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Kay Brandt Interview: Director Of The Baumgartners Series

The second installment of the Baumgartners saga, Adventures With The Baumgartners , is beautifully filmed in a dream location with super star couple, Mick Blue and Anikka Albrite. Based off of author Selena Kitt’s bestselling book series and directed by award-winning powerhouse Kay Brandt, Adventures shows the continued growth between Doc and Mrs. Baumgartner as a sexual and happily married couple and introduces us to some new characters as well.

In Adventures With The Baumgartners, we meet two new couples that enjoy experimenting with open relationships and partner-swapping. The movie portrays these couples as having very happy and healthy attitudes towards non-monogamy. We asked Kay Brandt to tell us about her experience filming the series and her thoughts on non-traditional relationships.

Do you feel that polyamorous or non-monogamous relationships are becoming more commonplace and socially acceptable?

No, I don’t feel that way at all. A massive shift in consciousness and acceptance would have to take place in society first for polyamorous relationships to go mainstream, and I don’t think we’re even close to being there collectively. It’s been how many decades for gay rights and the entire LGBQT movement to find true societal acceptance? There’s too much religion dictating the importance of one-on-one, and there’s safety in tradition. To be cool with the three adults living in the house next door, and not question or judge when seeing them openly loving each other on their front lawns requires a very evolved way of thinking and judging others, and we’re just not there yet. And we may never be. That’s why polyamorous relationships make great foundations for storytelling in both movies and books. It’s a fantasy situation, and what so many people would want to do if given the freedom to at least explore it. When you think about it, having a third person in any situation where emotions are on the table and love is shared would probably drastically reduce the divorce rate. Especially if the three-way scenario’s one male and two women. Women do better when there’s a bestie close by to buffer moods, wants, and needs. It makes perfect sense to me.

What were the most important aspects of Doc and Mrs. B’s non-monogamous relationship that you wanted to be exemplified onscreen?

Their love for each other. Selena created a deeply in love and very happy couple in Doc and Carrie. They were written as a loving, trusting husband and wife where the open boundaries feel like natural extensions of their love. There’s a magical aspect to their love because Carrie feels entirely safe openly exploring her sexuality and passionate needs without worrying about how Doc will handle it. He’s so super okay with it all, and constantly lets Carrie know she’s his one and only, even when his dick’s in another woman’s pussy. That’s where the magic in their relationship exists – both Doc and Carrie are getting their needs met and everyone is safe and happy. I feel like I captured that dynamic in the movie and so much of that honest translation from book to screen was due to Anikka and Mick being similar to the characters in real life.

You write about different types of relationships within the film. Open relationships, threesomes, and foursomes are shown in a loving and exciting way. What would you say is the main focus of your dialogue when you write about these characters navigating these types of sexual situations?

See, the thing is, it’s not all my dialogue – it’s Selena’s. In Babysitting the Baumgartners, I literally transcribed the novel into script word for word. The dialogue spoken came directly from the book, which was written by Selena Kitt. Selena approved the script before I made the film, and I wanted it that way. I wanted her to be happy. We’re talking about a novel that’s sold millions of copies and put Selena on the map as an erotic novelist in a big way. I pulled as much content from the book as I could realistically film and kept the integrity of the original story. That was important to me because part of the intent in making a New York Times bestselling novel into an X-rated film was to connect with Selena’s readership base. For so many of her dedicated readers, bringing the Baumgartners to life was like seeing a fantasy come true, and I didn’t want to disappoint them. For Adventures though, the book was in process and in first-draft stage when I had to start writing the script. We’d decided that instead of filming the next book in the series, we’d create a brand new one. Creatively, Selena and I collaborated from start to finish with Adventures, which means together we decided how many sex scenes there should be (ten) and what they should be (boy/girl, BGG, BGGG, three GG, and more). I loved that we decided to make one of ten scenes between one male and three females because I’d never directed a scene like that before and I wanted the challenge. And a challenge it was, indeed. Four on a bed can sometimes look and feel like a game of Twister, and it’s tough for the camera crew, too.

Is there a difference you have experienced when writing for a heterosexual storyline versus a lesbian-themed narrative? What is the most challenging aspect of writing about any relationship for you?

Depth of honesty and emotion are first and foremost for me, and that goes for farcical comedy, too, like what happened in the movies I wrote/directed for the Mother-Daughter Exchange Club series when I was working for Girlfriends Films. In my all-girl 2012 Cherry movies, there’s a firestorm of emotions going on, and same for my boy-girl movie, Safe Landings. So, no, I haven’t found a difference writing lesbian or hetero material. Love is love, sex is sex, and emotions are emotions. These aspects don’t change due to sexual orientation. Not for me, anyway.

In Adventures, we see Sara Luvv’s character, Ronnie, really take what she learned from the Baumgartners’ relationship and apply it to her own romantic life. However, Ronnie’s love triangle between Vince and Gretchen gets somewhat entangled when Gretchen has jealous feelings over Ronnie’s other relationship. Do you have any advice on handling jealousy for couples in open relationships?

Oh my gosh, no, I don’t have advice to give on jealousy. It’s such a raw and common reaction that doesn’t respond to rational thought or analysis. It’s the bug that stirs within. But, my assessment on poly couples is that they aren’t jealous people to begin with, therefore, it’s not an issue. I think it would be tremendously difficult to be poly if you’re someone who suffers with jealousy. Trust, like in traditional relationships, must be the strongest part between all involved. Without trust, you can’t build a solid foundation for anything to work or grow.

How did you become involved with Adam & Eve?

I emailed them. Simple as that. And it took a few years before I made my first movie for them, Safe Landings.

In addition to your directorial role with Adam & Eve, you are a bestselling author of erotic fiction. What made you want to begin writing erotic literature and how did you begin presenting stage plays?

I’m a storyteller, so, it was natural for me to find a channel of expression other than writing screenplays. There were professional circumstances beyond my control that led to the transition from writing one format to another, and at the time I felt an overwhelming need to go “long form” and write manuscripts. And writing manuscripts as opposed to screenplays was very freeing creatively because I wasn’t restricted by structure, and I mean the structural format used when writing for screen, not books. Screenplays are rigid formats where less is more usually. Books are the exact opposite. It was like a hurricane was let loose in my soul when I was writing my first manuscript, and story after story flew out. Now, several years after my first book was published, I’m amazed at all the content I’ve produced and grateful I had the opportunity to devote time to the art and craft of book writing. It was an important road to explore and shockingly, it brought me right back into movie making.

When I produced my first stage play, it didn’t seem like a big undertaking, but it was. At the time, more and more writers and actors were producing their own plays, and so I thought I should too. This was before social media and YouTube and, as creatives, we had limited modes of showing off what our talents were if not cast in a movie or television show back in the 1990s. Too much creative downtime was the catalyst that spurred me to write plays and produce them. It was fairly inexpensive to do, and the results were mostly rewarding, and opened other doors for work. That’s the name of the creative game, to keep work coming in.

You released your first horror novella, Soles, in 2016. What was different about writing horror as opposed to writing an erotic novel?

When I write erotica, the story leads to sex because the characters are in pursuit of it. Soles is about a young man’s need to confront his demons. There’s the main difference. But writing is writing. Really, writing sex is just about using select words to describe an act, and it’s the same thing for writing horror, or any other genre. I had a story to tell, and it just happened to be Roland’s (the lead character in Soles), and sex didn’t fit into the overall tale. My next horror novel, Cutters is erotic, though, and will contain graphic sex as well as violence.

The World of Cherry book series has a ton of wonderful reviews and so many people have remarked upon the fictional world within the club as being incredibly realistic. The books translated so well into a film series. When writing erotic fiction, do you write with the intention of adapting the books into films?

I didn’t adapt The World of Cherry books. The two Cherry movies came first. So, the movies translated well into books, which is probably a first for erotica as well as mainstream films.

You’ve adapted two of Selena Kitt’s novels for the screen. Not only did you adapt Babysitting the Baumgartners, but previous to that release you filmed Safe Landings. How were you first introduced to Selena Kitt and her work?

Selena owns an indie publishing company, Excessica. When I’d completed my first manuscript, I sent query letters to publishers, received a few rejections, and a few invites. Selena’s invitation to publish through Excessica was the offer I picked and I’m so glad I did. It was truly meant to be. Making her books into films was the furthest thing from my mind at the time. I’d done research on Excessica and Selena, and was impressed by what I discovered about her and her businesses. Excessica has a good rep in erotica, and that’s important when it comes to attracting avid readers who want quality, and then add in Selena’s popularity – joining up with her was a no-brainer.

What about the Baumgartners characters appealed to you when you first read Selena Kitt’s book?

They were real yet living in a wonderful fantasy. They were sexual, passionate, and loving. What’s not to like?

After the overwhelming success of the first Baumgartners film, what made you want to continue the Baumgartners’ story?

Um, the overwhelming success – that’s why. And the fact that there are more books in the series as well as other potential ways to continue the story in new directions, like what we did with Adventures. And perhaps creating movies based on subplot characters, like Daphne and Ari played by Edyn Blair and Derrick Pierce. We touched a nerve by bringing such a beloved book to screen, and turned on a new fanbase – book readers as opposed to movie watchers. There’s plenty of fresh ideas for us to explore by continuing the series.

Critics and audiences were blown away at the concept of Forked. Combining a cooking reality show with porn stars, and having them cook their own personal recipes has never been done before. And we certainly learned a lot from watching Dick Chibbles in the kitchen. Forked won at XBIZ and AVN this year, in addition to receiving two XCritic Pick titles. AVN just announced Forked as their critic’s pick and is featured in this month’s publication. What was your inspiration for the porn/reality cooking show concept?

My inspiration was to do something completely fresh and new, to experiment, and to prove movies like Forked are needed and wanted. There’s an undeniable curiosity about adult stars, hence the popularity of performers on Twitter. And I wanted to celebrate another side of adult – the human side – where performers reveal more about themselves because, to me, that’s interesting. It’s almost taboo watching adult stars just be who they are, without the heavy facade of only being sexual creatures, and that turns me on. And that two-day shoot making Forked was the toughest one I’ve ever done because so much work went into it. It took me four days just to buy all the groceries before we filmed! There was so much magic on set and the cast was so happy to be cooking AND having sex. They loved having the opportunity to be so candid and have fun together, not simply fuck. They actually “thank” each other on camera – when does that happen in porn?

Do you plan to do any more reality-based movies in the future?

I would love to! I have a couple of ideas for different reality-type shows. And of course, I’d absolutely LOVE to make more Forked movies.

Do you have plans to make a third Baumgartners movie?

Selena and I are prepped to make more, as in, we have good ideas about where to take future installments if Adam & Eve wants to continue with the series.

What are the upcoming projects from Kay Brandt that we can look forward to?

In May I’ll be filming a new movie based on my upcoming novel, Naked. I don’t want to give too much away yet, but Naked is a very original concept and I’m looking forward to the challenge of adapting one of my own novels again.

I also have more books coming out this year, including the sequel to my first BDSM book, At Mother’s Command. A few weeks ago my novelette, “Hotwives and their Dirty Desires” was published and is selling strongly. I’ll be guesting on more radio shows and podcasts as well as updating my own YouTube channel.

Check out more from Kay Brandt here, and be sure to check out Adventures With The Baumgartners exclusively on HotMoviesForHer and brother website, HotMovies between May 9th and May 23.

Happy Halloween with Burning Angel

joannaangelJoanna Angel revolutionized porn with her vision of hot, alternative women making dirty movies and creative parodies. With her homages to classic horror, pinup couture , and popular culture, Burning Angel Entertainment has become the standard when it comes to modified women in porn. Joanna may have started in the “alternative” genre, but her hard work and creative vision has turned Burning Angel into an authority in the industry. Halloween is the perfect time to sit down with someone you fancy, and watch spooky parodies and horror remakes from the alt-genre master. Happy Halloween!

Evil Head

evilheadAn abandoned cabin in the woods is the perfect place for four friends to have an exciting and romantic getaway. They discover the book of Necronomicum, which turns members of the group into possessed demons. Watch as Ash (Tommy Pistol), Linda (Joanna Angel), Shelly (Kleio Valentien) and Scotty (Danny Wylde) unleash unspeakable evil from the “Book of the Head.” Evil Head brings you everything you would want in this pornographic horror remake – talking taxidermy, chainsaws, demons, and a gangbang with possessed trees.

 

Cindy, Queen of Hell

cindyqueenodhellIs it better to serve in heaven, or reign in Hell? Raven (Joanna Angel) had a fling with the devil (Xander Corvus) and got knocked up. Now, 21 years later, she must tell her daughter Cindy (Leigh Raven) the truth about her real father. Cindy is presented with the choice: remain on Earth…or be the next ruler of Hell! Follow Cindy’s voyage through the underworld filled with debaucherous demon sex and see her take fate into her own hands!

 

Fuckenstien

fuckenstienDuring their nightly romp, Joanna Angel and Dr. Frankenstein suddenly did something that had never happened to them before! She went wild when he stuck his fingers right in her ass WHILE he was fucking her pussy. Inspiration stuck, and the scientist created a monster whose sole purpose on this earth was to doubly penetrate his wife. Of course, everything got a little out of hand when his monster creation’s ego amped up, and the monster dick got out of control. It’s a XXX-rated homage to everyone’s favorite classic horror flick.

 

The XXXorcist

xxxorcistAfter all other exorcism methods fail; Father Merkin (Tommy Pistol) has no other option but to fuck the hell (and the devil) out of a possessed woman, Regan Teresa MacFeel (Joanna Angel). Her Mother, Mrs. Mac Feel (Kylee Kross) looks on helplessly until she succumbs to the evil and becomes possessed as well. Father Merkin is compelled to fight for his life with his cock.

 

A Very Adult Wednesday Addams

wednesdayadamsWednesday Addams is all grown up! While she’s still fond of black, destruction, and death, she’s found some new interests since growing up; namely, her desire for dick! Mama Morticia had no problem keeping her man’s cauldron hot; now it’s time for Wednesday to learn how to wrap men in her spider’s web as well!

 

Comic Book Freaks and Cosplay Geeks

2016 AVN Nominee for Best Makeup

comicbookfreakcosplaygeeksFrom Joanna Angel comes  a fun and sexy set of scenes featuring the gorgeous, tattooed Burning Angels Draven Star, Larkin Love, Sheridan Love, London Lanchester, Annie Cruz and Rizzo Ford. Dressed up in sexy cosplay, these nerdy girls aren’t shy when it comes to fucking like crazy. The dialogue is funny, the sex is hot, and the orgasms are through the roof!

 

Cosplay Geeks 2

cospalygeeks2Ever notice how much sexier your favorite geek culture characters look in person at Comic-Con? So did we! We found five hot cosplayer girls to bring your nerdy, dirty fan fiction fantasies to life! Your favorite Burning Angel Girls cosplay the best indie and major comic, anime, and manga characters! Joanna And Small Hands in “The Nightmare Before XXXmas.” Draven Star As “Horny Potter.” Roggie and Nat Turner as “Spectrum and Luke Cage.” Rachel Ravaged in “Star Trek.” And Ophelia Rain as “Vampirella.”

 

The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody

walkingdeadAfter a month in a hospital bed, County Sheriff Rick woke up from a coma and quickly realized the world has been overrun by zombies. One odd notion was especially concerning; these zombies are hungry for brains…and sex! A jizz shot was the only sure-fire way to return these undead creatures to the grave!

 

 

 

The Whowhoreofdarknessres of Darkness

Director Joanna Angel calls her gothic new Burning Angel Entertainment release “a dark and demonic film,” and considering the devilish talents of such stars as 2011 AVN nominees Draven Star and Bella Vendetta, it’s easy to see why. Burning Angel favorites Star, Vendetta, Felix, Asphyxia, and Ranie Mae squeeze into velvet lace and don some dark eyeliner before throwing down nearly three hours of intense screwing. Hot sex and cool goth-punk sounds by Kommunity FK set the stage for two hours and thirty eight minutes of humorous hardcore action in the patented Burning Angel tradition. With Draven and Bella on board, this “dark and demonic film” is a trip to the promised land you’ll never forget!

 

Re-Penetrator

repenetratorRe-Penerator is a pornographic spoof of H.P. Lovecraft’s 80’s horror flick Re-Animator. The film is the story of a stripper (Joanna Angel), who after being dead for twenty years, is resurrected by a perverted mad scientist, Dr. Hubert Breast (Tommy Pistol). Dr. Breast vaginally injects the long dead, but exquisitely preserved, exotic dancer with a special serum so the re-penetrated corpse will return for the VIP room in hell and crave nothing but sex. After he injects her with a gooey green potion, the stripper awakens with an insatiable craving for balls and fucks the mad scientist from the gurney to the grave.

 

Killer Kleavage From Outer Space

killercleavagefromouterspaceThe inhabitants of Planet Areola are quickly becoming extinct, and one Earth penis could save them all. Not just any penis – a perfect penis. Experimentation with an imperfect penis WILL result in deadly tit-lasers. With Areola’s impending doom, Captain Sheridan knows she must send Jessie Lee to complete this mission. Why Jessie? Well, because she likes dick a lot.

Sugar Babies: A Cautionary Tale Review

sugar babies dvd coverSugar Babies is a cautionary tale about young women who try to have it all, and end up with much less than they expected. With an all-star cast, incredible cinematography, and great storytelling, this film will make you think about the things we lose when we make promises we can’t keep. From brand new studio Pretty Dirty and the dream duo of directors Bree Mills & Stills By Alan, you won’t want to miss this exciting new release!

Scene 1: Penny Pax, James Deen, and Chanel Preston (Non-Sex: Jade Nile and Jesse Jones)

Penny is super stressed out. She’s in school, but her bills keep piling up and she can’t get ahead. She’s even received an eviction notice. She just needs a little time to get a plan together, and then maybe she will think of some way to pay all these debts. She’s just so overwhelmed, she calls her friend Jade so she can blow off some steam. While her and Jade are out on a beautiful hiking trail, Jade reveals to Penny that she has been having a really wonderful time recently and that she feels really bad for Penny’s circumstances. Jade tells Penny that she has gone all over the world with a wonderful man, and she just got back from Hong Kong. There’s just one catch to Jade’s story. Jade has been traveling with rock star Xander Corvus, and he isn’t her boyfriend, he’s her sugar daddy.

Naturally, Penny is a little freaked out, but she is so intrigued. Plus, if she doesn’t get her act together soon, she won’t even have a house to live in. Penny decides to have Jade give Xander a call. Penny starts to think that she may have just been saved, but Xander isn’t interested in a girl like Penny. Xander is looking for a virgin. A little surprised, Jade tells Penny the bad news. Luckily, Xander has a friend who may be interested. His name is James Deen. James and his wife like to “help out” pretty young things too. Penny decides to accept the offer for James’ help, and she goes home to tell her boyfriend the news. When Penny gets home, her loving boyfriend Jesse is waiting for her. He tries to be supportive about her situation with tuition mounting, but Penny tells him things are worse than he thinks. The rent was due two weeks ago. His new job won’t really matter if they get kicked out of their place. Penny presents her other option to Jesse: meet James Deen and have him pay her bills. As one could expect, Jesse is less than thrilled about the prospect of his girlfriend whoring herself out for tuition. He can’t believe she already agreed to this arrangement. He storms out in a huff saying that Penny has thoroughly disgusted him. Penny’s left with no choice but to continue on to her date with James and his wife.

Penny Pax in Sugar BabiesChanel Preston in Sugar Babies

When Penny arrives at James’ house she is taken back by the beauty of the place. The house is quite grand, full of beautiful artwork, and a bit intimidating. James greets her in an incredibly warm way, while offering her a meal he has prepared for the two of them. As Penny and James eat, Penny describes her situation to James, letting him know how desperate her financial situation is and how she really want to continue on in her medical education. James knows how difficult school can be and that education is so important. While these two are getting to know each other, Jesse keeps calling and texting Penny. He’s blowing up her phone, and it is obviously distracting her from her conversation with James. James notices, and swiftly changes the conversation towards the evening’s festivities. Penny understands what is happening and acts accordingly. She puts her phone down and becomes fully immersed in what she has to do. It is right at that point that Chanel, James’ wife, walks into the room. She is statuesque and wearing only a robe, which she quickly drops to the floor revealing, a tight body and a strap-on dildo. Penny must earn her allowance tonight.

Chanel Preston Penny Pax James Deen
Penny Pax threesome in Sugar BabiesPenny Pax sucks James Deen in Sugar Babies

Scene 2: Penny Pax, Jesse Jones, and Jaclyn Taylor

Penny comes home to find her boyfriend Jesse waiting there. After the way he stormed out, this is the last thing she expected. Jesse sits Penny down and tells her that he was wrong to call her names, judge her, or make her feel like she was doing this just for pleasure. Jesse says that he knows he needs to try to understand her more, try to spice things up a bit, and realizes that she was only doing this so they could have a good future together. Jesse says he wants to try something with Penny just to show that there are no hard feelings between them. Penny is eager to have things between her and Jesse be ok again, so she agrees when he says that he wants to tie her up for some kinky fun. Jesse notices Penny is all marked up from her experience with her sugar daddy, but he says that he doesn’t mind. Penny lets Jesse bind her hands and feet, and lies back on the couch awaiting Jesse’s surprise. Unfortunately, Jesse has revenge on his mind. After Penny is tied up, he tells her that he was thinking about all of the things she was doing with her sugar daddy, and it was driving him crazy. He decided to take action and call his friend Jaclyn to help him take charge of his hurt feelings. Jaclyn enters the room and tells Penny that she used to be a good girl just like Penny was, but she knows that deep down Penny is just a little whore too. Jesse begins to verbally degrade Penny while Jaclyn starts to go down on him. Penny is devastated and helpless to do anything but watch her man fuck another woman.

Jaclyn Taylor in Sugar Babies
Jesse Jones and Penny Pax in Sugar Babies Sugar Babies threesome

Scene 3: Rebel Lynn and Jade Nile

Jade and her step-sister Rebel are just chillin on their bed when Jade gets a text from Xander saying that he is tired of waiting for her to find him a virgin. He knows he can find groupies anytime he wants, but he is tired of “worn out” women. He wants a virgin, or he will find someone else who will get one for him. Jade certainly does not want to lose her relationship with Xander, so she thinks of an idea. Her little step-sister Rebel hasn’t ever been with a boy. She is adorable and really curious about the lifestyle and experiences Jade has with Xander. Jade realizes she can keep Xander if she introduces him to Rebel, so she decides to warm Rebel up to the idea. Jade says that Xander and her have been traveling together, which is a huge secret because Xander is a pretty big star. Rebel is a huge fan of Xander’s, so it takes her a minute to get used to the idea that her sister has been traveling with him, but as Jade begins telling her about the parties she goes to and shows her pictures of their travels together, Rebel becomes more and more excited to meet him. Jade has another proposition for Rebel. The most peculiar part about Xander is that he really likes it when the girls he is hanging out with kiss each other. Since Rebel hasn’t kissed anyone they decide to practice together, and as they begin to feel more comfortable, Jade suggests Rebel learn a little more about how to please another woman. Of course, this is purely so that Xander will like Rebel, and Rebel will feel more comfortable when they finally meet. Jade tells Rebel about Xander’s preferences, how to talk to him, and how to act when they finally have sex. Rebel is an apt pupil, and they explore all kinds of positions together in preparation of meeting Xander later that night.

Jade Nile in Sugar BabiesRebel Lynn in sugar babies
Jade Nile and Rebel LynnRebel Lynn and Jade Nile in Sugar Babies

Scene 4: Rebel Lynn, Jade Nile, and Xander Corvus

Rebel and Jade go to one of the apartments Xander keeps a lease on. As a famous star, Xander needs to be able to keep his personal life private. Xander is a confident and dominant man, and he really enjoys taking charge when it comes to sex. When he first meets Rebel, he has to inspect her pussy to make sure she is definitely a virgin. This whole process leaves Rebel extremely nervous, but she holds still while Xander completes his examination. Elated that Rebel is indeed a virgin, Xander begins to take her clothes off, but Rebel stops him short. Before he begins, Rebel asks for a trip to Hawaii. Of course, Xander wants to be Rebel’s first, so he concedes to get her a first class ticket with hotel accommodations to Hawaii. Jade nods at Rebel approvingly and helps her little step-sister through the process of losing her virginity.

Rebel Lynn Jade Nile Xander CorvusXander Corvus rips off Rebel Lynn's panties
Rebel Lynn blowjob in Sugar BabiesRebel Lynn and Xander Corvus

The thing about being a sugar baby is that there is no job security. Find out how things end for Penny and Jade for yourself and watch Sugar Babies here.

Writers Roundup: Porn Stars We Want to Hang Out With

Dana Vespoli
Dana Vespoli

Sometimes we read something about a star, or we see an incredible feat accomplished in a scene, and we just want to give that star a high-five. Maybe that star thinks our hand-slap is so good, that they invite us over for dinner, introduce us to their friends, and feed us lots of cake and delicious sugary treats. Without the risk of sounding fan-girl-star-crazed, we decided which porn stars we would want to hang out with, and the stars we think would be our BFFs. It wasn’t only us women who wanted to talk about this subject. Our buddy from HotMovies, Victor Vaselino, knew we were planning this post and gave a convincing argument as to why he should be able to talk about his porn BFF. Basically, Victor needed a venue to profess his undying love to a great musician we have already written about on HMFH, so we decided it was relevant, and we were happy to have his input on the subject.

Bridget

If I had to pick any porn star to become BFFs with, it’s a no-brainer. I like to hang out with likeminded people with a good sense of humor, and in the porno realm that equates to none other than Dana DeArmond. I need people in my life that are willing to call me out when I do stupid and/or regrettable stuff, and I know I could count on her to do just that. You’d be hard-pressed to find a porn star that does more shit-talking than Ms. DeArmond, and in such clever ways too. Her scene with Tommy Pistol  in ScrewberX  is a perfect example of how she doesn’t put up with anyone’s crap.

Dana DeArmond Tommy Pistol
Dana DeArmond and Tommy Pistol

 

Waka Flaka Dana DeArmond
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I love Dana’s feisty wit, but what makes her an even more attractive partner-in-crime is that this chick doesn’t give a fuck about anything; she uses her legal name as her porn name! She’s just working in the adult industry and owning her lifestyle, and I respect that a lot. Not only is she hilarious and bold, but she’s gorgeous as well. This all-natural Spiegler girl would be a great wing-woman at a party or charismatic arm-candy for a night on the town. I only imagine the wacky antics we would get up to together. I don’t know exactly what she does outside of fucking on camera, but I’m sure it’s in line with my interests of relaxing and watching trashy TV. I could see us watching KUWTK and making fun of Kris Jenner like the gal pals we were always meant to be!

I would’ve been the perfect addition to this assembly of great minds: just me, Dana DeArmond, and Waka Flocka. Maybe next time.

Andi

Jonni Darkko
Jonni Darkko

I’ve written before about Dee Severe and Jimmy Broadway, owners of Severe Sex, and how I really like the way their titles incorporate BDSM into real-life situations with great narratives. I’m also a huge fan of what Bree Mills and StillsbyAlan are doing over at Girlsway. Pretty much everyone I have written about I am a fan of: Michelle Austin, Buck Angel, and Pink and White Productions are a few people that I feel consistently produce interesting and sexy content. I would love to hang out with these people (and I have with a few), but I would really like to chat with Jonni Darkko to see why he chooses to shoot the content he does.

Jizz My Glasses Jonni DarkkoG for Gianna Jonni Darkko

I mean, Jizz My Glasses is a real title. That title is hysterical to me because I would never think that a movie about ejaculating on people’s glasses would be so popular.  Who knew that many people would want to jizz on eyewear? I wrote about the women of Brown Sugar Fuck Dolls a few months ago, and people went bananas. Of course, the women are beautiful and popular stars, but the response to my posts and tweets was overwhelming. People love Jonni Darkko, and while it isn’t the stuff I would watch to get me in the mood, I am fascinated by how well of a show he puts together. I’ve read that he creates the soundtrack to every film himself, and he has released his own tracks on well-known DJ albums. I love the way he filmed Gianna Michaels in G for Gianna.  Gianna is amazing, but the work they did together was really special. I want to know why he shoots the way he does and what his visual influences are. Seriously, this man is having a great time doing what he loves. I can just see me in Ibiza listening to really loud EDM play to a crowd of hundreds, while we talk about jazz and painting, and photography, and I try to stay awake past midnight for his new track to drop. That’s the life.

Dee Viant

Eric Jover
Eric Jover with Moose and Sylvester

There are so many people in porn who I think are fantastic, and I’ve gotten to meet a variety of people whose work I love. With that in mind, I wanted to focus on those I’ve never met in person, although that doesn’t really make this much easier to answer. However, I’d say that due to the ongoing interactions we’ve had on Twitter regarding kink, cats, and general nerdery, this is tossup between Chrissy Daniels (@Chrissy_Daniels ) and Eric Jover (@ballbusting). I’ve been interacting with both Chrissy and Eric since I started working on just FetishMovies 3.5 years ago, and I would love to finally meet them each in person. I have the utmost respect for anyone who builds their own XXX business, especially when they are involved in every facet of that business, including performing. I need to be around highly intelligent people who work hard, and both of my fantasy porn BFFs fall into that group. They are also both hilarious and have solid and apparent senses of humor.

Also, I’m a total sucker for animals, and will horse around on the floor with any pet that will have me. Chrissy and Eric both post photos of their kitty beasts, and I want to snuggle the hell out of them too. I feel like my orange cat Talk Face has a special bond with Chrissy’s orange buddy Hank. Is this getting weird? I think so. Bottom line: Show me titties and kitties if you want to win me over.

Chrissy Daniels
Chrissy Daniels

 

Suggested Titles:

Lesbian Vampire Seductions and The Farce Awakens

Our MILF/The DILF Lover

Let’s see, I love to laugh and get a kick out of laughing at some of the antics these guys pull both in front of and behind the camera. Don’t judge me too harshly because I’m telling my age, but I think if I had to chose somebody to hang with it would be (drum roll, please) Evan Stone. The man is beyond goofy judging by the many hilarious roles he’s played over the years from caveman, to pirate to a pest control technician who was more interested in boffing the client! Even if it was just shadowing him for a day, I would be content because he’s guaranteed to give you a good laugh!

Kelly and Ryan Madison
Kelly and Ryan Madison

I would also love, love, love to hang out with the dynamic duo Kelly and Ryan Madison. Not only are they just so cute as a couple, I love the way they work and play together (which is not something every couple can do). While they’re known for outrageous sexual acts on screen both amidst themselves and tag-teaming other girls…this pair is undeniably in love, they work as an awesome team together and I would love to pick their brains on how to make these aspects work. Plus while I understand that things appear different when the camera is running – it wouldn’t help to get a few pointers on their uninhibited lifestyle!

Judy Hologram

My porn star BFF is already Abella Danger because one time I tweeted something about how all my best friends are size queens and she was like, “I’m not a size queen, can we still be friends?” I tried to play it cool because this was my first time having a porn star friend, and I think I pulled it off. My Abella Danger friend date would involve reliving my youth while vaping and maybe eating a pizza with Carter Cruise  while we talk about how lit and fiery stuff is. Abella could be my wingwoman and try to pull guys for me, but she’s actually way hotter than me, but I’d be so totally ok with that probably.

Abella Danger
Abella Danger

But for real, Abella is mad cool and has a great head on her shoulders and I’d love to talk dicks with her one day.

If I wanted to hang out with a porn star while wearing my comfy clothes, it would have to be Dana Vespoli. I’ve spent approximately 11 hours of my life watching her Real Sex Diary series, so I know that she’s always down with a quiet dinner and wine at home. She’s a big movie buff, which works its way into her pornos, so I’d love to just kick it on the couch with a cheap bottle of wine, some snacks, and a good flick and pick her brain for an evening.

Dana Vespoli and Chanel Preston
Dana Vespoli and Chanel Preston

 

The Authentic Lesbian

Business Of Women

I would love to hang out with Girlsway genius director Bree Mills and voyeur extraordinaire Shine Louise Houston. What I love most about Bree’s features, particularly The Turning, Project Pandora, and The Business of Women, is the social element of women’s rights and sexual desires that serve as the underlying tone. She’s managed to create a world where every woman is a lesbian (I call that paradise), empowered with the ability to attack social standards and stereotypes, while remaining incredibly sexy and often incorporating a dark and twisted sense of humor. After watching one of her titles you feel like you watched a movie with lots of sex in it instead of a porno flick. You walk away with an extreme satisfaction and a few things to think about. Shine Louise Houston’s Pink And White Productions, specifically the CrashPad Series (I know I rave about them often, but with good reason) is more relatable in the sense that you’re watching two real people have real sex. I’m not even sure there’s any directing involved, that’s how authentic it looks and feels. You hear the playful banter between position changes, and watch the not-so-sexy process that is putting on a strap, and it looks like what happens in your bedroom.

CrashPad 89

The coolest part is that the underlying social aspects are there, but instead of being written into a plot and acted out, they come directly from the performers themselves. The series features a lot of gender queer performers and the sex itself takes on the role of the plot, forcing you to think as they perform acts in ways you may not have encountered previously. For example, some stars prefer to leave their clothes on the entire time making you think about how pleasure is attainable outside of physical contact. Others use various toys and fuck like wild rabbits instead of lightly touching and fondling, forcing you to step outside the societal view of what lesbian/queer sex must look like and account for behaviors you may not have otherwise. The fact that these two creative and extremely influential women have found ways to stimulate mind and body simultaneously makes them my ultimate coffee shop hang out crew! Could you imagine picking their brains over something fancy they sell in a San Fran shop, or brainstorming a collaboration project in the French Quarter? Shit, I’d love to just be in their company when a hot girl walks by! The possibilities are limitless…

Victor Vaselino

My BPSFF (Best Porn Star Friend Forever) is undoubtedly Xander Corvus.  I was assigned to write his bio for HotMovies over a year ago, and after learning about the guy, I couldn’t help but love him.  Everything I learned about the guy made me want to hang out with him, from both of us having a biker father, our mutual love for heavy metal, to the fact that we both have performed in metal bands (Xander is the lead singer for L.A. metal band Circle of Violence.). He’s pretty much just like me, except successful.  And gets laid all the time.  And has a big cock.

We’d be such good friends.

Xandar Corvus HotMoviesForHer
Xander Corvus

My ideal bro-date with Xander would be getting a six pack (each, of course), jamming out to some At the Gates or Carcass, playing a show together (With lights!  And pyro! And he could get on my shoulders while I do a guitar solo-it’d be EPIC ADORBZ), and then picking up some girls and taking them back to my parents’ garage.

(There’s no way to NOT make this sound dorky: I’m pretty much describing high school, only with a famous pornstar playing the role of my former best friend.  Maybe I should just give that guy a call, and hope he forgives me for “The Katrina Incident”.)

17 Porn Stars With Acting Chops

It’s no secret that most people don’t watch porn for the plot, let alone the thespian capabilities of its stars. As long as you look good fucking on camera, it’s not a big deal if you can’t deliver a line convincingly or construct a believable persona for your character. But every now and then there comes a porn star who makes us actually want to watch the plot from beginning to end. Here’s my picks for the top porn stars with serious acting chops.

Carter Cruise

It was no surprise to me when this year’s Best New Starlet also nabbed the Best Actress trophy at this year’s AVN Awards, making Carter Cruise only the second star to do so since Jenna Jameson in 1996. Last year’s Second Chances, about a college senior unexpectedly finding love after a humiliating freshman year, was the perfect showcase for Cruise, who has previous theater experience. The rest of the cast also shines under the direction of Jackie St. James and Eddie Powell, including best friend Jessa Rhodes,  the adorably hapless Logan Pierce, and scheming sorority sister Allie Haze.

Steven St. Croix

Everyone’s favorite daddy has been AVN’s Best Actor more times than I care to count, starting with 1995’s Chinatown and continuing with last year’s Wetwork. He nails just about everything that he does, from the deadly seriousness of Fluid 3, to his hilarious turn as a mob boss in Nothin’ But Trouble.

Asa Akira

Wicked contract girl Asa Akira is always charming when given a chance to act. She has a fantastic sense of humor about it, playing her parts with a smirking glee. Definitely check out last year’s hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold vehicle Holly… Would.

Dawayne Dane

This guy hasn’t been in many pornos, but his turn as Carlton Banks in the Official Fresh Prince of Bel Air Parody is so dead on that it amazes me that we don’t see him more often. If you can get past the non-existent production values, it’s really worth your time.

Magdalene St. Michaels

This MILF is a mainstay at Girlfriends Films, and for good reason. She has an extensive acting background, and has even appeared in mainstream films. And it shows! She first caught my attention in Mother Exchange 2, where she completely wins over Giovanni Francesco.

Skin Diamond

The lovely and kinky Skin Diamond is an expert at toeing the line between pure camp and serious artistry. For the former, check out her tribute to Michonne in The Walking Dead – A Hardcore Parody. If the latter is more your game, Skin is excellent in last year’s twisted drama Control.

Evan Stone

A legend in the industry, Evan Stone is known for not taking himself too seriously and setting a hilarious goofball tone in modern classics like Pirates and Pirates 2 – Stagnetti’s Revenge. He also knows when to hold back, like his heartbreaking turn as a sick, both spiritually and physically, father in Daddy’s Girls.

Dana Vespoli

Dana Vespoli is my favorite pornstar, not least of all because of her convincing, and oftentimes creepy, acting roles. Even when she’s not fucking on camera, she still often appears on screen in non-sex roles, helping to flesh out the other characters and the plot. Check her out in the recently released The Turning, as well as in A Thing of Beauty, Vespoli’s own adaptation of Faust.

Mickey Mod

It really says something about your chops when you can carry a porno whole movie without taking your dick out! Mickey Mod is a mainstay of the fetish world, and I absolutely adored him in the kinky softcore feature The Punished Coed.

India Summer

As one of the most popular (and all natural!) MILFs working today, India Summer consistently wins over audiences with both her acting and sex scenes. Her delivery has an effortless grace that draws us in, even when she’s playing wicked stepmothers and other unlikable broads. Audiences raved about the popular Marriage 2.0, and I loved Summer alongside Maddy O’Reilly and Steven St. Croix in The Sexual Liberation of Anna Lee.

Tommy Pistol

He’s usually cracking us up in screwball comedies like Killer Kleavage From Outer Space, but sometimes Tommy Pistol manages to scare the shit out of us and show some real menace, like in last year’s trippy Bubble Gum Girls.

Mercedes Carrera

Mercedes Carrera is another star of The Turning, but she’s also weird and hilarious in B. Skow’s In The Flesh, not to mention the way that she amps up her fear and shame in the wonderfully creepy My Evil Stepson 2.

Misty Stone

The stunning Misty Stone gives Vivica A. Fox a serious run for her money in Digital Playground’s Kill Bill – A XXX Parody. She also kills it in this year’s Magic Mike XXXL: A Hardcore Parody as the dancers’ new boss. Misty has an undeniable power and forcefulness to her performances, as well as an ease to the delivery of her lines.

Nat Turnher

Nat Turnher is a star who doesn’t get nearly enough acting or romantic roles. He’s super handsome and wonderfully plays suave sweethearts. He steals the show from Sean Michaels in Family Secrets – Tales Of Victorian Lust and livens up the old plumber trope alongside Jodi Taylor in Belladonna’s Butthole Whores 4.

Amber Rayne

Amber Rayne was touring with a musical theater troupe when her contract ran out, leaving her stranded in LA. Sick of the typical Hollywood hustle, but still wanting to perform, she took the plunge into the adult industry. She gets to show off her thespian history in the campy romp The Pornographer from Wicked, and she rocks in in Wanted,  a Western feature from director Stormy Daniels.

Xander Corvus

Xander is great at playing lovable (and not so lovable) bad boys, and has a great, naturalistic acting style. Everyone in multiple award winner Wasteland deserves a spot on this list, including Lily LaBeau, but my shoutout is going to Xander for this one.

Jesse Jane

She might have the stereotypical blonde bimbo pornstar look, but there’s a good reason why Jesse Jane got lead roles in so many Digital Playgrounds blockbuster features. You can’t help but love the bubbly joy with which she tackles her roles, especially in the Pirates series and Code Of Honor.

Did I forget any of your favorites? Yell at me in the comments and let me know!

Judy Hologram forgot one of her lines in the third grade play. You can follow her on Twitter @JudyHologram and the rest of us @HotMoviesForHer.

What A MILF Wants: Top 5 Male Porn Stars

If you are anything like me, you know sometimes being a mom can be hectic, to say the very least. After a long day of cooking, cleaning, resolving spats between siblings, getting dinner on the table, and all the other daily tasks it takes to run a household – sometimes Mommy needs a little “me” time…and I’m not talking about a Calgon moment. Yes, a hot, long, luxurious bubble bath, complete with candles and a good glass of wine can be extremely relaxing, but who has time in their busy schedule to take that time out, right? There’s just way too much to do in a single day and wearing that “S” on your chest can get to be downright stressful! What’s a MILF to do when she has limited time to take a timeout for herself? When this mommy needs a little “me” time, I like to relax and relieve by watching a hot stud pound away at a hot chick, and wishing it was me. But I’m not talking about watching just any guy. I’ve got a “Fab Five” list of guys I would love to invite over for a special Mommy & Me play date.

First up is the fabulously freaky Derrick Pierce. I don’t usually go for domination and submission, but this man is so sexy and versatile with his kinkiness he could talk me into ANYTHING from nipple clamps and spankings and whatever he wanted to do! He has a way of making you feel like a sexy lair kitten without the experience being a degraded one. Watch him top Skin Diamond in Adam and Eve’s Legendary Sex Tips:

Next up is Bruce Venture. What MILF wouldn’t want to get down and dirty with the “hunk next door,” as Megan Rain does in Don’t Tell My Boyfriend I’m Cheating 2. If you want to have a clandestine affair…even in your fantasies…Bruce is your guy!

Ladies, if you love a guy who fits the tall, dark, and handsome category with a hint of rogue-ishness, then Tommy Gunn is the man for the job. He’s got the experience and stamina to scratch that itch and then some. He knows exactly what to do with Brooklyn Chase in Cute and Curvy 2 video:

Okay, I admit sometimes fast and hard doesn’t necessarily hit the spot, but when you’ve got Ramon Nomar‘s sexy accent talking dirty to you – lets be honest – what wouldn’t you do just to keep him talking?

Last, but definitely not least is, drum roll please…Xander Corvus. Xander is another one that just strikes me as so adorable it’s almost hard to believe that he’s just so damn nasty…I LOVE IT! And is it just me or when you hear that name you start envisioning your own parody of Evolution?

It’s Time For A Twitter Battle! Wolf Hudson vs Xander Corvus

By now you should know that I’m a Twitter-obsessed porn lover. It’s my job, after all. So it’s only appropriate to battle it up between the best in the business.

Today’s Battle: Wolf Hudson and Xander Corvus, two gents that have made multiple thigh-shaking and orgasm events happen

B  A  T  T  L  E  !

WINNER: Xander Corvus

In what is probably the closest tie ever seen in a Twitter Battle, Xander just nails it. Although he has approx. 10k followers, which is almost 3k less than Sir Wolf, the self-proclaimed Vag Viking does have drastically higher ratios when it comes to mentions and followers. He also has a steadier tweet engagement, which is vital to keeping important stalkers minions followers. Wolf wins on the tweet timing by far though, and I almost gave him the win just for it. He tweets around 7pm on Friday PDT, which is appropriate across all timezones in the US, whereas Xander has a definite no-no peak tweet time. Alas, they are both fucking sexy and it was so hard to even pick one as a “winner”. It’s just a game, it’s just a game…I’m calming myself.

You’re also the winner. Because both contestants are beloved and famous and worthy enough to make this blog.

Xander Corvus is My Hot Hot Sex

This man is the definition of sextastic. Though I frequently digress over soft/big/perky/natural/fake/bra-less/bouncy breasts, I’m still a straight girl who drools over sharp, soul-and-panty-stealing eyes and melts over a naked body accentuated with an adorable smirk and husky voice. I’m actually slightly jealous of the girls he gets to fuck. And he’s a porn star.

Xander is a master at his porn parody roles, starring in everything from OMG…It’s the Spice Girls XXX to Men in Black: A Hardcore Parody to American Dad! XXX. One of his latest films, Down the Throat, stars his massive penis in all its humongous glory, and it really, really, goes down the throat. Beyond the bump-n-grind world however, Xander is also a bit of a metal head, a video game nerd, and is Twitter-connected. Clearly we’re perfect for each other, but I’m willing to share him with the world anyway.

If you need more, this tumblr and this tumblr are the best pages dedicated to him around (I think this borders on semi-stalking, but whatever, they aren’t mine), because sadly he doesn’t have a blog or website.

 

 

Top Five Tuesday: New Sensations Romance Movies That Make Me Swoon

Back in the ’70s and early ’80s plot-based porn was king and some of the biggest titles in porn were shown at mainstream theaters.  Yep, those porns were movie movies and just happened to offer up hardcore sex.  Well super plot-heavy porns are back in style and one studio that’s really churning out high quality sexy action is , the sensual branch of New Sensations.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – these flicks are basically Hallmark movies with sex included.  If Lifetime got into the porno biz, these movies would be what we’d get.  They are sweet, silly, dramatic and just the tiniest bit gloomy at times.  So today I thought we’d celebrate the porny goodness of these flicks with my Top Five New Sensations Romance Movies!



There are many things that come to mind when I think about porn, but traumatic brain injury isn’t one of them.  Maybe I’m the only one, because the good folks over at New Sensations Romance thought that starting out a dirty movie with a woman (Samantha Ryan) in a coma was the way to go.  Turns out they were right, as the action only gets hotter and hotter as she wakes up, heals and falls for her hospital roommate.  But then again, who wouldn’t go head over heals for Danny Mountain?

– What lengths would you go to when it comes to finding love?  When Allie Haze loses her beloved puppy, neighbor Xander Corvus comes to the rescue to help find him – putting up posters and search for him.  But what Allie doesn’t know is that Xander has actually swiped her dog so that he could get close to her by helping out.  She finds out and is furious, but since this is a porno, it of course ends in getting busy.  As a side note, in my opinion, stealing a person’s dog is pretty much the same as stealing their child.  Maybe it’s because I am a dog owner and not a mom, but still – I was not impressed with Xander’s plan.
 – You know the old saying “those that can’t do teach”?  Well, according to this plotty flick, those who cannot maintain a relationship should definitely be a relationship advice columnist.  Giovanni Francisco plays a man who still shares a house with his ex-fiance Natasha Nice. They fight all the time and he cock blocks every date she has, making it boldly obvious that they are clearly still in love with each other, which, of course, we find out in the end. Oh those unpredictable, crazy kids. Still, it’s pretty cute… like a Meg Ryan/Tom Hanks movie with lots of hardcore banging.
Cooking and romance seem to go together like peanut butter and jelly (though I don’t know first hand, because that’s really all I can “cook.”), so it only makes sense that New Sensations Media would take a page out of Like Water For Chocolate‘s book and create a story surrounding a chef (Samantha Ryan) who infuses the emotions she is feeling into whatever dish she is creating. Yum!

Organ donation and porn – in the same flick?  Not something I usually go for, but when it’s New Sensations Romance behind the wheel, I trust that I’ll have a good time.  Bobbi Starr is still intensely grieving the untimely death of her husband, when her employees (Kimberly KaneZoe Voss and Allie Haze) decide that the best way to give her closure is to connect her with the folks who received her husband’s organs when he died.  Sure that’s super illegal and unethical, but in porn everything flies.  Not to worry, Bobbi doesn’t have sex with any of them, which might have been really weird, but she does find them dates (read: sex) with the employees that urged her to go out in the first place.  Definitely a cute flick!

Don’t you love a good story?  Check out if you do!

xoxo
-JD

Dear Abby

I don’t know if it’s been obvious to any of our readers, but in the last few weeks I have been pretty obsessed with movies from .  While I’m not usually one to get into a super plotty porn, I can’t get enough of these romantic flicks (I like to call them Hallmark movies with sex).  Seriously people, it’s like Lifetime decided to get into the adult industry and this is the outcome.  Yes, this means sappy plots and cliché passion, but still, they suck me in so hard.

This time around we’ve got Jack (Giovanni Francisco) who is a relationship columnist that’s great at giving advice to other people about their love issues, but is unable to help himself in his situation.  You see, he still shares a house he bought with his ex fiancé – Abby (Natasha Nice), and they still both live there.  Of course they fight all the time and he cock blocks every date she has. I mean clearly they are still in love with each other, which of course we find out in the end.  Oh those unpredictable, crazy kids.  Still, it’s pretty cute… like a Meg Ryan/Tom Hanks movie with lots of hardcore humping. 

Each of the sex scenes are super hot and hardcore, while being tender and romantic as well.  And everything is delightfully topped off by fantastic production quality, believable sets and attractive performers.  We get lots of kissing and caressing before the penetration, but nothing feels too overtly lovey dovey or uncomfortable.  What really makes the difference is that you can feel the chemistry between the performers, which always leads to extra hot action.

Apart from the sexy scenes, I really enjoy the dorky humor and all.  And the stuff that pulls on the heart strings.  Seriously, it’s so cheesy that I am actually touched.  Oh yeah, I’m a total sucker for New Sensations Romance.

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