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Between the Headlines Review

Between the Headlines box coverWith the upcoming election season dominating the US news lately, it’s only appropriate that we discuss Between the Headlines: A Lesbian Porn Parody from Filly Films. Directed by Lily Cade, and starring Lotus Lain, Nina Hartley, Aiden Starr, Ela Darling, Aaliyah Love, Vanessa Veracruz, and Zoey Monroe, as well as Cade herself, Between the Headlines is a corker of a political satire. If you’re like us, you’re going to love seeing Hillary, Michelle, Megyn Kelly, and Rachel Maddow get the XXX spoof treatment from some of porn’s top female performers. Released in 2014, this lesbian movie came out during a rather quiet political season, but with Hillary Clinton currently angling for the Democratic nomination, it’s all too fitting that we revisit this lusty, comedic gem of a film.

 

 

Scene 1-Lotus Lain and Nina Hartley

 

Lotus Lain and Nina Hartley

The first scene opens in what I’m assuming is the White House, with our beloved First Lady, played by Lotus Lain, and presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, played by the legendary Nina Hartley, sneaking off to discuss their strategy meeting amongst themselves. It doesn’t take long before the two women switch the conversation from business to pleasure, and Michelle reveals that her husband has been so busy and stressed lately running the country that he hasn’t had much time to pay attention to their marriage. Michelle Obama is a beautiful, independent woman of course, but there are some jobs even the First Lady can’t do all by herself. Hillary, who is no stranger to marital issues herself, informs Michelle that Washington DC isn’t just a boys’ club of infidelity – women can have their extramarital needs met too! In a stunning display by one of the lesser-sexualized women in politics, Hillary Clinton grabs Michelle Obama by her stunning arms and begins to kiss her on the lips. When Michelle recoils in shock, Hillary reassures her that she’s good at “covering things up,” and the First Lady’s worries go out the window.

Nina Hartley and Lotus Lain as Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama Nina Hartley and Lotus Lain in Between the Headlines

Nina Hartley and Lotus Lain are two forces to be reckoned with when it comes to lesbian sex, so to have them in a scene together is a real treat. Not only is Lotus Lain a dead-ringer for Michelle Obama, but she’s a delightfully nasty performer who relishes in getting her partners off. Nina, on the other hand, is a sultry seductress, taking her time – while remaining completely in character – to show “Hillary” the ropes of girl-girl lovemaking. The witty dialogue and political puns continue throughout the scene without ruining the atmosphere of the sex. Nina’s 100% real, body-spasming orgasm that wraps the scene up perfectly and is not to be missed.

-Judy Hologram

Scene 2 – Vanessa Veracruz and Ela Darling

 

Vanessa Veracruz and Ela Darling in Between The Headlines

White House staffer Elena Rodriguez leaves work and heads to Bad Girlfriend Ela Darling’s apartment. Ela, all decked out in magenta lingerie, expects a late night booty call, and is instead disappointed to find Elena a bit shaken. After a bit of prying on Ela’s part, Elena spills the beans and reveals that she walked in on Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton’s Sapphic affair. The dynamics of Ela and Elena’s relationship are made perfectly clear, and it’s a great bit of casting. Doe-eyed Venessa Veracruz is lovely as shy, loyal Elena , and the impish, sexually aggressive Ela Darling drives the action. She makes a great speech about the oppression of the American people and how the powers-that-be wouldn’t hesitate to throw Elena under the bus. It seems that she’s convinced Elena to sell her story to the press, but not until they fuck each other. Ela is definitely the star of the scene, taking charge and aggressively fucking Vanessa with clit rubbing, finger fucking, pussy eating, and face sitting.

Ela Darling and Vanessa Veracruz in Between the Headlines Ela Darling eats Vanessa Veracruz Vanessa Veracruz and Ela Darling Ela Darling and Vanessa Veracruz in Between the Headlines

Ela gets plenty of chances get pleasured by Vanessa as well, and it’s a lot of fun to watch her cum. She does this thing where she shuts her eyes tight, clenches her teeth, and grabs her hair that I love seeing. As they cuddle on the couch afterwards, Ela has a glint of mischief in her eyes as she asks Vanessa if she would prefer a cab or an Uber.

Vanessa Veracruz fingers Ela Darling Vanessa Veracruz and Ela Darling in Between the Headlines Vanessa Veracruz sits on Ela Darling's face Ela Darling and Vanessa Veracruz Ela Darling and Vanessa Veracruz in Between the Headlines

-BridgetXXXXXXX

Scene 3 – Aaliyah Love and Zoey Monroe

 

Aaliyah Love and Zoey Monroe in lesbian porn parody

I really wanted to write about Scene 3 in Between the Headlines because I’m all about kitchen sex. This cute and bright kitchen also makes an appearance Kink School: A Guide to Anal Play, which I discussed here. I also really loved Zoey Monroe (she’s since left the porn industry) and Aaliyah Love together, as both women are ultra sexy dynamos who seem to actually have a good time on camera.

Before I even get to the sex in Scene 3, I have to share my favorite moment in the entire movie, which takes place before the Megyn K (Aaliyah Love) and Intern Zoey encounter. The scene opens with Hillary explaining her predicament to her fixer, Aiden Starr:

However, we soon find out the Megyn K already has the dirt and broadcasts it on her Foxxx News show The Megyn File. Bad girlfriend Ela leaked the story and now Elena is pissed.

The Megyn File is additionally funny as Aaliyah Love does a great job as uptight Megyn, and the news ticker at the bottom of the screen packs a bunch of goofy faux news jokes in on top of her icy comedic role. However, once the icy Megyn struts off the set, she needs her personal intern Zoey for refreshment. Megyn coaxes Zoey into a kitchen tryst, and the eager-to-please gal is happy to comply in order to keep her internship.

“Do I get a paid job out of this?” Zoey asks, and shrewd Megyn dodges the question. Megyn also stresses the value of sororities in a successful woman’s life, and Zoey replies that she’s Kappa Alpha Theta. Actually, Kappa Alpha Theta, according to their own website, “was founded in 1870 as the first Greek-letter fraternity for women. We value our history and our long tradition of leading the way for women’s groups and women in higher education.” In other words, KAT invented lesbian networking. Welcome to the perils of climbing the corporate ladder, Zoey!

Once Megyn gets her intern on her knees and between her legs, the sorority sisters do some networking. Megyn’s chirps of pleasure are a huge turn-on, as are Zoey’s dreamy eyes are she eats Megyn’s cunt. Also, Aaliyah Love’s ass and legs are gym time tight, and I’m jealous. There is not a jiggle in her toned butt!

Zoey Monroe and Aaliyah Love in Between the Headlines Lesbian Porn ParodyAaliyah Love fingers Zoey Monroe in Between the HeadlinesThese uptight, good girls are on the path the success, and Zoey butters her boss up as she gets on the counter to have Megyn’s experienced mouth and fingers work her pussy over. “I love Kappa Alpha Theta,” sighs Zoey as her boss begins to tease her twat. It’s not easy to be funny and keep your audience aroused, but we’ve already established that Between the Headlines manages to do that. The sex seems to flow naturally between these two, with Megyn asserting her power over Zoey throughout.

I don’t know if Zoey got a paying job out of anything, but she did get an ass teasing that made her knees buckle!

Aaliyah Love and Zoey Monroe lesbian sex
Aaliyah Love and Zoey Monroe in lesbian porn parody Between the Headlines

I also really enjoy the wide angle shots that show the room. Seeing an “ordinary” room turned into a fuck location flicks my imagination switch on more than a pretty, stark, modern loft does. Show me a (tidy) space that looks like my reality, and I’m in.

-Dee Viant

Scene 4-Vanessa Veracruz, Lily Cade, and Aiden Starr

 

Aiden Starr and Vanessa Veracruz in Between the Headlines lesbian porn parody

Elena Rodriguez is in a difficult spot. She realizes she can’t trust her girlfriend after watching the Megyn File show, so she leaves her girlfriend’s apartment to think things over. Of course Hillary knows that it was Elena’s big mouth that leaked the story, but how will she prove that it wasn’t her who sold the information to the Megyn show? Just as she is thinking things over, a shadow appears from out of the darkness, and a stranger approaches her. The stranger (Aiden Starr) tells Elena that she is in deep shit because of her big mouth. Does Elena like spreading rumors and trying to ruin the best chance for a female president of the United States? The stranger thinks she might be able to bully Elena into submission but, Elena is a bit too cocky to take a stranger trying to strong arm her into silence, so she leaves Hillary’s henchwoman in the dark to think of plan B.

Vaness Veracruz, Aiden Starr, and Lily Cade in Between the HEadlines

Knowing that she has to do something, Elena goes to the Rachel M. show to tell her about the affair between the First Lady and the Secretary of State. She also knows that if talks to the press she may have a chance of staying safe. As Rachel and Elena prepare for broadcast, someone enters the room, and that someone looks dangerously familiar. Never stating her full name, Hillary’s henchwoman tells both Elena and Rachel that this story cannot go to air. A compromise must be made, and tits must be a part of the deal.

Vanessa Veracruz, Aiden Starr, and Lily Cade Lily Cade, Aiden Starr, Vanessa Veracruz in Between the Headlines Lily Cade, Vanessa Veracruz, and Aiden Starr in Between the Headlines

The henchwoman bares her breasts for Rachel and tells her that if she postpones this show she can give Rachel a much better deal for two Republican scandals, and throw a State Rep under the bus. If the site of those fantastic boobs wasn’t enough to convince Rachel, Elena decides that she would rather work in the White House than be unemployed and scared for her life. Elena undresses and lets Rachel know that she too is part of the deal, and if Rachel acquiesces she can have both pairs of tits caressing her face within seconds. It’s a hard decision, but Rachel may have to decide which is the better deal.

-Andi G.

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The Authentic Lesbian Review: Prison Lesbians Vol. 3

Prison Lesbians Vol. 3From the brilliant mind of Dana Vespoli comes the 3rd installment of Sweetheart Video’s ever so popular series Prison Lesbians. Prison Lesbians Vol. 3 continues the proud tradition of presenting us with gorgeous women in some pretty bad situations with the law. I’m very familiar with the series and Dana Vespoli (I would love to have a drink with her and pick her brain!) so there was never a doubt in my mind that this would be great. Plus I love everything Lily Cade and Dana DeArmond do. The entire cast is great, but there’s something special about those two.

Scene 1 – Lea Lexis & Anna Morna

Right out of the gate they hit a home run. We open to an interrogation room, in which the sexy Anna Morna is waiting on her lawyer, Dana Vespoli, who just walked in. Immediately you know Dana’s annoyed. Turns out she’s dealing with the spoiled brat offspring of a wealthy family she’s been representing for years. Anna got caught with illegal drugs in a foreign country (we’ve all been there) and expects Dana to snap her fingers and get her out of jail, not understanding that the laws there are different from those back in the states. Anna did a great job portraying her character because she got on my nerves with her naiveté and I couldn’t wait for her to get fucked (because that’s what happens when someone gets on your nerves in my world). Right on cue, prison guard Lea Lexis and her sexy as fuck Romanian accent walk in and the fun begins. Noticing on the spot that she’s dealing with an American brat, Lea decides it’s time to teach precious little Anna discipline. I wish this was how I learned discipline!

Eager to be released from the fresh hell she’s in, Anna agrees to do anything, ANYTHING, to please the guard. Lea is in charge from the very beginning and the entire scene is beyond hot! She begins with hair pulling, nipple pinching, and spanking, to which Anna responds exactly like any normal person would…she moans with pleasure and her panties are drenched because she’s so wet. She even arches her back like she can’t wait to get fucked, and once Lea picks up on it she knows there are no limits with this prisoner. After making her beg and plead to be fucked, Lea tells her fresh inmate she has to work for what she wants, and instructs Anna to suck her tits and fondle her clit. Even while getting finger fucked Lea remains in control, threatening to keep Anna locked up because she’s so good at eating pussy. Now it’s Anna’s turn to be pleased and Lea finger fucks her to two orgasms back-to-back. Lea isn’t done though. She fucks Anna sideways before they jump into the 69 position and munch out. Finally Anna regains some control over her quivering body and fingers Lea to an orgasm, for which Lea thanks her by stuffing her panties in Anna’s mouth (HOT!). They fool around more and then out of the blue Anna goes HAM on Lea’s pussy. Lea’s orgasm is so intense that I had to take a 20 minute break before watching the rest of the movie!

I know it’s early, but this scene is already my favorite! Lea Lexis and Anna Morna are simply amazing together in these roles. Both stayed in character and both were extremely turned on throughout the entire scene making the fantasy come to life even more. This is a perfect scene! To top it off, Lea decides to keep Ana locked up after all for a round two. I hope there’s a sequel scene soon!

Scene 2 – Dana DeArmond & Allie Rae

This movie is just too good to be true. Only on the 2nd scene and it’s my 2nd favorite. This one opens with a cool creepy/horror vibe to it. Allie Rae is asleep in her cell with a pacing Dana DeArmond as her cellie. Dana whispers something unintelligible in Allie’s ear that causes her eyes to pop open in fear (creepy is sexy!) and already you can tell is Dana is one crazy ass chick! Apparently, Allie would be passed around for cheap cigarettes if it wasn’t for Dana’s protection as a result of them fucking, but word around the prison is that Allie is talking about getting out soon and leaving Dana behind. Being the psychopath that she is, Dana is visibly upset and doesn’t trust Allie’s word that she is going anywhere. Allie is scared shitless, so the only logical thing to do is to have sex with Dana to calm her down, and like any normal crazy person, Dana demands Allie eat her ass to prove her loyalty and then twerks on her face. It’s pretty awesome. Much like Lea Lexis in the previous scene, Dana has complete control over Allie and the scene, but the fact that she’s out of her mind adds a different level of sexiness to the entire encounter. She lays Allie over her knee and proceeds to spank her before eating her pussy like a woman on a mission! Its obvious Allie is loving every minute of it and when Dana gets behind her (my favorite position!) and fingers the shit out of her pussy while covering her mouth I blew one and took 2 minutes to myself. Allie lasted maybe 3 minutes longer than me courtesy of crazy Dana and the dirty talk. Control remains with Dana and Allie starts to go down on her I can’t help but wonder how the hell her bush stays so damn perfect! I mean, how much do even pay for that type of consistency? Do you do it yourself? (Dana, we must talk). Anyway, Allie gets her face fucked and something about the bed creaking turned me on. Dana cums while looking directly into Allie’s eyes then tells Allie to touch her pussy while she touches hers. Those two minutes was a volcano erupting and they follow it up with Dana grinding on Allie’s back.

Allie’s ass ends up red as fuck from Dana slapping it nonstop and both prisoners decide to go to sleep…or so you think. Just when Dana closes her eyes Allie gets up and walks over to the cell bars looking abused, used and desperate to get away, then Dana pops up and sits on the bed all creepy like watching Allie like an invisible stalker. It’s pretty fucking hot! I have feeling something else went down and I would love to know what it was! Part 2 pleeeeaaaasssseeeee, Vespoli!?!

Scene 3 – Lily Cade & Jelena Jensen

I love the plot in this scene because it’s classic betrayal! Lily Cade is a drug dealer and Jelena Jensen is an undercover cop sent in to infiltrate her organization and take her down. Lily finds out about Jelena’s agenda, but only after the two have fallen in love, so of course Jelena tries to convince Lily that she’s had a change of heart and now wants to help her escape the long arm of the law. Since my girl Lily ain’t no dummy she already has Jensen tied up to a hotel bed while wielding a gun around like a paranoid schizophrenic, but it’s clear to see Jelena has the upper hand. Besides the fact that her body is crazy hot, Lily desperately wants to believe her as she’s overcome with love. She starts crying, and even though she’s torn, a scene with crying women often leads to a heavy make-out session and that’s exactly what happens here. After Lily cuts Jelena loose, the two bump and grind before clothes start coming off. I have to say, Lily Cade stays in character throughout this scene and really sells the plot and enhances the fantasy for the viewer. She looks hurt and angry and betrayed so when she finger fucks Jelena, it’s with a vengeance. She also brings up a good point while finger banging the undercover cop. Of course they’ve had her bugged the entire time she’s been on the case, so have the cops heard them fucking? Are they on to the love affair? Is this a double cross from Jensen? Suspense and sex is the best! After munching down and making Jelena cum, it’s Lily’s turn and the cop turned first lady of organized crime is sure to make it count. Her whole body shakes with orgasm as Jelena eats her out!

From here Lily fondles Jelena to another orgasm before having another one herself, and the action kind of dwindles away until they start tribbing and Lily goes into her ass up position while Jelena goes tit-to-clit crazy and fingers the shit out of Lily from behind. The orgasms are so real in this scene you can feel them through the screen and the ending is way more than topping on the cake. After fucking each other’s brains out, they kiss and look into each other’s eyes before a moment of clarity happens and they both reach for the gun that Lily was previously waving around. You hear a loud bang but the screen is black so you don’t know who shot who! Cliff hangers are such teasers!

Scene 4 – Zoey Monroe & Morgan Lee

Morgan Lee is beating the living shit out of Zoey Monroe as soon as this scene opens, and when I say beating, I mean beating! Zoey doesn’t stand a chance as she gets ran down and pummeled to a mess. Flash forward and somehow the two end up in the same holding cell. Zoey is obviously out for revenge and picks a fight as soon as Morgan walks in. Naturally this leads to sex with Zoey taking control and regaining everything that was lost as a result of that royal ass whopping she took. Morgan unconvincingly yells stop as Zoey kisses and climbs on top of her, but Zoey isn’t having any of that as she eats Morgan out from behind and smacks her ass making her vow to never forget her name. It’s impossible not to notice that both girls have incredibly sex back tattoos and being the lover of tats that I am, that just helped push me over the edge a little. Morgan eats Zoey out to perfection before the two jump into a 69. Zoey jiggles Morgan’s ass on her face while licking her like crazy and it’s pretty fun to watch!

They scissor and 69 more before cumming all over each other’s faces at least 2 more times each. I really enjoyed the chemistry between Zoey and Morgan in this scene. They’re completely bought in from the beginning and once the action starts its like cameras aren’t even in the room. There are no words after all the bumping, grinding and clit rubbing so the pair just kiss until it fades to black.

Prison Lesbians Vol. 3 is an instant hit and definitely worth the time as this is one you won’t walk away from disappointed. Watch it here and be sure to let us know what you think!

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