Category Archives: Trans/Queer

The Authentic Lesbian Review: Silver Star

Silver StarFor those of you that don’t know, like I didn’t until I watched the L-Word for the 5th time and picked up on it, a gold star lesbian is one who has never been with a man sexually. Enter the brilliant minds of Alyx Fox and Foxhouse Films! While standing around the kitchen table, our three ladies, Alyx, Chelsea Poe and Gaperiella Holl, are drinking wine and preparing for a night on the town. Of course sex becomes the main topic, and Poe reveals that she’s a gold star lesbian, saying she’s never even seen a penis before. I thought this was clever since Poe has a penis and I like humor with my pornography so I got a chuckle out of that. Immediately after the revelation, you can tell Fox and Holl have all types of ideas flowing through their brains, and what follows is a damn good time for everyone involved.

The entire thing goes down in the kitchen and I’m a huge fan of kitchen sex, so I was right on board. The dominance asserted by Alyx and Gaperiella is to be expected and they’re amazing at it as usual. With Foxhouse already known for its feminist approach to the way they do things, I knew this was going to be a major turn on with some hidden gems along the way. Up until now though, I’d never had the pleasure of watching Chelsea Poe perform. I knew of her success with Fucking Mystic, but that was as far as it went. She’s hot! I have a thing for red hair done right, and I love it on Chelsea. She also has a nice smile, which gets you 100 bonus points in my book. As previously stated, I like that she plays the gold star lesbian, but all that goes out the window once you watch that girl give a blowjob. I mentioned in a previous post that BJ’s are usually an automatic fast forward for me, but with Alyx and Gaperiella in complete control I had to watch it play out. Turns out this isn’t your typical blowjob. Both ladies strap up and immediately begin face-fucking and deep-throating Chelsea. She handles it way better than I could! Things heat up when our gold star is pulled by her hair on all fours to a separate part of the kitchen. Now we get some fucking action and that has my name all over it! Alyx hits it from the back while Holl continues getting her dick sucked, and the site of Chelsea’s bare ass was a huge creamer for me. We’re only 6 minutes into the flick at this point, but for some reason it felt like I’d been waiting a while for someone to get fucked. Needless to say I was pleased when it finally went down. Poe’s moaning was hot, as you could tell with each stroke she got more and more into it. When she’s flipped around and fucked missionary I lost it! Her erection further illustrates just how into it she really is, and when she cums it’s literally an explosion! Fox was definitely doing something right because that girl lost her top completely. So much so that they all have a little laugh after the fact just from the sheer shock of how much it was.

After the pop-top, we flash to Poe bent over a chair with Alex making her hold an orange in her mouth and Gaperiella sticking a carrot up her ass. I chalked that up to light femdom play that’s a little out of my area of expertise, but appreciated nonetheless. Then, out of the blue, a guy walks in-GASP-and shit gets real! This caught me by surprise, but I like the decision. It took some thought, but I finally figured that if Poe is supposed to be a gold star lesbian, the only way to break that label is with a cock. Strap-ons are fun, and in this particular instance  they’re an amazing warm up, but if the point is to knock our beautiful redhead down to a silver star lesbian, you gotta throw some real dick in her face, and that’s exactly what they did. The penis, played by Andy Whore-Holl, is immediately stuffed in Chelsea’s mouth upon its arrival. (For the record, Andy is a pretty cute dude with a HUGE dick! I definitely made a side note to check out more of his stuff.) If you’re a gag and spit lover this is totally for you. Our two mistresses make sure Chelsea is never without a mouthful. They even stuff it with his nut sack, which was pretty impressive. You get a more extreme BJ experience than before with some nose holding and heavy face fucking. The dick-slapping was my personal favorite (I want to dick slap someone so bad!) but it’s obvious Andy enjoyed the whole shebang! His load was almost as huge as the one Chelsea unleashed a few minutes earlier. I would have liked to see Poe getting fucked a little more. Her moans are so sexy and I know she had a few more to pop, but the point is to knock her down to silver not take away her lesbo card for good, so again, smart decision.

Overall, I was pleased and would easily recommend this flick to those who are more into the BDSM side of things as opposed to plot or gonzo sex stuff. If you’re like me and into it all, give this a watch, you won’t be disappointed!

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Hot Reviews: Fifty Shades Of A Tranny

2015-06-10_13-06-39Directed by Michelle Austin2015-06-10_15-59-09 herself, Fifty Shades Of A Tranny is an intimate documentation of a MTF and FTM trans relationship as Austin and her partner, Dicky Johnson, delve into their kinks and explore each others’ bodies in a loving and earnest fashion. Spliced between the actual porn content of the movie are interviews with the stars in which Michelle and Dicky explain the extraordinary, awesome nature of their relationship as a straight couple entrenched in the trans-porn community. In this unique documentary-porn, Michelle Austin and Dicky Johnson open up the dialogue about not only what it means to be a straight trans couple, but how it has shaped and changed their personal definitions of their own sexualities, and ultimately how comfortable and happy they are now that they’ve found each other. I have to say that the level with which Michelle and Dicky chose to divulge with their audience set the tone for some really sincere and moving sex scenes. Even when the two engage in a little messy action, you know it’s coming from a place of love-something that’s consistently lacking from sex scenes involving lots of body fluids.

2015-06-10_13-05-20Michelle Austin and Dicky Johnson are quite the debonair pair as they passionately kiss and undress each other. In the interviews, we see Michelle fresh-faced and makeup free, and she looks stunning when she’s glammed up too! Soon, the “Fifty Shades” element is revealed as Dicky pins Michelle’s hands over her head and blindfolds her. A little sensuous breast play leads to Dicky ripping off Michelle’s fishnets as he begins to teasingly blow her. Things get even hotter when she’s flipped on her stomach and Dicky begins to finger and rim her ass. Clearly, all this hot action is steaming Michelle up for the when Dicky rides her, and ride her he does! Dicky is the Dom in this scene, and as such he requires some affirmations from Michelle in the form of some “Yes, sir” as he continues to ride her and occasionally slap her face. When Michelle gets on top of Dicky, the two whisper inaudibly to each other as they fuck. I wanted to hear more of what they say to each other during sex, but the scene ends before I find out. The scene also ends without a cum shot, which is fine with me, but some may find this a little disappointing.

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The roles are reversed in this next scene as Michelle gets to dominate Dicky. When asked how she feels about being in control of the person she loves, Michelle responds, “The best ways or the best times to be in control are with the people you love, because there’s that trust,” and I couldn’t agree more. While Dicky reveals that he’s usually the dominant in his personal life, he admits that he likes the freeing release of letting someone dominate him for a change. The scene opens with Michelle looking smokin’ hot in a pair of knee-high leather boots, which Dicky proceeds to lick. He’s turned on by leather, and Michelle doesn’t spare him this particular kink with those kickass shoes. Next, Michelle ties Dicky’s hands together and pins him to a door, spreads his legs and begins to finger him. She starts off slowly at first, but as the heat of the moment builds more momentum and fingers are added! Michelle ends the hot encounter with a sweet kiss, and I can tell that the trust they have for each 2015-06-10_13-09-01other extends far beyond the bedroom. Their relationship is as beautiful as it is enviable.

Now, I’m not the biggest fan of messy play, so I could’ve done without this scene. But, as Michelle and Dicky explain prior to this scene, this is something they enjoy doing, and I’m not in the business of judgment. This movie is an overall exploration of this particular couple’s kinks, and  messy play is something that turns them on, so why not show it? Michelle lays in the bathtub while Dicky douses on her perfectly made-up face. There are plenty of ways to remove one’s makeup, and Michelle chose to go the kinkiest route! Not my favorite scene, but those who like this will appreciate it.

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As someone who enjoys to be dominated by her man, this was my favorite scene. Dicky has Michelle restrained as paddles her voluptuous ass. Dicky looks really hot here with his shirt off in his natural role as the Dom-you can tell this is where he’s most comfortable. Dicky controls Michelle’s cock, jerking her off and denying her her orgasm, demanding “I’m cumming first.” Michelle has no choice but to quiver and obey. Dicky unties Michelle and pushes her down to give him some head, and some face-fucking ensues until, by the sound of Dicky’s moans, it’s evident our girl has completed her task!

While I love watching any real-life porno couple have sex, there’s something undeniably way cooler about Michelle Austin and Dicky Johnson’s relationship. It’s hard enough as a straight cis person to find someone who matches your exact kinks and quirks, so for two trans people to find their perfectly compatible lover is a really great thing to see. Their sex life is something every couple should strive to achieve-mutual respect, love, and overall openness to each others’ wishes and desires.

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Called to Action-Trans6uals Movie Review

boxHave you ever wanted to hang out with your favorite trans stars and see what happens in their personal lives? Maybe go to a sleepover and share all your personal secrets, make some s’mores, and oil each other down? A little harmless girl fun between friends? Well, you’re in luck because Trans6uals gives you the intimate footage of what occurs when six friends grab some lube, cover their bed in plastic, and make a human slip-and-slide! Does this sound like fun? Well, it was certainly fun to watch.

Trans6uals showcases six popular trans women who are making names for themselves within the Grooby empire. The ladies have also developed their own websites, and have been doing several interviews and photo shoots, as well as becoming big draws for video on demand companies. Kelly Klaymour, Jade Downing, Stefani Special, Eva Cassini, and Birdmountain are directed in debauchery by Jamie French. Trans6uals has a fantastic opening title sequence, and introduces the performers in a way that entices the viewer to ask “What are these people being called to do?” What the viewer soon discovers is that these women have been chosen to do what no average person could do–they are going to participate in the best transsexual orgy ever.

t3The cast is stellar. Kelly Klaymour has been working in the adult industry since 2013, and has garnered recognition of her talent in her 2015 Model of the Year Award from Shemale Strokers, and Best New Face from the Transgender Erotica awards. Jade Downing can be seen in Dave Naz’s Trans Video Project discussing her transition and early life experience in an earnest way, which makes her performances seem all the more authentic. Stefani Special has worked for Evil Angel, Devil’s Films, and Eva Cassini has some fantastic photographs on, which director Jamie French took herself. Birdmountain is not only a talented adult film performer, but she is also a musician and recording artist.

Just have a look at the oil scene and tell me you don’t want to join in:


t1Started in 1996, Grooby Productions hosts and creates transsexual porn of the highest caliber. Steve Grooby, the production company’s founder, is a Northern English man who found himself broke after graduating from film school. Soon after graduation he started a modest website for adult pictures. This website hosted user-generated content, with the largest amount of submissions coming from the transsexual community, specifically the male-to-female population. From this amount of content Grooby was able to start other websites like, and then followed. As a business man and a gentleman, Grooby has provided emerging talent the ability and platform to develop their own looks, brand and style in a way that showcases their particular talents and personalities. Trans6uals is a culmination of Grooby’s decades of support for the trans community, and the amazing vision and talents of Jamie French and her friends.

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Sinn Sage Loves Girls – Sweetheart Video

Sinn Sage is the first person I have ever seen who fucks like I would like to think I fuck.

I have watched many a porno in my day and constantly find myself whinging that I can’t seem to find a pornstar or porn in general that represents the essence of what I love about fucking and how I like to fuck.

Until I discovered Sinn Sage.

Produced by Sweetheart Videos and directed by Nica Noelle, Sinn Sage Loves Girls is a great film and not just because it stars Sinn Sage (and her glorious ass) in every scene.

The film is broken up into 4 scenes, with footage of Sinn reflecting on each fuck spliced in between.

I really like Nica’s style of directing. In this film particularly, she manages to focus on the vibe and the general action of the fucking, more than the actual dull in-out-in-out. Thank you for not showing me extreme closeups of dildos being seesawed into orifices every 15 seconds! Thank you for showing me the reactions of the women’s faces while they’re fucking and being fucked. Thanks for showing me the little things that are actually big turn ons – the women grasping for something to grab onto while they’re being ridden like Seabiscuit, hands being held, lips being bitten in pleasure, ‘fuck me’ eye contact, deep kissing and so on. Thank you for purposefully emphasising the things that gonzo porn doesn’t give a shit about. Thanks for making a porno, Nica, that is clearly about the female gaze but doesn’t rely on Day of Our Lives music and too much fauxmance (fake romance). And also Nica, thanks for involving Sinn in the creative process and letting her fuck people she’s actually got sexual connections with.

Right. Let’s summarise the scenes.

In Scene 1, Lily LaBeau is staying with Sinn because she’s having issues with her boyfriend. Sinn is pissed about the Lily’s mess and her lack of motivation to pick up after her self. Lily says she’ll ‘clean it up tomorrow’ and goes to have a shower. Sinn grabs her strap on and follows her in for a little erotic discipline. Lily’s got the skinny, cute blonde porn-girl-next-door thing down pat, which isn’t my type (at all) but knowing that her and Sinn have a little off camera thing going on, had my eyes glued to the screen. Watching Lilly’s mascara run in the shower as Sinn chokes her and fucks her with a strap on registered a 10 on the hot-ometre The scene ends with Sinn exiting the shower and saying to a shaking, fuck-drunk, orgasmed-out Lilly, “Don’t use all the hot water”. Well played, Sinn. Well played.

Before Scene 2 starts, Sinn talks about how surprised she was at the sexual chemistry that her and Shyla Jennings had. “I’m always the one on top and the one that initiates tribbing and don’t get me wrong, I love that role. But she just kind of climbed on top of me!”. In this scene, Sinn’s just broken up with her long term girlfriend and her friend Shyla admits that she’s been ‘extremely curious’ and that her boyfriend doesn’t do it for her anymore. The premise of the scene is as cliched as it gets but as a queer woman, the scene is pretty true to real life! Shyla is very porny, if you know what I mean – from the way she looks to the way she angles her legs for fucking. Sure, there’s definitely chemistry between her and Sinn but I think the pair were a bit mismatched.

Scene 3 stars Annie Cruz alongside Sinn. Sinn talks about how she started stripping when she was 19 and that she loved the sexual chemistry she could conjure up with strangers without there being any physical touching. “If I can get them to engage, it’s exciting. It amps me up”. She talked about how once her stripper friend and her were bored so gave each other dances, which ended up in sex. It’s nice to hear her talk about how stripping made her realise how powerful being a woman is and taught her how to embrace that power. This scene pretty much follows Sinn’s memory of lapdancing a friend before it ending in sex but this time, it’s with the new girl at the club. The fact that Annie reminds Sinn of a girl she used to dance with is a nice touch.

Scene 4 was probably the weakest scene in the movie. Raylene and Sinn make a smoking duo and hearing them both talk about how bangable they find each other was hot but the scene was just too fauxmance for me. The sex is hot and passionate but I kept getting cuntblocked by the candles and soft lighting.

All in all Sinn Sage Loves Girls is a HOT ride. I am dying to see Sinn Sage fuck girls who are a bit more gay though. Sure, it’s nice seeing her fuck these pretty, small porno nymphette’s but letting her go to town a queer femme or a hard butch or a trans man or be allowed to fist someone or letting Courtney Trouble film her … oh my lord.

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Fluid: Men Redefining Sexuality

Ok, ok, I know Fluid: Men Redefining Sexuality has already been reviewed on HM4H, but I really wanted to watch this movie. I’ve been talking about MMF threesomes with a friend from Georgia for the past month, and to say that the MMF3 is on my mind is like saying Jennifer Lawrence might be thinking about the Oscars. So, this one is for you, dear Southern friend, and your box of tissues/sock.

I’m already a fan of Reel Queer Productions, so I had absolutely confidence that this film would deliver. And oh, man, did it! The stars are all so attractive, both to the eye and to the filthy, intellectual mind. While it’s easy to skip around the video and get to the fucking, you’d lose out on the very worthwhile video interviews with these dude cuties. Jack Hammer is into BDSM! Deviant Kade is a puppy and was a pony! (And he was recently featured in Rubber Bordello, winner of the 2013 AVN Award for Best BDSM Release.) YES! YES! YES! My deviant, kinky, queerdo heart is all aflutter!

I like the style-interview and then fucking. I can’t say that I always want realism with my porn, but I do like to know if the players are having fun and if they’re doing something, and someone, they really want to do. Not only are these guys talking about their sexual versatility, but they are mining through layers of sexuality, identity, current desires, and past experiences to let the viewer know who they are and what they want. Knowing that the people are getting off on something besides a paycheck really stokes my fire. (You know, because I mentally add myself in to their scenes.) And dudes who are into dudes rock my fucking world. I mean, do you have any doubts about Rose and Tommy Midas enjoying themselves here?

I feel like this film rendered me horny, joyful, and unable to properly articulate what I want to say. I like to see some cock-on-cock rocking, and I envy the female costars who participated in each scene. Ahem:

Lady Boner Killer: The soundtrack. Sounds like what you’d hear in a topiary store in your suburban mall.

Bonus Clit Sweller: The curtains and vintage dining set Rose’s kitchen scene! They even match his Tommy Midas’s sexy underpants! And is that a giant French press? *

*I have a bit of an interior decorating fetish. We don’t even have time to get into that here.

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Rec Room

I just watched Rec Room by T-Wood Pictures, and now I know what the fuss is all about. J.D. has raved about it here on HM4H, but it was brand new to me. And I’m not going to forget it anytime soon. I’ve a bit of a fetish for knee socks, and my nipples puckered right up at the sight of J-Bird‘s athletic socks. That’s when I knew I was in the right place for hot queer porn.

Rec Room is shot in exactly what the title suggests: a multipurpose rec room in a dorm or community facility. In other words, it looks like a room people aren’t supposed to use for fucking. This lackluster setting alone, complete with the stacked event chairs in the background, set off a blood rush for me. If you’ve ever misbehaved in a janitor’s closet or a dorm “quiet study” room, then you know the thrill of spicing up a very mundane setting. The whiteboard on the wall is used to tell us viewers where the scenes are set: Deluxx Dash and J-Bird have a personal fitness session in the Rock Hard Gym, and Quinn Valentine and Chance McKinsey teach each other lessons in Switching 202.

If I could have a personal trainer like Deluxx, I’d be in flawless condition. I’d probably also have a permanent sex flush on my face and ass cheeks from their training techniques. Cutie J-Bird fails to impress combat boot-wearing personal trainer Deluxx, and suffers the delicious consequences from the commanding trainer. Deluxx sexily dominates J-Bird, pulling their hair in rhythm to guide each sub-par pushup. Then comes the spanking(!) and the bare chested sit-ups. J-Bird wraps those knee-socked legs around the trainer for stability, as Deluxx taunts and teases their trainee. Then comes the best shot in the film. Deluxx gives J-Bird a BJ, and the camera shifts to the perfect spot to catch the action; angled behind Deluxx, through their toned legs and tight ass, the camera catches Deluxx’s gold chain dropping down, glittering against J-Bird’s slippery cock head.

The sex scene further steams up when Deluxx spits water all over submissive J-Bird, whose hands are bound at this point, and then rubs ice cubes on their nipples. Then Deluxx rides the bound J-Bird, coming hard and gracefully before devoting their hands to an exquisite finger fuck for J-Bird. Hot hot hot.

In contrast, Quinn and Chance’s segment, Switching 202, starts with a slow, tantalizing make out session. Hands rove over each other’s bodies and the sensuous kissing continues. They seem to be enjoying themselves, playing, exploring, mutually jacking each other off. Unlike the previous segment, there exists no air of dominance or control. The two stars take turns going down on one another, fucking, and coming hard. I didn’t dislike anything about Switching 202, but I was taken with the kissing more than anything. I love make out scenes in vanilla movies, despite knowing there’s usually no attraction between the actors. However, the sexual tension between Quinn and Chance is palpable, and the kissing is intensely more erotic because of that connection.

I feel good about saying that the stars in this film were having fun, enjoying themselves, and getting off the way they wanted to. If I think you’re going to come, I’m sure I will. Applause all around for Rec Room!

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Crash Pad Series – Episode 24: Ex And Muscle Beach

It’s been a while since I’ve sunk my teeth into a juicy piece of Crash Pad porno and decided that the hotness that Pink And White Productions offers is exactly what needs to be on the menu for this chilly Friday afternoon. Brrr… I don’t know if that was a shiver from the cold, or from anticipation! I’m guessing the latter.

Today we are spending a little smutty time with Ex and  (yes, even their names give me a tingle in my bottom), a longtime couple that are visiting the Crash Pad to display their kink expertise.  Lucky us!

Ex dials the rotary phone. Ring ring ring. Muscle Beach picks up.


“You’re late.”

Click.  What a deliciously ominous beginning ….

Ex is a firm top that takes no sass, while Muscle Beach is definitely a bratty bottom that knows exactly how to get Ex’s toppy attention.  Note:  I don’t know how Muscle identifies, so I will use gender neutral pronouns, like “they.”  From the start it’s apparent how much these two love each other and how much chemistry is going on.  Ex is a totally hot daddy (yes, even chicks can be daddies – though I don’t know if Ex identifies as a chick either) and gives Muscle super hot smacks from the beginning.

Within two minutes of starting, Ex has Muscle Beach bound in rope and apologizing for being late by licking their boots.  Yum.  I love how tough, yet tender, Ex is – giving the hardest, hottest smacks, and still asking how the rope feels on Muscle’s wrists.  That is the sign of a good top if I ever saw one.  Man, oh man, I love watching kink done right!

Soon Ex is cutting off Muscle’s clothes, starting with a t-shirt they love and moving on to the ace bandage binding down their chest.  It’s so obvious how much Muscle both loves and hates getting smacked in the chest.  It’s all consensual, so they would say if it was too much, but since they don’t, I’m sure Muscle is enjoying it.  Once they play a little more, Ex gets the rope again and ties up Muscle’s torso with beautiful rope bondage.  And then gives Muscle the cock they want in their mouth so badly.  Holy amazing bound blowjob, Batman.  One of my favorite parts is when Muscle asks Ex to get a hair off of their tongue and the character breaks for a few seconds to work it out.  It’s really sweet and totally sexy to get a glimpse of their underlying dynamic.

Underwear get cut off, more slapping occurs, nipple clamps come out, the hitachi and more.  Who doesn’t love a night out at the Crash Pad?

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Forbidden Lovers Vol. 1 – Scene 3

Today we are back with scene three of Trans Romantic’s .  For those of you who missed our reviews of scenes one and two, here is a quick debrief to get you up to speed.  is a brand new studio that offers up well- written, romantic pornos featuring trans women and cisgender men (or men that are born into male bodies and identify as men). Their sensual, plot-heavy movies are really the firsts that bring us trans-femininity in mainstream porno without all of the fetishizing, exploitation and dehumanizing that some other movies rely on. I am honestly so excited about this that I am reviewing each scene separately to make it last as long as possible!

Up this time are Sarina Valentina and Spencer Fox.  Sarina and her boyfriend are having trouble in paradise, which very may well have something to do with Sarina banging another dude – Spencer Fox.  The scene starts with them already in the bed, as Sarina is finishing up a call from her boyfriend who is letting her know that he will be at the office late again.  But what does she care, when her bed is being warmed by her Spencer.

While Spencer Fox is, well, a fox, I have to be honest and say that the man has no acting abilities whatsoever.  Seriously, just let the man fuck, people, and don’t let him open his mouth otherwise.  Sure, it may sound harsh, but it definitely put a dent in my girl boner.  Once he gets his mouth working in other ways, things definitely get hotter.  Sarina is a super hot blonde who knows exactly what she wants and how to make it happen.  She gives her ass freely to Spencer and lets him go to town on it, licking and sucking her tight little hole.  The main focus is definitely her awesome blowjob skills though.  That lady can suck a cock like nobody’s business!

Soon Spencer is on top of Sarina, offering his rock hard cock into her asshole.  They switch back and forth with who’s on top of who, keeping the action super hot from start to finish.  My favorite position is when they are spooning each other with Spencer in the back, ramming her ass and kissing her hard.  I think it’s the juxtaposition between rough fuck and tenderness that I love so very much.  Take a look at what I mean:

One thing that makes this movie so very exciting to me is that they never try to hide the performers’ genitals.  Sure, they may not have “typical” female genitalia, but their bodies are never shamed or made to seem any less than.  These women may be getting fucked in the ass, but it’s not just because they are trying to diminish the fact that they do have genitalia.  And while I’m not 100% sure on this, I can only imagine that these performers are interacting with their bodies the way that choose, and are not instructed to “perform” in any type of specific way.I think that is so revolutionary and I am so excited to see romantic porn featuring this type of awesome body acceptance.  Nice work, Trans Romantic!

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Fixed Gears Fast Girls – Scenes 3 & 4

Instead of our usual method of staggering our scene-by-scene reviews a few days apart for varieties sake, today I am throwing caution to the wind and reviewing the same movie – two days in a row.  Gasp!  I know, I am a rebel.  Anyway, that said, I am reviewing scenes 3 and 4 of  today, and I, for one, am pretty excited about it.  I mean really, I get a second day of hot queer bike messengers, who am I to complain?

In my review of the first half of this flick, I made sure to mention that this movie is directed by the awesome , who never fails to offer up the hottest sex imaginable on screen.  Young makes the perfect pairings, always getting delicious chemistry and explosive orgasms out of the performers.  Whenever I see her name in the director slot, I know that I am about to watch something outstanding – and this movie is no exception.

While Eden Alexander, Maxine Holloway, Annika Amour, Billie Sweet and all got busy in scenes 1 and 2, the second part of this movie features Dylan Ryan and Arabelle Raphael going at it, and Juliette March playing with the lovely Maggie Mayhem.  Yum and yum!

First up is scene 3, with Dylan as a bratty bike messenger delivering a package of banged up baked sweets to Wicked Grounds coffee shop (a kinky café and boutique in San Francisco) and Arabelle as an unimpressed barista.  Dylan drops the damaged goods off, offering up a bad attitude too boot, which, of course, leads to boning and smearing each other with the icing off the treats. (Are they cupcakes? Donuts? I can’t tell!)  Soon these horndogs move away from the counter and end up utilizing the café’s furniture.  It makes perfect sense to me.  I have a feeling that anyone who patronizes Wicked Grounds would probably be thrilled to know that folks were fucking on the chairs they sit in.

Dylan wastes absolutely no time getting Arabelle stripped down and covered in kisses, from her mouth, down to her full tits, and over to her beautiful, round ass.  Dylan knows exactly how to make her moan!  Plus, there is a full-circle poetry to having Arabelle’s face pressed into the spokes of a bike tire that she’s leaning again on the wall.  Nice work, Madison.

Soon we get to see that Dylan has been packing heat this whole time in the form of a hard, thick cock in her pants, which Arabelle is only too happy to stick in her mouth and then hop onto for a ride.  It looks like the chair they are on may break into pieces, but it surprisingly holds up through the rough fuckfest.  Plus Dylan Ryan looks like a total boss sitting in that random, high-backed, leather rolling chair, especially with Arabelle perched on her strapped-on dick.

Then out of nowhere Arabelle grabs her own harness and cock and gives Dylan what’s coming to her bratty ass.  First she gets Dylan on her knees and has her give that dick a thorough blowjob.  Soon Dylan is leaned over a table, getting screwed from behind by a very eager Arabelle.  Good thing she has her bike to hold on to so she can keep herself steady.  And it’s back to the rickety executive chair, with Dylan taking her ride this time.  Back to the table and hand replaces cock, with Dylan rubbing her clit to a huge, mid-blowing orgasm.  Man, oh man, that was four paragraphs work of amazing sex!

And onward to scene 4, the last of the movie, featuring Juliette March with a special spermy delivery for the ovulating Maggie Mayhem.  Only Juliette doesn’t exactly know that yet…  Maggie is a little “woo” about the whole thing and ends up talking Juliette into the action.  Seriously, she says “touch my heart chakra,” which is the most amazing thing I’ve ever heard in porn.  I am totally in love with this movie just on that.

It isn’t too long before both ladies and naked – other than Juliette’s awesome fingerless gloves.  I am a big fan of how this movie features hot sex with a few accessories left on.  Too bad Juliette’s platform boots with wooden heels didn’t make the cut to stay on.  Finally the gloves come off as Juliette gets her hands deeper into Maggie’s waiting pussy.  My favorite part of this scene is definitely when Maggie is fucking Juliette with one hand and rubbing her own clit with the other, as Juliette has her own hand on her clit.  There is so much amazing moaning going on – it’s the best!

After a whole bunch of hardcore strapped-on pounding and lots of amazing orgasms, Maggie brings out a blindfold and a Hitachi for Juliette and a turkey baster full of sperm for herself.  There is a whole strange blindfolded insemination thing that happens, that I admit is unexpected, and definitely steams from queers making fun of themselves, which, of course I think is hilarious and amazing.

Whatever scene you decide to watch, you totally need to check this movie out.  Two very excited thumbs up from this reviewer!

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Fixed Gears Fast Girls – Scenes 1 & 2

Alright, we are back from our week o’ horror porn and ready to bring you so much sexy action, with far less blood and guts.  Instead of ghouls, today we offer up some with this new release from .  Directed by the fabulous  and featuring  and , among others, I know we are in for such a treat!

Before I even get into the sex, I just need to talk about how queer bike messenger porno is totally freaking hot!  Holy late ‘90s, San Francisco, Michelle Tea/Lynnee Breedlove-esque fantasy fodder!  I feel like I am stuck in a Team Dresch song that I can’t get out of, and really that is totally fine by me.  Anyway, back to the banging.  Within minutes a couple of sexy bike mechanics (Eden Alexander and Maxine Holloway) are going at it with new messenger Annika Amour watching and learning the tricks of the trade.  I love that everything is going on right in the shop!  I’d be totally bummed if this movie said it would be about hot dyke bike messengers, and then just end up being a bunch of folks fucking in beds.  Soon Annika is pulled into the action and needs to prove herself as the newbie on the block, which she does by ejaculating all over their workroom chair.  Yep, she’ll do what it takes to get the job done!

Next up Billie Sweet is working away in her sewing shop, making her sewing machine purr like a kitten.  She is awaiting , a sweet, tattooed messenger queer.  When Dante doesn’t show on time, she tries to leave but ends up with a flat tire.  What a bummer!  Thankfully Dante actually shows up and brings her more than just a delivery.  They start off making out and getting a little rough from the get go.  And obviously because I am me, I have to mention the giant octopus stuffed animal they are banging next to – seriously, it’s amazing.  Dante wastes no time and gets to undressing Billie and biting her nipples hard. Yum.  I absolutely love that Billie keeps her green, peep-toe pumps on the entire time, no matter how naked she gets and that they show Dante taking off their boots and strapping-on.  There is just something so real and sexy about that!

Because I am running out of time for the day, and I really want to review this whole movie, I will make sure to review scenes 3 and 4 a different time.

Just know that this movie is awesome and if you like hot queers fucking, you will like this!

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