Link Love

Happy Humpday!  Welcome back to the midweek stretch.  I’ve been out of commission for the last few days, felled by some nasty bug that confined me to my bed… a place I would usually love to be confined to, but not with a sore throat and the grossest cough you’ve ever heard.  Ok, back on track.  Today, my first day back, I logged into my email to find a bunch of emails from co-workers with links to all sorts of futuristic/sci-fi sex updates for link lovin’.  I have the best co-workers, don’t I?  Anyway, some of the stuff they sent me is awesome… and some of it downright scary (sex dolls with a pulse), but all totally worthy of a place on this week’s Humpday celebration.… More

Link Love


(Photo via The Frisky)

Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the midweek stretch. Today is 09/09/09, which, coupled with the shortened week, means that today is an extra special Humpday. Humpday Extraordinaire! Let’s celebrate this super exciting day the best way we know how, with a little Link Lovin’! We’ve traveled to the end of the Internet per usual to bring you the best of the best of what’s out there.… More

Town Manager Axed For Wife’s Porn Career


photo via Theage.com.au

In another installament of ”what’s the big damn deal if someone decides to fuck for a living,” small town Florida town manager Scott Janke was recently fired from his position because officals discovered that his wife, Anabela Mota Janke is a porn star (who performs under the stage name Jazella Moore).

What a spouse’s job has to do with a public offical being able to do his work is a real question mark to me.  I mean really, her b/g anal scene on a random Tuesday actually affects his signing documents and figuring out budgets?  Seriously?  Oh wait, I forgot, that early morning DP really left her unable to walk next to him and smile during that formal dinner.  Please.  And the best part?  Officials are saying that her work had nothing to do with him being fired!… More

Who Stole Joanna Angel’s Car?


Picture via Twitter

Poor Joanna Angel!  This weekend while she was signing fan autographs at Erotica LA, some asshole stole her car out of the Staples Center parking lot.  Now, that sucks super bad, but luckily she has LoJack (a gps location system to track a stolen car) installed in her car.  Unluckily, the LoJack people can’t locate her car.  It doesn’t get more ironic than that!… More