For those of you that don’t know, like I didn’t until I watched the L-Word for the 5th time and picked up on it, a gold star lesbian is one who has never been with a man sexually. Enter the brilliant minds of Alyx Fox and Foxhouse Films! While standing around the kitchen table, our three ladies, Alyx, Chelsea Poe and Gaperiella Holl, are drinking wine and preparing for a night on the town. Of course sex becomes the main topic, and Poe reveals that she’s a gold star lesbian, saying she’s never even seen a penis before. I thought this was clever since Poe has a penis and I like humor with my pornography so I got a chuckle out of that. Immediately after the revelation, you can tell Fox and Holl have all types of ideas flowing through their brains, and what follows is a damn good time for everyone involved.
The entire thing goes down in the kitchen and I’m a huge fan of kitchen sex, so I was right on board. The dominance asserted by Alyx and Gaperiella is to be expected and they’re amazing at it as usual. With Foxhouse already known for its feminist approach to the way they do things, I knew this was going to be a major turn on with some hidden gems along the way. Up until now though, I’d never had the pleasure of watching Chelsea Poe perform. I knew of her success with Fucking Mystic, but that was as far as it went. She’s hot! I have a thing for red hair done right, and I love it on Chelsea. She also has a nice smile, which gets you 100 bonus points in my book. As previously stated, I like that she plays the gold star lesbian, but all that goes out the window once you watch that girl give a blowjob. I mentioned in a previous post that BJ’s are usually an automatic fast forward for me, but with Alyx and Gaperiella in complete control I had to watch it play out. Turns out this isn’t your typical blowjob. Both ladies strap up and immediately begin face-fucking and deep-throating Chelsea. She handles it way better than I could! Things heat up when our gold star is pulled by her hair on all fours to a separate part of the kitchen. Now we get some fucking action and that has my name all over it! Alyx hits it from the back while Holl continues getting her dick sucked, and the site of Chelsea’s bare ass was a huge creamer for me. We’re only 6 minutes into the flick at this point, but for some reason it felt like I’d been waiting a while for someone to get fucked. Needless to say I was pleased when it finally went down. Poe’s moaning was hot, as you could tell with each stroke she got more and more into it. When she’s flipped around and fucked missionary I lost it! Her erection further illustrates just how into it she really is, and when she cums it’s literally an explosion! Fox was definitely doing something right because that girl lost her top completely. So much so that they all have a little laugh after the fact just from the sheer shock of how much it was.
After the pop-top, we flash to Poe bent over a chair with Alex making her hold an orange in her mouth and Gaperiella sticking a carrot up her ass. I chalked that up to light femdom play that’s a little out of my area of expertise, but appreciated nonetheless. Then, out of the blue, a guy walks in-GASP-and shit gets real! This caught me by surprise, but I like the decision. It took some thought, but I finally figured that if Poe is supposed to be a gold star lesbian, the only way to break that label is with a cock. Strap-ons are fun, and in this particular instance they’re an amazing warm up, but if the point is to knock our beautiful redhead down to a silver star lesbian, you gotta throw some real dick in her face, and that’s exactly what they did. The penis, played by Andy Whore-Holl, is immediately stuffed in Chelsea’s mouth upon its arrival. (For the record, Andy is a pretty cute dude with a HUGE dick! I definitely made a side note to check out more of his stuff.) If you’re a gag and spit lover this is totally for you. Our two mistresses make sure Chelsea is never without a mouthful. They even stuff it with his nut sack, which was pretty impressive. You get a more extreme BJ experience than before with some nose holding and heavy face fucking. The dick-slapping was my personal favorite (I want to dick slap someone so bad!) but it’s obvious Andy enjoyed the whole shebang! His load was almost as huge as the one Chelsea unleashed a few minutes earlier. I would have liked to see Poe getting fucked a little more. Her moans are so sexy and I know she had a few more to pop, but the point is to knock her down to silver not take away her lesbo card for good, so again, smart decision.
Overall, I was pleased and would easily recommend this flick to those who are more into the BDSM side of things as opposed to plot or gonzo sex stuff. If you’re like me and into it all, give this a watch, you won’t be disappointed!