow cast an older actress; maybe Dana Vespoli, Mercedes Carerra, or Cherie Deville, to name a few.


Scene 5 – Dana DeArmond, Ava Dalush, and Kasey Warner

Ava DeLush Kasey Warner Dana DeArmond in Mother's Little Helper
Ava Delush, Kasey Warner, and Dana DeArmond as Emily, Bianca, and Angie

So here’s where things get real weird. Without giving away the ending, Angie truly loses her grip on reality and cuts a swath of terror and betrayal through the family. Claudine, Mick, and Bianca meet, and Claudine insists that they have to kill Emily. Still feeling sympathy for her stepmother, Bianca pleads her case, until she walks in on Angie fucking Pete on the kitchen. Emotionally broken, Bianca falls to the calming, escapist seductions of Emily. It’s a madcap series of short scenes, and a testament to B. Skow’s ability to draw beautiful, believable performances from his cast. Kasey Warner in particular is excellent (it helps that she bears a striking resemblance to Shailene Woodley.) What happens next is a short (only about ten minutes long) but super weird and sexy threesome between Bianca, Angie, and ringleader Emily. Skow’s camera favors close-ups of his subjects’ bodies as they writhe around each other in blissful, hedonistic ecstasy. Angie and Bianca crowd around and worship Emily; at one point, Bianca tribs her while Angie sits on her face. It’s an improvement over the previous lesbian scene; the addition of a third woman anchors the performers, allowing them to settle into each others’ bodies. Despite its short length, this final scene is a superbly erotic and satisfying ending to Mother’s Little Helper.

Want to find out the fates of Angie, Bianca, Emily, and their family? Watch Mother’s Little Helper  on HotMoviesForHer today!

Judy Hologram is too cute and hungry to write a cute byline. You can follow her on Twitter @JudyHologram and the rest of us @HotMoviesForHer.

The Top 14 Hottest DILFs in Porn

With Father’s Day looming before us and plenty of sexy, older men on HotMoviesForHer worth watching, I decided to compile a list of the hottest over-35 male performers currently making porn, and making it well! Age is just a number, and you definitely don’t have to be a father to be a DILF in my book. Without further ado, here are my favorite DILFs in porn today:

2015-06-08_17-16-211. Manuel Ferrara

What can possibly be hotter than a super-hung scruffy guy with a French accent? That’s right-nothing. Manuel Ferrara is a long-standing porn crush of mine. Everything about him is delicious: his furry dad-bod, his commanding sexual performance, and the inaudible things he mutters in French when he’s about to cum. Some things really do get better with age, and Ferrara is one of them! Kayden Kross is one lucky lady.

2015-06-08_17-06-482. Ramon Nomar

This Venezuelan hottie brings his Latin flavor to every performance he’s in. Not typically one to turn up the volume during scenes, I always make it a point to listen to the phrases Ramon Nomar utters while fucking. When he’s not calling his costars “mama,” he likes to encourage the women he’s fucking by showering them in compliments and, of course, spanking their asses with fervor! Once he gets rid of that faux-hawk he’s been rocking lately, I’ll be his “mama” anytime.

2015-06-08_17-07-153. Mick Blue

I’ll admit it-I’ve got a thing for uncut guys. Mick Blue’s penis is not only an uncircumcised masterpiece, but attached to a gorgeous Austrian man with piercing blue eyes-hence the last name. While Blue may be married to Anikka Albrite, I can’t quite say I’m jealous; instead, I’ll just squeeze between the both of them for a chance at this super-DILF!


2015-06-08_17-07-514. Steven St. Croix

A venerable performer with over 15 years in the industry, Steven St. Croix is a DILF-y favorite among the women at HMFH. Croix plays the father figure in many of the plot-oriented films he’s cast in, and it’s easy to see why. Croix’s authoritative presence, mixed with his mature age and delectable, toned physique make a girl want to enjoy the loving care of a decidedly way more experienced man.

2015-06-08_17-08-365. Rocco Siffredi

The incomparable Rocco Siffredi is an Italian Stallion I’d love to ride someday. Siffredi’s lustful enthusiasm and masterful anal scenes make him a favorite performer of mine. Combine his classically handsome look with that huge dick and you have a Euro-DILF for the ages. Not to mention, Siffredi has the cutest dimples ever. Awwuh.

2015-06-08_17-08-596. Lexington Steele

Lexington Steele is not only one of the most well-endowed male performers in recent memory, but he’s got a goddamn gorgeous smile. Steele’s performances are frequently nominated for awards, and he’s got plenty of trophies besides the one in his pants. An educated guy with a dual-degree in history and African American studies; I wouldn’t mind if Steele schooled me sometime. *winky face*

2015-06-08_17-09-257. Derrick Pierce

Derrick Pierce is an avid Crossfit devotee which, if you’ve seen his physique, isn’t much of a surprise. Pierce’s body is a smooth, solid muscle-mass covered in tattoos and most likely capable of fucking you into a coma. I’m not usually into bald dudes, but his “piercing” eyes coupled with his sculpted body are undeniably sexy. Plus, his fetish scenes are really fucking hot. I like a dominant man, and Pierce’s spanking scenes are worth watching even if you aren’t a spanking fanatic.

2015-06-08_17-10-048. Nacho Vidal

It doesn’t get much more caliente than a Spanish man with an 11-inch dick. Nacho Vidal has been a staple in the adult industry for almost two decades, and he’s really aging to perfection. Vidal looks like that one friend’s dad all the girls wanted to fuck in high school. Or like, the sexy older neighbor who you secretly watched mow the lawn every Saturday, hoping he’d pop that shirt off. A man with tattoos is always going to be hot in my book, but he’s also got some pearly-whites that are damn-near perfect. *swoon*

2015-06-08_17-10-489. Kurt Lockwood

Not only does Kurt Lockwood have a toned, bangin’ bod and impressive dick; this DILF-y, tattooed dude can really act. I always find myself mesmerized by Lockwood’s performances in films like B. Skow’s Gardener and Control. Besides his male-model figure and acting chops, Lockwood’s got some street cred as a musician too, having played and toured with Dee Dee Ramone. Who doesn’t love a mature, multi-talented guy?

2015-06-08_17-11-1910. Alec Knight

Alec Knight is pretty adorable. If I hadn’t watched him fuck girls up the butt a lot, I’d probably assume he was a stay-at-home dad or a paperweight collector. But nope, Knight is a straight-up DTF DILF with over 500 movies under his belt and really great sense of humor that makes me want to hang out with him in a sexual way. He used to work on the show Family Guy, which is also very awesome. I love funny, cuddly guys that happen to have big dicks.

2015-06-08_17-12-1111. Toni Ribas

Everyone loves Asa Akira, but Toni Ribas is the only guy worthy enough to lock down the gorgeous starlet. It’s pretty easy to see why; the Spanish stud is a solemn sex-machine. Ribas has spent nearly half his life in the industry, both directing and performing in award-winning movies like the Ibiza Sex Party series. And, weirdly enough, he kind of looks like Sopranos character Christopher Moltisanti, who I always had a crush on.

2015-06-08_17-12-5112. Erik Everhard

Erik Everhard reminds me of those aging boy band members from the 90s who are still pretty cute but have a hard time giving up those frosted tips. I can look past Everhard’s goofy spiked hair when I watch him go down on a girl, because he clearly knows what he’s doing! Plus, he usually maintains some level of scruff on his face in his scenes-an added plus for any girl that loves facial hair (me!).

2015-06-08_17-14-2913. Ryan McLane

Ryan McLane’s body is heart-stopping. I mean, this guy is fit. Beyond his chiseled 6-pack and sexy-sharp hip-bones, he’s got a pretty nice pecker. It’s not overwhelmingly huge, but it’s a nice dick nonetheless. McLane is nice for those slow, erotic scenes that some women enjoy, but I prefer him in a more fast-paced fuck like his scene in the movie, Our Father.

2015-06-08_17-15-0114. Prince Yahshua

Speaking of fit bodies, Prince Yahshua has the musculature of a body builder. Unlike most body builders, however, Yahshua has an incredible 11-inch cock that needs no performance enhancers! But don’t let this hulking hottie’s look fool you; he’s really a gentle giant. After reading a few interviews Yahshua’s done, it’s clear that Yahshua loves pleasing his female costars, and I can certainly appreciate a man that loves giving women pleasure.

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Free Porn Friday!

Each week we make free clip galleries of three movies for our affiliates to use… so why not share some of those clips here?

Welcome to Free Porn Friday!

First up is Addicted 2 Girls’ , scene two, with Samantha Ryan and Lyla Storm.

Check out the FREE GALLERY of clips from Lesbian Diaries!


Second is Daring Media Group’s , scene four, featuring Yuffie Yulan and Johnny Cockfill.

Check out the FREE GALLERY of clips from Mind Games!


And lastly, Hard Candy Films’ , scene two, featuring Asa Akira and Alec Knight.

Check out the FREE GALLERY of clips from Strap On Desires!

Hope you enjoyed. Have a great weekend!


Top Five Tuesday – Happy Part 4th of July!

Hello and Happy 4th of July! I searched high and low for decent 4th of July related pornos to keep you entertained, but sadly I couldn’t find anything worthy of your smut watching eyeballs. I couldn’t let this Top Five Tuesday go by without making some sort of XXX Independence Day tribute, so I decided to go with my favorite part/volume 4s from my favorite porno series. Aren’t I clever?

Boundaries 4 – I love watching these hot lesbians push their limits and relinquish control.  All 3 scenes are super intense, but the last scene starring Claire Adams and Sandra Romain takes the cake.  Sandra’s tits look amazing framed by the rope and watching her get turned on by Claire’s foot on her face is almost too much to handle.  This part 4 isn’t a rough sex flick, but it definitely gets kinky.  The ladies from Triangle Films totally know what’s up when it comes to porn for women.

Cum On My tattoo 4 – On the other end of the porno spectrum is Joanna Angel‘s crew getting down and dirty with the  threesomes, blowjobs, DPs and, of course, jizz covered tattoos!  These beautiful ladies are covered in ink and totally down for the sexin’.  A group of awesome porn dudes, including James Deen, Mr. Pete and Alec Knight, complete the masterpiece. P.S. DP = Double Penetration.
Belladonna’s Fucking Girls 4Belladonna has a talent for bringing out the best in the ladies on her porno sets.  By best I mean the dirtiest.  I never tire of seeing her leg warmed girlies loving on feet, pussies, asses and all the sex toys you can shake a dick at.  Ha!  Seriously, the sex is anything but vanilla and I love Belladonna for that.  I am so thankful that she has spread her glorious filth for all the world to enjoy.
Neo Pornographia Volume 4 – Raunchy and artsy.  Those are the two best words to describe this movie.  Per all of Michael Ninn‘s work, this flick is well shot, has has nice lighting and stars the cream of the porno crop.  It is the perfect blend of hardcore and art and I’m pretty into it.  A threesome starring Audrey Hollander, Marie Luv and Otto Bauer?  Yes, please.
Tristan Taormino’s Chemistry 4 (Disc 1) – I have to be honest, this is the Volume 4 that I really want to see.  I am shocked that a Tristan Taormino movie exists that I have yet to see.  It looks like a damn fun orgy and I can’t wait to see Sinnamon Love and Adrianna Nicole get it on!  I was never a fan of the Real World, but this is something I can get into.

Happy 4th of July!



This Isn’t Christmas Vacation – The XXX Parody

Christmas Vacation is my favorite movie to watch at Christmas time. It cracks me up and puts me in the holidays spirit. I know by now that porn spoofs are never going to live up to my love for the actual movies, but still I go back to them. It’s like some unhealthy relationship. I get excited to watch the smut version of one of my favorite TV shows or movies, only to be disappointed. Being that it is Christmas Eve Eve, I don’t want to be ALL negative ALL the time, but I have to be honest. I owe it to you.

This Isn't Christmas Vacation - The XXX ParodyThe acting was painful at best. The only person that attempted to emulate the actual character from the movie was Cousin Eddie, played by Alec Knight. He at least tried to capture the inflection in the real Cousin Eddie’s voice. I wasn’t expecting award winning gold here, but a little effort is always nice.

So what DID I like? I liked the play on Clarke’s crappy bonus. Instead of a Jelly of the Month Membership, he gets a Dildo of the Month Membership. I did get a little chuckle out of that, plus it let us right into a short masturbation scene starring Carolyn Reese. She quickly joined by an eager Clarke, played by Anthony Rosano. He goes to town eating her pussy and the two have a nasty fuck. I always imagined Clarke and Ellen to have dirty sex.

We are eventually treated to the rest of the family members’ scene a la fuck. There isn’t much comedy in between each one. We pretty much go from one fuck session to another. Sure this is porn, we’re all here to see some bangin’, but if you’re going to parody a National Lampoon movie, you need to make me laugh!

I hate to leave you with such a not nice review right before Christmas, but if you can’t trust me to keep it real on the porno front, who can you trust?

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Razordolls is a Jack The Zipper movie that I have heard of, but surprisingly haven’t watched yet.  The first scene stars Sasha Grey, James Deen and Alec KnightSasha Grey is up in the mix as well.

RazordollsWarning: This scene contains loads of filthy rotten rough fucking, cock sucking and anal.  If that isn’t your thing, stop here and don’t ask any questions.  If you are into this sort of debauchery, then welcome to Valhalla!

The scene starts with Sasha (pre-bush) in a ripped up white tank top, writhing on the floor and looking dead sexy as usual.  James and Alec enter scene and rip off her shirt and tightey whities as they slap her pussy and tits.  I guess Sasha is enjoying this too much because James Deen covers her mouth and pinches her nose shut.  Hotness!  Through all of this, she is looking at the camera with an honest smirk that says “I’m about the life fucked out of me and I’m stoked”!  Okay, maybe Sasha Grey wouldn’t use the word “stoked”, but she damn sure is pleased with what is going/ about to go down.

Alec blindfolds her and the fun begins.  On her knees, she gives them both sloppy wet blow jobs and basks in the glory of having two cocks in her mouth and on her face.  She loves it.  She even says so.  The boys stand her up (still blindfolded) and James fucks her from behind as Alec puts his man meat in her mouth.  From here, Sasha gets fucked every which way you can imagine.  She is a cowgirl in the best senses of the word.  Upon her request she gets butt sexed time and again as she gets nice and sweaty, just the way you’d expect.  I have to say, my favorite is when the dynamic threesome are standing and Alec Knight pumps her full of himself as James Deen stands in front of her with his hand around her throat.  The three of them are mushed together in a random hallway – just an upright pile of sweaty flesh.  They switch and repeat.  The boys spit on Sasha’s face (her request again) and rub it in, James puts his hand in her mouth, Sasha licks spit off the wall.  Oh, the dirt baggery and how I love it so.

All three eventually make it back to the floor.  Sasha takes both boys’ jizz on her face and she returns for more wall licking.  It’s this kind of welcomed disrespect that makes me love and appreciate the lovely and alluring Miss Sasha Grey.

Through all of the hard fucking, dirty talk and cock-in-mouth action, I think what I love most about this scene is Sasha Grey’s continuous eye contact with the camera.   Regardless of how intense the sex is, she makes it a priority to look back at camera/ at you.  She has a way of pulling you into the experience like no other.  She may have magical powers.  Whatever it is, she owns it – and I totally dig that.

I’ll come back to the rest of the scenes at some point, but Sasha deserved my full attention for today.