Game Of Bones... Winter Is Cumming

Game Of Thrones and Porn

Now that we’re partway through season 6 of HBO’s smash hit Game Of Thrones, fans are looking forward to seeing more of their favorite characters, dragons, and, of course, boobs ‘n butts. For a show that many have both praised and derided for its excessive use of primetime nudity and softcore sex, it’s no surprise that it has had tons of overlap with the porn industry. From XXX parodies to podcasts to cameos of our favorite stars, Game Of Thrones has brought tons of juicy extras for porn watchers.

Game of Bones – Winter Is Cumming

Game Of Bones... Winter Is CummingGame Of Thrones has legions of obsessive, dedicated fans who deserve a porn parody made by fans, for fans. Enter Game of Bones – Winter Is Cumming from the dirty minds at Wood Rocket. Director Lee Roy Myers and crew aren’t afraid to make XXX parodies that lovingly poke fun at their source material (and themselves!) resulting in super fun, silly, punny smut that the most hardcore of fans will love. Game of Bones is no exception, and definitely earned its 2015 AVN and XBIZ nominations for Best Parody. We finally get to see what made Pod The Rod’s visit to the whorehouse so special with Anthony Rosano and Dahlia Sky; Tommy Pistol and Dana DeArmond (Talisa) riff on Robb Stark’s really good idea to go hang out with the Freys; April O’Neil’s busty Tight Walker gets some solo time in that famous sex cave north of the wall; Jon Snow does that thing with his tongue to Ygritte (Claire Robbins); Jorah gets cockblocked by Daario Neharis (Aaron Wilcoxxx) and the MILF of Dragons (Anikka Albrite); Cersei (Tanya Tate) and Margaery (Aaliyah Love) get turned on when they get news of a bukkake massacre. Look closely and you might notice that the Iron Throne is made out of hundreds of dongs, and that Khaleesi’s dragons are not really dragons at all, but are actually two adorable kittens.

Porn Star Cameos

For a show that has to employ a whole lot of professionally naked people, it makes sense to cast former and current porn stars for nude scenes.

Dilara/Sibel Kekilli

Sibel Kekilli Dilara Game Of Thonres

The most prominent former porn star of Game Of Thrones is definitely German-Turkish actress Sibel Kekilli, who appeared in a handful of German pornos in the early 2000s before getting her big break in the mainstream film Head-On. She gained international attention in 2010 when she landed the role of Shae, Tyrion’s loving yet jealous mistress.

Sahara Knite

Armeca Sahara Knite Game Of Thrones

Sahara showed up for a few episodes in seasons 1 and 2 as Armeca, a non-speaking prostitute in the brothel. She’s probably best remembered for one of the show’s most famous sexposition scenes, in which Ros and Armeca learn about the intersection of gay-for-pay lesbianism and the male gaze while Littlefinger monologues about Littlefinger.

Masie Dee

Daisy Masie Dee Game Of Thrones

All natural English model Masie Dee played Daisy, one of Littlefinger’s prostitutes (are you sensing a theme?) She appeared in a few episodes of season 2, most notably when she and Ros were gifted to Joffrey on one of the most stomach-churning scenes of the whole series.

Aeryn Walker
Aeryn Walker Game Of Thrones

Aeryn briefly appeared in season four episode Oathkeeper as one of Craster’s wives being held captive by Karl Tanner and the other mutineers of the Night’s Watch. Apparently she had help getting the role from friend Masie Dee. She’s a Aussie amateur model, known for her love of cosplaying and all things nerdy.

Samantha Bentley

Samantha Bentley Game Of Thrones

English porn performer Samantha Bentley has appeared as not one, not two, but three unique prostitutes on Game of Thrones. She was first cast in the season four episode The Laws Of Gods And Men as a prostitute entertaining Lysene pirate Salladhor Saan at a bathhouse. In season five, she played another two prostitutes in the same episode, High Sparrow, first as a Volantine prostitute dressed as Daenerys, and again as The Stranger in the High Septon’s pious sexual roleplay back at Littlefinger’s brothel.

Jessica Jensen

Jessica Jensen Game Of Thrones

Jessica Jensen is another English porn performer. She played one of the three prostitutes who took the virginity of Podrick Payne (AKA Pod The Rod) in season 3. She also briefly appears in the same bathhouse scene as Samantha Bentley.

Winter Is Coming… On Your Face Podcast

Siouxsie Q Game Of Thrones

Sex worker and porn performer Siouxsie Q started podcasting with The Whorecast, and then expanded with spinoff Winter Is Coming… On Your Face. Co-host and fellow sex worker Sam Solo is a Game of Thrones super fan and book reader, and helps show watcher Siouxsie understand the various plot and character intricacies during their weekly recaps. There’s a ton of Thrones recap podcasts out there, but only On Your Face brings the perspective of sex workers. Siouxsie and Sam do a wonderful job of critiquing the show’s depiction of the oldest profession, and they do it with a lot of wit and love that makes their podcast one of my favorites.

Gratuitous Primetime Nudity

Mr Skin Game of ThronesIf you just want to take another look at Melisandre’s boobs (the young version) or Daario Naharis’ booty, Mr. Skin has plenty of nude scene clips from Game Of Thrones. Find some here, here, and here!

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