Without a doubt, this movie is pretty much the most hilarious and comedic, cinematically entertaining, and downright drrrty flick we’ve ever reviewed. Topping the charts for yet another week, Will Ryder’s Not The Wizard of Oz XXX porn parody has been garnering attention like its showing its boobs at happy hour, and that shocked me into watching my first parody ever in its entirety.
It’s a musical, and all but one star got to sing their own parts. Lotta Dees voice subbed in for Maddy O’Reilly (Dorothy), and although the lip-syncing isn’t all that impressive, Lotta’s voice was perfect for carrying on the woes of the little farm girl in the opening. Sepia-toned scenes gave way to the famous colored world of Oz, and what’s stunning is how on-point Annika Albrite’s Glinda was to her predecessor, Billie Burke. The Scarecrow also matched the voice and character of Ray Bolger from long ago. In fact, all the characters put their retro-cinematic hearts into this, and they fit into the voices and animation extremely well.
Okay so the sex? Ya got it. The first scene was Auntie Em (Nina Hartley) providing a strange man in a cape with a slurp-heavy blowjob. She needed money to save the farm, and Dorothy realizes this painfully when she walks in on them. As the storm starts building, Dorothy (she is without her Toto the entire film, if you care) hides in her room for some solo swishing of her snatch. This is done in sepia which, oddly enough is somehow totally sexy. I still have yet to figure out what I was feeling watching a childhood character masturbating and moaning but I don’t hate it, that’s for sure. There’s a munchkin who gets it on with a tall guard (since no one wants to fuck the Wicked Witch in the moment), and the scarecrow shows his penis (and his bang bang style) to Sheila the Scarecrow as a parting gift to journey on with Dorothy. No, Sheila was not in the actual motion picture, so don’t think too hard. Also not in the original was a pimp, who promises to help Dorothy make some money so her farm can be saved. He fucks her, all over the Yellow Brick Road. My favorite bump-and-grind was the Wicked Witch and Tin Man romp…all that green skin with pierced nipples and metal banging and then the witch screeching for Dorothy to come in to receive the Tin Man’s load. And then a surprise… If a threesome is your thing, you’ll get one at the end, but I’ll just keep the players a secret. It’s worth it if you like toe-sucking.
Top Ten Lines from NTWOZ
“I just celebrated my 18th birthday! Watching…my Auntie Em give a blow job…to a man in a cape…” – Dorothy
“Just my luck! Twister kills my sister and delivers a prude.” – Wicked Witch
“I could go to Carolina, to fuck some Aunt Jemima” – Scarecrow
“I believe he’s saying he needs more lube!” – Dorothy “Well don’t we all?” – Scarecrow
“I thought she only had sex with munchkins!” – Dorothy “No…she pretty much fucks anything that moves.” – Tin Man
“Really?!? Cuz I’d do anything to help Auntie Em save her farm so I don’t have to see her give strange men in capes blow jobs in my living room…” – Dorothy “This Auntie Em sounds hot.” – Pimp
“What it be??! I’m gonna eat you all, that’s what it be!” – Lion
“Now, before I kill her, I’m gonna need some dick!” – Wicked Witch
“Pussy, dick, titties too, I miss home, this journey’s through.” – Dorothy
“A white pimp?! *stares pimp up and down* Be gone, stylish man! *poof*” – Wicked Witch
And then, there’s the Lion’s ending on his song, a fantastic finish: