Here in Philadelphia, it has been one heck of a crappy winter. If if isn’t snowing or dropping some other accumulation of “wintry mix” on our heads, we have to avoid giant snow banks and treacherous puddles of icy slush on the ground. Basically, it’s the pits! We are over 70 inches of snow this season, with the forecast calling for more tomorrow night into Thursday. Ug! Saying that I am over snow would be a gross understatement.

So, this week we are in “wing and a prayer” mode and hoping that if we watch enough warm, sunny outdoor porn, it will magically become spring and we will be able to step out of the house in something other than snow boots.  So, here’s hoping… our Top Five warm and sunny outdoor porns!

Open Air: Italy’s hottest dudes go at it out in the Italian countryside.  Molto caldo!  (Ok, so I don’t know if this is actually the Italian countryside, but I want it to be, so I’m going to just pretend that I’m right.)

Eden: While I may have talked up this Adam & Eve flick a ton of times, it really does deserve all my adoration.  I mean really, can you beat a high quality, big budget award winner with a stellar cast, good acting and absolutely beautiful island locations?  And if that wasn’t enough… there is a T-Rex at the end!  Seriously!

Lesbian Life – Real Sex San Francisco: While San Francisco may not have the warmest temperatures on the globe, their consistent cool/warmish 60-70 degrees is my dream climate.  Jiz Lee and Lorelei Lee take perfect advantage of the amazing weather and get busy in the bushes of Delores Park in scene one of this awesome lesbo lovin’ fest.  I don’t know what I’m more jealous of… the hot sex or the great outdoor temps!

Ibiza Sex Party 5: This may be the fifth installment of this steamy summer series, but don’t think that means it’s any less scorching hot!  Featuring a mix of new and seasoned performers this award nominated European vacation is just the thing to make this winter blues disappear.

Sea, Sex & Fun!!!: An outdoor throwback I can totally get into!  Titled three things that make an awesome warm weather porn (sea, sex and fun), this flick is chock full of sexy ladies, sandy encounters and all the seaside orgies you could ever ask for.

Alright, I am officially ready for the warm weather!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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