XL Girls Home Alone Volume 2

I know that nobody wants to hear a rant when they come to look for porno to watch, but it’s your lucky day, because I am going to go on one anyway.  I find the description of this movie pretty offensive, and I am not interested in being quiet about it.  As someone who identifies as a fat chick and someone who thinks that bodies of all sizes are sexy, I can’t get down with anyone saying “Wide Load Ahead” – and I don’t care how enticing they thought it would be.  I get that there are a lot of folks out there that like larger women and that this is the way that some porno studios think that this desire needs to be marketed, but I am here to nip that shit in the bud and say no thank you.  We don’t need some half-baked fatty jokes to make people feel better for finding fat girls hot.  Like what you like without the “made in jest” insults that we actually find offensive.  These ladies are hot and deserve respect.  Ok, rant over – let’s get to the porno review!… More

Real Lesbian Sex Tapes

Yes, it’s true.  Fat people are sexual beings (that’s right, I said fat, as in I am reclaiming the negative connotations around the word!).  And contrary to popular belief, we aren’t all hiding behind our clothes, afraid to get naked and fuck.  That’s right, your friendly neighborhood porn peddler is a fattie herself, a zaftig gal with a big body that totally loves giving and receiving pleasure.  And I love me some porno movies featuring the same thing.  What I don’t love is how weird porn can be about fat women, using shaming language and featuring them in derogatory ways.  Who ever said that being thin was the only right way to be, anyway?… More

BBW Ink

What do you get when you mix hot zaftig ladies and fancy tattoo work?  Well, other than a giant girl boner in my pants, you get some seriously sexy action!  I saw this flick as I was perusing the site and just knew I had to get it under my belt (tee hee hee).  One look at Madison Mitchell on the box cover and I was totally sold.… More

Top Five Tuesday – Zaftikeh Moids

BBW, Curvy, Voluptuous, Plump, Fat – Whatever words you want to use, the fact can’t be denied that these zaftig ladies are super sexy porn goddesses.  Not only are they each so wicked hot, they are truly role models to fat chicks like myself.  Just seeing real, bigger bodies be visible on screen is so exciting and knowing that these women embrace their sexuality not in spite of, but along with, their bodies is such a major turn on!  Here are my top five Zaftikeh Moids (Yiddish for ‘sexy voluptuous women’) in porn!… More

Link Love

Happy Humpday!  Welcome to the mid-week hump!  Things are getting back into the swing here at HM4Her now that Halloween is done and the holiday lights are beginning to rear their tiny, blinking heads.  It’s seriously November – when the hell did that happen?  Probably while I was busy watching all the ridiculously hot movies we’ve put up so far this season already.  Yeah, I know, my job sounds like such a bummer, right?  Anyway, welcome to the first Wednesday that November has to offer.  Let’s celebrate it right with a little link lovin’!… More

Fierce, Fat and Ready to F*ck!

Hello. My name is J.D. Bauchery, and I am a queer fat femme. I don’t write about my own sexual exploits on the site too much, but today I thought I’d disclose a little bit and let you into my interworkings.

Last week I had the pleasure of taking in The Femme Show, a lovely spoken word/performance troupe that focuses on all facets of femme queer identity and everything gender-ific in general.… More

Link Love

Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the mid-week stretch.  And what a stretch it is.  There’s nothing quite like coming back to reality after a long weekend away.  Even though my inbox wasn’t as crazy as it could have been, the week after a break still seems like it’s about 3 weeks long.  But now we are officially in December – the month of giving!!  So, let’s start this month off right with a gift that keeps on giving… Link Love, of course!… More

Mixtape Rewind

It’s Friday again.  TGIF for reals!  This week’s rewind is near and dear to my heart.  Back when we started the MTR (in 2007, can you believe it!?!), I featured one of my favorite bands, The Gossip.  I don’t even think we were moved over to this blog yet, so I’m having trouble finding the old post, but I love The Gossip and their frontlady Beth Ditto.  Not only is Ms.… More

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