Iron Man XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody (Disc 1)

I’ll be the first to admit that I’m a total nerd for comic book movies.  I’m not going to act like a I’ve read the actual comics, but I have an affection for the movies made after them and Iron Man is among my favorites.  I love Robert Downey Jr. in the role of Tony Stark (AKA Iron Man).  He is funny, charming, smart and I would totally fall for him if I was a comic book character.  If we’re choosing, I want to be Black Widow (Natasha Romanoff).

Iron Man XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody (Disc 1) Unfortunately, Robert Downey Jr. isn’t in Iron Man XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody, even though we would all really love to see his sexy-time moves.  Seth Gamble plays the part instead.  He does a decent job, but he lacks the confidence that Iron Man possesses.  I’m not mad at you, Seth.  We can’t all be the most valuable star in Hollywood!

Let’s talk about porno.  The threeway with Tony Stark, a bodyguard, and a reporter (Tanya Tate) in scene 1 is only okay.  The sex is pretty formulaic and Tanya is rarely, if ever, without a cock in her mouth.  Not that blowjobs are a bad thing, I just like a little variety at times.  Tony (Seth) has his glowing arc reactor in his chest during the scene and throughout the movie which is awesome.  The arc reactor is Iron Man’s power source and the only thing keeping him alive (for those of you who don’t know what the hell I’m talking about). The scene isn’t overly exciting, but it is a good display of Tanya Tate’s skills.

This parody doesn’t really parallel the Iron Man movies.  As the XXX story goes, Iron Man reveals his identity and his enemies come after him – The Hulk, Madame Masque, Justin Hammer, and Justin.  Black Widow is on Iron Man’s side.  Most notable is the sex scene starring The Hulk (Jordan Lane) and Black Widow (Chanel Preston).  It is pretty high energy and both performers really get into character.  I have the same complaint with this scene is the same as I did with the Hulk parody – his green body paint rubs off on Widow’s body.  It can’t be helped as I’m sure they used a waterbased paint for safety reasons.

We get to watch a pretty decent fight scene between some of characters in scene 6 and scene 7 features a super hot sex scene with Tony Stark and his assistant/ love of his life, Pepper Pots (Heather Starlet).  It is pretty gratifying since I’m sure most Iron Man fans want to know what it’s like when the two do it.  I know I do!  Overall, it is a decent parody that will keep you entertained.  It would be hard for anyone to come close to my beloved Iron Man movies so I have to give these folks credit for a job well done.

Check out a free clip from the fight scene!

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Love,

Ginger

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