So you’ve made it to Valentine’s Day 2016 without snagging a significant other. Maybe you’ve had a recent breakup, or you’ve purposefully taken some time out of the game to focus on other things. Either way, excellent! Singlehood is way underrated, especially during the most romantic day on the calendar. You don’t have to worry about writing a sappy card or buying any tacky gifts, and you get to eat that entire box of chocolate without having to share it with anyone. The only thing you have to worry about this February 14 is what burrito fillings you’re going to get and which pair of pajamas you’re going to wear.
So what if your Valentine’s Day plans include kicking back to rubbing one out to some Grade A porno? You’re probably not looking to watch any cutesy couples-themed smut, but you still want some high quality eye candy. I’ve picked out the best of the best porno for your single needs!
Broken Vows – Digital Playground, 2015
If you want to watch something that practically screams “Love is dead,” then last year’s Broken Vows is for you. This high budget feature is adult’s answer to the revenge thriller Gone Girl, starring Digital Playground contract girl Eva Lovia as the vengeful femme fatale. When Eva’s marriage to Erik Everhard dissolves amid violence and infidelity, she suddenly goes missing and Erik finds himself at the center of a murder investigation. Digital Playground always delivers on high end plot driven smut, and Broken Vows just happens to star some of the prettiest and most talented people in the business today, including Dani Daniels, Mia Malkova, and Alexis Addams, and sometimes these very pretty people also shoot each other in the face after fucking each other.
Some of us want erotically charged fuckery that would make the residents of Sodom and Gomorrah blush, but without any of those pesky emotions involved. Carter Cruise Wide Open showcases the sexual and thespian talents of blonde pinup Carter Cruise, backed up by writers/directors/performers/real life couple Manuel Ferrara and Kayden Kross. Viewers follow a young nymphomaniac who pays for one night stands, running the gamut from anal to lesbianism, gang bangs to double penetration. While she has no problem walking away from her lovers and never looking back, the men that she leaves in her wake simply can’t forget.
Singlehood can be a great time to brush up on your fucking skills so that you’re ready to impress next time you find yourself in the sack with a partner. Educate yourself with the instructional series jessica drake’s Guide to Wicked Sex! Veteran performer jessica drake offers a calming presence as she leads viewers through lessons in eroticism, covering basics like consent and communication, before walking us through scenes with some of adults’ hottest stars. With 13 installments in the series and more to come, it won’t be hard to find a topic worth your while, with everything from anal play, plus sized loving, BDSM, and female ejaculation on the menu. Prefer to focus on your own pleasure? There’s also a guide to female masturbation!
Speaking of female masturbation, how about that AbbyWinters.com? This fantastic European/Australian studio first earned accolades for their amateur lesbian content, but their footage of girls masturbating, alone or together, is also worth your attention. Starring all natural, real amateur girls, these colorful, prettily filmed flicks show the ladies casually exploring their bodies as if there wasn’t a camera fixed on them. There’s a fair bit of body diversity, and you can rest assured that these are real deal orgasms. The latest masturbation flick from this studio is Watch Me!, which you should do, and then you should watch all the other ones too.
I’ve written about the series Dana Vespoli’s Real Sex Diary three times now, and with good reason. Vespoli one of the smartest, most inventive directors and stars on the scene right now, and her reality porn series handily showcases her intellectual, candid approach to sex. Real Sex Diary follows Vespoli as she hires her costars to fuck her on camera for the simple reason that she wants to hook-up without the hassle of setting up a dinner date or crafting a porno scenario around their encounter. It’s the perfect series for those of us who just wanna run some errands, fuck, give a farewell handshake, and then go home and finish watching Making A Murderer. Each installment in the series explores a different theme, but I have a particularly soft spot in my heart for Dana Vespoli’s Real Sex Diary 2.
If none of the above are rustling your jimmies, you might want to venture into some uncharted territory this Valentine’s Day. Have you ever wanted to explore some really freaky shit without Judgey McJudgerson glaring at you from the other side of the bedroom? Good news! Now that you’re single again, you’re free to delve into the wondrous nonsense of our WTF? category! Get to know sex doll Jenny in Regarding Jenny. Discover the eroticism of hands in Hands. Were you one of those kids that made their Barbies fuck each other? Relive those memories with Nightmare Museum. Add a little magic to your masturbation session with PornoMation 3 – DreamSpells. I have no idea what’s going on in Autumn Squash With Savory Cock, but it sure looks tasty! Whatever you do, don’t miss scene 2 of office favorite Somewhere Under The Rainbow, when Panther crawls out of a blanket and straight into our hearts and minds.
Whether you’re spending Valentine’s Day 2016 in the company of friends, lovers, or just your own beautiful self, you’ll have a great flick to romance yourself with!